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THANKS FOR THE BREAD

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>not numbered

Whatever, everything else is correct.

A-

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I want hug that angel.

BAA ended in 95, my man.

5th for grewishka

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stop making these threads and make a facebook group or some shit, you terminal virgins

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And Last Order started in 2000, kid

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>oh user, that ice cream was to die for! Please buy me another one!

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> Kissu

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Why don't you make a facebook group where you bitch about Yea Forums generals and terminal virgins, you terminal virgin?

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because movies don't require generals, stop flooding the board with your literalwho waifufaggotry circlejerk.

no you first

>torrent when?

how about something salty instead

You know you could just go see it and realize why it's so well-loved here.

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Who put you in charge?

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based thread man and doppelganger

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Thoughts?
Feedback?

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Great, thanks for your opinion. Now, go tell that those these people:

threadly reminder

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How’s your morning going? Comfy I hope

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Reported, keep this shit off Yea Forums

>all smiles

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Soon, but buy the BD if you can.

>Thoughts?
I hope the movie is still playing in early may so I can take my wife to see it
>Feedback?
Stay comfy /ALITA/

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Oh. You meant the collar. I'm not a fan.

should I go? i'm a 19 year old shut-in that works from home. would like to meet many of you, but i'm a generally nervous person.

Fair enough, thanks user.

>Absolutely not.

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You will forever regret not going user.

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It's just a fashion choice Doc, let her live a little

Doesn't fit the body, try putting it on this outfit.

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youtu.be/Gxx9trwV8wA

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Getting my work in early, then as much writing as I can muster before the natty tonight.

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have sex fucking weeb

I'm not the one who's infatuated with a CG bug person, loser

you still have to have sex, and you still are a weeb, nothing will change that

I got some stuff done at work, but procrastinated a bit. I'm gonna try to concentrate on work stuff the rest of today. if i get head of things tomorrow maybe I'll play with paint.net and make my own edits or OC even.
Leave the light on for me.

just filter the threads

/atila/ good

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Yes you should!
I was one of the anons from the passport to iron city LA meet-up. Some of the anons from then are going to this Alita viewing, which is why I agreed to go. They’re really good people and we hit it off really well.
I’m anxious mainly because it’s a bit of a drive, but they asked about me last threads, so I’m going
We won’t judge you or anything like that. I’ll be glad to meet you user. Expect to have nothing but fun and lengthy conversations about all sorts of awesome autistic topics

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>You're going to return that right now

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The point was that Gaidens were drawn in LO style, not that they came out after LO was serialized, my boy.

Why is she so cute?

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do most anons pull an act on Yea Forums and then are perfectly normal irl?

>Why is she so cute?

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Well I certainly hope so, and I think that is the case most of the time. bar the obvious weirdos and trolls that will always browse Yea Forums like jerome, as its all they have left desu.

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I wondered this myself first time
Best way I’d describe them? Long lost family/friends. We come from all walks of life. They don’t pull 4chans or act rude, nothing like that (trust me I’m a manlet with a weird accent and they’re cool with it). We just chat and have a wonderful time. They’re really wonderful, user. Whatever negative assumptions you may have, expect the opposite. Last time, dare I say it, was one of the best days of my life.
Join us fren

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our trolls used to be more imaginative, what happened?

that fucking thumbnail lol

Lazy shitposters will always be lazy.

they are tired and giving up too

some got /healed/ others committed sudoku

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>doesnt know

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Excellent, you earned this.

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Thanks, fren.
Will do more later.

>hugo...
>jackin off cyborgs...

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>my misread became a meme

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You really are her EVERY FAKING THREAD, aren´t ya.
Just admit it and accept the healing.

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Why does that child have a big and prominently displayed ass?

When is the second film coming out?

She already has the berserker body at that point in the manga.

> Your little girlfriend might take that kind of personal?
Kek

The first movie was a financial flop and had zero cultural impact. So there won't be a sequel.

Facts are facts, guys.

My wife isn't a child.

Okay but how does that answer my question? That whole illustration has some very blatant sexual overtones, and Alita is drawn with the mixed proportions of a child and a pornstar.

It's the mixing of adolescence and sexuality which is pervasive in these threads and the movie itself which is especially troublesome.

are the silver streaks some sort of rank identifier? kind of like a badge?

I'd go but I'm way too far.
But I'll certainly consider taking a plane when Alita 2 is out.
I won't miss the premiere, and I will go to the Alita Experience 2, so maybe I'll meet some anons in a few years, we'll see.

