how was it so good?
How was it so good?
Caleb Evans
Gabriel Richardson
It wasn't though
Adrian Edwards
jellyfish dress
Nathan Gomez
not sure but i watched it again last night and it was even better than i remember it being from the previous week
based
Jonathan Gray
I dunno what Amber Heard's reputation is, but she seemed really shit in this. I was surprised since Momoa is not really a good actor, but at least they played to his strengths in this and not have him talk a lot.
Carson Johnson
You do realize that it was objectively a cringey pile of shit, right? Like, it was decent by DC film standards (at least before Shazam! came out and was actually good by normal standards), but that's all.
Angel Nelson
the mouse appears
Brandon Ramirez
Aquaman, as directed by James Wan and reconceived by Warners executives chasing after Marvel’s jackpot, is all about copycat desperation — and shrillness. Wan and Warners resort to imitating James Cameron’s Avatar. Aquaman teams with mermette Mera (Amber Heard) and tours through several underwater realms — Atlantis, Kingdom of the Brine — resembling Avatar’s Pandora, yet still not wondrous enough to match the various interstellar pageants of Luc Besson’s Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets. Wan’s Aquaman is anti-cinematic; its video-game compositions are illogical.
The animation’s swirling, non-stop movement is too fast, too zoomy. There’s no build-up to the Kingdom of the Brine extravaganza, which has supersized lobsters and crabs and other Lord of the Rings–style nonsense, multiplied to a million digitized bits. Not since the Star Wars reboots has “visual beauty” been so disorganized, and therefore unearned.
simply put? You have shit taste
Luke Scott
Her reputation is being super hot and that's it. She succeeded again.
Parker Bailey
Amber's stellar body carried most of the movie.
Brayden Butler
kek I love that joke
Henry Turner
it shit on most marvel movies
Matthew Richardson
This movie was an abomination of distractingly bad CG mocap performances disguised by cool looking environments and creatures.
No. It truly didn't. Most Marvel movies are nothing special, but they are inarguably all far less of an uncanny valley clusterfuck than this.
Lincoln Ward
Jayden Wood
>accident that sunk atlantis gives them the ability to breath underwater
>only the royals can breath on land
I dont get it
Brandon Diaz
>this incoherent cringefest
>good
u fucking wot m8?
Thomas Foster
How does it feel being so cucked you don't allow yourself to smile anymore?
Levi Flores
Shazam is good and surprisingly watchable, you DCucks can finally stop pretending this mess was your champion.
Grayson Harris
I can't watch this film because of all the interracial naivety from women cringing up large segments of the film.
Andrew Rogers
i simply have nothing in common with people who don't love Aquaman
Kayden Adams
The redhead was the only thing about this movie. The main villain had some good lines too, or at least Patrick Wilson delivered them perfectly.
Carter Diaz
Only good thing*
Christopher Walker
Wan is based
Grayson Gonzalez
based and redpilled
Cooper Evans
Who cares she's hot.
Jason Brown
even the bluray extras are pure kino. how did they do it>?
Jacob Miller
It’s not good. It’s just a teevee meme. It’s a hell of a lot more pozzed than any MCU flick, but because teevee wants to stick it to the Mouse, they praise this shit.
>inb4 shill
Yeah, I’m shilling for flicks I haven’t kept up with since 2016...
Lincoln Hall
reminder than Momoa is considered white by nonwhites
Grayson White
They need to give her her own movie before she hits the wall for fucks sake! the clock is ticking! dctards make this happen! i don't care about capeshit but i care about her titties and sexy ass fucking body.
Xavier Robinson
Literally just finished it for the first time. It was okay. Kind of cringe and the cgi was..off somehow. Especially when they tried to overlay faces onto cgi armor. Acting wasn't great but was serviceable. Action was good and the later scenes in the trench were nice. 6.5/10
Leo Jenkins
>It’s a hell of a lot more pozzed than any MCU flick
In what way is it pozzed? I still haven't watched it and not sure if I want to waste the time.
Jonathan Young
Too long, bad villian, Manta was stupid and barely did anything, every other scene was a "surprise attack".
Lincoln Wilson
WENT FULL SHLOCK, VERY CHINTZY AND FLASHY
ONE BIG OVERSATURATED VIDEOGAME CUTSCENE
NO SURPRISE CHINA ATE IT UP, A BILLION SHIT TASTE BRAINLETS
Adrian Gutierrez
>every other scene was a "surprise attack"
I'm glad someone else noticed this shit. You can only get away with that scene maybe twice in a single film, but they repeated the same "sudden explosion next to two characters talking interrupts the scene" trope 5 or 6 fucking times the exact same way every time. Inexcusably lazy way to write scene transitions and force plot progression.
Josiah Perez
pure fun adventure film, with some emotional padding, which is what this genre should be. made Nu-Wars look like amateur bullshit made by a bunch of first time film makers, which considering all the fags and trannies disney hired in recent years is exactly what it was
John Smith
It's almost like it was made by a guy who does horror movies
Luke Bailey
He’s not white though. And that’s not even my problem since he is “white-passing”. The film’s narrative is the problem.
AquaMutt’a mom (Nicola Kidman) washes up in Maine and fucks his dad, Jango Fett. They fall in love and shit but evil xenophobic Atlantans drag her back. The whole flick is about how the Surface World and the Sea are the same, borders and shit don’t matter, love conquers all, etc etc. AquaMutt fucks the redhead and while the whole time the Atlenteans are xenophobic, he proves that he’s superior to the pureblood half-brother and they accept him. Said half-brother gets beaten by his mom showing up to tell him that his father was an evil racist man, and he gives up, at which point she fawns over her Mutt son, who’s also the Chosen One or some shit and wields Poseidon’s Trident. Really, there’s a “mutts triumph over pure bloods” and “racism is stupid” moment every few minutes. AquaFags latch onto the fact that the only nigger is a villain, but the movie is pretty much Globalism propaganda. The MCU, even with Captain Fungus, has nothing on it in the pozzed scale.
Tyler Sullivan
>wanted a grimdark adaption of a goofy hero that can talk to fish and breathe underwater
Xavier Taylor
Captain Marvel was shit, you diseased Rodent.
Dominic Watson
SNYDER WILL HAVE HIS RAVENGE!
WAN DOESNT MAKE ART, HE JUST PLEASES THE CROWD
Isaac Cox
They aren't jumpscares though, totally separate category. Also, yes obviously, it shows in the extremely low quality of the film.
Robert Perry
tl:dr, FAGGOT!
Ryder Williams
Better than most MCU films since it was honest and actually embraced its source material instead of constantly belittling it and quipping about how ridiculous everything is.
Luke Allen
I like both and most of Wonder Woman. Shit even Man of Steel is alright for me and BvS extended edition is fine. The other two are dogshit