I saw Idris Elba in Greggs the other day buying 4 cheese straws for a quid. He seemed nice

I once met Idris Elba at a charity do. he was incredibly down to earth, and VERY funny.

Did he play you in this series of events?

How do you bob an uncle?

you start by fannying your aunt

This confuses Johnny foreigner

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With your mouth I think

fuck I miss chicken bakes

>tfw live near-ish one but have never been

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>4 cheese straws for a pound
or
>6 hearty sausage rolls for a pound
And this is why Cooplands is the superior bakery

It's not that much of a big deal.
I've seen Leo in my local Liddle once and he was pretty chill.
He just asked me not to revelate.

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it's gash anyway

Large head on that lad

if Tescos can't do it, Greggs has no chance

Once I saw George Clooney in my local Home Bargains.

Dude seems super chill tbqh. Not at all like the majority of black celebs.

Local greggs steak bakes are £1.65
What the fuck happened to this country
They got smaller too

You can find Tescos all over Europe.

for me its the cheese and onion or steak slice
the sausage rolls are good but I feel sick after two of them and I always buy like 5 because the guy behind the counter always tricks me into it by saying I can save a £1 if I buy more despite saving £2 if I don't buy the fucking things

ah yes fookin' lovely

We have those here. They’re called hotpockets and I wouldn’t feed one to my dog. You’re actually buying them out of a bakery case lmao

wow you're telling me that microwave pastries with meat/fruit exist in america and the ones that taste disgusting are the ones named "hot pocket" and come in a cardboard box stored next to microwave burgers? interesting

I saw Idris Elba in Sneed's the other day buying 4 gummi bears for a quid. He seemed nice.

Four cheese straws for a pound?
At Greggs?
Blimey, that's quite a cracking bargain

sounds delicious
ive only ever had sasauge rolls

why?

It's a /brit/ meme.

now you've ruined it

I can't believe you've done this

chicken bakes are alright as long as you dont look down at what youre eating

Is it true they don't serve fresh hot sausage rolls anymore, only cold ones?

What the hell is a quid?

£1 or a "buck" as you yanks would say

100 pennywazzles

I was being racist

fucking idiot you don't get cheese straws from Greggs you get them from Curtsies. stupid nonce

The only thing that makes a woman hotter than Idris Elba is Michael B. Jordan

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meant Curtis's

Is that the entire store there?

Yes? It's a small bakery. Why would you need a bigger Greggs? To accomodate Americans?

Check out this humourless cunt.

Never been in a Greggs but I did buy some of their stuff from Iceland, and it wasn't bad.

That sounds great. I wish I lived in the UK.

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undred pee innit

Greggs is a bakery chain, it's essentially a massive oven behind a room full of shelves that cooks/heats things up constantly so you're never more than 15mins away from a freshly cooked item. Fast turnaround means there doesn't need to be a massive store.

whenever I go to Greggs after work all the stake bakes or mince pies have gone cold. I have to get a tuna baguette instead since cold pastries are horrific

should just go to subway tbph lads

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I don't think i've had an adequately heated steak bake in years. Either freezing cold or nuclear every time.

I'm glad Britain won't exist in 20 years

In Germany there's BackWerk (think "Bakery Plant") which is awfully overpriced and usually doesn't even taste that well.

Is Greggs actually good?

>aulds doesnt sell chicken bakes anymore because no-one bought them
I'm going to shoot every single freak that buys a chicken bake from greggs, how fucking dare they

steak bakes from greggs are god tier

sosij row

Based. Steak slice for me please lad

>He thinks pasties are like hot pockets
I bet you think we microwave them

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Gregs pastries are fuckall like hotpockets you melt

it's just a fast food outlet that sells pasties. it's not completely awful because pasties are hard to screw up.

Always dreamt about opening up my own pastie bakery.
Would Germans appreciate it?
I'm coincidentally going to German soon.

Oi lad what’s your thoughts on these vegan sausage rolls

I prefer Oddie's

Pound bakery >>>>>>>>>> Greggs

Important question lads:
is it pronounced gin-sters or ginn-sters

A silly thing that used to have a lot of value and respect but now is seen as a joke by the world at large.