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Face markings are some kind of a Martian military thing. It's unclear what their actual point is or if they're just decorations, but lots of Martian characters have them in the manga.

Do you think Alita would be soured on chocolate for a while after the events of the movie, considering?

The shape of the stripe indicates the type of cyborg martial art + the color of the stripe indicates expertise

They should be a rank identifier.
A tradition of the ayy lmaos.

She's over 300 years old you fucking freak

0/10

>Okay but how does that answer my question? That whole illustration has some very blatant sexual overtones, and Alita is drawn with the mixed proportions of a child and a pornstar.
She's a small woman, not a child.
>It's the mixing of adolescence and sexuality which is pervasive in these threads and the movie itself which is especially troublesome.
Oh you're just trolling, nevermind. Enjoy the free (You)s.

Boxoffice fudging the numbers again.
Alita lost another mill.. youtu.be/7L4DwWOUgqw

Taking bets for crossing the 400 mill a FOURTH TIME.

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Zapan a good boy
He dindu nuffin

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A movie just about the motorball arc would have been much better.

Hey Zapan!
Bitch!

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She's very obviously animated to resemble someone under the age of 16 though, anyone can plainly see that. Do you really disagree?

I'm not trolling I'm trying to explain to you guys why so many of us get this creepy vibe from these threads and your undying obsession with a girl who is drawn and animated as someone who is quite obviously not sexually legal. You guys routinely say how you want to date her and stuff but she doesn't look a day over 15. And then you get those weird drawings where emphasis is placed on her ass or legs and it just starts getting really fuckin weird.

And when you get questioned on it you just plug your ears and scream "NOPE YOU'RE A TROLL" and ignore genuine questions about the morality of being attracted to someone who seems so young.

WHAT IF:
>They release "Alita 2" and "Alita 3: Part I" & "Alita 3: Part II" like Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Divergent
yes/no?

You can't have the motorball without establishing the characters first.

Brothers and sisters, I have it on good authority that Zapan did not kill those two organic boys. As a matter of fact, he was on his way to church when he was attacked by an anti-cybernetic hate group who were behind numerous assaults on Cybernetic-Americans. This same gang reportedly murdered the renowned motorball player Kinuba and stole his body parts, illustrating that even those Cybernetic-Americans who have risen to the status of star athletes are not safe from hate attacks by organics.

Furthermore, it has been reported that Zapan's face was destroyed in full view of a group of Centurions, who did nothing to apprehend the assailant. Such craven dereliction of duty demonstrates, once more, the structural prejudice that Cybernetic-Americans face.

If you want to stand up for justice, if you want to end the discrimination still perpetrated, still institutionalized by organics, if you want to raise a mighty steel fist and break the teeth of the next organic who dares utter the derisive term "h*rdbody," I entreat you to make a tax-deductible donation to the Vector Foundation today.

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Quads of truth.

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No. I'd rather they just make Alita 3 longer if needed.

Looks under 15 to you?

gangsta motorball spinoff like ashen victor, directed by RR

TRIGGER WARNING: H-word

I'm going to address a painful subject for People of Machinery (PoM), so I would appreciate if any organics reading would close the article now.

Ok, for you PoMs, I hope that you're in a comfortable place and that you have resources available for self-care after reading this, because I'm going to discuss the H-word. "H*rdbody." This hate word springs without warning from the mouths of organics, a stinging reminder of the unexamined privilege that they enjoy every day of their lives. For PoMs, the H-word stuns us, bruises us, sends shivers through our bodies like a backfire, makes every actuator and servo tense up like a surge of oppressive power. A "hard body" does not feel pain or alienation. It's a body that can be used and abused in any way an organic sees fit. By repeating this word, organics reduce us to nothing more than a wrench of screwdriver, tools for organic-bodied people to exploit until they break down.

PoMs are defined by the traumas etched into our not-so-hard bodies, the scratches, abrasions and corrosion that eat through our bodies and attack our very souls even as organics deny us our vulnerability, our humanity as they spit those two vicious syllables into our faces. "H*rdbody." Every time this word falls across my ears like a lash I am reminded that I have a not-so-hard body, that my body was built to know pain in a way that no organic can imagine in the same way that no colonizer can understand the depth and richness of the cultures destroyed by colonialism.

And lastly, because it can never be said enough: fuck organic people.

