See a thread about a movie i know nothing about

I'm from Australia and wouldn't employ any of these strategies because there's no art to them. they could be copypasted anywhere

>enter thread
>reply to all the lowest effort shitposts with “based”

>get btfo in an argument
>start pacing around my room chanting kill all niggers

I do this too

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are you me?

HOOOOONK

>see the color yellow anywhere
>"sneed"
>close tab

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>see thread
>post my opinion
>refresh it for 10 minutes
>when no one replies close tab
>do this repeatedly for 10 hours a day

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based

Kek I do the same

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>not american
>see pro-trump post
>reply with anti-trump
>see anti-trump post
>reply with pro-trump
>stoke the fires and make them hate each other
I'm literally a foreign agent meddling in the election

>see funny anonymous image board website
>check it out and start posting and masturbating
>do this every day for 10 years

I seriously hope you guys dont do this

This summarizes all of /pol/ perfectly even though there’s flags.

11 years actually

I tunnel, but not through the ground

I tunnel through the psyche of my enemies finding weak spots and out pacing them in this chess board we call life

do not dance with me

sneed

I am what many people choose to refer to as a "shitposter"

>reply to post with “oof and yikespilled”

>user argues with me
>flirt with him to derail argument

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13 years

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He cute

>see a pro-trump opinion
>call them incel, losers, magatards etc

>see an anti-trump opinion
>call them fags, soibois, bugmen, trannies etc

>Long thread
>post poopoo copypasta while I’m taking a shit IRL

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>Post NPC Grug on Yea Forums saying “Popular game bad”
>watch the (you) counter go up up up up up

COPE

12

I don't even feel guilty everyone else spends the same amount of time facebook and youtube

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rebbit has arrived

>open thread
>wanna express my opinion
>can't put my feelings into words
>10min trying to form a sentence
>give up and close thread or thread get archived

such is life

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why you no can form sentence?

i'm bad with expressing myself in general and here i have to do that in english which is not my native tongue

sounds niggerly

>see a thread that I can make a good segue out of
>remind everyone in the thread that there are
>only 53 days until Godzilla: King of the Monsters

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how ?

I unironically miss being able to say hello r*ddit

The reddit filter is pretty weird, sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.

this, i think it matters on the length of your reply. like you can't say "reddit" if that is the only thing in the text, but the filter doesn't care if it's part of a large response

reddit

You can't say the full phrase "Go back 2(to) reddit" without it being filtered either

wow this guy disproved what i said, very nice

this is true, i just tried it

saying "hi redd*t" or some variation cant be posted 'cause the system thinks its spam

>Say what I actually believe
>Append ", sweetie" to the end of the post

based

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Back to sneedit

>not that user but...
>am that user

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And you people wonder why we are vilified by the rest of the website.
We can't ever just talk about movies can we? We gotta shitpost ourselves into comas

>we
first day astro-turfing?

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>accused of samefagging
>screencap there post and use inspect element to change the (You)s

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all of us use reddit just admit it

I have nothing to add to the thread.

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>make a genuinely funny greentext
>intentionally don't include a picture with my post
>retarded anons don't read pictureless posts
>reddit0rs looking for gold don't steal pictureless screencaps

>Yea Forums x
>do this
>pretend to be the op

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Reddit: The Movie is Ready Player One.

>See an off topic thread
>Report to jannies
>Wait patiently for 404

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>Thread about any horror film
>basedhorror4.0.jpg

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>wanting to talk about the latest piece of hollyjew propaganda
Eww

>"not that user, but..."
>actually am that user

> Scroll through catalog
> Click topic at random
> Reply “Idris Elba”
> Quickly solve captcha with barely contained giddiness