Original trilogy: the real Star Wars

Original trilogy: the real Star Wars
Sequel trilogy: it was fun and are ok movies.
Sequel trilogy: complete garbage.

Do you agree in my deep analysis?

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Shit I meant "prequel trilogy in the seoncd line.

Delete this now

new hope: real star wars
empire strikes back: a very welcome sequel that bettered the original
return of the jedi: very problematic sequel, stuff directly involving the emperor and vader are kino, but the ewoks and that shitty sand battle (with the monster down the pit) are retarded and feel like a foretaste of the prequels; basically: things begin to go to shit
prequels: everything goes to shit
disney star wars: "we're reaching levels of shit that shouldn't be possible!"

Why is ANH a single movie if Darth Vader the villain don't die in it? The story is not finished.

Rey should be naked

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If Rey and Nute Gunray had a child it would be called Rey Gunray.

And I would watch a video of the conception, if such a thing were to be made available

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Hell Nute looks real intimidating in that photo.

The original 3 was just 3 movies, like the Back to The Future movies. They were a series of 3 movies that told a contained story about characters. It was not a "cinematic universe". It was forced into that shape to compete with Star Trek because Star Trek was really fucking popular. And to sell toys. Mainly to sell toys. But the EU was stupid and forced and all of was about inbreeding and everyone being related to the legendary original characters because that's all you can do with 3 movies that are literally about characters. And they all became Mary Sue Gods, especially Luke.

The Force was a simple spiritual energy concept that got completely butchered by materialistic writers, and that includes Lucas with his fucking midichlorians. Star Wars died then and there.

Everything that remained is just the "dark side". It's kids who love the violence of ligtsabers and masturbate to Vader cutting people up and Sidius throwing lightning. The message of peace of mind, connection and unity with all life, and evil being destined to defeat itself was lost completely.

The prequel movies were stupid, cringe, and just Lucas trying to make more money. The sequels connect better to the original message but are still just about trying to make money and trying to still force this "Star Wars cinematic universe" that will never be.

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would be more watchable with Daisy in her birthday suit

What are you talking about? The original 3 movies was an unique story. From beginning to end, not 3 separate stories.

Pretty accurate. Grew up with the original trilogy. Didn't care much for the prequels but they got the world building right. Sequel trilogy started off with a decent but not at all great movie. Could have been a stepping stone towards improvement but instead they fucked up even more. Only Solo and Rogue One vaguely capture the sessence of Star Wars. I think a blend of the two standalone movies would make for a great Star Wars movie.

>Solo.
Please...

good argument

Tell what was the purpose of that movie. Knowing how Solo got his nickname and how he learned to shot first? Who was the villain?

I wasn't aware movies needed to have a specific purpose. But I said it vaguely captured the essense of Star Wars. Vaguely. Which means it did it slightly better than the sequel trilogy movies. I also said a blend of Solo and Rogue would make for a good Star Wars movie. I never said Solo by itself was good.

Ok, so Solo is shit, we agree then.

Lets just agree that your reading comprehension is shit.

would be kinky, but the movie would still be shit

And that you say a lot of shit to say the same. That Solo is shit, period.

It was depending on how well it did at the time...If ANH flopped that would be it..there are plenty of films that are open ended ( recently see Alita)