What are you doing here user?

based just going to the beach guy

Isn't it adults posing as children online for this show?

Whyd you run up the hotel bill Hanson? I flew you out and paid for your hotel

>Have rope in your car
>Only possible conclusion is that you were going to murder the girl who invited you over to fuck

"Fuck you Hansen!"

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Hey, aren’t you Chris Hanson-
Oh oh spaghetti os.
(Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song starts playing)

The pedos make all the moves.

Yes, which is why the film and publicize it. The “offenders” haven’t committed an actual crime to be charged with.

Luring is a crime

Luring an adult larping as a teenager is a crime?

When I go meet cunnys, I always have my gun on me. Why hasn't somebody pulled and blown Hansen's head off?

Luring someone you believe to be a child is a crime

Because all pedos are betas.

Yah, nah. Not a law. It’s gross but it’s not illegal.

Topkek

you see the problem with that user is, I have the transcripts
pretty graphic stuff here. You said "Since you're only 13 I'd be a pretty big guy for you"

what did you mean by that?

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was wondering when you'll be going after discord trannies
thought I'd get the best answer by asking it here

Yeah that's why there's a 95% conviction rate from the show.

Getting caught was a part of my plan.
*whips out jetpack and flies away while free bird plays*

They get arrested on “traveling with intent of having sex with a minor” laws which were invented to make it easier to arrest people who haven’t actually don’t anything.

They're charged with luring. Look it up.

I just needed a place to eat my 'za. Do you want a slice?

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Because there were police nearby user

They've solicited a child for sex and proved intent. What do you mean they havent done anything?

i would bullrush hansen with my built physique

I was just on my way to the beach, if you must know. I only stopped in here because I smelled the lure of freshly bought chocolate chip cookies.

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These guys are retards, go on Instagram for a good Nut and it’s completely legal

>break law
>get convicted

NO IT DOESN'T COUNT

Or get a girlfriend your age like a normal person

They're home baked

Just wanted to tell her that it's dangerous to meet with strangers

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Remember they don't know that. I suppose people would now.

Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

Lmao I knew I was attracted to Lolis at 14 lad it’s normal for me

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME CHRIS
OOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOOOO

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Holy crap Lois this is almost as bad as the time I got caught by Chris Hansen!