Joker will be Black Panther for incels

>Joker flick is released.
>Incels flock to see it day 1 after buying tickets with their GBP/NEETbux.
>Theaters packed with subhuman smelly obese nerds in clown cosplay and video game tshirts
>Actual humans evacuate premises and go home and have sex with their loving partner(s).
>Movie starts, credits play to the song "The Beautfiul People" and cheering muffled by fat.
>Doors automatically lock, nerds too entranced to notice.
>Gas pours in, theater packed with unwashed incels covered in stale cum can't smell it.
>All are silently mercy-killed, ending their suffering and improving the lives of literally everyone.

>School shootings, domestic terrorism, sexual assault/harassment, rape, and Yea Forums posters all vanish.
>Nobody grieves or cares about funerals, bodies are simply cremated en masse. Parents celebrate being freed from their burden of manchildren.

The CIA is working in tandem with Interpol and DC to solve the incel menace preemptively, and I support it entirely. Most of you are suicidal anyway, and there's no chance you've reproduced, so it's technically not even murder.

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jus burry me in da society wit da gamers n shiet

Once the incels are all dead, who will the new scapegoat of the left be?

you

Grand Premiere of Warner Bros. 'Joker' film, Joaquin Phoenix walks down the red carpet, separate from the cast and crew, alone while smoking a cigar, completely dressed up as the Joker with smeared makeup, green hair, a large, suspicious looking red trenchcoat and a bizarre, continuous chuckle as he ignores the cameras snapping his pictures and reporters vying for an interview.

> "I used to think that, my life was a tragedy..."

Walks into fully packed movie theater, pulls out colt ar-15, cocks gun and aims it up in the air firing shots, laughing wildly as the audience gasps in terror.

> "But now... I realize..."

Audio cuts. Laughs hysterically as audience screams in completely muted audio, Nat King Cole's "Smile" begins playing.

>["Smile though your heart is aching. Smile even though it's breaking..."]

Begins unloading rounds directly into people's bodies as they touch the blood spurting from their chest. Inaudible screams and gasps of horror as people run for their lives while Phoenix mercilessly kills them all.

>["Smile, what's the use of crying. You'll find that life is still worthwhile..."]

> "... it's a comedy."

Police begin storming the cinema and firing bullets repeatedly into the Joaquin Phoenix's body as he collapses on the ground in a pile of blood, a mad grin of glee on his face as he dies.

>["...If you just smile"]

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Why would the elite want school shootings to vanish? They literally benefit monetarily from them.

In fact, incels are a glownigger psyop to begin with, and radicalizing them is part of their plan

Media is modern culture just as paintings and the bible were for our ancestors. Fiction will always influence the way people think, so you can see how everyone is literally the Joker nowadays.

jesus fucking christ i'd pay to see this epic shit, i nearly cried just picturing this beauty

Honestly ever since the Joker trailer dropped I've seen a subtle difference in those around me. I think that Joker trailer unlocked something in the population's subconscious. On my way to work this morning my usual route was obstructed by a gruesome car wreck, so I took surface streets. I saw strange sights throughout my ride. Passing under a tunnel I saw a shirtless man covered in mud pushing a midget wearing old Victorian era garb in a shopping cart while screaming some strange brutal language.
At a red light I saw a woman grab a piece of raw red meat from her center compartment and start gnashing on it. She then tucked it somewhere in her lap after the car behind her caught her attention by honking at the green light. Only half of my coworkers showed up today. They said there was a bug going around. The coworkers that did show up all had the Joker trailer playing on their computer screens throughout the day. I saw two people sitting side by side watching the same video. One nudged the other on the shoulder and said "You have to see this." Then the one guy went over and was amazed by the trailer as if it wasn't the same exact video he had already been watching.
The boss lady always wears an abundance of make up. But her lipstick and eye shadow seemed to have been applied hastily and with more product than usual.
Although this change might be a good thing. Ever since the trailer dropped there's been a noticeable influx in people's sense of humor. Every one was cracking jokes today. After a while the whole office was a symphony of fits of laughter. My cheeks and stomach still hurt from it. It seems like laughter has been just as infectious as that sick bug going around. I'm actually still laughing right now as I write this.

