MIKE SAYS MEN SHOULDN'T GO TO MOVIES ALONE

He's saying that as if it isn't more awkward to see two dudes walk in like him and Rich to see Shazaam.

I'm down with it.

Single dudes make people nervous in this age of mass murder.

>Recommends Captain Marvel
>"Don't go see Shazam unless you have a girlfriend and/or children"
Mike has forsaken us

WHAT THE FUCK ITS ACTUALLY REAL
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO

You thought we were joking before?

Just don't look like a pedophile and you'll be fine

it's just safer for everyone

He is not wrong,show proof otherwise

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He's right.

Going to the movies alone is unironically pretty embarassing

They also call out people for clapping in the theater.

I think it may be a joke. A foreign concept in these times, I know.

this cant be fucking real it has to be a joke
i dont want to watch in case its real
please tell me this thread is just a LARP
i cant patreon them anymore if they
i
fucking hell this is so bad please tell me its a joke

Hi Susan

IM DYING LAUREN

>I think
But you are not sure? In these times, there are people who would say that completely seriously.

Hasn’t going to the cinema alone always been considered sad and pathetic? Why don’t you just go with your gf instead?

it's real

It's ok. I don't go to the pictures so I don't care

Damn. And here I thought going to the movie theater was a normal way to de-stress or wait out traffic by yourself

It's not normal for people to go alone to the theater anyways

He was saying that about children movies, because SHAZAM IS A MOVIE FOR CHILDREN

Welp who are our new guys?

GOOD white incel genocide when

Robert is Mikes new BVLL and is putting these ideas in his head.

Yea Forums basement dwellers BTFO

Honestly, he's got a point. There's no shame in watching something decent alone, but capeshit? You really are better off staying home.

>mommy, who are those three men in the front?
>what three men?
>the fat guy, the bearded guy, and the guy that looks like uncle Joe who isn't allowed to visit anymore after making me play those games in the shower

Zoomer/10

You'd be amazed. For some people neck fat is the first place it develops and the last place it's lost from. I've lost almost 40lbs in the last eight months and every part of me looks better except my neck.

Mike really sounds like a Boomer who just discovered 4channel and became redpilled in this episode. He still lacks the self-awareness to tone it down.

But Mike did went to see it and also enjoyed it. It's more ok because Jay was sitting next to him?

can you imagine going to SHAZAM(tv) without a friend? fuckign crin ge

because they're movie reviewers on youtube and technically it's their job

I farted and shitted at the same time it felt really good but made a big mess.

He still enjoyed it.

Shazam is literally a movie for little kids so seeing a grown ass bearded man alone in the theater is weird

The stigma of going to movies alone is purely a wypipo thing. Asians do it all the time, even Asian women see movies alone

Based, smear it all over the walls now.

mike and susan dropped tons of references throughout the years that makes me think they or someone they know went here at some time, but it could be memes overlapping to other sites during time (when they become uncool)

Has Mike been getting more openly anti-SJW lately? It's always him bringing up those talking points. How long until Third Reich Mike actually becomes a thing?

So? The fucker liked captain toe cheese, he doesn't know what he's saying 90% of the time.

What's wrong with his face?

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If you go to a movie alone, at least don't be a fat fuck neckbeard fedoralord

confirmed for have never ever spoken to another human being, let alone a child

you're only allowed to go to movies alone if you're 6'2+ lift regularly and aren't facially disfigured.

not all of us are lucky enough to have a elfen midwestern twink power bottom like jay to go watch children's movies with, to avoid paying that pesky singletons tax.

I can't help that I look like a pedophile, I asked my mum to cut my hair like the Goose in BR2049 and she fucked it right up >:(

Search the archives for Mike's old forum posts on Tina Fey.

a child wouldn't give a shit about other people in the theater

I'd be too embarrassed to go to s Capeshit flick alone. That'd almost be as bad as going alone to an animated children movie

I went with my mum but I never go see movies alone anymore last one was cars 2 and hangover 3 both I walked out on
Would rather just watch it all at home

Incel mass suicide when?

