Sequels

Why don’t they make sequels for films that actually deserve them?

Also: films women can’t understand thread.

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It was navalkino...

Films that women understand? Guess you’re a woman then OP, along with 90% of “”””men””””. Where have you been in life? You have no journey, you sit inside and pretend that you can relate to these great stories but you have no clue what these characters felt. I sailed across the Atlantic and back on a steam ship. I’ve been in the Virgin Islands during hurricanes, and stayed to help afterward. I’ve dove at reefs and shipwrecks, touched sharks and leatherbacks. What have you done OP? What the fuck makes you think you can relate s this movie?

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my grandma introduced me to this movie

>Why don’t they make sequels for films that actually deserve them?
Because they'll fuck it up

have sex

Movies that deserve sequels dont need one.

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Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

>Not a single women in the entire film
>Not a single bit of romance
My sample size is one, but could it be that those two factors alone would make a really good film every time? LOTR had not a single woman in the fellowship too and its one of the best stories.
This would mean that almost every film in existence trashes itself just to appeal to women

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