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>99
HONK HONK
What do you idiots even talk about in these threads?
99 digits of awesome
Rude, we talk about the movie and surrounding topics
we talk about what kind of idiots bother to come in here asking dumb questions like this
Blessed crossover general
Alita: Battle Angel. it's a movie. You should watch it.
*bzzz bzzz*
*bzzz bzzz*
Alita?
post characters that are LITERALLY you
i'll start
THANKS FOR THE NEW BREAD
Hello new bread. Please keep the chokers off Alita.
> “Babe your phones ringing”
> Don’t worry it’s just work. I’ll answer it later
So, you got cut in half for hating on cybernetic bodies?
Hello have you heard about Alita?
You can join us if you like.
Become one of us.. ^w^
I think she could probably kill Dr. Strange. Her reflexes and speed are much quicker, and if she has all her TUNED equipment then that includes missile bees and spider mines and guns and a remote link to Zalem.
I'd say her chances are better than zero anyways.
>gives you your cut
Thanks new bread, please be healed by arita.
also numbers
Stay a while friend and find out if you'd like.
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> Dad, anons not answering
Seattle meetup in just under 3 hours!
Answer answer answer!
you better answer that shit nigger
checked
blessed thread
So, how many Avengers could Alita take on with the TUNED Body?
It’s stronger than the berserker one, right?
Dubs and i draw alita giving birth while a huge nigger fucks her in the ass
Don’t worry Alita anons a very faithful man I’m sure he’s just busy
Where in Seattle?
>/alita/ is putting chokers on /ourgirl/
>even k has turned against her
Did I enter Bizzaro World when I stepped off the subway?
I literally am the guy...
pic related
Take a group pic anons! Have fun
no thanks Shad
but thanks for coming by
Hey for some reason I'm having issues uploading the image, I'll try later.
wooo
*beeeeep*
> Hey Alita it’s user, I’m sorry I wasn’t able to answer your call.
I thought about this all week, I’m just going to give it to you straight... we’ve grown apart. I’m seeing someone else. I’m sorry.
> I understand user... I’m not a real girl...
Blessed digits, blessed thread.
Seriously though, it's crazy how many 99s we pull.
only one she’s still at: AMC pacific place 11 downtown
I have it but not cut out
K would never turn against her, he must be an impostor.
> Ali, are you okay?
I may be going early, if so will hang outside Johnny Rocket for a while beforehand, see anyone else if they show up.
WHO ARE YOU
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH K?
I don't know what's going on right now my connection is crap.
> user left me because I’m not a real girl...
>nude exhibitionist Alita butt
>/alita/'s now delighting in tormenting /ourgirl/
Something's gone terribly wrong
> Ali, you are the most human person that I have ever met, and if user, or people can’t see that then that’s there loss... I have loved you for a very long time and I hate to see you like this. Wipe your tears my little angel.
> I have vip tickets for motorball... let’s go
you're black, hate hardbodies and steal cybernetics and are kind of a dick but ultimately a genuine bro when it really counts?
I want to be a hunter warrior
> “I love you Hugo”
life goes in cycles it seems
>tfw not in WA anymore
>miss everything about it, now missing this
FUCK
WHOOPS
I love the way she says that, she thinks she's being so badass
best thread
> I told you motorball would be fun, Ali!
Yup, cannot remember seeing one without it.
Getting almost spooky.
I know it´s against factory law but DAMN I bet even the Jannies haven´t seen anything like it!
Motorball seems like a dumb fucking sport
>*beep beep*
>*beep bee-*
>Alita listen, I don't have much time but, I think someone's out there pretending to be me. DO NOT LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAYS! Shit, I have to go, I love yo-
>end of message
>Yoko was a mistake
Me too
She kinda was though
a lot of sports seem fucking dumb and i watch the NFL
Yeah but it's super cool
> It’s a harsh world, Ali.
