>mom asks me if I want her to buy me sour patch kids at the grocery store
>tell her to fuck off
Times you acted like the Joker
Daniel Perez
Sebastian Cox
despite being only 13%
Gabriel Hughes
>gf asked me to cum inside her
>didnt
Thomas Moore
i just cant enjoy Yea Forums nowadays can i
Eli Wood
Joker would NEVER be rude to his mom. She's all he has left.
Carter Russell
>my boss tells me I deserve a raise
>quit the job
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH DIDN'T EXPECT THAT DID YA YOU OLD FART
Isaiah Jenkins
>get a gun
>shoot niggers and spics
HAHAHAHAHA IM CRAAAAZY
William Morales
I know you shills have worked really hard studying these memes and all, but still fuck off
Hudson Collins
>too lazy to go to the bathroom
>fall for the pissbottles meme
>about 10 minutes later drink it
>realize what i did
>do it again because it was funny
i used to think my life was a tragedy, but now i realize it's a comedy
Hudson Gonzalez
pol might actually be worse than r9k
Anthony Hill
>Don't get along with my manager
>Tells me not to transfer to the plant close her house
>Applied and got the transfer
Lucas Kelly
Pfft. You kidding me? We're men who can't get sex. As fat as Women and normalshit men care, we can turn to stone
Andrew Carter
I made a piece of political art while I was unwell and it became quite popular.
Alexander Sanders
>didnt shit for almost a week
>eat at some restaurant I wont ever come back to
>cant hold it in any more
>go to washroom and take the biggest shit ever
>the log was so long and thick, it was literally poking out of the toilet bowl
>wouldnt flush down all the way
>I had to make sure no one else was around to witness me leave that toilet stall
Something something society
Asher Brooks
How can one twink be so based?
Carson Thompson
>shit inside a condom
>keep the shit stored under my bed
>occasionally take them out to kiss and smell
>upload my shit collection
i use to think my shit stank but now i know its a society
Charles Myers
>Wife tells me to stop farting during the movie
>Do it again
Nothing can stop me
Caleb James
i wash my hands BEFORE i take my dick out for a piss
honk honk
Anthony Cox
>go into an elevator
>hear people coming closer in the hallway
>spam the button that closes the elevator door
>the faggots dont have time to come in
Anthony King
>go to doctor for checkup
>doctor asks if I’m having sex
>”yes”
>never once lost my virginity
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Colton Rogers
one day friend was over
he asks me where i live
i realized i lived in a society
now i really think im the joker, anyone else feel the same?
Adam Scott
>shop at walmart
>self checkout register asks if I want to donate to charity
>press No
Carter Williams
>wake up
>sit at computer for an hour
>go back to bed because im bored
HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANT
Oliver Cook
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Brandon Smith
You faggots don't know anything
>be me
>living in a country
>in a society
You know nothing of pain
Juan White
I once ran and fell down, so I can totally relate to this new Joker.
Nathaniel Scott
>have to go for a prostate exam
>have a big shit in my pants and let it dry beforehand
>turns out i have cancer and will die
>haha
Colton Taylor
>confess to girl I like in highschool
>she rejects me
NOW LOOK AT ME! IM THE CLOWN PRINCE OF CRIME! SMOKE GANGWEED AND RISE UP MY FELLOW DICKS! HHAJHAHAHAHAHSH
Jonathan Lopez
I wore a Christmas paper hat.
Jonathan Davis
I took a ride in a privately hired light aircraft.
Kevin Adams
Marvel is better
Andrew Anderson
Based
Noah Johnson
>class is boring
>start masturbating in class to the chick in front of me with the fat ass
>no one caught me
Isaac Perry
>dog scratches at the door to go out and poop
>laugh at dog
>dog shits in my laundry room
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dominic Gutierrez
Very high energy
Cooper Nguyen
>one thing
>i don't know why
>it doesn't even matter how hard you try
>crawling in my skin
>living in a society
>cut my life into pieces
>just fuck my shit up
>this is my last resort
Jeremiah Jenkins
>force wagies to make weird small talk with me
>ask them how old they are
>ask them where they grew up
>they are too timid to tell me to go away
good times
Nathaniel Williams
Have sex
Josiah Collins
>send pictures of cute anime girls sometimes to my equally weeaboo sister
>mix in pictures of traps every once in a while
I wonder when she's going to realize desu
Christopher Kelly
>Meet girl on okc
>She’s day
>Fuck her
>Fuck her a few more times
>Get drunk and confess my “feelings for her I don’t actually like her like that at ALL I was just saying it because
>She says she’s happy for the first time in a while
>Dump her the next day over text and block number
Bentley James
Based
Easton Powell
>Mom asks me to put the laundry from the washer into the dryer
>Move the laundry and turn it on, but don't put in a dryer sheet
CUZ I'M IN TOO DEEP
Joshua Cook
>go to Starbucks
>tell them name is spelled Kris with a “K”
>Name is actually spelled with a “Ch”
Dumb bitch had no idea
Dylan Clark
Too close, user
Jack Brooks
>actually engage with phone solicitor because of crushing loneliness
>tell her she sounds pretty
>*click*
SMILE, THOUGH YOUR HEART IS BREAKING
Liam Gomez
>get qt girl number
>tell her im gonna call her
>i dont due to ansiety
LOCK ME UP AND TROW AWAY THE KEY
Robert Young
>Go into new thread
>Post "have sex" and leave
>Am a virgin
Julian Turner
>go on date with tinder girl
>pretend to be emotionally vulnerable
>text them "I had a great time" and "I feel happy for once" and other shit dumb shit like that
>block them the next day
ROCK AND ROLL NIGGER
Landon Morgan
Absolute comedy!
Joshua Powell
>sign next to coke machine says no refills
>refill anyway
DARKNESS, IMPRISONING ME
Zachary Morris
>turned 30 and still a hugless kissless virgin
Jason Myers
>be me
>using the elevator
>the doors are closing and a guy actually sticks his hand in the door and stops it from closing
>then he gets in the elevator
>tell him that I was using the elevator first
>he says that we can both use it at the same time
>we're in a tall building so I just press as many floor buttons as I can and get out of the elevator
HEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aaron Powell
Literally me