>incels will literally being associating themselves with hyperchad joaquin phoenix because of this movie
kekaroo

what/where will be our wakanda?

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Blumpf again

go to bed ligotti

Nope.

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Fuckin kek

This, but unironically

Underrated as fuck.

Dilate

have faith in Jesus Christ[/spoiler

Both true

70's new york

society

youtu.be/1aumZ4BFKGM

Incels and Yea Forums dont go to the movies. They pirate shitty cams. So its gonna be a bomb.

Good, that's what those Hollywood execs get for trying to pander to us.

>talks about the left
>Trump still talks about Hilary daily
>/pol/ talks about aoc, obama, and hilary everday
The absolute state of Republicans

It's a superhero movie with a relatively tiny budget. It's not going to bomb.

speak for yourself, I will go three weeks after it opens at 2 pm

Based third weekender

More like Crap Cancer

I’m 100% not watching in theaters as I’m certain there will be a shooting somewhere

He really elevated the bar on method acting

>Trump still talks about Hilary daily
>/pol/ talks about aoc, obama, and hilary everyday
But user, this is strictly speaking not a true statement

10/10

S11 Episode 5 "The Joker"

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This, but hopefully

would honestly be kino

I'm gonna go to the kinoplex for the first time in 15 years just in case this is true. I'm so lonely.

>be female
>literally do nothing
>get laid by the same guy as everyone else in your social circle
>feel pride in this non-accomplishment
>lord it over others
Wow so impressive! Women totally have it so hard but they're still able to overcome these daunting challenges anyways. Definitely not a meaningless bragging right or a sign of 0 self-control that may eventually turn them into a childless wine aunt.

how do we know he's an incel? Doesn't he have a job?

The real Joker gets Harley pussy all the time and this one is dating some black chick he's not the hero of incels

Capeshit is the incel genre.
Even Black Panther

>It's a superhero movie with a relatively tiny budget. It's not going to bomb.

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To avoid scary situations, Theatres are planning a couples only weekend when it opens

Is that suppose to be a bad thing?

Have fuck and suck
At Chuck's

>hyperchad

He's literally 5'8"

>just got a kush of some wicked chron

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How could Leto top this?

unironically have sex

...
so it will change nothing?

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>oh no how dare people have fun it's disgusting
>why dont they post on Yea Forums like upstanding useful members of society such as myself, fucking jews preventing me from getting a GF 14/88 race wars now!

Definitely getting purged. Don't worry, your falcon will be allowed to escape. It has intrinsic worth, unlike you bitter incels.

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1 guy at the cinema clapping and laughing as everyone dies around him

Nigga it's not the weed it is how the kid talks about it

This doesnmt make any sense, why would the theater agree to realize deadly
gas on paying costumers? Others would hear and the theater would go out of business, not to mention the gases could leak into adjacent theaters and that premeditated mass killings are against the law.

This would never work, you should rather try and motivate the foolish individuals to improve their lives instead

>Joker will be Black Panther

more like Black Cuckther

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Lose weight.

>incels
Don't forget to dialate, disney tranny

The question is do you think they’ll choose the joker showings or not

We can only hope

More school shootings it is

>virgin logic: the post

When people hear about the incel "genocide" (bitching about females on /pol/ and /r9k/ is no life, at worst this is euthanasia) they will flock to praise and support the theaters involved. We need a solution to the incel menace, and this may not be perfect but it's good enough.

The countries involved will instantly become safer and more prosperous for everyone that matters, and this tactic of removing the violent and lazy will see international use.

>you should rather try and motivate the foolish individuals to improve their lives instead

When dealing with 21+ male virgins that's obviously an impossibility. If nothing's taken by now, they're both lost causes and time-bombs.