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I would say it´s pretty much the way to go.
3 more movies seems to be the best measure to give the content adequate room for devolvement.

Even making 2 movies together would start making sense and probably even save money by reusing all the assets and pooling the computer work.

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Why not

Shot in B&W, exact same style as Sin City since Ashen Victor was drawn in a Frank Miller style to begin with.

Yes, it´s called a sequel.

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(((They))) just wont let go

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>child

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I don't know I don't see the point of naming the mlike that.
As long as they are made I don't really care how they are called.

The end of this movie messed that up though. Unless it gets backtracked and then ends in the same place?

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No, she's still at 402 million. There's no way she would lose almost 2 million just randomly.

>This thot is funny

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Holy fuck you guys actually think there's going to be THREE sequels?

Are you guys serious?

>she doesn't look a day over 15
Ephebophilia is NOT Pedophilia you degenerate fuck.
IF we would want to argue your non-exsitant case.

2nd she looks like a small woman to everybody here and PLENTY of those couple around in the fucking real world too.
Lets see how you slink up to such a couple and call the towering guy a pedo.

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I hope Vector survived somehow, but he's confined to his awesome tank tread wheelchair after taking a sword through the gut.
Also, I wonder if they're going to borrow a little bit more from Last Order and have a plotline about getting Chiren's brain back from Nova or something.

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pretty fucking good

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No, the video is from how it was 402,500 last week but now is 401,500
Surprisingly,"The Numbers", which always reported a lower gross than BO Mojo, keeps the 402,500 figure

the-numbers.com/movie/Alita-Battle-Angel-(2019)#tab=summary

>TECHNICALLY it's not pedophilia

The best kind of defense

EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS UP AND TELL YOUR FUCKING FAVORITE SCENE IN ALITA RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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The entire bar sequence

>that long, flowing raven hair

How anyone can unironically say they like blondita more is beyond me

Also, did anyone get the feeling there was more Gelda material originally?

(((Disney))) will beg Cameron on their KNEES for a new fresh franchise, after they've tanked Söi Warts so THOROUGHLY!

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> Bucky? BUCKY? You browse /ALITA/ too? You SOB I thought you got dusted

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Bar fight + underground fight.

It's supposed to be a trilogy, but no way they adapt 4 volumes in 1 film

>>TECHNICALLY it's not pedophilia
So now you´re plain lying?
K,
Have your fucking (you)
itt´ll be the last from here.

Vector deals in body parts... I always wondered why he didn't just get a new spine installed after he was shot.

She's still got get through the Champion's League, user. They could say that the League match Hugo and and Alita went to was a Champion's League match, explaining why Jashugan was there. Then they could play down Jashugan's power levels a bit because the movie was that for pretty much everyone and everything

And what makes you think he'll go back to the well with Alita? It's been proven that there is no financial viability in this subject, and culturally people really didn't attach themselves to this movie outside of this small following of like 50 dedicated fans on here.

He has infinite other things to try, assuming your theory is right. He can clearly churn out some of the most successful concepts in movie history. Had Alita been one of those we would be well aware of it by now.

You guys know I'm right. I'm sorry but it's true.

The scene that has alita in it.

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Based

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Evil properly dealt with.

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The opening with Ido holding her the first time.

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the part where she strangles me with her thighs haha

If this cunt were real I'd hold all captive and fucking scalp her in front of your crying eyes.

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mfw

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>No way fag I'm eternal, besides us cyborgs gotta stick together.

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Who hurt you user?

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>Zapan upvoted this post

Post rare Synthwave Alitas
youtube.com/watch?v=MkgR0SxmMKo

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My presence flogs your confidence.

>I'm a scientist and a mother
>and somewhere along the way I forgot that

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>Thank you father

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Yuck, Zapan would never use Reddit.

The whole movie.

> implying she wouldn’t panzer kunst your pathetic ass inside out

The vid is brand new and he´s using the latest numbers.
Everything explained in there.

Bottom line it´s ALL VERY FISHY, Rotten Tomato levels.

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Alita is a passion project, and he's already written the whole trilogy. Jimbo gets what he wants, no matter what it takes.

This face gets all kinds of sequels. Literally makes more than twice as much money as Alita.

Lmfao how's that feel, boys? How shitty must your movie actually be that it can't top this Walmart cashier's face? This face launched an entire franchise, Alita's bug eyed 12 year old face sunk an entire potential franchise.

