How did they fuck this up so badly?

How did they fuck this up so badly?

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dunno lol

I noticed that too, it was really dissapointing. Both looked like they fell done from their bicycles at most while based boomers looked like they had been in a fucking car crash.

i guess someone invented towels in the meantime

because modern actors are poofs and want to look good all the time

Nobody wants to look at chernobyl victims in a boxing movie

Bottom is more accurate to real life tho.

I fought in New York City and I fought the Jersey shore
My gut stayed full of whiskey and my bed stayed full of whores
They called my right a cannonball and my left they called the same
I left em' all lyin' half in blood and half in shame

I met a man on '32 and he stuck out his hand
And he offered me a thousand if I'd fall before his man
I said it could be done but only for another two
He smiled at me and nodded as I stuck it in my shoe

They rang the bell two times before I let him have my nose
And I let him work my left until my eye was swollen closed
Then I let loose a right that they still talk about today
For that guinea didn't know that I had bet the other way

They covered every dock and every port there on the coast
Looking for that double crosser who had turned into a ghost
But I was on a train my friend that rode the other way
And I'll sail from California back to Dublin one fine day

Maybe it's because i'm not black and american but how in the fuck was the protagonist supposed to be the good guy here? The whole shit was just a big tantrum and somehow i'm supposed to be happy when he aspulls thru it?

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RUSSIA BAD

AMURCA GOOD

ITT People that have never actually watched boxing

Old Rocky was unrealistic Hollywood garbage dramatization

this guy is not the slighyest bit masculine how is this the one you're all 'they should have him be the lead' of whatever because he's more heavy. wtf
old lightbulb head ass drake lookin ass

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I think emphasizes how hard the other guy was hitting, Moran.

But his daughter is kinda deaf! Honestly nothing from Adonis side makes any sense at all. Victor didn't kill Apollo and Victor's life went to shit thanks to Rocky, the guy who let Apollo die. Apollo dying was literally the best thing to ever happen to Adonis

>angry that movies are movies

Looking pics of Rocky getting fucked up i found this. I think this is the first time Sylvester Stallone has actually looked italian kek.

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Masculine meaning acts like a hood nigger? Hit the gym and read a book, ny dude.

who won in creed II? Was it Drago jr?

It was really embarassing and turning Rocky into a detached mega retard wasn't even endearing anymore it was just frustrating. The opponent actually had a much better character arc.

Are you gay? Please, no need to reply.

>Angry someone took an old movie as more realistic than a recent one that did realistic makeup effects

Seriously you're fucking retarded if you think people's faces swell up like Apollo's, his entire head would be a bloody pumpkin if his eyes were that swollen yet his nose is perfectly normal lmao what a shit makeup artist

no masculine meaning high developmental testosterone manifesting in certain facial feature configuration

Creed, after Ivan Drago throws in the towel

No pic related is what peak masculinity looks like. Most young actors look like regular onions boys now.

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gon go rape me sum russian whyte bitch

whAt do yOu meAn Bro tHinGs aRe FiNe we'Ve gOt biG guYs

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Why don't they just have Rocky fight more tho?

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I just googled "boxing face swollen" and got this. Seems to prove you wrong quite handily.

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lame

>AYY LMAO

>Drago would have won by judges decision if he could have stayed on his feet for like 4 more seconds

please never make a film

>Implying M B Jordan doesn't look masculine

Cope.

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When the one on the left extends his hands and starts to feel the cosmos, roll behind him for an easy visceral

>finnish him

Hot damn

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i take this post to be a joke making fun of the way some people don't understand that the body doesn't matter. i mean his face is blacked out here for a reason haha
I remember i thought his character in the wire was a girl for a bit

Yeah it was poorly executed since they made Viktor look like the rocky underdog against the Millionaire cocky asshole

>pretending to know anything about boxing

Yeah you are

yikes just find someone to have sex with already

Why you gotta be a hater bro?

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Negro protagonist probably didn’t wanted to look bad in scene, some gays dont like their face looking like it’d bruised and shit

Seething

Hey I noticed you scurried away like a little bitch after was posted. Nothing to say?

