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>gaystarnews

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She's fucking 8 years old. She SHOULD NOT KNOW what her sexual orientation is.

>Simpsons
Negative amount of fucks was given

Chuck Sneedson is 'possibly feedsexual and seedamorous', says Sneedrunner

>he didn't chase the girls when he was 8 years old
heh fag

Why? Most guys kiss a girl by 8.

Please dear Lord, send the 2nd flood already.

Lisa's Lick & Schlick

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Haha this when I was 8 I had kissed all kinds of chicks it's not like I'm some kissless 35 year old incel or anything haha

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She's a child I don't think it matters

A daring synthesis

That's not just a joke? You really never kissed a girl?

Can't just they build their own lgbt cartoon or books or whatever instead of destroying ours ?
If you want to promote gay culture build your own stop parasitzing others' ?

Is it really so strange?

Of course she is.

>Lisa is an 8 years old girl
day of the rope when

They can't ruin Lisa because her character already sucks shit. Fuck, make Lisa a goddamn tranny. Go real "progressive."

Now you'll never get to sleep with Lisa :(

isn't she like 8? what the fuck kind of pedophile would give an 8 year old sexual preferences like that?

Lisa Simpson is a complete and utter slut and that is a good thing.

what is polyamorous and showrunner

35 years old? Yep.

This rustles my jimmies

>polyamory

AKA. I'm with a beta but want to fuck chads.

Yeah. I thought people joked about that. There's Tinder and stuff.

I believe "polyamorous" means you know many forms of karate.

I'm sooo offended and outraged by this!!!

I was cutting women in bikinis out from advertisements when I was four or five. You’re either autistic or very low test.

I'm even more tragic. 38 years old, never kissed a girl

>polyamorous
means slut
>showrunner
someone hired to pump out the yearly episode quota for an established franchise

Who the hell is running this show!?

this cartoon is reaching levels of Jewishness that shouldn't even be possible

Didn't they hint at her being bi or lesbian ages ago? Something about her plans for the future where she details going to college and experimenting with girls IIRC.

these anons were all molested as children and think its normal

>being shocked about degeneracy in (((media)))

reminder: Stewie the baby from family guy references being sodomized by adult men at least a couple of times per season

Low test incel waiting for his true Asian love spotted.

Farmer 2

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>talk to some roastie on a date
>actually starts saying the pansexual poly blah blah blah shit

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>Most guys kiss a girl by 8
I used to think my life was a tragedy...
but now I realize it's a comedy...

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she also fucks black men

>shit-stained anus news

youtu.be/6Znh8bhoVx0

imma wait for JK Rowling to clarify this

Eh, girls knowing their sexuality by age 8 isn't unheard of.

And to be honest they've implied the bisexual part before in a couple of different episodes set in the future.

>falling for such lazy bait

you should immediately push back and act like what she's saying is complete nonsense that you can't accept at all because it goes against everything you know

then say it isn't going to work, pay and leave. let her know her bubble views are going to hurt her

nah i'd rather they do that to bart
i just really, really want to fuck bart

>Eh, I was molested as a child. No big deal really

We gave that community some leeway now we have to give them everything. That’s how it works.
Resist and we’re the degenerates.

Tolerance paradox is real.

You want to do the Bart, man?

yeah that never happened

If they want to have another 30 years, they need all the virtual signalling they can get. Also, if the world will suddenly start publicly hate jews, they'll make the Simpson join the nazi party as well.

Simpsons did it

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To be fair his character is made out to be more adult than he is (unless the plot needs him to not be). Stewie is like an adult in a baby's body. Lisa is just a mature kid.

You were molested. That is literally the only thing which triggers sexuality in pre pubescent children.

>tfw 9 years old playing naked women dress ups on newgrounds
>didn't even know how to fap but just liked looking

she's 8.

>Stewie is like an adult in a baby's body.

only in regards to scientific shit.

>be smart character in cartoons
>became homosexual after jumping the shark
It really makes me think...

yeah and that's how i got boycotted by all the parents at my school

>implying he isn't a man of culture too

thats exactly what they are - parasites

they bring nothing, they take everything, bitch when something isn't their liking, try to influence culture/cartoons/etc to conform to their degeneracy.

not even mentioning the "bathroom issue" those people had to bring up
i could be confused with trannies, but it might as well all be the same

they really are parasitic beings.

if they were providing a symbiotic relationship, that'd be different

>gaystarnews

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>tfw I got my first and last one when I was 3 because I was a retarded kid that just copied whatever was on TV
Not sure if that's better or worse than never having in this case.

so what if shes 8 8 year olds nowadays are sucking and fucking 24/7

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>tfw in third grade always got in trouble with the teacher because I would harass the girls
based
>tfw all the girls hated me
cringe....

indeed

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Formerly straight?

it is a symbiotic relationship. they bring tranny porn

more like feeding and seeding lmao

>tv’s most insufferable cunt is also a dyke
No surprises here

Have a (you) bruh

Ugly men don't get laid on tinder

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Wht are you equating sexual orientation with sex?
You knew you liked girls before you knew what sex was

t. never used Tinder

Lisa loves to fuck and suck!

More like she shouldn’t even question the natural and correct heterosexual destiny of all females

Why he said "possibly" like she was a real person? They are the showrunners and she is a fictional character, if they say she is, she is

Why is Yea Forums now filled with soccer moms offended by edgy Family Guy humor?

