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Did Luke die a kissless virgin?
Nicholas Cox
Jonathan Russell
he literally kissed his sister
it still counts
Blake Lopez
Why did they do this to him?
Robert Thomas
yes, fantasy is idealistic and characters are not considered to have committed heinous acts unless explicitly stated otherwise. There are no degenerate normalfags who get screen time in media, if you aren't some boomer whoremonger or star crossed lovers you don't have sex.
Parker Brooks
You didnt watch the original trilogy did you zoomer faggot?
Austin Wright
that is the ideal star wars; you may not like it but that is what peak star wars performance looks like
Carson Reed
I still can't believe how much the creative people behind this movie hated star wars, the characters and the fanbase.
How on earth did Disney let them do it, pretty fucking hilarious honestly.
Parker Scott
Because some alt right people said milk is white power or something years ago, a handful of people.
So to punish those small handful of people they made luke skywalker drink milk from a walrus tit.
James Murphy
are you telling me luke is officially alt-right
Jeremiah Wilson
>cuts out scene of Luke mourning Han
>leaves this in
Jack Ross
i'd udderfuck that alien
Lincoln Nguyen
no, he'd go to Tosche station and get mad sand pussy there
Josiah Ortiz
Did Luke fuck all those alien nuns?
Samuel Bailey
luke was a woke neet in tlj
Isaac Reyes
Jews don't like heroes, especially white male heroes, so they ruined him.
Nathan Kelly
It gets lonely and walrus udders only take the edge off for a little while. You know he eventually forced himself upon those things
Noah White
Imagine titfucking that alien
Connor Adams
why pp hard
Jordan Russell
Luke fucked a hot readhead.
Jake probably died a virgin though
Gavin Gomez
This.
John Hughes
Denigration.
Liam Lopez
yes
Luke Ward
Iconoclasm of the 21st century Orthodox Egalitarian.
Juan Reyes
What were the purpose of these things anyway
It’s not like dagobah had any bad cgi wapir nuns
Joseph Richardson
He fucked his sister so absolutely not and based incest pilled.
Also got to suck on massive milkers I am very jealous