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Simple, people are getting tired of Taliban, so the CIA is making room for ISIS

If you just wanna be gassed, there are ways to get paid for that. Leave something behind, a fund for better kidnapping equipment for the rest of your brethren.

have there been any other mainstream movies feature incels or is this the first one? I know there's been lots of documentaries and Netflix shit.

>son finds lost mother in stone age tribe
what

Already have.

>/pol/
>republicans
lol

>Yea Forums posters all vanish.
>>Nobody grieves or cares about funerals, bodies are simply cremated en masse. Parents celebrate being freed from their burden of manchildren.
user, dont be so hard on yourself.

For me it's the weed.

>be me five minutes ago
>walk into public restroom and expect to sit and shit
>braaap.ogg
>some guy is shitting his guts out in the nice handicapped stall
>i am appalled
>and suddenly a commercial pops into my head
>its the Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows one
>where Harry grabs deh and says
>'let's finish this the way we started it'
>'together'
>this strikes a chord in my tense self and i giggle softly
>go pfft because i can't hold in my laughter
>crack a wide smile and sit down in the stall directly
>start fucking giggling to myself in a high pitched laugh that rarely happens
>suppress it for a few seconds
>burst out laughing because now i realize guy in adjacent stall must think i'm laughing at him shit
>end up laughing at him for ten minutes straight punctuated by increasingly louder stops and starts

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>unironically have sex
Do something overrated, goy.

I bet op thought this up on Reddit and couldn't wait to post it when he got home

>14/88 race wars now!
Its just race war now, the 1488 isnt really needed as the 88 is holding back and ruining the 14 words.

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>Joker is released on Netflix, Amazon, and a "leaked" HD rip torrent is available ahead of time
>Incels flock to their screens simultaneously to watch it the second it's available after paying for the subscription/wi-fi with their bitcoins
>Bandwidth is clogged with subhuman toxic NEETs spewing blackpills everywhere in an attempt to thin out the competition
>Actual humans give up on Netflix and just chill
>Movie starts, credit plays to the song "Mad World" and cheering muffled by popcorn and hot pockets
>Screen flashes every 90th frame with a certain pattern, nerds too hyped to seethe about the "less than optimal framerate"
>Flashes start forming a pattern, telling the brain: "kys", vidya addicts with overstrained eyes barely notice
>All are silently mercy-killed, ending their suffering and increasing the amount of basements available for rent immensely, causing a housing boom

>Toxic comments, hurtful reviews, doxxes and raids all vanish
>Nobody grieves or cares about funerals, bodies are simply used as compost for trees to brighten up the new space. Game devs celebrate being freed from the obligation to make 60+fps

The Mossad is working in tandem with KGB and DC to solve the incel menace preemptively, and I support it entirely. Most of you are suicidal anyway, and there's no chance you've reproduced, so it's technically not even murder.

This solves the incel problem but it doesn't solve the nigger crime problem.

Kek

>being this triggered about someone not liking weed
How insecure are you?

He was at reddit and he went home to Yea Forums?

Weed cures cancer, so if you're anti-weed you're pro-cancer. I'd say that's worth getting angry over.

by living in a society for more than 45minutes

>two incels show up
>"We're TOTALLY a gay couple!"
>"This is our uh... dildo. We like to play during movies. Don't oppress and/or kinkshame us!"

Dilate

Do you live in the ghetto?

Cancer cures cancer, so if you're anti-cancer you're pro-cancer. Shut up.

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These "civilized people", they'll eat each other.

t.tranny

Dredd is a cult British comic character (created by a yank and a spic tho), the joker is one of the biggest villains in comic books not comparable really.

Nah, I'm guessing Detroit

Stupid chucknadians.

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sounds like a good time

>yfw these researchers didn't consider the fact that cancer's PD-L1 would simply inhibit the immune response

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I don’t get the whole joker is an incel meme in this film. Incels all live at home sponging off their mother and usually are jobless. The joker in the film has a job, takes care of his dying mother and manages to strike up a relationship with a woman. You’re all as mentally ill as the sort of deranged faggot who gets verified on twitter.

