What went wrong?

I wish we had pics

Nothing
She had sex

Nothing wrong with that
>no pictures
>no videos
>no proof
>no bodily injury
>no std
>no mental damage
>no junkie
>only good memories
You are just jealous you don't have a similar experience

she's a millionaire

What’s Dans real name again?

Somebody should hire a porn actress lookalike and film the scene according to the script
Hire some competent actors and film it straight
Good lighting, good casting, going down in the basement, everything
No words or fuck me harder nonsense, play the scene completely straight
A single light bulb lighting the scene
Think ass 2 ass scene but without the obnoxious music and actual real penetration and not simulated
It's going to be porn kino

those lips should be put to good use

they are when the funny powder's being passed around

inb4 Miranda USC stories

FUNNY POWDER FUNNY POWDER

I choose to believe the stories are true and she posts here

Seems she is a good girl now, I don't have hear new college stories for months.

One man can dream.

What happened with her new scifi movie? Any update?

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She graduated of course you're not gonna hear any new stories.

>implying you wouldn't do it if you were one of the football players
>implying you wouldn't do it if you were her

She is still at college studying psychology like all abuse victims do.

That's a bit gay, user.

“fuck them kids”
- dirty d schneider

haha imagine getting bukkaked by a bunch of dudes and getting absolutely covered in hot horny cum haha what a prank haha

She's too perfect there's no roles for that

are you femanon or crazy lol

It's not gay if you are a girl

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haha you just got PRANK’d haha

>implying she was not roofied and was a willing participant

Miranda, are you, you are?
Tell us more stories, you are a great writer. For science.

I'm user virgin straight, I like women
If there was a magic button to body swap into the body of a beautiful woman and have crazy gangbangs I would press it
I'm just sorry for the woman who will body swap into my virgin body lol

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how many dicks would you suck in one night haha as a straight woman of course

proof now

hi, miranda

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life

Always wonder what happened before the infamous ghost pasta.

Some user in his basement typed it out thinking it was funny

She looks like she's either been crying or is high in that pic.

post more instagram selfies you cowards

knowing Dan the Van, both probably.

This will never get old
Somebody film it please, it's literally perfect and complete

Miranda's career is dead. Maybe she will willing to film a softporn version of the frat party.

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god I wish I was there

SHE A FREAKY GHOST

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she was my celebrity crush back in the day and I still would

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Crowded was a good show, and sisters were hot. It was cancelled too soon.

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Some alleged USC user posted at Yea Forums what happened before. Not sure if believe it, but it was a fappable story.

Fuck, I remembered that thread
It was great, there were two anons talking
I choose to believe it, it was so convincing
Best thread on Yea Forums for me

Link?

>Pure
Except Dan got her addicted to the coke she was snorting off his massive smelly chode

Why you don't save her, Yea Forums?

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Tits or gtfo Miranda and stop trolling.

I'm sorry, I'm not archiving anything from Yea Forums, I prefer it to stay ephemeral, I don't have this particular strain of autism

>save her
She is fine, see
She's still a qt3.14

imagine Miranda licking your balls, bros
so jelly of the fratbros

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She is a beauty, but lost her soul.

How long ago was this?

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>lost her soul
I think it's still intact
Her eyes look fine and she looks pure
Sex, even gangbangs, don't hurt the soul, unlike involuntary virginity

1 or 2 years ago I think

like 8 years ago

based

Dan "fury cave tram" Schemer.

>Her eyes look fine and she looks pure
You can't be serious. She is dead inside, that's why she is doing coke and molly and fucking dudes at college like a nympho.

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Nope, her eyes are fine
I'm a soulless virgin, I know what dead eyes look like

Are you talking about the rumored Halloween gangbang?
Hot as hell.

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How can she be so perfect??

That was fake as fuck. Do you retards believe everything you read?

No they are talking about the ghost pasta’s, the halloween story is the only true one out the five.

>only true one out the five
Elaborate.

Don't worry, user. Your waifu is virgin and pure and USC gangbangs are just a myth.

Seconded. Explain yourself. What happened?

>Do you retards believe everything you read?
No but I believe all of the ghost of usc lore
It's what keeps me alive

She likes it so much, she won't graduate.

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I wanna squeeze my cummiewummies out in her pusywusy

>thread is still on
Why mods don't prune it so we can have another capeshit thread? Are mods sleeping?

>another capeshit thread
Please don't do this
It's literally the only good thread on Yea Forums now, it's almost like the good old days

You're so vain, Miranda. You probably think this thread is about you.
You're so vain, I'll bet you think this thread is about you.
Don't you?
Don't you?

Yeah, Miranda's threads were so good at the old days, when the USC guy posted so many wild stories. Wonder what happened with him.

Stop bragging, Dan.

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There are about five different ghost pasta, only one is true. The Halloween night story the rest are (her) someone trolling, the Yea Forums thread the user is talking about is a secret thread where she was caught out talking about it.

How do you know? Also, post the Halloween story please.

Can you toss them in a pastebin or give some keywords so I can search it up?

Heard she will have a nude scene at 3022. I doubt she will ever be naked on-screen, but who knows. Fingers crossed.

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she looks even better but does she still have those stick legs?

You guys think that old fatass tore her vagina up?

Perfection.

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What race is that?

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She never sucked my dick with her lovely lips ;_;

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HE'S INNOCENT ARE YOU KIDDING ME? MJ DID NOTHING WRONG!!! EVERY DAY WITH THIS SHILL!

looks like amerimutt with strong leanings to azn

She's white. These are her parents. And according to Wikipedia:
>She has stated that she is of English, Irish, and French descent.

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Dan, “the man with the cock stuck in that trap cus her age’s on the clock” Schneider

Dan "One Foot In And One Foot Out" Schneider

haha idk probably a lot haha

>she looks like her parents
so weird haha

Trailer?

based

What's going on with those lips? Is she taking the bogpill?

Miranda looks like that???

God I would fuck her loose pussy any day

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No, she always had impleccable dick sucking lips. That's why Dan was so obsessed with her and gave her iCarly probably.

>loose pussy
you are mean

That's why he was fired and he has gone dark for months , probably living in some 3rd country as a king and diddling the local kids.

I cant imagine how many guys shes fucked

Either due to her status or due to her going to outrageous hollywood parties, or even dan

A few hundreds at least. Nothing personal, just Hollywood being Hollywood.

BASED