Why do successful black people like Hart, Will Smith, Donald Glover, Chapelle, Kanye, Terrence Howard...

I've only met black males that associated themselves with flat earth. None of them had the same reason. One of them cited because you can only see the horizon--this man was a trucker. I have never met a white male who thought like this, but I've seen worse from white males. I think there is a tendency for Africanism to be geocentrism to be idiocy. I just don't see a lot of geocentric white males.

how was he being racist?

Dude just sleep 4 hours a day.

Have you ever seen black people react to magic? It's the best thing. Also, I think Glover is a bit overrated.

yeah because the guy interviewing him, JOE ROGAN, isn't a weird spiritualist right?
tom cruise, jim carrey, lady gaga
you act like there aren't as many white celebrities that are weird spiritualists too. hell some white people so anti spiritual that it becomes a dogmatic fringe belief too, like dawkins and krauss saying the universe came from nothing, and then redefine nothing as something.

yeah that was crazy too. I guess some people can just function like that

White men went into space to end the stupid flat earth theory there's no reason to believe it now

well if nothing else this made me read about the actual square root of two, so I'm going to say thanks you Terrance Howard

I think many of them legitimately get recruited and taken care of by Freemasonry and other such organisations, when they start to be successful. When I look up Hermeticism and Kabbalah to understand esotheric culture, there's always Youtube videos of negroes describing concepts like the Tree of Life or the Tria Prima.
You do get the impression they believe in the ritual and "magical" part a lot, but their stuff is usually accurate to what other white occultists say.
Sometimes I type in the Youtube search bar some weird name from gnosticism or the zohar or whatever, and (I shit you not) the only thing I can find is some black guy RAPPING about it

I don't look up to people like him and glover. They seem to be trying so hard to be great and are not enjoying what they do anymore. I think it's because they're short that they have to prove something to people. I mean i think they're cool but I just don't aspire to be as hard working as them.

jim carrey is doing it ironically though, its a joke for him

I'm not being mean but superstition correlates negatively with IQ. That's all you need to know.

Are you high? New age spirituality is filled with whites, often white celebrity woman, meditating on rocks and believing in astrology and tons of whacky shit.

doubtful
He tried to fill the depressed hole in his heart by being a funny man, a la robin williams, but hes found a more lasting solution in religion. its all textbook and pretty transparent imo

Nah, I bet they lie about this shit because the "I sleep so little bruh" meme is seen as something very manly and cool.
My father also claims he sleeps very little because he wakes up very early, yet when you calculate his afternoon/evening naps and the time he goes to bed it amounts to ~8 hours.

almost everybody is "spiritual'' in some way, it is a very small percentage of people who genuinely buy into a completely empirical, mechanical view of the world

It's the lack of intelligence combined with black spirituality and the trash that the Hollywood elite around them fill their heads with

Where have you been for the past 40 years? Celebrities talking about new age spiritualism bullshit is nothing new to this decade, nor the 21st century.

He's right you know

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the lack of sleep would explain the propensity for talking gobbledegook, like with Trump.

There's nothing wrong with being short.

it's all just labels for abstract concepts in any case, once you get beyond the empirical

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Look how much of their music is about money and material success. Pills go down easy for them, whether it's slavery, Christianity, or the American dream. Kanye West was right.

If he was some mathematician and spoke that gibberish I'd be thinking he knew something I didn't. But when it's some actor saying this stuff I just can't take it seriously even in the slightest.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3i6CEDqKhtk

Eddie Griffin explaining how the pyramids were built.

I'm agnostic about metaphysics desu, I'm not sure you can reason your way into that sort of knowledge, if it does even exist.

Personally if I get no sleep I get into a like super energized state kind of like I’ve had a ton of coffee. I get s ton of shit done, but can definitely tell it isn’t good for me in the long term. I wouldn’t be surprised if some people are really just stupid / bold enough to ignore that.

>You only see this kind of gibberish with them.
Wtf are you talking about, most of his celebrity guests talk about spirituality and other bullshit, brainlet

It's an easy way to pretend you're still humble
>thank you god
>suddenly every black person thinks you're humble

>I think there is a tendency for Africanism to be geocentrism to be idiocy.

