So what if I solve the cube but my sex fantasies are like stuff like banging two chicks or whatever?

I always felt like leaning in would only make it worse. At best you'd get the cenobite transformation.

The cube only works for those who have a strong desire for their particular brand of "pleasure"

So what happens when you're an incel who's felt neither sexual pain or pleasure? Will they sandpaper my knee to remind me of when I fell off my bike?

Isnt about what you want, is about what you will discover....there is not escape for what the cenobites will teach you.

>Three chicks

No.

The torture never really seemed dependent on the persons experience. Sure Frank got the eternal tease, but it was just an element.

A dull loser incel would either never be able to solve it, or would simply be left to wander the labyrinth without much direct attention.

Does solving the cube always involves sex?

if pinhead likes pain and torture so much maybe he should try living in a society

Or watch the new twilight zone

To actively search for the Lament Configuration you must be in a state of constant pleasure seeking for pleasure. And when you live like that you get burned off on things that become mundane, you keep going deeper and deeper into more depraved and obscure fetishes. Eventually the shooting nerve endings in your genitals aren't enough, so you start associating pain with pleasure, since it's almost the only flesh sensation that you can cause to yourself without drugs. The pain will lead you to the box and when you open it they'll expect you to be someone that desperately wants to seek the furthest experiences of the flesh and they'll help you out with that.

Clive Barker is a gay

>my sex fantasies are like stuff like banging two chicks or whatever?
Their sex fantasies are the ones that matter.

>Pinhead: "we have suck sights to show you"
>sees our society
>runs back to hell in fear

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should I watch Hellraiser tomorrow? I've never seen any of them.

No, you should squeeze your balls really hard until you learn to make a decision for yourself.

>At best you'd get the cenobite transformation.
Shit sounds cash as fuck.

Only the first one is kino, the second is ok, the rest are pure garbage and you don't have waste any time on them.

I first one is great, I rewatch the first three every october

So they're nice guys after all

We have such shitpost to show you.

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imagine watching a movie and retaining so little.

Even perhaps angels to some.

Fuck off controlled opposition.

Go easy on him. He probably had something important to do on his cellphone.

>tell him I have a few things to show him also as I unzip my dick
>as I unzip my dick

That'd be happening soon anyway.

What Cenobite would you become? Me, I'd have my vapes jammed into every orifice from which sick clouds would constantly emerge. And i would have my constantly erect penis permanently exposed.

nice projection fallacy

They're beyond that. They were all hedonists, sadists, masochists, or just victims who found the box searching for the next level. After living for millennia in their world they've become so desensitized the only thing they can feel is bringing pain to others.

Sexy

Tightly wrapped wire around most of my body so that you can't see much of my flesh. Front of skull blasted down to the bone, eyes intact. My stomach would have it's own monster mouth at tongue-like tentacles would shot out of, drawing in lament configuration solvers to be chewed on. My hands and feet would be human and unharmed, but slick with gore at all times.

Lego pieces lodged all over my body, as I walk I leave them on the ground. Chains coming from my nipples steal people's shoes.

They need to make 50 Shades of Hellraiser. Dakota opens the box and becomes Butterballs and The Chatters’ bitch

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No, please, don't turn me into a leather clad bunny girl. It would be so embarrassing and uncomfortable!

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In the long run you'll learn to enjoy the shit they're doing you.

We have such penises to show you.

Your hands would never reach your zipper. Soon as you start t move them towards the zipper, chains with sharp hooks burst through the wall and the hooks impale your hands and then they pull back to restrain you in place with your hands stretched out from side to side as Pinhead approaches you with his knife.

If you are lucky, he'll just kill you outright for rudeness. Worse case scenario, you get turned over to the other Cenobites as a plaything to torture.

A solid argument, but allow me to retort: *unzips dick*

Pinhead would be happy at today's society. We are all desensitize due to free porn and our hyper sexualized culture. A lot of people would would be hunting for the box, both to get to "the next level" and find something next level kink. Prime candidates for the Cenobites.

It’s not about satisfying your fantasies. It’s about spitroasting your mouth and asshole with barbed wire and shit, until your brain breaks and you ahegao.

*grabs you by the throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!

>you will never see Hellraiser with the Coil soundtrack
this is the real suffering. Jesus wept.

Would you the female cenobite?

I would any female tbqh

Why would someone wanting to destroy israel be controlled opposition? You jew cunt.

Opening the box gives three different options:

1. You are taken to hell and raped/mutilated/sexually tortured until you are dead (and then burn in hell for eternity)

2. You are basically condemned to wander hell for an eternity being tormented and chased and sexually taunted/teased until the Cebonites get tired of you and kill you in horrific fashion

3. If you are a super duper pervert and/or of use to Leviathan or if Pinhead's missing his entourage, you'll get turned into a Cenobite. If Pinhead turns you, you are basically nothing but a glorified lackey while if Leviathan tuns you, you'll be his meat puppet with a tentacle popping out of hammer space connected to your head like puppet strings.