Michael "Mike" Stoklasa, also known as "Third Reich" Mike[1], Mike "The Nigger Grave Digger" Stoklasa[2], and Mike "the Milwaukee Mulatto Murderer" Stoklasa[3], is a prolific member of the Wisconsin cinephile and white supremacist communities. He is best known for his Plinkett Reviews, in which he humorously critiques films such as Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace[3] and Triumph of the Will[4].
>Though never convicted of any crime, the Milwaukee Police Department considers Stoklasa a person of interest in connection to a series of lynchings between 1996-97.[26] Stoklasa has vehemently denied his involvement in the crimes. "No, I was absolutely not involved in those [pause] tragedies. I find it disgusting that you would accuse me of such a thing merely because of my political and social values. If my testimony is not enough, my business partners Jay Bauman and Dolf Herrman can vouch for me. I offer my condolences to the families of the victims,"[27] Stoklasa said in court when questioned about the lynchings by state prosecutor William Carpenter.
>After Stoklasa was found innocent, Carpenter told reporters that the trial was a "travesty to justice" and called Herrman "hardly a character witness, having served a sentence at a state prison for racially charged assault and vandalism."[29]

He also has dealings with the Wisconsin White Brotherhood, run by one Jay Bauman, they operate a drug trafficking ring heading by Rich Evans who breaks into rival gangs' warehouses at night and burns them down due to his poor fire safety record.
>Stoklasa has gone by several aliases and nicknames. They include: "Third Reich" Mike, Mike "The Nigger Grave Digger" Stoklasa[41], Mike "The Milwaukee Mulatto Murderer" Stoklasa, "Going Rambo on Sambo" Stoklasa[42], Mike "Impugn the Coon" Stoklasa, "Myklon B" Stoklasa[43], Mike "Minority Deport" Stoklasa, Mike "Senegal Wrecking Ball" Stoklasa[44], Mike "The Spook Nuke" Stoklasa, "Peekaboo, Jiggaboo!" Stoklasa[45], Mike "The Quaking Quadroon Quasher" Stoklasa, "1941: A Race Odyssey" Stoklasa, "Sambo Saboteur" Stoklasa, "The One Man Klan"[46], "Eschew the Jew" Stoklasa, "Catch Me If You Klan" Stoklasa and Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa.[47] It is unknown at this time whether he has gone by any other names.

I FUCKING HATE YOU
FUUUUCCCKK YOUUUU JEEEWWWW

>Single people should be rounded up and put into concentration camps
That was a little weird for him to say

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>imagine bringing your kids to see Shazam
>next to your little girl an overweight sweaty neckbeard with a superman tshirt
>he smells cheetos and cant stop talking to himself
I would be fucking mad.

Misrepresenting, he said grown man watching capeshit, not movies.

Based everytime i see a lone male in the theater i think hes about ot shoot up the place

>just because I never had sex I shouldn't even be allowed to watch movies alone in the theatre
One of these days

I've started going to the pictures alone this year and it's surprisingly nice, I get to watch some cool films on a big screen with nice surround sound, with popcorn as an added bonus. Tell me what's wrong with that.

I like my internet buddies just as much as anyone, but they actually like those shitty retarded capeshit flicks which is ridicilous.
Fuck them.

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>If you go to a movie alone, at least don't be a fat fuck neckbeard fedoralord
I'm not fat
I'm shaved clean, no beard whatsoever
I bath regularly and smell nice
I'm a 40 year old virgin
Can I go mister?? Please?

NO FUCK YOU I DONT NEED YOUR PERMISSION I WILL GO AND YOU CANT FUCKING STOP ME FAGGOT
FUCK YOUR SOCIETY

>Aliens writing human dialogue

It's fucking real
Mike confirmed for faggot jew

>I'm a 40 year old virgin

Embarrassing.

This.
Mutts are retarded. You bully the losers too fucking much and then wonder whey they go crazy and shoot up everything. And then your monkey brains come up with the idea that you should bully them more...

>Embarrassing
Yeah, so?
Why am I not allowed to watch movies alone in theaters??
The day a no singles policy is effective at my place I won't have responsibility for whatever happens

Holy cringe

Gamers shall be oppressed no longer. Preach it, brother.

