Well, Yea Forums?

Well, Yea Forums?

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deep impact is the one where a boy marries his sigle mom gf?

deep impact is better, but armegeddon is more fun

This was settled over 20 years ago.

Deep Impact is disaster kino. Armageddon is destruction porn nonsense.

two entirely different movies with different subjects

Yes, it was the young goddess of purity leelee sobieski. The baby was her mom's I think.

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No, no, no, no. They were released in the same year because the studios were engaged in a competition to create the best asteroid flick.

DreamWorks won, Bruckheimer lost.

The one Homestar keeps giving Strong Bad

Armageddon. I cannot overstate how good that movie was, easily Michael Bay’s magnum opus.

>Armashitton
>not his real masterpiece, The Rock

so what the fuck is wrong with you?

Armageddon = Yea Forums
Deep Impact = reddit

That's his girlfriend's brother, she's not a single mom.

Armageddon hands down its one of the most rewatchable films ever made and the only noteworthy part of Deep Impact is Leelee.

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he is a salt of the earth guy, and the nasa nerdonauts don't understand his salt of the earth ways, his rough and tumble ways... like, somehow they can build rocket ships but they don't understand what makes a good tranny

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Armageddon is in the Criterion Collection, Deep Impact isn't.

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>Deep Impact
>emotional, humans don't just save the day

>Amargeddon
>lol dude guns and explosions in space!

Armageddon is basically capeshit

michael bay is an auteur

deep impact because james horner >>>> hans fagboy zimmer
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Deep Impact was extremely fucking dull and has zero memorable scenes. Armageddon is dumb but one of the most fun and quotable and masculine movies ever made.

Pretty much my feeling. Deep Impact is way more realistic & probably better all around film wise, with a comet hitting the Earth & completely wrecking shit.

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>no one mentioning this masterpiece
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>It takes 30 thousand people to get a shuttle ready for launch. 6 million parts need to be checked

Bright Angel Falling was better than both of them.

Too bad it was never filmed.

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>or this

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You are basically retarded

This.
It comes from the time where cgi heavy and plot nonsense films were made. They were constantly trying to overthrow the previous scale of CGI in movies to a point where they didn't even care about the plot anymore.

back to your capeshit

>Bright Angel Falling
Is this available online anywhere?

I don't wanna miss a thing

This. Deep Impact is for estronauts.

>The astronaut getting blasted off the comet surface into space screaming, the dude getting blinded then getting read Moby Dick, president nigger addressing the nation after the mission failed, the astronauts all saying goodbye to their families before ramming the comet, the comet going overhead while Elijah rides his dirtbike w new wife & baby, the reporter woman & father standing on the beach while getting wave crushed
>Zero memorable scenes

Nigger, I haven't seen that movie in over 10 years.