The Coil soundtrack is overrated. I've seen it re-added to the film in fan edits and doesn't really work. It doesn't live up to it's hype.

Gib link

Didn't that actually happen to him at the end of the newest Hellraiser though?

This, this is why fags should be eliminated.

Wasn't Pinhead just an English soldier or something?

Have you met my wife?

>The crablegs. You ordered them. We came.

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yeah he ends up homeless in LA

Can you trick them, like what if you give the box to Dr. Strange and let him solve it and then he starts Fucking them up with Eldritch magic.

>itt
>no one actually read the hellbound heart
when frank opens the box, he is given pleasure, it's like an acid trip, everything is triply multiplied, he immediately creams his pants and is fantasying about a threesome and wakes to find his genitals mutilated etc the cenobites are so advanced in sado masochism that to them, pain = pleasure

read a fucking book once in a while

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>Reports you for sexual harassment

No; the Cenobites can't be tricked (they saw through Frank's scheme to skin his brother, to wear his face/skin and pretend his brother's corpse was his own).

Your only hope is to either barter with them. And even that is risky, as if you cross them knowingly or unknowingly, they will reneg on their deal. Alternatively, you can make a deal with them, but said deals almost always involve you damning yourself to hell by doing something horrific; usually murdering someone to offer that person's soul to them or trading someone alive to be tormented/tortured, provided the person being traded is someone Pinhead finds worthy of a trade (IE someone not emotionally dead inside or someone that would seek out the box on their own free will).

Dr Strange would not be able to do much to the Cenobites and even then, Strange might get pissed off and throw you to the Cenobites to save his own hide. Especially if Pinhead, as he did in Hellraiser 2 and Revelation, evokes the clause saying that you can't use surrogates to open the books as far as going after the person who manipulated someone else to open it.

This was the best Robert edit.

They say that you'll experience the greatest pains and the greatest pleasures. Pain, sure, I can see how being torn apart by a meathook would hurt. But pleasure? When the fuck does that start? I've only seen the first two movies, so forgive me if in the sequels it's revealed that a big tittied cenobite sucks you off, but I just don't see it.

>or would simply be left to wander the labyrinth without much direct attention.

Even in hell I'm a frensless loser

>>tell him I have a few things to show him also as I unzip my dick
Pinhead might unzip your dick for you.Literally

Is that suppossed to be sacreligious or something? It's just bread until it becomes the Eucharist.

The third is a good cheesy b-horror flick.

Because it's retarded nonsense that's nonetheless provocative and opposed to noticing.

>cenobites fixation is on physical pain, not emotional pain, the universe's true greatest pleasure
ehehehe, it goes something like this
>gay faggot leather freaks on acid cenobites discover MY lament configuration and solve it
>I drag them to hell to forever long for communication with other people but forever being denied it, they fucking an hero instantly because they can't hack it

>super duper pervert
Didn't Butterball just, like, eat a lot?

Option #4 is giving them multiple human sacrifices to save your own ass

TWO CHICKS AT THE SAME TIME

FUCKIN A

MADMAN

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same old shit. tryhard edgelords who run around shitting on anything religious, pretending to know everything there is to know about them. the usual.

I think its just meant to be a weird photo since 1. how is monster considered sacrilegious to normal people 2. most people realize any consumer can buy those things

Whole Hellraiser by Baker is allegory of gay life and fruitless pursuit if more and more pleasure.
If you don’t get it google chemsex and breeding zone stories

The box only comes your way if you have sinned. So unless you are a pure human you'll never be tortured in hell.

How would the cenobites fare against slaanesh?

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Just got done watching the movie for the first time, basically they just fulfill their sick fantasies like torturing you to death, not yours.

Also the dude that wrote and directed it is a faggot, so it’s no wonder he writes a movie like this. Probably got molested as a kid while trying to solve a puzzle box

the slaanesh are still bound by laws of physical planes, cenobites are eternal undead.

This. It hasn't been blessed yet. Enjoy the wafer and Monster cereal.

Monster logo is 666 is kike numbers.

Why do people like stuff like this? With eternal tortures and stuff? And that extends to most horror. Ghosts, eternal damnation, curses, etc, etc. Why would anyone come up with such concepts? Why would anyone take an interest in them? I like the Punisher so I like "ultra-violence". Spartacus is fun. But the point there is that it's glorified violence that exists in battles. A glorification of masculinity in a way. There's no Hell awaiting, just people trying their best to get what they want.

Do you have the autist condition, user?

I don't think so. What does that have to do with anything?

If you have to have it explained to you, you probably have autism.

>Why would anyone come up with such concepts?
Because Clive Barker the dude who wrote the book and directed the movie Hellraiser is a homosexual. All homosexuals are psychopaths, who want to molest children and torture innocent people.