You might not technically be human, but the heartbreak and pain you’ve endured, and the way you’ve kept your heart pure made you the most human person I’ve ever known. I love you. All this time I thought Zalem was up there, but the truth is, Zalem is the people you make connections with along the way. I’d rather live in this awful city than be up there, as long as we’re together
she got some strong hair
smug Alita is best Alita
>Constantly teases K with KISSU but then BOOPS instead.
>Jumps ship as soon as he gets tired of it.
ALITA WHY?!
Where is Bucky in all of this?
> I love you Hugo
this K is not canon
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this page reminds of the lodoss senki op (couldn't find a hd video with jap dub)
It´s there to placate the masses, literally like our sports here.
It HAS to be dumb and of course fucking bloody.
No, but I'll fix his shit in a second.
And they lived happily ever after
I hope you anons enjoyed the feels trip
Someone replace the mushroom plushie with our mascot
>*bzzt bzzt*
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Even so, Alita loves her.
all sports are dumb and their auxiliary crap is more autistic than any group of nerds but motorball looks cool and there's cybernetics going on. I'd watch machined gladiators speeding around a track all day.
you mean k?
NO DON'T SAY IT
hi
i think they mean poncho gremlin
I mean potatosack gremlin alita
Why everyone hates Yoko?
Damn. I really wish I could make it there. I've really wanted to be some Alitabros
They meant spaz Alita wearing a poncho
great! Now replace the mushroom with her
wtf why is this not working
you'll have to catch her first
it rumbled for the first few frames
You're ok this time clown man but I'm watching you
Is this a GITS reference?
that's beyond my pay grade, fren.
user if I had photoshop to shoop her into being held in a hand I'd shoop it myself
>GITS reference
yes
Better!
yup
She did a big oopsie.
Why doesnt Alita have a figma when Motoko gets TWO?
she broke up the Beatles
because we're getting this?
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there are figurines like that for Alita
To any user, who's pre-ordered this where you putting it? Because that the only thing stopping me atm from getting one.
your Alita shine?
Probably on my entertainment stand. I have a big table for it. I won't be able to buy it until the end of the year though, so no pre-order.
Because Goodsmile is retarded.
awww mommy
probably my ikea bookshelf for now. I have some books but it's mostly to display my better better/expensive Warhammer shit. I use the tall glass display pieces for those and the figure will probably be somewhere there. I do want an old school writing desk to double as a hobby space with a display area though. One thing at a time.
yes
*better painted, woof
>see the movie again
>can’t focus on the actors, characters, and dialogue because I keep thinking of /our/ memes in sequence with the movie
>get looks from other people in the audience giggling at everything
the level of autistic organisation here is amazing god bless you drawfren
oh yeah when Zapan has his entrance and the film wants to be in awe of how dangerous he looks I can't help but think of all the edits of him with half a face
I really hope this doesn't happen to me but I'm sure it will unfortunately
Who’s that on the left?
I need a cold shower.
I definitely had that during the scene with Hugo and Alita looking up at Zalem, the open-heart scene after the first fight, and when Ido is showing her Zalem at the beginning
>RESPECT ME, DAMN IT!
>flop-kun, pls help!
>it all started with ido...
Sound good frens, ill try and fabricate somewhere.
mommy? wut Rosa looking good tho.
>dat zipper
[AROUSES INTERNALLY]
be strong Todd, be strong for Alita.
>that bit of undies
Already user, but that was so quick.
IT'S LIKE SHE WANTS US TO CRASH?!
>undies slightly visible
>big trench coat
haha she's wearing clothes though right? haha right? She wouldn't just go on a photo shoot nearly nude underneath that right? think about it tho
THE PROBLEM IS I HAVEN'T STARTED YET BUT I NEED TO ARRRGGHGHGHGHG DAMN YOU ROSA
Rosa’s the only girl I’ve ever made an exception to my “tattoos are always trashy” for.
>think about it tho
ha ha i can't stop thinking about it
She looks really hot here.
I want to sniff her pussy
eh they don't make or break it for me. I didn't get one until I was 27 and it's incredibly nerdy but thankfully subtle. Good subject matter tattoos on girls are hot to me so whatever and Rosa's is so small and simple I barely notice it half the time.