I am literally getting close to this physique just from properly doing pushups, pullups, bodyweight squats, calf raises, forearm exercises and eating a high protein, low carb diet. I'm like 2-3 months away from it. Maybe I just have good genes.

heh

keep it up

for you

This is scott fitzgerald after a war with anthony fowler

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CINEMATIC
BOXING

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absolutely fuckin dashing

Lots of you fairy's need a shot of testosterone.

>youtube.com/watch?v=kIKPLMZZDv4

>gyno tits
>masculine
ok, fag

I really like the Creed movies but I absolutely never give a shit about Adonis in any capacity and the only reason I root for him is because it's rooting for Rocky by proxy. Huge storytelling flaw, he's super unlikable.

Bottom photos aren't even from round 10. Adonis's left eye is so swollen he can't see by about halfway through the fight

That was Creed 1 you are thinking of.
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This is Creed 2
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It might make sense if boxing has been nerfed in modern times unlike back then.

If this thread dies it dies.

What does it feel like to have these kind of incredibly swollen black eyes? How hard does it hurt to keep them open?

Imagine how this would feel. Looks like his face is trying to get away.

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who hurt you?

I once got a black eye from hitting my head on a lamp post
You simply cant open it, it feels naturally closed
If you strain to try and "force" it to open it hurts

So just like Rocky 3, which Creed II mostly based on.
Alo, stoppage is more of a thing in modern boxing. The ref wouldn't let Rocky and Creed go that far.

>If you strain to try and "force" it to open it hurts
user, I...

You don't feel it that much when you're fighting, adrenaline is some shit. It hurts like a motherfucker half an hour later though.

Good lord, some of these don't even seem possible.

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>I am literally getting close to this physique just from properly doing pushups, pullups, bodyweight squats, calf raises, forearm exercises and eating a high protein, low carb diet. I'm like 2-3 months away from it. Maybe I just have good genes.

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spooky

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He's White

Unironically I did 3 years of home workout consisting of door frame pull ups and shit tons of push ups and sit ups. Later I joined a gym and I have achieved more in 6 months doing a proper program than I did doing random shit at home.

It's unironically pandering to female audiences. Back in boomer times, women where taught to perfer romantic males, and to care more about personalities than looks. So, these macho-man movies where only targeted at straight men, who didn't give a shit how ugly the dudes looked.
But now, these movies have a huge new audience in women who just like to stare at hot men for a couple of hours. These women don't care about story, they don't care about action, and they don't care about character; they just want to look at buff chests and pretty faces. This is how capeshit has not only sustained itself, but has SOMEHOW grown a MAJORITY female audience. If males where still the primary audience, they would've gotten bored of cinematic universes a long time ago.
Incidentally, this is also why female movie stars are getting more ugly, while male movie stars are getting more hot. Women absolutely despise better-looking women, and hate looking at them.

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I believe you. Been in the same boat, but I hate fitness centers. I like to work out alone, or with mates in team sports. Fuck the rest. My main goal is fitness and remaining healthy.

The jews won

>doesn't know what gyno is

Left looks like when people photoshop mouths over eyes

I dont know but we got 2 dudes beating each other to a pulp kino on the weekend

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/fit/ needs to stop identifying any kind of pec growth as "gyno"

Fucked up thing was they showed that Viktor was a hard worker and wanted to be a champ so badly, but apparently he couldn't fight nearly as good as a ribs-broken Creed. wtf was that shit?

not like Rocky III... in Rocky III the protagonist was still the underdog to the viewer - for the whole film - and he was also shown to be the likeable one (Mr T was shown as a fookin jerk).

looks like big guy mixed with ezra

Val Kilmer had a bretty good Batman physique.

Unironically this.

Underrated

M8, the only way it could be more like 3 is if Rocky died. Adonis was the champ, making loads of money fighting bums, kid is on the way. Then this monster comes from the bottom and challenges him, Rocky doesn't want him to fight because he will get fucking murdered. he does so anyway, trains half assedly, the kid is born but it has some defects so he isn't in the right state of mind, fights and gets fucking murdered. He then has someone tell him that he's a bitch, trains him from the ground up. H fights again with his new style, and barely wins because of some bullshit.

Yeah, what I was getting at though was it still didn't feel like Rocky III because in III the protagonist was the likeable underdog.
Watching these new Creed films try to imitate the old ones yet missing any of the heart is how I imagine it will feel in the future as AI copies human shit without any of the he/art or understanding.

Man, Rocky III was a good movie.