Pound Bakery

2 pasties for a pound m8

It's or8 if ur on the dole

Considering how succesful BackWerk and similar stuff is yeah.

Abhorrent creation

that's the same thing

>British people copy and understand our culture but we have ZERO interest in theirs

Why is american culture so fun and accessible but British culture is so nonsensical and arbitrary?

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He means Gin (as in the drink) or Ginn (sounds like Git)

someone subtly troll this by having one blacked actor in "The Most Beloved Actors of the Modern Era"

>american
>culture

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You guys have Kamps though. Kamps is pretty great.

Chicken bakes are the best, about the only edible thing in there

I guarantee we'll outlive whatever shithole you're from!

nope nope nope not even remotely the same thing

Just found out tramp juice has gone from 8% to 7.5% (used to be 9%). Time to start drinking cheap boxed wine when I'm watching propaganda.

I saw Robert De Niro at The Range buying fireworks, I noticed him, but told me to keep quiet and did his usual De Niro face thing, top bloke tbf

How can anyone unironically hate idris? He's a model minority in 2 different countries. >youtube.com/watch?v=UFDaWJUzkm0

Idris is based,. Love that guy.

Anyone who isn't from newcastle before greggs became the behemoth it is now, will never know how good their food was.
Quality took a dive the more they produced.

Because our culture has been created over thousands of years.

I went to Greggs earlier today to get a mexican chicken baguette and saw Michael Gambon in a bookshop on cecil court on the way. This is 100% true.

at Greggs?

>out in town
>go into sainsburys
>"oh cheese straws guess I'll buy two"
>they're damp as fuck and don't taste like cheese
Fuck Sainsburys.

>6 for a quid at cooplands
It's £1 for 4 in my city's cooplands, where the fuck do you live mate?

youtube.com/watch?v=GVYpM3RTCII

How this country somehow ruled the world once in the past fucking baffles me.

They're actually not that bad desu

Greggs is nice when it's hot but there's nowt worse than a cold pasty. Certain items aren't too bad cold but you really need to catch them at the right time.

And I'm not sure what this cheese straw meme is about.

>Nowt

I'd put 20p on you being from the east coast

I once bumped into Vin Diesal in the local Coop. Nice lad. Had an armful of foamy bananas.

I'm certainly from an eastern coast, but there is no "the east coast" on my fair isles.

>it's an "americans can't understand the language their country used to speak" episode
dios mio...

Where you from lad?

Ok, east riding of Yorkshire

Better our kid?

pastry is fine cold. have you never had cold sausage rolls?

CHIPS are what's fucking inedible when it cools down.

Newcastle marra

Oh yeah I forgot you lads speak similar just with a diff accent

I know this is bait but you of course are aware that similarities between U.S. and british culture is because you used to be british. Right?

Went to greggs twice today lads

I think you struck a nerve

Saw Kevin Bacon in the civic promoting wireless chargers at EE.

I think even homeless people wouldn't eat cold chips mate, they're like the one thing you can't reheat

went to my bud Greg's place today. Good guy.

the quality of pastries in the UK is unironically higher. cornish pasties are for the moment protected under EU regulations or something.

>melt
Britfag here, I've only ever heard this word used as an insult on Yea Forums.

In which inbred northern region is it actually used IRL?

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cheeky tooter while smibbly bibbling

Iirc it's the same as Wensleydale cheese and Melton mowbray pork pies, they have to be made there to be called that

But no one watches handegg, apehoop or spicswing over here. And the only reason Hollywood gets so much attention is because 90% of people in it are British and Jews

It's a souf thing you fucking dickhead

>brits are so fat they make their straws out of cheese

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Bullshit. Tell me where in the south people insult each other using the word "melt".

yeah

They do in Somerset

Essex, you melt

They don't sell cheese straws at greggs though

Huh. Guess it makes sense that a people who have regular intercourse with farmyard animals would invent such a lame way of insulting people

Nowhere in Essex is the word "melt" used as an insult, faggot.