How EXACTLY does it feel to confront these cold and hard truths?

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I don’t watch capeshit so I don’t care

Daddy Cameron doesn't love you.

He doesn't need you to be happy.

He doesn't need this franchise.

He has already moved on.

He left you behind.

Imagine having such a massive wrinkly forehead that it has it's own gravitational pull.

You don't have to watch capeshit to care you stupid child. You have to want there to be a sequel to care. And I know you want a sequel.

Admit to me you care. Admit to me you seethe inside. Explore your hatred. Let it flow.

I REALLY have to read that manga because you fucks keep spoiling everything, don´t I.

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It's really really good.

Stop taking the bait.

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literally the face of a hammer.

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That could be good enough to demoralize a 5 year old but it's not going to work on /alita/

Just don't let a girl, or your friends, or your parents catch you reading anime if you want to preserve your image. Trust me on that.

How in THE FUCK is this bitch not even 30 yrs old yet?? What is Hollywood doing to these poor ladies?

>tfw hammerface Larson WRECKS your movie financially

The more you insult her the more pathetic your movie becomes.

>imagine living like this
Is everyone stuck in the mindset of a 6 year old?
>Omg I shouldn't do this because imagine what people would say!
Holy shit, if I was a fan of Barbie I'd go out with a Barbie shirt without giving it a second thought. I'm starting to think this is a superpower wtf.

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>with me

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I know, but I wanted to read it at my pace.

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Worked

The fact that you refuse to consider the opinion of others and lack the ability to step outside of yourself is likely why your life is the mess that it is. It's why you don't have a gf and why you won't achieve the things that you thought you would when you were a child.

Did you hear that?
I though I heard a gnat.

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>I could be talking to a married man but I'm going to pretend his life is as pathetic as mine that'll show him
What part of I don't care is hard to understand?the fact that you're behaving like a triggered retard shows that you're a retard.

Lmao okay I think we both know nobody posting in these threads is fucking married you psycho. Let's bring the discussion back to earth shall we?

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you are way too much of a stupid Gamma for your own good

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Ya niggas done?

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I'm still wondering if reading past the original arc is worth it. Is it? the DBZ comparisons are a massive turn off.

Hey dawg what can I say, I'm enjoying myself! I have a great time!

Love coming in here and throwing rocks at you little weirdos. I get some awesome reactions my man. It's legitimately fun as fuck for me. As long as these threads are up I'll be popping in to get my laughs, you can bet on that.

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Reminder: A sneed thread had to die to make space for this general.
How can you even justify shitting up Yea Forums with these generals? Over 300 decent actual /tb/ threads have been deleted thanks to you

Gotta say, she looks cute with bangs.

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I know, that's why you're a Gamma. Hope you stay all the way until Alita 2 arrives

the fuck your mercy scene can't be topped.
however i starting to liking a lot the scene where ido tells her that her body is not bad or good.
it reminds me of this scene

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If this scene ever made into movies (maybe second trilogy?), the auditorium floor would be wet from all the tears.

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>The end of this movie messed that up though

No it didn't? Alita only just got into the real league. All the motorball in the first movie was just tryouts to get into the baby league for beginners.

Hey man the sequel ain't gonna happen but believe me I'll be in here until the very last of yas are committed to the mental ward. You guys are easy as fucc but that's part of why I love yas so much.

I'm NOT going anywhere my little weebies. You can bank on that as much as you can bank on there being no sequel!

what is this?
are they actually the same? dream sequence or what?

Why were you rude to user?

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Don’t be rood user

>112603502
Jerome has no talent for demoralization. He's unaware of antifragility, but at least he makes me laugh, every time.

What did you say to my waifu you prick?

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Happy to give you the laughs bud! I think we all have a great time in here, deep down!

I mean hey, I saw the movie, it wasn't good, in my opinion at least!

Not a good movie!

Doesn't mean we can't all share some laughs though!

>user?
>What's that?
>OwO

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Well, it kinda turns to shit later so you're not missing out on much, the part where Alita marries Ido is really corny, and Nova turning out to be Ido's father was a lame reveal.

how about YOU MAKE YOUR OWN OPINION JUST FOR ONCE?

Yeah I miss remembered the end. Thought she already become the champion.