Which memes
>According to the Marbach Road Animal Hospital, dogs can pick up scents that are diluted to 1 or 2 parts per trillion; This allows them to smell things buried as far as 40 feet underground
>Imagine
Also this is a Rosa thread now?
Hey user, do you have any extra badlands cans for sale? I have berserker and panzer...
Yum
Have you checked the payment options? the figure comes out around october/december anyway, you could get on the waitlist as last resort.
RRs smile says it all
/alita/ generals are simultaneously Rosa threads. Just kinda happens when a new pic is discovered.
>dogs have a smell 40 times stronger than humans
I'd be smiling like a down syndrome kid if I was next her in that outfit don't play you would be too
haha I keep trying
but I can't either so I need others to suffer with me
Now, I'm just saying here ME IN THE PINK SHIRT!
thx fren
I'm afraid I don't have any of those left
Based sniffer dog
someone link the video where Rosa's staring at RR so hard she briefly stops paying attention to the interviewer
"Suffer"
and I can't airquote hard enough
>that toe cleavage
NOOOOO
Damn. Thanks anyways. Ill just keep scouring ebay.
I just noticed that kid is lifting his shirt up wtf
Even inanimate objects can't resist Rosa.
>Stares stoically
well she doesn't have normal cleavage so she has to work with what she's got
-growls in... stoic thoughts-
she has her dad's name tattooed who died of cancer
I'd say that's a respectable reason for a tattoo, you know it will never be not relevant, unlike for your soulmate which might end up badly
this sounds like that one with Ana staring at Goose and he's so autistic he doesn't even notice.
>just checked the instagrams sees this
How can one man be so based???????????
I can't tell if Jack is senile or what these days
This is maximum not giving a fuck.
If it helps, badlands is the most delicious out of the three beers
literally has alzheimers
i dont know if it could work user, i love Alita, but the major is THE MAJOR
god I wish I was that dog
The lakers season has gone so badly he just stopped giving a shit. Fucking chili?
/maxcomfy/
Seems like Rosa was /comfyposting/ before /abag/ and /alita/ were a thing...
She might have even brought it here.
Then maybe it's time for you to leave, go back to New York.
>hey user, you like my new dogie?
Wow thanks user! That helps a lot!
Legends say sometimes she posts webms...
Did McTeague let you adopt Little Marks?
maybe i will
>YA
>but only if I took good care of him.
Just don't go to LA
I heard the place is a shithole
>hey a-user
>d-do you want t-to walk home with me?
>it's okay if you don't want t-to
It fits the setting though. It's violent and bloody, people behind it make tons of money and it exists so that regular nobodies would have something to fill their grey miserable lifes with. kinda like IRL sports
I WANT TO
YES I DO
RIGHT NOW IS OKAY?
I know you can do it, Alita
Do I!
you fags better not get into a bidding war with me
Just watched this movie. Fuck that ending was sad.
Gl user I hope you get it
dont worry i wont
>$28 for a card
I like the movie, but damn, will Alita become the next hot selling merchandising franchise? They really dropped the ball marketing in the US.
Glad you liked it, at least it seems, yeah the ending had to happen.
Are her eyes really that big or it was cgi?
Plot twist: you’re the seller and this is promotion
>Every girl I've been with...
>Every relationship I've been in...
>The girl has never once initiated anything.
>Had to do all the dating and planning.
>Had to strike up all the conversation.
>Basically had to carry the entire relationship.
No, fuck this, I'm buying a rope.
Yeah it's kinda rough huh? Did you like it overall?
here's the original
I’m getting on the bus in 10, probably’ll be there 30 min early
There are better girls out there user. Don't hit the rope yet
Yo, like nearly 3 of these have sold at around the same price in the uk...
Can I get one then? Because holy fuck I'm at the end of my... ro.. pe... Fuck I made a pun on accident.
She can take it. She is the only one built for this.
