This world is a vayyl. And the face you wear is NAAHT your own

This world is a vayyl. And the face you wear is NAAHT your own.

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Unironically what did he mean by this?

and time is NAHHT a flat soikol. only LARPAGANS think that way. DEY believ in REINKARNASHUN. Do u folks believ in REINKARNASHUN? No ye dont cuz ye not fahkin idiots!

Don’t know this actors name but he’s great in everything he’s in
>true detective
>boardwalk empire
>waco

Shae Wingham

what do you think the average pH of this lawn is Marty

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Shut the fuck up, Ray. You're a simple man, with simple thoughts.

YOU ARE STRANGER TO YOURSELF AND YET HE KNOWS YOU

now take off your mask

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Also Take Shelter,Skull island

I occasionally monologue my own gospel preaches to my imaginative followers. An excerpt of one of them:
>AND I SAY TO YOU, COME UNTO HITHER AND GIVE YOURSELVES TO THE LIGHT! WE ARE TRAVERSING THROUGH DARK TIMES AND IT IS NO EASY TASK TO STAND TALL, NO IT ISN'T! MMMHHMM! *I shake my finger* THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN, AND I'VE LISTENED! TOGETHER IN UNION WE WILL MARCH ONCE AGHAIN! ONCE AGAIN WE WIL LSTRIKE DOWN THE TYRANNYT OF THE DEVILL! OF THAT WICKED DECEIVEEER!! *I begin clawing the podium* WE WILL NOT BE STRUCK DOWN, FOR THE LORD WALKS WITH US! WE WILL NOT BE LED ASTRAY, THE WOLVES OF YORE WON'T STALK US ANYMORE! NO! LOOOORD IS HEERE! *I'm sweating and slamming the podium* HE WILL CAST OUT THE DEMONS! HE WIL LCAST OUT THE WICKEDNESS IN OUR HEAARTS! IN HIM WE PLACE OUR TRUST, NOT OUT OF FEAR BUT OUT OF LOOVEEE!!
How do you imagine your sermons to be like?

I'm an Anglo-Catholic, I couldn't be further from the tradition of low church, no-frills, emotional preaching and sermonising, but you really have to admire their use of language

>mfw have no face

Based Billy Lee spooked that two bit preacher

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AAAAAND WHEN YOU GET TO THOSE PEARLY GATES YOU WILL NOT GET TO BRING FRIENDS!

SAINT PETER WILL UNFURL THAT LIST OF RIGHTEOUS BELIEVERS AND SAYETH UNTO YOU “IT ONLY LISTS ME, MY MEN, DR. PAVEL HERE, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU! THE FIRST ONE TO REPENT GETS INTO ETERNAL PARADISE!”

Based and banepilled

Fargo too

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He was credited as "motherfucker" in a movie called driver with frank grillo

>didn't do a neat job, neither.

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The movie is called Wheelman, Grillo drives the preacher and another guy to rob a bank.

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I want to get into a position of power one day just to make the world's best banepost.

bump

I would watch a spin-off of him and Van Alden/George Muller in Boardwalk Empire

WHY MUST THERE ALWAYS BE PANDEMONIUM

YOUR SORROWS PIN YOU TO THIS PLACE

You got some idea what my wife's lawn is supposed to smell like?

AND YOU MIGHT ASK YOURSELF “WHY WOULD THE GOOD LORD PUNISH A RIGHTEOUS MAN, BEFORE ALLOWING HIM INTO THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN?” WELL THE LORD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS MY FRIENDS...