>that glorious feel of not being american
I went to see TDKR on my own with my backpack in a crowded theater the day after the shooting and no one gave a fuck.

Watched it on stream with russian text as if I'd go outside to a theatre at all letalone for a superhero movie LoL

It's time to rise up against RLM!

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>the first thing fat beta neckbeard does after getting popularity is shitting on other fat beta neckbeards
Why betas are such horrible hypocrite faggots? It's pretty common theme for them to betray their kind at first possiblity to look cool

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If you are are not a fat neckbeard fedoralord, why do you seem so pissed ?

>David F. Sandburg retweeted the episode

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>gamer
Fuck off, I'm a 40 year old virgin from /g/ and I don't play video games

what shitty opinions these guys have. honestly can't believe most of you even pay them.

*appears in RLM video*

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it's known that he watches RLM

Yet again, the gamer is shunned by even his fellow virgins. This is why we live in a society.

Because a fat jew fag wants to keep me out of theaters because I'm virgin
Mike is my enemy now, I hate him

So you just build supercomputers but don't play games on them what's the point

/thread

Gay

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>Mike beta neckbeard
Mike was never a beta neckbeard he was a nerdy chad

It's a shame that this fucking testosterone void is in some of the videos because it makes them instant skips.

Because programming and reading data structures and algorithms is more fun
Also I try to stay away from the computer for as long as I can and take long walks
Games are completely shit during the last decade, perhaps more

All capeshit is meant for children, what Makes Shazam any different than a Marvel movie

ugh.... RLM is really drinking the alt-right koolaid. making fun of "woke" women? that's what incels do.

Why i'm not surprised that you would skip thing that lack testosterone you faggot.

Congrats, dipshit, you figured out the joke.

The joke aside though, it IS embarrassing for a grown man to watch a movie by himself in a theater, much less a children's superhero film. You should be ashamed and the fact that you get angry about that just proves that deep down you know you're a fucking loser and everyone is judging you.

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Capeshit is meant for children but lately marvel stuff try disguise as adult movies, Shazam doesnt do that, This is why its good.

yikes

I don't understand. I love to go to the movies alone. How is it a social activity? You don't fucking talk.

we should become encels. enforced celibacy

oof

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Yeah, right.

F

anybody have that gif of that foot fetish thing mike did

Because going with normies lets you have riveting conversations like
>omg that was sooo good it was so funny
>dude, the part where [scene happened], but then [character] was like [action], that was awesome
>that was a really good movie I liked it a lot so good

One of my friends asked me to see infinity wars last year, i said i wasnt interrested in that and dont care about the mcu. This year he asked me for Captain SJW, i laughed and said no but asked him why he dont go see them alone anyway because i do that often myself. He told me its not fun alone.
Apparently some people cant picture themselves alone in a theather, probably by shame or something.

you guys don't actually go to the cinemas alone, right?

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Oh hi josh, how's that söymilk?

He's not wrong.

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because going to a capeshit movie alone is fucking boring you fucking autist. why don't you fucking go anyway lmao? even if the movie sucks you can still have fun with your friend...you fucking cuck

>Jay miffed they outed the fat kid as gay

I go to the movies alone all the time and I also see people going alone all the time. Fuck off Mike you fat fuck.

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CHADZAM CONFIRMED! DISNEY BTFO

>Hasn’t going to the cinema alone always been considered sad and pathetic? Why don’t you just go with your gf instead?

Yes going to the cinema alone was never acceptable, for people without a gf you could always see movies with your friends.

Because it’s a mindset.

>socially stunted zipperheads with decades of sexual repression have no problem going to the movies alone!
oh man that makes it all okay

Venting anti-sjw-isms to a closet case. Classic Mike.

All capeshit is for children and unless you have a smoking hot girlfriend who insists on seeing it youre an embarrassment for watching any of these films in the theatres

Im tired of capeshit in general and i dont care about the MCU fate since ultron, i just like independant story sometimes, i saw BP with my friend because i wanted know how it would be handled.
>because going to a capeshit movie alone is fucking boring you fucking autist.
No, i saw Logan alone and it was great.

who cares what this reddit e celeb thinks

>The stigma of going to movies alone is purely a wypipo thing.
If so then wypipo got it right.