>that hat
I want it
fug :(
you’ll be with us in spirit
Fuck me, I hope FOX (and Disney) sees this and ups merchandising, fans want it.
I feel you on this one, user.
They're probably apprehensive because based Cameron might tell them to fuck off.
CGI but Rosa does have pretty big eyes naturally
Yes I liked it a lot.
by the way Jim worked on Escape from New York before he became a director
here he is literally painting New York for a shot of the movie
how can one man be so based?
Yeah, right? Is it too much to fucking ask for?
I managed to see one that went up real cheap. :)
I think they were given to companies to give out for competitions and such. Don't know much about them after that.
Why walk?
It's safer and faster this way, hop on.
Here, take this helmet.
Here's a version at half the resolution... although for whatever reason the file size increased... The guy who makes these must be a wizard or something.
I'm burnt out and I'm done trying.
BASED AND RED PILLED
hes going to make a sequel right guys?
Welcome to the thread then friend. I hope you stick around
Thats how it works retard
Yeah, I keep expecting something sometimes. I think I'm in that spot where it's socially okay to date me but I don't spark anything.
I should stop /patheticposting/.
Put it this way- they definitely won't come along if you're dead
99 digits say yes
>155£
The fuck
Damn..
It's like the man is blessed, like if he is involved in a movie it will be good, it will become a classic.
Thank you user
Enjoy the movie
What does the keychain says?
sequel confirmed
Women are expecting you to take the lead but if you are literally doing everything and get nothing in return that's win-lose, keep trying until you find a win-win relationship.
I do not stand by in the presence of evil
>99
Sequel blessed and confirmed
does he? That's sad :c
It's hard to come by women who initiate anything, but that's how it works. We're stuck wondering if they even like us at all. It's exhausting
The one I bought says “I don’t need your permission to live”
We've had so many magic digits for sequels that there's not chance it doesn't happen now
Number 99 confirmed, dubs confirmed, sequel confirmed
doesn't always work that way fren. There are aggressive girls out there. Both of my relationships began because I was really good at playing the 'indifferent cool guy' and while that just made their interest skyrocket, I was too chickenshit to do anything until I was absolutely sure they were interested.
NUMBERS CONFIRM
>each of of Alita's eyes has more detail than an entire Na'vi
Fucking based Jim and RoRo
It is pretty mind-blowing that we can simulate this
>Tfw James Cameron made her so detailed, because he plans to make her real in 20 years and build the technology himself
He really is our guy.
But what would happen to Rosa?
>tfw the whole point of the movie was to get data to make Alita real
Whose brain do you think is in the body?
>post yfw when she says 'with me' in this scene and you knew inside no one will ever say this to u
Rosa is still our Rosa, no matter what.
K is with Asuka now
his
hes 70 odd, gotta star thinking of a plan b ya know.
She becomes my mommy.
protecc Rosa at all costs.
99 in a sequel post in a 99 thread
this is a rare occurrence and can only mean 1 thing
>lewds
What kind of SCP is that?
it's habbening
can somone edit some clown hair on alita and the red nose
A CUTE one
We're gonna burn through so many threads when we get an announcement
can't tell if being silly for fun or if seriously doesn't recognize onion article
Guys... I'm tired. lol Work was a pain in the butt.
Nice Reddit meme
this but unironically. i keep coming back to these threads even though im back in my normal work routine because, fuck it, i belong
Wrex.
I didn't know it was an onion post but I also wasn't sure if Jack legit has issues going on because that dude is looking haggard.
I'd let it kill me
I said it last night but getting confirmation will be all the power we need to fuel this general forever.
How much you wanna bet he'll be the first man to transfer his mind and become functionally immortal.
>i keep coming back to these threads
Alita has been healing me since the late-90's. She's been healing me despite Alita being sorta of an obscure title relative to Eva or Naturo or One Bleach taking all the spotlight and no one really caring about her. I was content with her healing touch even if the movie bombed and she went back to being obscure.