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FUCK OFF TROLL

It gets over the top in places and the tournament stuff drags at times, plus the whole vampire side story, but there's a lot of cool stuff in there that makes it worthwhile. I re-read Last Order after watching the movie and I actually appreciate the crazy stuff a little more.
Down on the surface, you've got guys like Zapan and Grewishka/Makaku thinking they're the hardest, toughest shit walking. But when you get up into the space city and beyond, there's gigantic karate niggas that break asteroids with their bare hands for practice. It's kind of a fun way to illustrate just how much the setting expands once Alita leaves the Scrapyard.

>babycrying.jpg
Don't be that especially for absolutely no reason

The meetup confirmed /alita/posters as Chads and Stacies. The reason some posters don't like Alita is because they're too far gone to be receptive to the hope she represents, and because if they were to even attempt to stand up from their computer chairs and leave the house to go see the movie, their decades-unwashed fat rolls would shift and the bacterial colonies developing in their unlit folds of flesh would briefly be exposed to air, sending clouds of miasma wafting through their Cheeto-dust-encrusted Marvel T-shirts the scent of which would send their overtaxed circulatory systems into terminal shutdown.

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Don't be that what you illiterate fucking child?

In here we communicate with proper English sentences. You should try it out.

>there's gigantic karate niggas that break asteroids with their bare hands for practice
>plus the whole vampire side story
Well, it's gonna be incredibly stupid or hilarious or both. I'll take a look at it.

>I think we both know nobody posting in these threads is fucking married

Im married and had a kid a month ago. I'm taking my wife to see the movie if it's still in theaters in may.

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>bunch of social outcasts and one thirsty attention whore 5/10

Well I'm sure convinced.

Room temperature IQ much? Reddit is the other way, go home

Lmfao oh yeah you're the retard who was gonna leave your one month old child with a random Hispanic nanny, and then backtracked and said you were gonna take your infant child to the theater.

Have you poisoned your baby yet? Does it still have all of its fingers? Please consider contacting CPS and admitting defeat.

we know user. He's a retard trying to get a reaction, nothing more.
Will you show Alita to your kid one day?

>post yfw when you didn't go

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>Alita fans are delusional narcissists completely unaware of how the outside world perceives them

Really makes my nuts bounce if you know what I mean.

There are few things that are truly bad ass. There's me, Zekka, the Martian Bad Ass. There's the Battle Angel, mmmmmmMMMM, you don't wanna mess with her. There's the special forces, the TUNED agents, the Hunter Warriors, and there are those who play Motorball in the Scrapyard. To the man, they're bad to the bone.

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You read it for canon lore and based tranny Sechs

How can I make the hair better??

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Here's how you do it
Don't

Yes I know exactly what you mean because my nuts were bouncing when I banged your mom lel

I spend a lot of time in these threads and if there's one thing I've learned it's that you guys are absolute fuckin ass when it comes to comebacks and insults.

I'm here bouncing dingers off your heads all day and all night and you never throw anything back at me with the same heat. It's kinda boring tbqh.

Ah, based Alita-dad.
Good for you, hope you´ll get lucky finding one then.
But the BR will be probably even better compared to a normal movie theater, as it has the full IMAX resolution.

I'm off to see /ourgirl/ for #13. Please don't self-destruct while I'm away, /Alita/ and Alitafrens

Boku Centurion!

Have fun

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have sex

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Have fun lad

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Oh, so it IS you fucking discord trannies.
Should´ve know, only a true mental case would keep this retarded trolling up for so long.

K, that gives me peace of mind.

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Uh...what? That was one of you guys insulting him, not him insulting you guys.

They're not even one bit true. There's a lot of resentment towards LO from people who were reading it when it was still ongoing. Waiting ages for another tournament chapter or two straight volumes of type-v mutant arc that was set 400 years in past and didn't feature any of the characters from the present sans one who was recently introduced, you can imagine how that can be very frustrating. On top of that, the scans that were available at that time were really, really bad and did not do justice to the beautiful art.
I'm skimming through the omnibus release and it's just pure kino. Great story, great characters, so much development, amazing worldbuilding and god tier art. If the original is 9.5/10, then LO is 9/10. The only thing holding it back from being a masterpiece, like the original, is the fighting tournament, which was obviously shoehorned by the editor to make it more appealing to the average reader and is a bit too out of place for a story like GUNNM.

Cute! So many versions of this one little scene...

What is this scene about?

>The only thing holding it back from being a masterpiece, like the original, is the fighting tournament, which was obviously shoehorned by the editor to make it more appealing to the average reader and is a bit too out of place for a story like GUNNM.
I HATE fighting tournaments, I'm still reading it because the art is great.