The puzzle box is a metaphor for innocence. The person just solves a child’s toy and is tortured by immortal sexual predators for it, like the homosexuals like to molest innocent children. It is symbolic of their fantasies.

A documentary on the link between homosexuality and psychopathy:
youtube.com/watch?v=H43-fVgQiPQ

I think it's just a stupid picture. The one who took it did a stupid joke that was never meant to be anti-religion or anything like that.

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It’s just bread after the eucharist, saying a prayer doesn’t make it literally the body of Christ. The Lord’s supper is symbolic of his death on the cross, not that you literally have to eat his body. That’s cannibalism

Maybe if you are a protestant heretic.

Dont you fuckers know anything about Slannesh? Its the heights of sensation. Alot of people just equate sensory stimulus to something pleasurable, sex being one of the highest. But pain has the lowest threshold of notice and has more things the explore then just sex ( and in many cases, pain is the next step after vanilla).
But its also obsession, mania, art, ect. Its taking it to levels beyond your comprehension. Uncle grabby was just tortured with teasing because he was all about it in life. I think it more so finds what stimulates you, be it fear or otherwise, and dials it to 11.

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>But pleasure? When the fuck does that start?
try anal sex user, ideally coupled with some s&m. the pleasure starts when your pp gets hard

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>That mixture of pain and pleasure? Well that's what awaits you if you solve the Lament Configuration.

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Why don't you try? I can explain my perspective.
Barker's one thing. But what about the rest of all those horror writers and people? I can appreciate a good gothic tale with atmosphere, but I don't get the need for supernatural and eternal suffering. What happened to a warped reality?

Protestants should've been purged long ago.

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i want to fuck that cenobite in her throat pussy if you understand what i'm saying

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>I can explain my perspective.
you can rationalize it like a split-brained patient having half his brain told to get up and walk to the door and when the other half is asked why it explains it's going to get something to drink. but you don't actually know why you have it. if you possessed that level of awareness then you wouldn't need to have something this simple explained to you in the first place.

Things like Love craft horrors and concepts of eternal doom and damnation are appealing because like a painting or piece of music you can imprint more of your own self onto it. Like you said some good action and horror movies are enjoyable at face value, but settings like the Hellraiser universe establish a world where you can imagine all the kind of shit that would go on in such a bizarre landscape. It’s quick world building? I don’t know what you want to hear.

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Ah. Okay... Well, in my case, I don't like such things because I find them far too depressing and terrifying. Eternal damnation based on some objective and universal code of morality? It's absolutely horrifying. So personally I can only enjoy things I can imagine myself doing, or at least are based in reality, without supernatural influences.
I guess I just cannot get into such a mindset. I cannot imprint myself onto such things because they render everything null. If being a "bad person" lands you in the eternal chamber of torture, then it's just best to live as a monk/nun until you die of starvation on a pilgrimage. No sane person would engage in war, conquest, try to win or discover anything, when they're faced with unending torment. The presence of such harsh punishment is both extremely unrealistic and also limits everything from my POV.

I might be autistic, because, like I said, I can only enjoy things/fiction I can imagine myself doing or seeing around me. It's why I like war movies, operators, political films, sci-fi and stuff. What you see is what you get. No souls, magic, omniversal creators and laws.

Proteshits please...

ah, a fellow user with a tracheotomy fetish. you have good taste

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>Lament Configuration unboxing vids on Youtube
>kids trick eachother into doing the "Hellraiser challenge"

OH GOD SO THIS MUST BE A THING RIGHT

SOMEONE SOMEWHERE HAS PUT THEIR DICK IN THAT

JUST SEND THE METEOR NOW PLEASE JESUS IN HEAVEN

>ywn lap up and sip all the excreted saliva and other fluids from an open sexy neck wound
why even live?

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I wouldn't even know what to do. I'd probably back out slowly while they are busy with each other and leave never to come back.

Someone storytime that hellraiser comic about the guy being cucked.

I’d just ask dr manatthan to give me a hand, pinhead and his sbires can go get fucked

UNDERRATED

If he is a jew cunt does that make you an exploding sandnigger?

>arguing theology on tv

>he never read the comic where a cenobite has a man chained up and he loves her but can't tell her because he has no tongue and he notices body deliveryman Chad likes her but he doesn't have a mouth, then she takes the first guys mouth so Chad can kiss her and he just has to sit there and be cucked.
They also do emotional pain.

But a retarded girl opened it too.

Kek.. bravo!

come on bro, that would be inhumane even for them

Is that a Berserk reference?

Why would I read such retarded garbage?

underrated

He'd probably go willingly only for both parties to end up completely unsatisfied.

They'll split your dick in two so that you may fufill your fantasy.

>Lego pieces lodged all over my body

That made me laugh, user.

You sound like a gay