Tfw no qt gf

ill do it on ur dumb ass

Based and hoovespilled

imagine being carefree and happy

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i unironically cannot

Dubs and I get a qt girlfriend.

my turn to try

Dubs and I get a cute girlfriend and leave this place.

dubbies and you three turn into my pony gfs

she is insanely beautiful

i wanna an asian girl with a nice butt

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Dubs and everyone dies

we'll make it anons

hope you get gassed

Dubs and I get a girlfriend.
Singles and I kill myself.

I have a gf and I'd rather be single again

>insectoids
Cringe

the faster you accept you will never have a gf, life stops being a tragedy and becomes a comedy

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Dubs and I confess to my qt Bulgarian friend

You stole my dubs you piece of shit now everyone has to live because of you

>unironically hanging commie dictators pictures on the wall

tfw no gf nagging me for watching too much kino, playing vidya or doing drugs

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Give me your address I'll come and kill you and rape your mom

why though

Can I at least get a blowjob?

SHUT UUUUUUP
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOORE

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Dubs and I go talk to my crush at the library.

you wouldnt have done it anyway

blowjobs aren't that much fun when you watch porn too much and can't stop thinking your cock doesn't look nearly as big in the girl's mouth as other cocks on your screen do

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True, I waited too long anyway. It's already dead.

tfw khv 28 year old with no degree and no job experience and no light at the end of the tunnel but I still look like a normie so people can't seem to stop from asking me about my girlfriend and job

Fortunately, mine does.

STOP FUCKING BRAGGING
HAVE SOME RESPECT user

Being a virgin with 8 inches is a weird experience. I feel quite the opposite, I can't watch rough stuff like Woodman cause watching his small dick is as strange as watching black guys fucking.

repeating integers and all gf-less losers ITT turn into girls and cockworship me

ahh, I feel for you man, my cock is 5.5 inch needle dick but i've been with about 6 girls, 2 of which have commented that my dick is small. But knowing a big willy guy like you is a virgin, puts my insecurities into perspective.

I'm just an emotional crutch. I can do more without her, with less stress and fewer walls. this is my 5th gf and I'm convinced now that I am meant ot be alone. I fail to see the appeal beyond sex, and sex isn't even that great

The fuck this isnt reassuring at all

I hope you told them their pussy was wide.

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i kinda grew a cuck fetish, well at least I jerk off to that kind of stuff but I don't think I'd enjoy it irl, been with a girl for 4 years now and she was a virgin before hand... so i suppose my problem is somewhat solved

Honestly, if you're autistic, nothing can help you, I'm also 6'2 and I have a rather attractive face. I often get eye contacts, some girls even sit next to me in some places to try to talk to me.
I'm a friendless shutin, I can't bluntly tell them that I have a big banana shaped dick. I wished things were that simple.

literally and unironically me

women telling a man he's small should be a death penalty offense honestly

I WANT TO FUCK THIS SCIENTOLOGIST GIRL BUT SHE ONLY WANTS TO DATE OTHER SCIENTOLOGISTS WHAT DO I DO

please stop

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Trips and I’ll go gay

>no berber gf
jdimsa

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Dubs and I get a 8/10 thicc girlfriend.

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>no gf
>oh god I wish I had a gf
>gf
>oh god I wish I was single
This is the gf redpill.