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>why are 99% of celebrities out of touch with reality
ftfy

>The comments section
Black people are fascinatingly stupid

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Why did you make this same thread on other chans?

glover is 5'10

Manlets do have to work harder. Why begrudge them that?

Lmao nigga wut

ITT: a bunch of racist losers desperately trying to make sense of a successful person's outlook on life.

and I'm currently banging Taylor Swift

I know, I'm short too. I'm not belittling them, no puns intended, because of it. I'm just saying it's where their insecurities are coming from.

hi donald

ITP: a loser shills for random black celebrities who would look down on him

youtube.com/watch?v=ca1vIYmGyYA
oxford invited him to speak about it.

niggers are dumb as rocks

It's not really insecurity, it's an acknowledgment of reality. Short guys have to have higher status to get as much pussy, so we work towards that end. Kendrick wouldn't work so hard to be a great rapper is he wasn't short

why you gotta be racist bro?

When I was listening to the podcast I thought he sounded like Tony Robbins. And then later in the cast Kevin mentions him.

Hope you guys studied your terry tables today

>mystical and magical thinking

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>Short guys have to have higher status to get as much pussy
Get a couple of pussies and be done with it. Jesus Christ, why do you live your life in the same standards as these guys. Desensitisation is a thing you know. This is why these people are still sad despite having so much.

because black people are told by liberals it's impossible for them to "make it" in society because of the evil white man holding them down. so if they achieve success, they figure it must be a miracle from God. liberals are trying to push atheism onto blacks because they don't want them looking to God for support, they want them looking to the Democratic party for support. they need those black votes on downtrodden dependent victimized black folks

i kek'd when he talked about the part where he didn't know about the struggles of gay people, kinda makes me feel like that he actual was/is ignorant and i thought the whole Oscar 'you have to aplogise' was BS. I mean even if you're the biggest conservative fag hater out there and believes that it's not genetics and they should all burn in hell, you are still aware that gays have been and still are being discriminated against and targetes of hate crime. You might think that is just fine and they deserve it, but you're still aware of it.

How can you just sit there and be like "uh i didn't know they had problems", so he doesn't know about the jim crow area either than? Does he know the USA is at war, who the president is? Is whole "i'm not into politics man" thing was weird, what woudl you talk about at a dinner party with him? All your "positive energy and willpower" and other vague motivational BS? He's like a child. Althought i can appreciate him admitting that he didn't want to bring that into his stand up.

What's worse Yea Forums?
>a black guy who thinks you need some kind of extra-physical push to be successful - magic, God, good luck ect
>a white guy convinced he's so elite he can conceptualize and predict the entire complexities of the modern economy
For me, I much prefer the negrodamus' of the world. When shit goes good, it was magic. When shit goes bad, it was magic. Consistent.
White Randian-Individualist's? The moment they fuck up they start blaming everybody but themselves. They're in control of their own destinies right up until they shit the bed.

ya its not for you to understand, Todd from your Conneticut suburbs who grew up playing video games inside all day. not for u.

because you are a privileged white boy named kyle, of course you dont understand.

His whole speech about contrarianism actually made me not want to be a contrarian anymore, unironically from how supposedly mainstream it’s become. That shit is uncool now I’m only being positive and genuine from now on

am i todd or kyle, get your story straight faggot

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They have to find a way to talk a bout the Jewish problem without seeming too blatant about it.

Weaving mysticism does the trick.

>nigger confuses multiplication and addition

taylor is gay tho

Who's he think he is? Some kinda Joker?

why are you so mean, user?

Why arent you as rich as Kevin Hart?

sorry sweaty but facts don't give a f*ck about your feelings

Listening to him talk made me stupider. Literally incoherent and so poorly spoken, I turned it off after five minutes.

also black Americans are incredibly prone to believe conspiracy theories. maybe through some kind of learned distrust for the government or something

Why you gotta lie? Kevin Hart is literaly a stand up comedian not to mention one of the top ones if not the top one currently.