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Mike is actually rail thin now and has to wear a fat suit and special latex makeup to continue his character who is fat.

>it IS embarrassing for a grown man to watch a movie by himself in a theater
It's not really, though. And it's such a fucking small thing to get worked up about lol

>a smoking hot girlfriend who insists on seeing it
I wish i had a hot gf with the mind of a 12yo boy

how do you have fun with a friend in a loud theater where the point is to pay attention what is on screen? you must be a chick

>Captain Marvel review: 1.2 million views
>Shazam review: 74 thousand views
DC BTFO yet again

>rosties and chads are THIS dumb

Get fucked, most of us incels have lonely single moms we can bring to the movies with us and break the anti-incel act.Good try tho.

>most of us incels have lonely single moms
this is true

my girlfriend and I watched Captain Marvel in an empty theater expect for 1 random dude by himself.

He left half-way through the movie. I imagine out of embarrassment.

Dropped. Fuck RLM

>95563▶ >>
Hack Fraud Media is better.

Or maybe because the movie was trash

You're from /g/uro? That's a bit of a weird fetish to have, but I guess it'd be wrong to discriminate against a fellow Gamer™.

>reddit letter media
Go back

>/g/uro
Now that brings back memories? Why was it deleted anyway? I know that /l/ was deleted because people started posting real CP in there and not just loli but why guro?

>Forcing your mom to take you to watch Capeshit
Jesus Christ

>why would the murder porn board be deleted?
I wonder.

We saw all the Resident Evil movies together, capeshit is nothing for her

I wonder how long till he shows up to meet them, and they latch on to him like ticks to get to the big time?

it became Investigation Discovery

>why don't you fucking go anyway lmao?
yeah, it doesn't matter if you don't want to see the movie, just give Disney your money already

But it was for 2D or did people start posting real stuff too.

>tfw have a beard
>tfw went alone

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People kept contacting moot's hosting services and he kept getting in trouble about it so he banned guro and loli.

or because they dont have a mule to carry in their beans for a snack.

Of course. The same thing that happened to /l/ happened to classic /g/. Though if the mods weren't so lazy about deleting it and moot didn't pussy out, those boards would still exist.
This type of thing always happens when bringing up 2D shit. Some retard ends up thinking the topic includes the real shit and starts spamming it. Then the community either solves the problem or disappears.

We need more falcons on guard duty in and around theatre's...

AND FIND MORE ROBERTS FOR POPCORN WATCH FFS

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THEY'RE *****DRAWINGS****** OF LITTLE GIRLS DAD, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

I don't think he would have said the same thing if it was an art movie.

I can’t tell who’s being legitimate about hating RLM now and who’s being facetious because Mike made a tongue-in-cheek comment about going to see a superhero movie for kids alone. You retards realize they’re two grown men in their 40s going to see a superhero movie for kids too, right?

>they’re two grown men in their 40s
What are you talking about? Jay looks like he's 20

Don't disparage yourself, bud. The fact that you're self-conscious means your probably far from being creepy. It's those who lack self-awareness that are usually the creepy ones. Also, there is nothing wrong with a beard unless it's patchy or unkempt.

Jay’s 39. I’m 20.

Terror attacks happen in yurope too.

>Incels using logic ever

wtf I love red normie media now

You're 60. I'm 10

Why watch the movie when you could watch the crowd
God bless

>40 year old virgin
kek, kys

>he fell for the ironic e-celeb outrage meme

He’s right and I don’t even like these fucks

I can smell you

Now that you mentioned it, 2012 Jay looked like 16yo kissless permavirgin, and he was 32.

You’re paying them? Haha faggot shill

o-ok...

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fucking this

>Though if the mods weren't so lazy about deleting it
Somethings never chance.

>40 year old virgin
How? How does this even happen?

