What the fuck? Why did he do that?

Why do you every day, probably even multiple times?

I have never masturbated in my life, not even one time.

I've never had a wet dream how do i make a cum in my sleep

You probably had and just don't remember. It's pretty common

I've never masturbated but I've had heaps of wet dreams

To help you self insert

>TFW that depressed feeling when you jack off Into your sisters underwear and the only thing to make you feel better Is to do it again.

Its a vicious cycle

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why do people make such horrible characters

How the fuck do you do it? I have cuts all over my foreskin and I really should let my dick heal but I have a chronic masturbation problem.

use some lotion you fucking troglodyte

Antidepressives

I just get really twitchy when I don't wank for a few weeks

i got a gf half a year ago and I just dont feel that fucking urge to masturbate anymore. Though we fuck every single day

it's incredibly embarrassing if you live with someone or have thin walls, you don't want this

No porn doesn't mean no wanking bro

never jacked off to comatose girls before?

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Can someone explain this political compass to me?

He's so fucked up. That's why

>How the fuck do you do it?

Jerk off with Polysproin but don't use the one with numbing agent.

go to /gif/ for one sec

There is nothing hotter than molesting a chick while she is sleeping, I did to my big female cousin all the time it was great.

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Top right = incel with cum in his hands
Bottom left = feminist
Bottom right = Red Pilled Alpha Male

Give me a clip link, faggot ass OP.

tell me your name so i can write it on my bullet in the future

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Ahmed

I've been on no porn during Lent

Doesn't mean I don't jerk off, just don't watch porn

Yeah, I know it's stupid, but I really like porn

AM I the only one who tries all kinds of shit and dont see benefit? No porn, fast, breathing methods, cardio... I just feel the same. it's 'interesting' to start something new, pay more to nutrition, but I don't see any changes. Fuck me...

Clockwise: Feed, Seed, Formerly, Chuck

Not clockwise, I'm retarded and lightheaded from cracking user's secret code.

>Yeah, I know it's stupid, but
But nothing. It's stupid

how do you fuck your gf every day? are you a dicklet?
i can't fuck my gf more than twice a week without her bitching me out for making her pussy hurt.

Yeah same here. I've noticed the benefits but they are very slow and gradual. I'll take any kind of improvement but it's infuriating seeing these idiots squeal about marked improvements

>stand up in theater
>"Now THAT'S what I call a sticky situation!"

they would if they were in his position
jesus dude the foreskin is there to enable chronic masturbation, how is your dick still sore? how much do you masturbate?

*standing ovation and "Bravo Anno" shouts*

fuck off

Probably placebo

>didnt cum all over her tits
Pussy

I didn't jerk off until I was 17

>she complains later that he didn't have the balls to actually fuck her instead of just using her as fap material

Asscar was one freaky chick.

Why do you keep doing it user? Your mom knows.

Started jerking off when I was 11. Haven't had sex at 27
I got so used to it that I don't need anything else

Reminder:

>Concerning the final line we adopted, I'm not sure whether I should say about it in fact. At last Anno asked me "Miyamura, just imagine you are sleeping in your bed and a stranger sneaks into your room. He can rape you anytime as you are asleep but he doesn't. Instead, he masturbates looking at you, when you wake up and know what he did to you. What do you think you would say?" I had been thinking he was a strange man, but at that moment I felt disgusting. So I told him that I thought "Disgusting". And then he sighed and said "... thought as much." He said. "I thought as much."

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>watching McDonalds """arthouse""" anime
Grow up

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You wouldn't?