Wait I thought that was chuck and sneed?

yeah what are these goys even worried about, babies being sodomized by dogs in childrens cartoons is just funny edgy humor, jeez louise

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Based and hip pilled

>people are surprised that the shows reigning SJW faggot turns out to be a SJW faggot

>all those incels REEEEEEEEEEEEing
what's the problem turbocuck lobsters?! you wanted to fuck an underage cartoon girl? guess what, it's still possible since she's bi: learn to share & be less selfish at least ONCE in your lifetime

>he didn't had crush an anybody before 18yo
user, that's actually concerning

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAA

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God that reminds me of that comic that had Lisa's sexual exploration through her life

eh, a dick is just a big clit

Wut

formerly male
formerly 7

honestly, the mouthfeel is similar

>he’s sucked a dick
also horrible waste of trips

>tfw the girls chased you but they beat you up instead of having sex with you
And thus I now have a femdom fetish. Life is a joke.

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>we have had 30 years of the simpsons
>30 years of canon
>lisa has never shown any romantic or sexual interest in the same sex
>is only seen liking boys she also gets married to a man in the future
>"she could be bisex or polyamorous"

no shes a fucking straight girl. quit queerbaiting.
poly is also the most degenerate lifestyle choice, and thats what it is, it a choice to be an immoral degenerate piece of shit

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>they don't know how repressing & being in the closet work
your ignorance is showing, bigot

Based mouthfeel user.

>he thinks the writers of the simpsons have kept lisa in the closet for 30 years
>he thinks it wouldnt be revealed earlier

faggot

I’m pretty sure if Lisa was a closeted dyke she wouldn’t go through the process of getting married to a man. Her whole “Bookly kid that thinks differently” shtick wouldn’t work. But then again, this is nu-simpsons, so they probably don’t give a fuck.

>polyamorous
dahell

which one?
al Jean?
always hated that guy

>50 years of Simpsons
>Seymour is never shown to be a fake
>never conceived of as fake at any point by writers
>suddenly too bad he's fake

>marrying a man means you’re not bisexual

Yeah, but she's been a liberal pain in the ass for a while. Deciding to make her a polyamorous lesbian just seems overly calculated. Like, it was one thing if she's a liberal douche but is otherwise relatable. Now she's borderline inhuman/full SJW.

>first kiss was when I was in kindergarten
Not really sure what the issue is.

>had early onset puberty
>started getting erections and horny thoughts at 8
>constantly thought about banging every girl I saw
>one time I was alone with a girl and we did a “show you mine if you show me yours” type thing
>she didn’t know I had stolen dads porn magazines and knew about penetration
>I kinda forced myself inside her when she exposed her vagina
>I held myself against her still and she looked like she was in severe discomfort
4 years later I figured out why she was grimacing

because of
/pol/boomers

>when I was four or five.
How non white are you?

got a kiss on the cheek at 6 or 7
then never saw her again

based and rapeseeded

Al Jean should be strung up

>>we have had 30 years of the simpsons

Hollywood is about as diverse as a KKK rally when it comes to political and social views.

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wholesome reminder that these are both quite literally not fake and in fact real
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Election brought a bunch of literal fucking fossils onto this site. It's now just slightly less shitty Facebook.

t. started browsing in 2007

No I wasn't molested. I knew I liked girls at that age.

Wait she's 8? Millhouse is a fucking pedo

I'm a 4 and can get laid on tinder

fucking hell

To be fair, Al Jean probably got cornered by a gayboi reporter asking loaded questions.
>"Is Lisa Simpsons bisexual/polyamorous!?"
>"no"
>"OMG you fucking bigot!"

You either say yes to whatever inane bullshit they ask or they smear you across the blogosphere. He just gave the gay baby his bottle so he would shut up and fuck off.

doubt. fossils are few and far between. the real problems are zoomers and reddit normies who discovered a board relevant to their interests and post there as if it's another subleddit, without knowing and/or respecting imageboard culture. but mostly zoomers. the average age of boards doesn't increase, if anything it decreases. the election meme is just a meme stoked by a couple of /pol/ screenshots

t. also posted since 2007

At 8 you dont know what bisexual or pansexual is. Besides, Lisa has been shown to be heterosexual through all the series and even in the futuristic episodes. It just feels shoehorned.

is this loss?

>At 8 you dont know what bisexual or pansexual is
t. hasn't talked to a 'murican kid in the last 5 years

>Lisa has been shown to be heterosexual through all the series

i think there were a few future clips where they implied she was not straight. But that's different than 'pansexual'.

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The article mention Lisa could be bisexual polyamorous in the future, not in the eternal present where Lisa is 8 years old.

transexual pedophilia incest

Lisa Simpson being gay or bi should come as a surprise to literally no one desu, she was always a special little snowflake. Hell, you could even say she's one of the first actual social justice warriors in media, she was a preachy liberal jackass up on a high horse long before it ever became popular to be one on the internet

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yeah, but most self-righteous preachy liberal jackasses support monogamy.

>boomers and 35 year old millennials think because they were ignorant at 8 all generations must be as well forever
when you were 8 the internet and smartphone didn't exist soooo it's kinda different now

8 year olds today know this shit down, and lisa is sups to be smart so yeah she knows even more
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> t. A degenerate tranny.

>preachy liberal vegetarian bisexual feminist
>also wants to be a slut without being shamed for it
how is this out of character

if you know about sexualities when you're 8, you did not have a good childhood

powerful and brave, this is the stuff we need in a post-trump America

Chuck sneed is the old man, please keep up.