I don’t even know what’s going on at this point lol
Anyway, post cute Alitas

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Don't worry. We are indistrictible.

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isn't the tournament just like motorball?

DELET

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>Finally, a worthy opponent
>Our battle will be legendary!

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I remember reading in one of these threads that the vampire stuff was a fan creation that won some kind of contest on Kishiro's old website and he wrote it into the story. That would explain why it's so different tonally and seemingly out of nowhere.

Gunnm was seinen and Last Order is shounen
The funny thing is that Kishiro even added a genderswapped Gally so there would be a male protagonist

>friendly fire

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Fixed the chocolate

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No

There's an extra layer that a theater viewing provides any movie. I've never been able to detach myself completly at home like I can at the theater and become a pure observer. This movie deserves that kinda attention.
I'm gonna have a hard time waiting. This movie isn't exactly for kids. The themes are a bit too complex for a child; I think you have to be a teen at least.

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Yeah you'd have to wait until they are 14 at least, man. 14 years.
Imagine the day your child asks about that big BR box set with the title Alita on it.

is this movie worth watching if it's not 3d?

Why’s Elon Musk Grewishka?

Seattle user(s): still down for the 7:45 tonight downtown?

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Sure, but since it's actually shot in actual 3D, it's also worth catching in 3D. That's part of the reason why fans in several countries have requested it back in 3D and actually succeeded.

Oh god, if that contest were today who knows what other monstrosities would have won?

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none of the cinemas in my city screen it in 3D currently

FAGGOTS

The vampire lady's character design is based on a fan submission, not the arc or the actual character. It's not different from gunnm tonally, just set in a different time, before the space age, robots and cyborgs. It shows what happened after the world ended and how it lead to the world that we knew in GUNNM. Kishiro probably came up with type-v mutants as replacement for cyborgs so that this prequel arc wouldn't feel too out of place with the rest of the manga.

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This is mental illness.

I think that face bra helped too much, Elaine.

The eye-gouging, serlal killers, dismemberment and dissection of people into their still-living organs are also also a bit too complex for a child.

>Gunnm was seinen and Last Order is shounen
Please stop talking about things you have no idea about.

They've never felt the warm embrace of a woman's love, leave em alone bud. They have enough problems as is.

Yeah, I'll be there, will have a black bag with a white bag in it.

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What does that mean user? You're bringing coke? Cause we're not really about that. Best to just leave it at home.

Alita is shit. Last night I had a dream that Captain Marvel (the true modern day queen of hollywood) descended from the sky and simply blasted Alita away. I revelled at all the incels who wept and wailed like little babies. You see, Alita is not a real woman, everything about "her" is as fake as the robot-dolls you wish existed so you could fuck them. Captain Marvel is a real person played by a real actress who's feet you're not worthy to kiss. There's nothing real about Alita and there never will be, everything about her character is unrealistic, stupid, and fake. She will never exist, just like all of the rest of your past waifus.

Why do you think Captain Marvel made so much money while Alita tanked? Is it because there was some grand conspiracy that you are going to cry about like some babydicked faggot? Yeah that's what I thought, so cry more. Just in case I wasn't clear enough

Alita isn't real
She's as fake as you incels are
She will NEVER and I mean NEVER have a sequel
Captain Marvel will have MANY sequels and will remain a beloved character for the next several decades at the LEAST.

Yea Forums B.T.F.O

>Partying at an /Alita/ meetup with the good stuff

No biggie having an 80s party, just don't get caught

Based, I'll be wearing a fuzzy brown shirt

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>remain
threadxit

Nah man I'm not gonna come if you guys are gonna be doing drugs. I didn't think it would be like that.

Cool. You should see the movie though

Doesn't mean coke, just a means of visual identification.

Got a gf for 3 days, went to see alita, broke up with her the next day.
Why did I do it lads? The fuck is wrong with me?

You all better post a group pic

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The love for a waifu is far stronger than any 3D shit you might find

Did you tell her you wished she had bigger eyes?

I don't think he meant drugs dude

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Still confused. You'll have a white bag in a black bag? How am I supposed to see the white bag?

Perfection ruined reality for you, maybe?

That’s more of a fling than a gf, user

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Just one Alita, please. That goes for Kishiro too.

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Jesus Christ you fucking retard he's saying that he's going to be bringing coke and is offering it to anyone else who is going.

