>Because before you didn't have me.
Because before you didn't have me
Booo!
Is that Beethoven?
Where can I watch Alita, bros? I watch captain feminism instead and missed out when it was in theaters.
>Marvel is acting like a smug bitch
>I like this one
does this count as a continuity error?
Incel thread?
she looks older than my 55 year old Mom wtf
Post your mom.
TLCM
Get the FUCK back to your fucking containment thread you weeb fucking disease. Human infection. Disgusting incel faggot piece of fucking garbage. I'd choke the fucking life out of your soulless eyes if you were ever within 100 miles of me.
All Alita faggots deserve to burn alive.
Fuck you. Seriously.
>Fuck you. Seriously.
getting this mad over an internet image
I thought it was because Thor was a overconfident god that he would like somebody as smug as himself.
>the random girl in the meme stock photo is hotter as Captain Marvel than Brie
kek
i'd like to speak to your manager
what a fucking dumb line. why shit all over their own characters like that.
Didnt they cover the "you cant do that, u r a grill!!!!" "ohhhh yeeaaaaAAA??! :3" plotline in her origin movie?
>oh yeah
i sincerely dont know what she did to deserve this kind of treatment, she fucking sucks as an actress, there is no movie where she alone could carry a role, and yet she gets to push all the avengers a side?
She was a child actress so she was probably used as a cumdump.
ma'am i already told you, we cant give you a refund on the anti-fungal cream if its two years past its sell by date
is every symptom of sjw mental illness a result of child rape?
Blessed thread
Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.
The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.
For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY
NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.
Comfy cap sjw hate thread
Needs more grease on her forehead
he mad
Im sorry miss, we ran out of wine boxes today
I loved Alita too