It’s just really unlucky timing for the movie’s marketing because of the new zealand shooter faggot. If that didn’t happen there would barely be any incel talk of it, even here.

>dates a single mom
>dead end job
Nah, he an incel

Yea Forums isn't safe for work sweetie.

Discord trannies definitely do exist. Whether or not they are shitposting here is debatable.

>tfw bought tickets to a showing with a designated shooter
the true intended way to experience this kinography

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>gets beaten up by sharply dressed white businessmen
It truly is a fantastical comic book movie

How long did it take for the guy to cum?

What are the actual incel sites(inb4 obvious joke) saying about it

Remember everyone. Incel and virgin are two different things. Like Nice Guys are not Good Guys.

Incel is a virgin who is bitter and thinks he is owed sex. It is the nice guy who wants to be Chad. Usually with a hint of pedophile ideas. Notice incels oddly love the idea of having daughters but always make it sexual

Nice guys are pretty much a less faggy Incel

Good Guys are men that are actually good and how men should act. A nice guy stalks and creeps thinking its romantic. A good man has children and is a father or protects his women.

Question is. Is the joker just a virgin loser. Or an incel ?

Honk-honk!

>A good man has children and is a father or protects his women.
kek. This script is very outdated m8

This only it's trannies that are rounded up into camps and gassed to wrap up the 60%

we all know who they really would be

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It's just the second coming of TDK's Joker for normies.

Mom: >honey it's time for school

(You): >>society is literally driving me Insane

>Joker will be Black Panther for incels

Well, unlike blacks who western society overwhelmingly caters to and favors, they are an actual persecuted minority who are hated and attacked by the media and "pundits" constantly. So maybe it's good having some inspirational media.

Take the Baudrillard pill. We gain identity from a hyperreal consumer culture, our ancestors had nations and religion.

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t. discord tranny
Have sex, oh wait estrogen prevents you getting an erection lol.

Joaquin is a mentally damaged alcoholic victim of child abuse. Projects trainwreck of a person.

jews

No, it will be Porkys for incels.

>unlike blacks who western society overwhelmingly caters to and favors

>enslaved them for 200 hundred years, segregated them, lynched them, murdered them, took away their freedoms, and saw as animals

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nice. perhaps a modern day Taxi Driver with the Joker aesthetic

>enslaved them for 200 hundred years, segregated them, lynched them, murdered them, took away their freedoms, and saw as animals

For a good reason. Niggers ARE animals. Even to this day they lead on every crime statistic and are genuine repulsive low life

Fuck off whore and take your fetid gaping gash with you.

>Still bitching about shit from 80 years ago

You're not wrong. I think it'll also be a good film regardless of the fuckery surrounding it tho.

>incels getting ANY type of woman attention
Ya, nah

translation:

>"good guy" raises my boyfriend's son jamal

I love Texas.

>nice guys
>in 2019
Nah breh, newer generations are less and less inclined to put up with womans shit, 80% of USA's woman are pump and dumb hoes anyway

This is going to be at best another Donnie Darko, but somehow cringier. The larping, not the movie itself.

How long will we be hearing about this shit jamal? No one cares anymore

question: I matched with someone on Tinder and they told me to meet them on Discord. I did but because of this site I could only think that I was being catfished by a creepy, cowardly, tranny. So I blocked them immediately. Did I do well, yes or no?

Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?

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>Remember everyone. Incel and virgin are two different things.

lol what a nerd, incel is a post internet made up memeword, u just gave your "definition"

stop talkin like a schizo and get a gf

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Remember how the internet hate machine was loading WB's pockets by advertising and buying the Guy Fawkes masks while pretending to oppose society? It'll be like that, marketing and advertising on the level of Black Panther, but for fat losers who think being unlikable is somebody else's fault.

>gas chambers wouldn't work
t. holocaust denier

Except that Black Panther wins.

