Shadowfax

>shadowfax
>never faxes anything

Tolkien was a hack.

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Retard.
You couldn't see it happening because he did it stealthily (in the shadows).

Shadowtax, Lord of Hidden Tariffs.

no, you just never caught him faxing

did you seriously fucking miss that 20 minute scene where Gandalf used Shadowfax to send a fax to Lothlorien to call for aid at Helm's Deep lmao

>Théoden's Bane
>it kills Théoden
BRAVO

Would a brief faxing scene have been too much?

What was his fax policy?

>That is one of the EY. . .
>. . . unless my records are corrupted
by some malware.
>Shadowtax.
>He is the lord of all accountants. . .
>. . .and has been my advisor
through many audits.

>>Théoden's Bane
>>it kills Théoden
>BRAVO
What the fuck are you talking about? Durin's Bane?

>That is one of the EY unless my records are corrupted by some malware.
>Shadowtax.
>He is the lord of all accountants and has been my advisor through many audits.

Shadowfax is referred to as Theoden's Bane in the book because he was nearly impossible to tame and no one could successfully ride him
then after Gandalf flees from Isengard he goes to Theoden and asks for a horse, and instead of taking a normal horse he takes Shadowfax (the fastest horse in Middle-earth) to Theoden's chagrin

>Borrowmir
>he tries to steal the ring from Frodo
adds up

At no point is Shadowfax referred to as Theoden's Bane.

It wasn't audit season.

He faxed the elves to come help at Helms Deep. How else did you think they arrived with no messages from Rohan?

Yeah in chapter 8 and also in chapter 11.

he meant shadow fags, like following them home and stomping their teeth in

Snowmane, Theoden's own horse, is called Theoden's Bane after their death. Not Shadowfax.

>bestest horse in the world is all white
wow, really subtle there Tolkien

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Why would they ride horses when there are critters that can fly and are way more badass?

Real talk its kind of jarring how the horse is named after a modern technological appliance in a mdeival world.

>Shadowfax
>Fax being short for facsimile
>The horse is actually white
Tolkein is a hack.

dafuq is a fax?