Why DIDN'T Milhouse count?

how would Marge KNOW that Milhouse doesn't count?

fourmerly chuck's

Only the city slickers.

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What is the context?

sneed

Look at those fancy german digits.

sneed

I would.

my favourite simpsons was the time homer tried to jump the gorg

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small dick

Formerly fly.

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my favourite simpsons was the time lisa tried to shave the rat

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I assumed it was because Milhouse had a tiny dick that barely penetrated her so it didn't count

So she could pretend she was a virgin even though she wasn't. The charm and joke here is that the daughter and mother are playfully bonding on ger wedding day over one of the most common female secrets, to just lie about your virginity bro

A daring synthesis

This is the most ridiculous and naive post

Based I love Sneed

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How so

Tell me about Bane. Why did he formally not wear the mask?

Is that a motgerflippin sleepycabin reference?

Did the writers do everything they could to make Lisa an insufferable bitch on purpose, or was it a situation where they realised too late and had to keep at it?

formerly sensible and wise

They were redpilled on cityslickers

The idea that Lisa cherished her hymen as her virginity, and is keeping track of mechanical failures to pierce it related to a character having a micropenis, and not just jokingly considering herself a virgin by writing off an early experience, is a pretty incel idea

formerly sufferable

Maybe she only sucked him but didn't fuck him

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They laugh about it, it's pretty clearly a joke. It's more incel to not see an obvious little penis joke desu, we know The Simpsons loves making allusions crude jokes with the infamous sneed meme

Women are whores.

My name is
Sneed-zula, the store rula, the old schoola
You wanna seed? I'll feed it to ya

Frychuck and I've got luck
Cuck you like a buck
Hackfraudz you're up next, work your fuck-suck!

Hackfraudz make the moeposts, see
Hackfraudz get the upvotes, G
Drivin' German cars, workin' in a bar
Ice on my loafers and my fancy manicure

Chuck chuck it, yeah

'cause we are the Aqua Sneed make the comfies say "No!" and the farmers wanna meme
'cause we are the Aqua Sneed make the comfies say "No!" and the farmers wanna meme

Aqua Sneed Hunger Feed
Numba 1 in Yea Forums, G

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Because Milhouse did not fuck Lisa in her cunny but was rather pegged by her while wearing a slave mask.

Who work at Chuck's Fuck and Suck.

Formerly Sneed's

Sneed didn't count.

fuck the dude in the overalls?
damn, now THAT is some gay shit

sneed

>swear my sister is not a whore
>wearing a leather bra as a top
Guess that makes her a high class escort in rural bumfuck town.

Because homer broke him in first, by the time Lisa tried to peg him he was well worn in.

Tell me about sneed. Why does he sees the feed?

>those hips

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Kek

based

>only having sex with one person before getting married
you don't seriously do this do you?

Doesn't look healthy

His dick was too small to tear her hymen. Better question is how did Milhouse get Lisa to fuck?

Lisa made a comment about how she can't be considered pure (virgin) when putting on the dress then Marge says Milhouse doesn't count

if you wouldn't hit that with the force of a mach truck, you're very likely gay. im a titman but even i can appreciate some amazing hips

Stop pretending to be me.

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>having sex before getting married
you don't seriously do this do you?

Because he's the dud

if you're older than 19 it's a bit too late for that, good luck finding anyone who isn't religious and guilt ridden even after having sex within a marriage

He's a meme

>Mach truck
Fucking city slickers I swear to God

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