Do you fucking incels ever go outside?

>He also says there will be sequels depending on how well the first film is received, with the other two tentatively titled Alita: Avenging Angel and Alita: Fallen Angel. It says a lot about their confidence in this first film that the backlot will not be torn down, with sets stored for sequels, most of them built-to-last out of steel instead of wood.

comingsoon.net/movies/features/960019-comingsoon-net-visits-the-set-of-alita-battle-angel

Your average /ALITA/ poster

It's a white shopping bag, I put in in the back pocket of the main bag so it shows like a flag. My clothes aren't very distinctive so I thought to use it as an indicator.

This is easily my favourite Alita edit. So fuckin sexy and well done.

>Alitans are secretly an underground group of elite deep-cover special forces soldiers

This timeline would be fucking awesome.

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I have one that might be too lewd and perfect for any of you to handle. It’s a work of art

PLEASE POST IT

it's a form of semaphore

I think maybe Kishiro just wanted to draw a vampire throwing a Hummer H2 at another vampire

Incorrect.

No homo: the meet

The intention was fully to get a long term gf.
This is unironically what I think happened. I was considering how lazy and downright ugly real life girls are (I'm a gymcel imigrant from /fit/) and how much I'd want to get a fit and sporty gf like Alita. God almighty I always used to mock waifu fags... what is happening?

if he was offering drugs he'd be upfront about it since this is an anonymous imageboard lmao

>I always used to mock waifu fags
I know this feeling well
in the pre-february 2019 world I HATED the waifu phenomenon but now I understand it fully

>God almighty I always used to mock waifu fags... what is happening?
You're descending into a manic episode. I'm being 100% serious. Look it up on Google.

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hey everyone
glad to be back

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Not to mention the swordfight on top of the St. Louis arch.

I heard there was a caravan of 5 people who drove from Seattle down to the LA experience, are any of them going tonight? At least one of them has to be here.

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>wouldn't feel too out of place with the rest of the manga.
well, he fucking failed

Get a /fit/ girlfriend so you can go on runs/rides/lift together. Exercise is such a large part of your life that it'll be one of the things you can share, since you'll probably not be working together.

I was going to go but I'm pretty sure one of these idiots is bringing coke and I'm not about that life. It's a shame one person has to ruing everything for everyone else.

And the sets are still up. I really believe they're going to announce the sequel sometime this year.

So what happened, she just dumped you after the movie or did you say anything leading to it? Did you go online with her and try shopping for black catsuits to match Alita's?

Welcome back Alitafren

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This. I've had a slew of non-fit gfs and I'm getting off that ride for good, it was hell.

Jeeze they literally said it was a misunderstanding, nobody's bringing coke

It's a meet of Alitans not a meet of 80s wall street yuppies.

No, I'm not, it's a miscommunication, no drugs. I'll have a black hoodie but don't know how many others could be dressed like that.

he's not bringing coke holy shit
this is what will happen: we meet up either outside Johnny Rocket by the ticket booth or just outside the theater itself then we go in and enjoy Alita in the spirit of camaraderie
he just described the bag as an identifier

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Is coke not popular in the US anymore?

I'm still an actual real gymcel, talking to girls requires thought power on the scale of a massive binary Plaskett Star.
Interesting. How the fuck does this even happen? I've indeed been super hype since seeing alita and went fucking ham with my training and tightened my dieting in the last few days.
Although undiagnosed, I fully believe (and I've been told) that I might be slightly bipolar.

coke is a massive waste of money
45 minutes of having an overbearing ego
woooo so fun.

Both the sugary carbonated beverage and stimulating powder have different stigmas attached to them. But yes, americans still like alot of both.

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Yes it's more about lifestyle than performance. If your gf/bf isn't quite as fit as you, that's still fine. I know some couples where one of them has an ebike, and the other has a regular bike, so they can still go on rides together.

fuck off Alitabro no one wants you here

baking a new thread

Almost everyone at the pizza place I worked at was a cokehead so it's not totally out of style

this film does not warrant this level of dedication holy shit please list your diagnosed mental disorders for my viewing pleasure thank you.

BREAD IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

My list:
-Have
-Sex

So did she just dump you after the movie or did you say shit about her eyes like that other guy? Or maybe she just looked over during the movie and noticed you watching Alita in a way you never looked at her.

Sounds about the same as here then. I was starting to think the UK is degenerate.

any phoenix fags? probably going to go again this week, still playing

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