Yo say 3 wishes lil white bois

"No"
*disappears*

1)Niggers are extinct
2)LGBTQQAII2+ are all eradicated immediately
3)Germany won WWII

I'll play devil's advocate
>>I wish that you could understand me perfectly
>that's wish 1
>>and nothing I say is left to interpretation
>wish number 2
>>I wish that all my wishes be granted to me as I envisioned them to be granted, not as you or anyone else.
>wish number 3, you get nothing

1. I want to be the supreme infallible leader of our planet forever
2. I want to be immortal
3. Most importantly give me down syndrome and pedophilia

1: I wish for your friendship and blessings
2: I wish to be the little girl
3: I wish everyone except me who has ever posted on Yea Forums dies in agony

>gets killed by the third wish
brainet!

>Wishing to be white when the age of the white man is over
Always late to the party huh?

1. I wish all jews ceased to exist
2. I wish all humans with 10% and more african black DNA creased to exist
3. I wish I could make any woman love me by saying the word CHINKNA in front of their face.

You shouldn't be browsing Yea Forums on your phone at school, if your middle School teacher finds out you'll be in big trouble mister

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Based incel

NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE

Clever. Making one wish bad so that the genie takes pity and doesnt monkey paw your ass.

I wish my microscopic white cock could please a woman the way BBC can.

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Being supreme leader is a hassle but it's not THAT bad.

>No more whitey
>Instead of gibsmedat, Overseer Chang got me picking motherfuckin rice in a damp ass field
Shiiieeeett

That's retarded, of course you're allowed to specify what you mean with the wish, but if you're going with that, then I'll counter with just adding which wish I'm wishing for before every wish.
>My first wish is
Instead of
>I wish for
If you're still going to move the goalpost, then I'll just reword it a little.
>My first wish is that you could understand me perfectly.
>My second wish is that my wishes be granted to me based on how I want them to be granted.
>My third wish is that at death's door, I return sane back to the moment before I made these wishes.

It was actually more of a 'spite mankind forever until they colonize space to get rid of me' kinda thing.

I throw black paint on you, give you cable to watch BBC and remove the possibility for you to watch sports dominated by white people.
I give you a dollar, I remove all the funds in your account so it can't aid you and transfer them to the white woman.
I kill you. You turn white.
I give you million wishes, but I wont grant them. I grant the second wish and demonstrate that by forcing your arm, I can make you stab yourself. The IQ test I force every single person on Earth to partake in to gauge their IQ is in Hebrew- you can guess the rest.
I grant you your first wish. I embrace you and call you my nigger. You die.
I grant them all.
I become your friend and wish you well. Because I'm your friend and don't want you to suffer from gender dysphoria, I don't grant the second wish but instead give you an account on Second Life with a little girl in there. I grant you your last wish, they die in their own time, maybe at old age.
You go deaf and blind, out of sight, out of mind. All humans with 10% or more black DNA get oiled up in coconut oil for the rest of their lives. The women love you like they love a child, calling you cute names and not taking you seriously.

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you ain't my nigga man

>I grant them all.
Hell yeah I knew my strategy would work.

you're still using 3 wishes and getting nothing

I wish for a 2D loli wife

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How come? All my wishes are encapsulated in one sentence without any "and" or "but" conjunctions. My first wish also nullifies any illiterate problems the genie might have, so no, it is genie proof.

you're using your 3 wishes on making your wishes genie proof

Oh, I thought you meant my first two wishes equaled three wishes. What I acquire with those three wishes is essentially immortality, it's Groundhog Day but my whole life is on repeat and the best thing? I can stop it whenever I grow bored of it, and at my last "cycle" I can wish for something bat shit insane and go out in a blaze of glory.

You essentially are permanently wishproof and can do w/e you want with subsequent repeats, so you could honestly just off yourself on the spot and start doing shenanigans right away.