Pretty good lad, they taste buttery although there can't be any

Okay, but how many milky ways did he buy?

Brekky and lunch?

> You will never watch Stringer's Bells, the Wire spinoff where String successfully manages the copy shop, teaching the gang valuable work skills and experience while he in turn learns to becoming a kinder, caring manager.

I guess you've never been and or watched an episode of towie

t. Essex lad

It's inexplicable. Then again us Yanks are going to rule it for about 1/4 the amount of time that the Brits did so I can't even talk shit.

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What are some brit kinos that will teach me your ways

Based NE lad

Asda will overtake Sainsburys soon enough.

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Came here to post this

You make a reasonable point

Got date-raped at Greggs, didn't tell the police because I think I liked it

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How can we stop the rise of the German supermarkets? Aldi isn't bad.

Can't Pay? We'll Take It Away!

Antiques Road Trip.

Naked Attraction

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I was at a rave once that had a Greg's pop up thing

He was buying them for his wife's daughter (look it up).

They already have:
>Asda's sales rose 0.1% in the 12 weeks to 24 March taking its market share to 15.4%, research firm Kantar said.
>In contrast, Sainsbury's sales fell 1.8% over the same period, meaning its market share dropped to 15.3%.
bbc.co.uk/news/business-47784817

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>be me
>go to UK for job interview
>fly in night before think "I should have a really good dinner tonight so I'm ready for tomorrow"
>go to local ASDA to buy some wholesome nutritious foods
>leave with three southern fried chicken baps, a big box of wedges and a pair of jeans
you can't spell BASED without ASD(A)

Asda is owned by Walmart

Without going through 140 posts of this thread, any Anglobros can confirm that Gregg's is basically a poor people's bakery for chavs or something?

No its based and for everyone
Only snobby boomer women turn their nose up at it

Cheap and cheerful, you can get a belly full of heavily peppered processed meat and pastry that's red hot and fresh for a quid.

I don't know what point you're trying to make

You werent being racist in greggs were you lad?

Supersize vs. Superskinny
Geordie Shore
Kitchen Nightmares UK

Greggs is fucking great. Sosij rolls are ambrosia.

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>sosij role
>not the BASED and REDPILLED stake bayk

faggot

Greggs is heaven for your taste buds and hell for your anus.

>never been to a greggs
what the fuck

wahey you must be from east Lancashire

>>What the hell is a quid?
20 bob

is that bloke reaching for his beer bottle? absolute lad

Wow, a market. You sure showed me.

I generally avoid that shit but I I'll give Greggs their due, they have a strong donut game. A third of the price of overrated Krispy Kreme shite.

one loonie or half a toonie

Krispy Kreme are tissue paper soaked in fail and aids.

I've lived in both countrys and Greggs is better than Backwerk but Backwerk is the very worst bakery in Germany and anything else is better than Greggs.

Can't argue with those

1/1000th of a grand.

>All these posts
>no mention of the goat sausage bean and cheese melt

Unfair lads

>tfw Christmas before last i got the Greggs advent calendar
>tfw in Greggs and the person serving asks where i got it from because they were so rare and sought after

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>sausage
>from Greggs

senpai

Is Greggs actually good? From everything I hear it just sounds like a British version of Tim Horton’s which would mean its dogshit

do you have donut/doughnut shops, or does greggs fill that niche? do people bring a box of greggs to the office?
it's so tempting just to let go and attain fatass status, i either have to eat sparingly or spend two hours on a hamster wheel. cheap delicious treats everywhere. i would fall prey to an ubiquitous pastry shop.

Nah, you bring boxes of the flapjacks, brownies and such from Asda. And grapes, because the government will crush you if you don't offer a healthy option.

funny enough, frozen grapes are my go-to snack.

GREGGSIT

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Greggs does doughnuts but you can get quite good doughnuts in any Tesco/Asda/Sainsburys, they mostly have on-suite bakeries. There are standalone doughnut shops but they're considered trendy hipster places for faggots

>>tfw Christmas before last i got the Greggs advent calendar
What? Is it sausage rolls behind each door?

