You'll never be a girl's erotic dream. Get used to it. It's not for you. Anyhow, it's too late...

You'll never be a girl's erotic dream. Get used to it. It's not for you. Anyhow, it's too late. All your sexual failures since adolescence, the frustration dogging you since puberty, have scarred you forever. Even if you could find a woman, which I frankly doubt, it won't work. It'll never work. You're orphaned by the teenage love you've never had. It's already hurt you. It'll keep getting worse. An agonizing bitterness will fill your heart. There's no redemption, no release. That's how it is.

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Who cares what the roastie dreams about, just let me get my dick wet

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>a girl who I knew wanted to fuck me messaged me on Facebook
>five times
>still unread four years later

I've never had a proper erotic dream I always wake up before it gets good
What is it like?

i'm 20 and i've literally never had an erotic dream
how abnormal is this

erotic dreams are usually triggered after a DMT dosage. your sleep patterns change

How would they know this unless they were a turbo virgin as well?

I've never had a wet dream, but I have drunkenly gotten out of bed, pissed on the bed and went back and slept in it. There's also a big, mysterious brown spot on the side of my mattress that I don't sleep on. No idea what it is or how it got there, but it looks like diarrhea.

this scene hit way too close to home

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I have been a girl's erotic dream though. Sorry.

I was a girls erotic dream

Tell me the best way to an hero. For me, and the Hapa losers viewing this thread also.

I want to be the girl in an erotic dream for all the lonely boys on Yea Forums :3

You could do some acid and/or heroin and jump out of a plane over a really beautiful place.

what is the picture from

if the slow-mo drug from Dredd were real, I'd take you up on that offer

is this that incel houellebecq movie?

Fat fuck here. I've been told by two different whores that they had sex dreams about me. They wouldn't touch me with a 10 foot pole in real life. Who cares what the roastie dreams about, they fantasize about prince charming sweeping them away while getting hammered in the ass by some greasy skinny fat dyel anyways. Their minds are fucked up cesspools, if we could tap into it you'd see an image of hell.

eternity to reconsider/regret your decision no thanks, I want it done with quickly

I'm 29 and I can only recall ever having one in my entire life. I'm not a virgin at any rate though.

Just tell that thot that dreams add 10 pounds and then fuck her good. She isn't going to care about your dick size, she just wants yours.

Women are truly awful necessities, anyone who's been married can attest to that. First time I woke up in MY bed to the smell of someone else's greasy ass I realized what a mistake women were.

I farted and shitted at the same time it felt really good but made a big mess.

I always lay a big bath towel on the ground and ejaculate over it when I masturbate, which is lucky for me because exactly one (1) time I pooped a little bit while I was making cum.

I’m jealous of virgins. Theres nothing worse than being 28 and realizing your best years are behind you and that you shouldve stayed with that 8/10 who was kind and rich instead of thinking you could do better. But then again I am severely emotionally stunted from having no friends throughout my teenage years

>NEET for the last 7 years
>Browsed 4chin an average of 12 hours a day throughout my NEEThood
>Still never gone more than a month without sex

Finding pussy is easy. Finding good friends is hard.

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Oh my god he's turning into a worse version of Phil

>You're orphaned by the teenage love
Still with her, it's been 7 years
>You'll never be a girl's erotic dream
She wakes me up moving around at night and I hear her saying my name
>All your sexual failures since adolescence, the frustration dogging you since puberty, have scarred you forever
I took her v card and she took mine, truly happy since 18

bonus: she made me come on this stupid site so she could talk to me about it

That doesn't make sense cuz I didn't fug as a teen and I fug all the time now

How? Tell me your secrets

this thread is not for you, noncel

Luckily I don't know this feel. Chad who has had a number of lusting women stalking, fantasizing, and fighting over me. Good looking women begging to suck me off or fuck them. Unfortunately being in a long relationship my whole life I have to decline them but feels good to be born with perfect genetics.