Same

>inb4 115 replies

first movie i ever went to see by myself was TLJ
it was actually a really comfy experience, shitty movie aside

>testosterone void

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calm down dude youre stressin me out bro

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I still get what you autists see in this gif. He obviously is just sitting up. Do you think he was making a move? She was already leaning against him

At least that means there is hope for some of us.

I watched the second movie of The Hobbit trilogy by myself.How old am I?

>Just Stay Home.

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they probably bitterly hate him since he made it to the big time from being a youtuber; and they hilariously failed

yes, thats what he explicitly states in the review, he went with a friend.

As soon as he said this, I knew someone on Yea Forums would make a thread about it.

Its going to see an obvious kids movie for $13 dollars when you can watch it home for the same if not better experience and not look like a manchild. I go see artsy movies by myself all the time and dont feel any shame.

32

What a about lonly woman? Should they stay home as well or just men?

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>How? How does this even happen?
High enough IQ to surpass instincts, you wouldn't understand.

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21 yo virgin

What if I’m 19 with a clean shaven face and I got to the movies alone?

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Lone women should not be allowed to go. If they come with a friend, they will have to go to the separate women's theatre to watch.

At least men who go alone don't leave their sex toys behind.

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She should stay at home on my lap.

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How does such obvious bait garner these many unironic replies?
How low can the standards for shit like this still get?
Is this the whole board or is it because of the e-celeb + capeshit + incel combo?

Its okay if you are not seeing kids movie
Lonely women should go to the theater alone then talk with me after ;_;

Depends what movie

>both thinking about RICH EVANS
based

Underrated

fuck liberal fucking CUNTS

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C'mon man, what is wrong with going to the theatre alone' im not talking about some stupid fucking superhero movie either. Stop being a little insecure bitch and actually giving a fuck what other people think

You also shouldn't go out to eat alone. I mean how embarrassing. Just stay home and eat crackers if you don't have friends or gf.

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Ew

It’s not about what other people think it’s unusual and screams incel. It’s like mini golfing alone, it’s an activity you bring your gf or your kids to ya fucking loser.

he's tolerable enough. but, IF HE FUCKING SHAVES HIS FUCKING BEARD, then it's literally impossible to watch a video with him. he looks like a fucking ghoul.

not as much as your digits

>have friend
>have girlfriend
>go out plenty
>girlfriend cheats on me with friend
>have no girlfriend and no friend

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this is not gay, this is just real friendship between two men

If the friend that you used to go to the movies with dies stay home, and what ever you do don't go to the sematary to visit him alone. I mean how creepy can you get?

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he's probably speaking from his experience. he was probably offered a visit to strip club many times but said "that's not his thing"

Simple, just never have friends

Or sex your friends

I read that as "packs up the tombstone" and didn't get it.

Yesterday I went alone to the gym, then walked alone home (where I live alone in a family sized apartment), washed and prepared, and went alone to watch Shazam!. After I watched that I went to have a late dinner in a restaurant in the mall where the cinema is, alone. I had desert too, despite it being nearly midnight. I went home, jerked off (alone) and went to bed. Alone.

The movie was alright, its that honest and genuine camp, not the tryhard WE SO FANNI camp. I recommend it.

I saw Shazam alone and didn't give a fuck, if watching tv alone isn't weird then neither is this

>desert
dumb ass
now i don't believe anything you wrote

Based and solitudepilled.

If your wife passes away don't go out for lunch alone or bring your dead wifes photo with you and look at it while eating your meal you creepy old man. Just stay home.

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i'm literally drinking myself to sleep every night while rewatching botw

it is the happiest part of my day

He's over 40 and his best friend is Rich Evans

Sounds comfy.

BASED MIKE
BASED RLM

But what if a sequel came out to a series i really like and none of my friends or family are intrested im not supposed to go? You're a fucking faggot

i rewatch botw all the time. it's on a playlist on my other monitor, but only sometimes do i have the volume up
drinking right now

>Watching Capeshit
>Watching Capeshit alone

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>How does such obvious bait garner these many unironic replies?
>bait
Why would I bait for being a 40 year old virgin?
I'm actually 39 and some months but still
No, I'm a real 40 year virgin, my life sucks and I'm the greatest loser you will never meet
Going in the cinema alone is my only enjoyment in life
And you want to take this from me?
Why??
I never hurt anyone except myself so fuck off
Push me more over the edge and I don't know what's going to happen

botw = Best of the worst?
If yes, how can you watch any of these more than once?