Supermarkets normally make their own, usually in the bakery section, Someplace you can buy boxes of Krispy Kreme

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Tesco has a Krispy Kreme counter and also a full roast chicken in a bag counter

lovin life

>mfw I stop in for a cheeky greggs on the way back from greggs

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Yes, along with drinks and other stuff they sell.

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A tenth of an Ayrton

100 bings make a bong

On the way back from Job centre plus. Then on to William Hill to spend the dole.

>think this is a joke
>look it up
>greggs actually sold an advent calendar with pastries in it
How were they even still edible after a few days

living the dream

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They werren't literally in the calendar, each door was a voucher you could redeem in a greggs ya dingus.

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that webm was better than cars 2

I'm Welsh and I have no fucking clue what a cheese straw is

I rather like Idris, I don't think it's because of the Yea Forums memes
he's the only non white Bond I would like seeing but thank fuck they got Cillian Murphy, dude's gonna kill it. He's already practicing for the role on Peaky Blinders.

>I'm Welsh

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Who the fuck wants pasties at a rave

never heard that either. its a cheese twist you melts.

Well do explain.

Fun fact. It was actually you guys deviating to be more artsy fartsy.

goat sauagse?

wtf

You pasty eating bastards sicken me, of all the rotten unhealthy food to stuff down your thought, you had to choose this foul tasting shit.

This is the most retarded thing I've heard in a while and I live in the deep south. Every country has fucking pastries, and they are delicious, the fact that all you can equate them to is a frozen grease sponge shows how culturally bankrupt you are.

Prime lasses there

Just apastry wi' a bit a stew inside, whats wrong wi that ya poofter

youtube.com/watch?v=j_FpdOm4_2I

at least pastries don't give you diabetes, which is the new pandemic.

guards
execute this man

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Let my daughter get raped by a muzzie pedo gang and got arrested for posting wrongthink on twitter at Greggs again lads

Pound Bakery > Greggs

epic yank bantre

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Going to the shop. You lads want anything?

please aware me on this 'racism at Greggs' meme.

burek is better than pastries.

>inb4 Americans get confused and enraged by non-streaky bacon

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Pork belly is awful

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ngl boys 2 sausage rolls £1 from pound bakery, sorted

Pasties are full of sugar as well as a shitload of fat with the calories, you idiots don't even know what your stuffing into your gobs

Packet of Frazzles please.

Who the fuck wants a rave while eating a pasty?

Ooh get us a bag of minstrels if you could mate

PANDA POP

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Not a yank, just laughing at the absolute state of Britannia in 2019

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it really depends on the brand.

Best I could do lad

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>sugar and fat are bad
If you eat greggs pasties as part of a calorie controlled diet it's fine.

(500cal per pasty 57% fat)

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>t. Greggs shill

what a warm feeling

Here you are lad, last pack. Had to wrestle it from some chav.

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Well Greggs definately isn't in any sense a healthy choice, some of these "snacks" have more calories, saturated fat and salt than an entire lunch

9to5strength.com/greggs-nutrition-information-calories/

>Smiths used to make Frazzles
>Walkers make them now
>But Smiths have their own off-brand Frazzles
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here!

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Idris Elba looks extremely white for a black person.

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Smiths new ones are better desu and you can get scampi ones.

that's why people are ok with him being James Bond. He's black, but not real black

like he's not some asshole Congo-nigger, he's a cockney with a tan basically

You've convinced me senpai.

It's fine if you're labourer doing 10 hours lumbering shit around a site, every greggs though is frequented mostly by obese cunts who can't bend down

>Not going to the poundbakery and getting sausage rolls made out of God knows what

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sum rizzlers'd be sterlin lad

Cornetto and a cheeky panda pop lmao

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Dig in boys

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Went to Kamps last time I was in Düsseldorf, impressed with their breads and such

I'll have the mustard lad

That one with the Mancunian who's interested in Ancient Greek literature and walks about London at might. Can't remember the name for the life of me

In Dusseldorf there are Kamps where you can look out the window and see another Kamps. It approaches Dunkin Donuts in Massachusetts levels

Why do the british thin anyone give s a shit about their food brands? Every place has stores that sell things

can someone translate this into english?