The fact that these threads still exist for so long after the release of the movie gives me pleasure to no end. It's nice to know that I've never been alone this whole time.
Maybe he'll team up with Gabe Newell and his brain implant technology to make cybernetic girls and immortality possible.
that's the last step before he can finally become Nova.
Sometimes I'll see Anons joke around with a fake article knowing it's fake, but sometimes I can't tell if they're being serious or not. If he's legit on the way out, then that's still pretty sad, Onion article or not.
Took a shot..
Could really find any images that dont have much hair.
fucking damnit the freckles ruin this
>my creation is complete, a weapons grade waifu
Good night, thread.
good night frogmaster, rest thine eyes
good night, fren
h-hot
I still can't get over the fact Edward was chosen to be Nova.
It's so perfect.
sleep well friend
thanks perfect
femshep had freckles though
>the only thing dangerous and able to take on JC... his own creation. His waifu incarnate.
And apparently, Cameron wants him to be a writer too, so he could have a screenwriting credit on the sequel.
seriously, I'm glad he was uncredited. It was such a nice surprise to see him pull off the goggles and give that smirk.
That's after they fought, it's because she respects him.
Shepard
hahaha WHERE DID YOU HEAR THIS?
>no mark of Zalem
It would be a strong heart
>Cameron used that as the building blocks for Norton’s Nova. “I wrote a 19-page character breakdown and sent it to him and said, ‘This is what this guy is.’ I think he liked where we could go with him, and I strongly suspect he’ll help shape that character as well because he’s a really, really good screenwriter.”
Norton very well could be a writer on the sequel.
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DUBS CONFIRM CAMERON WILL MAKE A SEQUEL WHERE ALITA WILL NOT BE A THOT-BOT WITH A CHOKER AND WILL BE TRUE TO HER FEELINGS FOR HUGO AND SHE WILL REVEAL SHE HAS BODY IMAGE ISSUES AND NEW SUITOR WHO MAKES HER THINK OF HUGO WILL APPEAR ON THE SCENE, HE WILL MASQUERADE AS A HUGO IMPOSTER ONCE HE LEARNS OF ALITAS EMOTIONAL WEAKNESS; ALITA WILL ULTIMATELY FIND OUT AND FIX HIS SHIT UP IN A SECOND WHILE WEARING A PONCHO AND THE ENTIRE THING WILL BE IRONIC; THEN BEHOLD A NEW VILLAIN WILL APPEAR, WEAPONIZED AUTISM THAT GROWS IN CYBERNETIC NEURONS LIKE AN ORGANIZED TUMOR. AND THE ENTIRE TIME, ROSA WILL LOOK GOOD THOUGH
Thanks for the update.
listen to me fucking anons, we hardly get 99s in these threads, and you're telling me we got them almost 5 fucking times in one thread and that's not magic?
What does Alita listen to when she's relaxed vs when she's in battle?
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Stay safe, cyberpupper
very cool, thanks for the citation user.
neato I got on twice
This sounds very fedora, but I think she would like more jazz and slow shit. Something that calms her when she's not fighting.
musicanon
Ahem...
wearing a choker doesn't make you a thot.
That's a lotta 99s
new bread
>sure user
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The thought of holding her while this plays on a record player makes me mad
Hate Rosa
Love Alita
I think Tuned Alita might have a hard defeating Bucky's charm and Captain Marvel has Mary Sue powers. Scarlett Witch would also be a challenge, she'd get into Alita's head and give her another mental breakdown. I think if the entire Avengers cast teamed up she would be fucked, but if she took them out one by one, preferably before they even realised she exists, she'd have a good chance.
If she were end-of-LO Alita there is nothing they could do to stop her.
true
Love Rosa.
Love Alita.
Being frank, end of LO Alita could *snap* Thanos.
> Love Alita
> Hate Rosa
Then you really don't love Alita.
She's a literall terrorist and caused the biggest disaster in human history.
>Half a mil.
>biggest
lol
Last image
Alita is 100% CGI, user.