That includes people who say "desu"

At what age do you get enough mana to cast fireballs?

this

Whoah bro that's pretty sexist

>Being insecure

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>Yuengling
A true patriot. F

If you don't have friends don't go to your local swimming pool in the summer. Just stay home.

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i know most of older episodes by heart

>mana
Why do you automatically assume I play video games?
I hate video game, especially rpg games, I haven't played a game seriously (booting doom or quake for a quick single player doesn't count) in 10 years

I don't see why you would care about other people's opinions if you want to see something alone, then see it. I've never been to the cinema alone but I saw a concert alone because I really wanted to see a band and I knew if I brought anyone they wouldn't enjoy them as much as I did.

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>holocaust
I don't get the joke. It's funny because it happened?

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>rpg games,
>role playing games games

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>a random guy tell his opnion in something
Why should I care? I never went to a movie alone but I don't think it matters at all.

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>role playing game games

This thread appears right when I was accepting it was ok to go to the movies alone and already had everything planned, I guess I'll keep waiting for them to come on piratebay then.

Actually I don't vote or go to the beach because I don't believe I have this right as a virgin
But movies in cinema?
Why do you want to take this for me?
Why?
I don't watch capeshit, either dc or mcu, but still, on principle, why should I not be allowed to watch even capeshit alone?
So fuck you Mike you fat jew

Imagine the smell

imagine watching 161 30+ minute videos of other men taking about film

Don't listen to the fat jew feminist shill and go alone

samefag

That's how much I hate role-playing games
Also, fuck open world games, fucking awful

>he doesn't know about the t bh filter
fuck off newfag

Underage b&?

Fuck 'em. Go anyway. Do whatever the fuck you want and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

This is correct.

Wow genius, of course I'm the same poster, I never hided it

okay
but i've done it three times along with any other episodes i felt like rewatching

Based fatass.

>253 replies
>Nobody has posted the official Yea Forums "How to go to the movies alone" photo yet

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Mana, in reference to the 30 year old virgin wizardry meme. If you've been on Yea Forums for more than a year you have no excuse.

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This quote was more meaningful before he killed himself alone in his mansion, his family having left him.

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I know the wizard meme
My IRC handle in my local channel was wizard
I report no magic powers
But "mana" is a video game, rpg term and I'm not a gamer

2019 and still watching in a theater, and actually paying Hollyjew for the privilege.

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I recently watched some episodes on youtube and tbqh with you familiaro, I fucking hate that fat guy.

Mike seems to be a based incel though, probably would have killed himself a long time ago if it weren't for that youtube fame

he was jerking off and everybody is too embarrassed to admit it. he was a kid entertainer too, they can't have that be known. that's why michael jackson died of doctor malpractice instead of getting too high

Mike is the fat guy. Jay is the incel.

>Don't listen to the fat jew feminist shill
No goy, you must become a male feminist and take your blue haired feminist girl friend (who will never have sex with you) to see Ghostbusters 2016.

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Stop lying about having friends

So gay

I can understand maybe rewatching the Plinkett reviews, but I don't know about "best of the worst"...

Don't go out for a Holiday dinner alone. Just buy this meal that was made with you in mind, and stay home.

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>holiday turkey dinner for one
>only available for thanksgiving
SO CALL IT THANKSGIVING

>implying he wasn't talking about t b h
stop using niggertwitterspeak

>tfw can overpower this woman easily
women are so weak lol

Mike's hair is becoming thick again and his coverage zone is increasing. Jay finally started sharing his finasteride.

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Jesus fucking christ, clown fucking the world

Last time I took a woman to the cinema was to watch La La Land because she wanted it
Big mistake, she's was making fun of me behind my back

>implying i don't go out and make couples as uncomfortable as possible
I've ruined literally dozens of people's holidays by going out and being an obnoxious prick.

There's nothing wrong with being alone, the real problem is that if you're alone you're either not trying or just a very unappealing person to be around physically or personality wise.