If incels invest in Joker now they're going to lose all of their money because the joker can never win.

case in point keeeek

you're confusing incels with NEETs

Batman: White Knight

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>Weed cures cancer
no it doesn't you stupid pothead. Weed kills brain-cells and your post proves that

Have you ever actually had sex? It's terrible, they want to stick around afterwards and they're needy or some other stupid made up feeling so I have to take them out for some breakfast and buy them a fucking omelet that we both know she's not going to finish and then when its over you have to get her number and promise you'll call her but we both know you're not going to call her. Why would you? You already got what you wanted out of her and the sex was mediocre at best and you wasted one of the two days a week you have free of being a wagecuck, you took your valuable free time and you fucking wasted it on some average broad when you could have paid for a hooker and had her get up and leave so I could go back to playing video games.

The only reason to have sex, and I mean LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON, is that fucking without a condom on feels pretty great. Nothing else about sex is even remotely enjoyable, not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling, I don't even particularly enjoy getting my dick sucked anymore. I'd rather eat a burrito and watch American Dad and be left the fuck alone. No, I'm not going to marry you. No, you're not going to trick me into getting you pregnant(I've had a few women really try hard with that one), and no, you're not coming to live with me in my big empty house.

For one thing, it's my fucking house. For another thing, I like it big and empty, and lastly you're a fucking bore. Women are for the most part IMMENSELY boring. No, I'm not interested in hearing about your stupid day. No, I don't care what Sarah the intern said about your hair. No, I don't FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING TODAY

NOT. FUCKING. WORTH. IT.

I can’t.

lol too ugly huh? (lmao too) ;)

I used to think my life was a tragedy. Now I realize... it's a comedy.

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Calm down incel freak

SEX?
Do I look like I'm married?

YOU FREAK.

Enjoy your criminal offspring, who'll live in prison thanks to being raised by a pathetic single mother and influenced by your general failures in life.

Maybe.

>being unlikable is somebody else's fault
I mean... is it not your parent's fault?

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America. The rest of the world is normal.

society will just make more

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Ok, this is epic.

Kek. Well played, user.

Why do you want people to indiscriminately kill each other, for no purpose other than acquiring self validation/self worth? Why is that good?

It's funny

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Based

joker becomes a tranny at the end of the movie

This already happened with The Dark Knight

I’m a sick fuck in my own right—I jerk off to all kinds of fucked shit. No judgement, what’s the purpose of murdering a bunch of strangers?

The film will end with him sitting in a solitary confinement prison cell after all the destruction and loss of life he causes women and people of color. In the background, on the cell walls, you can see the vague outline of the the words "DESPITE" and a hastily scrawled '13%'

A shot that focuses on the joker intently. Dead silence. He will look straight into the camera. "NI-". Instant cut to black.

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>Not the stupid foreplay, not the cuddling

You've missed out on so much of the positive human experience if you've never found a girl you enjoy doing this with

It's funny

Except normies coveted that one too, so the impact was lessened.

It generates controversy and sure-fire bait. Only a truly sick person would enjoy such things, so by posting opposing opinions, user gets his rocks off of people's reactions to his bait.

How? I find shoveldog funny because a canine with no understanding of its own mortality is beaten to death with a shovel.
But, humans can comprehend their own mortality, so there’s no punchline.

>Incel and virgin are two different things
Nah, everyone hates virgins, this distinction is just shitty cope by normies to make themselves feel better

Fpbp

You’re weak

Your post is correct about how underwhelming sex is, but cuddling and making out and foreplay are very good. I mean, assuming you love the person. Obviously if you're just hooking up with a thot you're not going to feel a damn thing from any of it.

Cuddling really is the greatest though, especially if you're touch-starved. Oxytocin is a hell of a drug.

>the virgin "Have sex"
>ambiguous
>can easily be countered
>passive aggressive
>fears the incel

>the Chad "get laid"
>clear meaning
>no counter possible
>aggressive and in your face
>fears no one