>mfw my dad texts me "You and your buddies need to get off your god damn computers and start living fer chrissakes. Jesus." and then sends me this
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none of us are gonna make it bros

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Just be yourself.

There's still hope if you find a virgin to take your virginity

If your goal is to fuck and not marry, just tell her what she wants to hear. Lie through your fucking teeth if you have to. Just roleplay as the person you wish you could be.

By the time she figures out you were full of shit, you've already fucked her and moved on.

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Your dad is living in the past and has no idea what life for the youth is like today, so he's a boomer that needs to be forcefully euthanized.

When I was your age I was a senior manager at an international law firm, had paid off the mortgage to my own house, had a '78 Mustang fully paid off and kids on the way. And I didn't even have a high school diploma.

Fucking kids these days.

>those smug replies from arrogant females
It's fucking hopeless.

You know what I'm 22 and they had it so good it wouldn't surprise me at all if this was true

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See When the game is rigged against you, you cheat.

Stop watching porn

Mfw
Multiple women have told me about sex dreams involving me

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You can do what I did. Nobody handed me success. I took it.

Just walk down to the closest law firm, ask to speak to the manager. Give him a firm handshake and maintain eye contact, and you too will be able to do what I did.

sweet sweet summer boomer who is out of touch

Stop being lazy. You're 22 and you don't even own a house? I had 3, that's right, THREE houses by the time I was 27.

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Imagine feeling so attacked by this thread that you share with a bunch of anonymous users that girls have indeed had an erotic dream about you. Also, the book was better

I had that happen once or twice, but only back in high school. Has never happened since. And I was such a shy, clueless retard that I never even fucked them.

>you share with a bunch of anonymous users that girls have indeed had an erotic dream about you.
But a girl really did. She was my mom.

It wasn't me who took the bait but I just have to say I really fucking hate boomers who complain about new generations while being completely out of touch. I wish them death and damnation for not only ruining everything but for complaining that the newest generations aren't as successful as them.

Honestly as this guy right here says it's this. They're never going to understand what it's like an it's impossible to make them understand it as well. I mean I'm not saying euthanize the boomers, but there isn't a way to get through to the older men of that generation, there's really just not.
Even if it's bait no one gives a shit about your life at all and I know you don't give a shit about ours either so go fuck yourself.

Who cares? No, really, who cares? Sure, I'll never know teenage love. Or have my first kiss as a kid or any of that. Maybe I'll always be alone and die a KHV. Hell, truth be told, I've accepted it. But what's to be done about it? I mean, I was never gonna be a star athlete or a secret agent either. I wasn't born to some rich family who took vacations all over the world every summer. And so on and so forth. There are a myriad things the average person will never do. And for failures like myself, there's just one more thing I'll never have. So it's okay. I've got my studies, which hopefully will turn into work and... I'm okay with that. To an extent. If I was truly okay with it I'd be able to sleep at night. I wouldn't feel so angry and sad 24/7. And so on and so forth. But... it is what it is. Not everyone gets a happy ending. I cannot settle, and I don't have much to offer, so how can I demand? I've always been a firm believer in nature's inequality, so for me to shout at the heavens, acting as if I'm entitled to happiness, would be hypocritical.

All that said, I do think you should try and improve your life. And maybe with some struggle and settling, you'll be moderately happy. I'm just not the type for that. It's all or nothing. It's always been like that for me. I'm broken by genes and fate. So there's no point in ever expecting to be happy or content. I'll just keep moving forward until I achieve some modicum of success in my field, or just... die alone and unloved. Either way, I'm not giving up, damned life or not. I'm too hateful for that. But honestly, I don't think I even want happiness. Even in my fantasies I dream of catastrophic failures. It seems that, in the off chance I got it, I wouldn't know what to do with it. So what's the point?

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>still with his teenage sweetheart
lmao you have no idea user

>tfw standards are too high to ever fall in love

what kind of cringelord unironically posts this

You should have stayed on reddit, faggot, and call your gf a cunt for me