And stop posting your eceleb trash here.

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Teach us how to eat pizza alone the right way, user.

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Mike should get plugs.

He's disgusting
I despised him for what he did to starwars and for his awful fagbase
But now I fucking hate him for what he said

Yeah, you are... Why pretend otherwise?

Don't you fucking contradict me incel, stop interacting with me.

Not everyone is a loser like you you cunt

Let me guess, they hate the movie?

I eat alone all the time
My God, some of you fags are so insecure that you are making me look like a chad

unironically alcoholism

He knew he was in the summit of no going back. Sadly Rich had no such luck.

they say it is their favorite super hero movie made in the 10 years

I don't care about their opinion but since it's not Disney or MCU they probably hate it
They are insufferable faggot disney shills
They have to be Jews

Do any of these guys have drug/alcohol problems?

Yea Forums just likes to meme about it, in the real world no one gives a shit.

*last 10 years

Mike is addicted to opiates.

this

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Jay has been battling off a crack addiction for the last 17 years. He gets his first chip this upcoming october, hopefully he won't relapse again.

Kek

This is neat, specially since they were such assholes to him over the whole Anabelle contest shit he had no blame in.

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it's SUMMER
FUCKING FROG

>They're bugmen who only care about the collective
>They're antisocial and can't stand company
>
sweatingmanwithbuttons.jpg

I'm in south africa

Aren't they banned from reddit /movies/ after their captain marvel review?

I chuckled

>I like Sheri O Terri a lot
Confirmed God-tier taste SIMMA DA NA

reminds me of this gem
twitter.com/JayBauman1/status/798551697794678784

kek, really?

>Myklon B
FUCKING KEK

i almost miss forums

Too little too late, Mike can't run from his destiny.

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Someone

Yep, not outright but their content is quietly removed now. Normally it would stay on their frontpage for a while after every new review.

I do, but you have to give me a like first.

>relapse
prolapse

It doesnt matter anymore. I hate being black
I swear to god, the one chance at life we have is a fucking lottery and I lost.

Imagine being branded as a fucking world problem, lowest damn race and shit teir ghetto poverty bound low-life black swine.

I cant fathom how I self-hate so much and it all started when i was still in hs. I watched LITERALLY WATCHED as all my spanish and white friends slowly one by one got a gf, had sex and escaped the friendzone and virgin trinity.

I tried to ignore this, did positive work, became school president, now going to college trying to start a company.

All that means nothing, IVE BEEN IGNORING WHAT REALLY MATTERS SEX, WOMEN, IM TIRED OF BEING A FUCKING VIRGIN

WHY CANT I FUCKING HAVE LOVE. I HATE MYSELF, ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR.

"Youre good looking bro", yeah when youre white, spanish, literally any other race girls will come to you faster than being a black monkey.

How can I stay positive KNOWING THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE TO HAVE SEX IS BEING WASTED AS I TYPE THIS.

Girls use me, every last one i tried to get with used me.

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Jay you're a manlet fuck off you angry fag

I saw The Martian by myself after moving to a new town. I thought it was horribly embarrassing, especially when I had to tell the guy and his gf next to me to be quiet. Going to a children's action film, that would be even more awkward. Unless it's arthouse or a showing of a classic movie, I never want to go alone again

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Someone post Mike's trample fetish vid

>patreon
Fucking hell

My God you are insecure, even if you had sex you are still a virgin

Its a disgrace, isnt it.

april fools is long gone, user

>Actually telling people to shut up instead of seethe silently like a cuck.

Nah bruh, u is a secret chad.

Is seeing Scorsese's Silence alone pitiful? That's the last time I went to a contemporary multiplex movie alone.

I don't think that's a problem, seeing films like that alone. All that signals is that you couldn't find anyone also interested in the movie. I watched a showing of Ran alone, no way was I gonna convince anyone to watch that with me.

I saw it in a basicaly empty teathre because the old couple that was there in me function left basicaly at the beggining.

I almost went insane, it was a kino experience.

Now that I think about, the theatre was also fairly empty and there were other people alone there too.