They've only recently started bringing it over to Ireland, they opened one in my town. PAsties arn't a thing here really so I wanted to try it as a snack. Went into it and looked at all the nutritional labels, its worse than McDonalds so I went to the cafe next door and had a chicken sandwich

based idris, gotta get back into djing

no thanks, i'm not a degenerate so I don't eat crisps

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How are you ever going to get a body like this reading nutritional labels you poof

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he's personally harmless, I have nothing against him, but the level that he was being hyped as THE SEXIEST MAN OF ALL TIME by overeager media was off-putting

Brexit, they think the world is gonna beg them to open pasty stores around the world like their cuisine can rival Italys

naked and he's into existential and nihilist philosophy brainlet

It's honestly a shame how Britain's black community has collapsed. There are so many damn reasons on top of each other.
>Blair opening the floodgates to Nigeria and Somalia, immersing Caribbean blacks in African savagery
>The growth of identity politics and grievance mongering to the point that one idiot tried to claim that Britain had laws on which races could vote
>American gangsta rap helping to drown out local cultures while glorifying drugs and violence
>London deciding coke was it's drug of choice
And now here we are in a race to the bottom. At least they're not quite at the level of American blacks who think learning is for faggots. Yet.

'ate paki
'ate paddys
'ate eyou
love me mum

Norf FC

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob's_your_uncle

He also mentions stuff about Homer, not seen it in years though

>that's why people are ok with him being James Bond
No it's not. The reason "people" want him to be Bond is because literally everyone who actually cares about the property doesn't want him to be. They just want to ruin it for fans.

>two kinds of wine gums
well hark at his lordship

>but the level that he was being hyped as THE SEXIEST MAN OF ALL TIME by overeager media was off-putting

Normally that shit bugs me too but in his case at least it was somewhat organic unlike a lot of people that get that attention. He had a huge female and mancrush following coming into it. Too bad he can't get a decent film script to save his life.

>looked at all the nutritional labels
What are you some kind of facking food doctor? just get it down you

you are 100% black

>Maynards
>Bassets
>different

youtube.com/watch?v=D9OtlYwQvQo

25% to be exact, but even my 100% white friends felt the same way.

wait... Mcdonald's have nutritional labels?

Lads.
Americans don't have Yorkshire puds with their roast dinners.
They also don't use "mad" to mean "insane", just "angry".

look at the fucking production value on this ad
and the catchiness of the slogan
will we ever see its like again

They're legally obliged, it's on their website and the calories are on the boards in their shops

was it organic? I can't say anyone was running up to me going IDRIS ELBA IS SO SEXY but I dunno

Yorkshire puds are disgusting and tasteless and serve no purpose, don't @ me

They aint Greggs look like Poundbakery i should know iv been in both today.

>ja/ck/posting on Yea Forums

grim

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Was watching darts with my Grandad the other week and he kept saying "just dip your butty in son, you can do it". I swear he just made that up, never heard anyone say it.

youtube.com/watch?v=JhHP3hP_0Pg

those scots are a mad lot

A large part of why he peaked in popularity was because of Stringer Bell, and yes he was by far the most popular character and actor on the show. And yes people couldn't stop gushing about his looks before the media ran with it. Ofc you'd actually have to be into television and film to notice these things. He wasn't rob pattinson huge with little girls if thats what you are referring to but yeah he was fucking big with core fan bases.

nah greggs is based, if you turn your nose at greggs you're a mincing faggot

Shocking display.

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get us some magic stars m80 luv ya x

>he doesn't like the crunch of a fresh yorkshire or soaking up all the gravy with one
kill you'are selve

i feel better now

>t.

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it was because of Luther too, and it was 100% genuine.

on a scale of 1-10, how racist does this image make you?