Their business is eloquency and cogency. You pretending otherwise is just being contrarian and shows how much so his intelect intimidates you.

>stand up
>eloquence
>cogency
n i g g e r

is that cogent enough my sun kissed friend

>Terrence Howard
I think there might be another reason for his madness.

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reminder that Terrance Howard’s father stabbed a man to death in front of him when he was seven years old, because the man cut in front of them in a line to see a mall Santa.
So that’s his genetic heritage.

I like Kevin Hart, but he was insufferable on Joe Rogan. I don't know if the Oscars bullshit got to him where he's trying to make an impassioned speech about his opinion every time it comes up.

Don't be insensitive to the rocks

The former is essentially fatalism, it's not a great way to live but most fatalists I know don't really seem to get bothered by anything since they can just attribute their failures and misfortunes to the circle of life or some shit.

The latter requires something even deeper than being a great winner, you have to be a great loser as well. You have to be able to look at failures and either gain something from them or move on from them. Most people who reach those heights aren't used to getting their ass handed to them, and when their time comes they breakdown real hard and real fast

amazin

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Uhhmmmm...Go back to pol.

>jussie smollett

Not listing the most delusion (((african))) of all time

not the same person, kyle

Oh come on, this thread was going fine before you came in.

>I blindly trust people I believe are in positions of authority
Really says a lot about society. Also, I've never been to college and was never particularly good at math and I knew that was retarded when I first read it. Be embarrassed.

Just more proof that stereotypes exist for a reason.

I think Hart has some manic episodes from time to time, so I believe the four hours of sleep thing

He's a good dude, but that podcast sucked
He talked for 2 hours without saying anything

Seriously? Not sure if bait or you are an amateur comedian with delusions of grandeur for your "profession".

Kevin hart is a phony, imo you kind of have to be a phony to make it in show buisness, all that shit he talks about being magical and positive is a put on, the real ones like patrice oneil never see success because they can't bear to lower themselves to be that phony

1 × 1 = 2

x = +

Wala!

Woah! Small dick

>every one of them always get mystical and magical thinking about society and makin' it.

Some people are just supernaturally LUCKY who don't realise that they were in the correct place and correct time to be noticed by the correct people who would help them out of the hole they were in, even though they didn't need to offer that help. (Then they claim they did it all themselves.) It's the same idea that if you abort a baby you're killing the next person who could step foot on mars; you completely fucking neglect every incomprehensible step between the begining and the end and just focus on the magical "potential" no one really reaches except through circumstances and luck.

Then, there are some supernaturally TALENTED people who through massive hard work and determination manage to pull their head out of their own ass and finally see the world for what it is instead of what they think it is. Unfortunately, these people tend to forget what the inside of a colon smells like, and also tend to forget that not everyone is as physically, mentally, or spiritually capable of the effort that was spent. Some people will always be stuck inside of their own anus, and some if their heads are removed will say "i prefer living in the smell of my own shit" and crawl back inside themselves.

All the rest are just complete fucking puzzles who have no idea how the fuck they "made it" to where they are... but that's not good enough when you're put on the spot and feel the need and force of a question pressing down on them. Partly because they're genuinely good people who want to help, and partly because they're weak people who don't know when to say the truth that "I don't fucking know, it's a mystery to me"

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i've met a "white" male from Yea Forums that believed in flat earth and a bunch of other conspiracy theories

I've never considered that angle. Good insight

Yeah and those people who completely buy into a mechanical, physicalistic view are retarded as fuck.

You can reason yourself into understanding but you need to completely upend your current physicalist worldviews. Look up the three dialogues by George Berkeley

Holy fuck it gets even better. Here's his ''''proof'''' from Twitter that 1*1=2

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Goddamn hiroshimoot

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What is this garbage?

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god wanted them to be rich and have big houses

I was reading a theory about why we need to sleep. The idea is that neurons start working faster the longer they’re active and that sleep is a soft reboot that gets them to calm down. That could explain why people feel surprisingly energetic without sleep and how sleep deprivation can cause hallucinations.

It's what happens when you surround yourself with a bunch of yes-men and no one ever tells you "no".