Did Luke die a kissless virgin?

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he literally kissed his sister
it still counts

Why did they do this to him?

yes, fantasy is idealistic and characters are not considered to have committed heinous acts unless explicitly stated otherwise. There are no degenerate normalfags who get screen time in media, if you aren't some boomer whoremonger or star crossed lovers you don't have sex.

You didnt watch the original trilogy did you zoomer faggot?

that is the ideal star wars; you may not like it but that is what peak star wars performance looks like

I still can't believe how much the creative people behind this movie hated star wars, the characters and the fanbase.

How on earth did Disney let them do it, pretty fucking hilarious honestly.

Because some alt right people said milk is white power or something years ago, a handful of people.

So to punish those small handful of people they made luke skywalker drink milk from a walrus tit.

are you telling me luke is officially alt-right

>cuts out scene of Luke mourning Han
>leaves this in

i'd udderfuck that alien

no, he'd go to Tosche station and get mad sand pussy there

Did Luke fuck all those alien nuns?

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luke was a woke neet in tlj

Jews don't like heroes, especially white male heroes, so they ruined him.

It gets lonely and walrus udders only take the edge off for a little while. You know he eventually forced himself upon those things

Imagine titfucking that alien

why pp hard

Luke fucked a hot readhead.
Jake probably died a virgin though

This.

Denigration.

yes

Iconoclasm of the 21st century Orthodox Egalitarian.

What were the purpose of these things anyway

It’s not like dagobah had any bad cgi wapir nuns

He fucked his sister so absolutely not and based incest pilled.
Also got to suck on massive milkers I am very jealous

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