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>chuckles in bottom left

TOO SOON

Could Raven beat Thanos?

how is this blatant shill thread still up

kys nonce

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thanos is quite big, fat kids always bea tthe way of the warrior

Is season 5 good? I’ve been on the fence

This is the GOAT bru advert.

youtu.be/RmxS2DreHcU

>greggs
>needing marketing

t. Poundbakerynonce

lol

youtube.com/watch?v=lefJj85ieW0

> tfw when there is no Morrisons or Sainsburys near me.

I have to put up with shitty Tesco and Asda.

The absolute state of the UK

Luther was later on but I can confirm back in the mid 00s I heard women gushing about how hot "Eye-dris Elba" on several different occasions and had no fucking clue who he was. It wasn't until I watched the wire years later I put it together.

Crunchie

>chicken bakes for a quid
more like £1.50 nowadays, bloody liberty

tesco is peng stfu

the military use melt quite alot

PoundBakery that mate.

Not if you like having a disposable income. They're also inconsistent as fuck, their chicken caesar wraps will have one wrap that's dry as fuck and the other one will just be filled with mayonnaise.

Sainsburys and Morrisons both have better quality products and Morrisons stores are the comfiest of any supermarket.

Price wise Asda are good for toiletries and whisky.

FUCKEN LOOSH

BASED WEGMANS DOESNT FUCK AROUND, CAN GET LOST IN ONE OF THOSE

MORE SKUS THAN WHOLEFOODS

NA M8, AMERICA DOMINATES IN ASPECTS THE BRITS NEVER DID, NOR THE ROMANS OR ANYONE ELSE

MODERN FINANCIAL GLOBALIZATION HINGES ON PAX AMERICANA
AND IT WILL GO ON FOREVER, BECAUSE IF IT EVER CRASHES, NO SURVIVORS

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Sainsburys is for poofters like jamie oliver

Morrisons stores are comfy and have good fresh meat and a good bakery i will confess, fuck sainsburys.

Tesco isn't too expensive at all chill out la

Good donuts tho

I'll stick to me local Waitrose thanks. Or M&S if i'm feeling real posh.

As an American living in England, sorry but back bacon sucks ass. Always so rubbery and never bites cleanly, barely has any taste and tastes like shit at that. American Bacon is by far superior.

>LIDL 5.6%
THEY NEED TO UP THEIR LOSS PREVENTION

ES ES WHAT DO U TAKE ME FOR
youtube.com/watch?v=h4kBcm-ls8Y

my local LIDL has this big black security guard
literally biggest human I've ever seen

norf lads report in

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AMERIKA UBER ALLES 2BH AND IMMA LET U FINISH

BUT, THICK CUT PANCETTA IS THE GREATEST BACON OF ALL TIME

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60 bings make a bong you fucking mong

Is it purple aki?

This doesn’t make sense to me and I’m english.

belter tune that la

which incel-app is this?

guess mum's can't be arsed going to iceland anymore

Where or you’re lying.
I’ve never seen one in France and I lived there. Or in Italy and I go there at least three times a year.

miss them doughnut shops in burgerland big time, sound for a cheeky brekkie after a mad night out with yanks

No it’s not. Happened to me once.

bet your mum licks windows at waitrose

bit rude

bit curious

*not racist just don't like 'em

London you fucking melt.

ooh ay
hard you

ask nicely

i'm afraid that's not a possibility for me.

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It’s like Hindi paki and Brit language all rolled up in one pleasantly flavor Islamic package

New thread just for a laugh

English or "English" English?

> *CHEEKY LAUGH

OIE THE CHEEK ON THIS KUNT

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CAM ON

What's wrong with a pasty you seppo

Nah that's deffo Greggs style branding on the prices, PB use Orange for theirs

lmaoing @ the seething bong pocket eaters ITT

>page 10
get in here you melts

>mfw best cornish pasty isn't even from cornwall
Take that you scot-wannabe cunts
>let's bring back cornish as a language
>oh yeah no one actually wants to speak cornish
Based flag though

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You have no idea how happy I'd be if all American content was blocked, but you fuckers are like the plague

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Loved pulling spilled PVA glue off the tables at primary school. No wonder teachers thought I was an autist.

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