Manlet

He wasnt a real person and the relationships usually failed for comedic effect

George has no confidence he's just an idiot who's good at faking it.

Why are you conflagrating pedophilia with being Jewish? No one mentioned his Jewishness but you...

I'm TRYING TO, GEEyeeeEZE

How do I do that

you're going to attract that guy wiht the giant pasta full of links about height and stuff

Whats the difference?

And yet you're here

lying piece of shit

I'm conflating unfounded personal attacks on Jews with their Jewishness.

George can't maintain it he always ends up dropping the ball at some point. Or kills his wife.

No

makes zero sense my neurotic heeb

By going outside and actually interacting with women

youtube.com/watch?v=MMXLyuV_b9o

Women fucking hate that unless you're hot

This isn’t a secret place he could be at home or on the toilet I’ve had over 80 sexual partners and some were hot and most were average but because I can talk and know social cues a balding Manlet like me can have sex

Are you implying the Jewish peoples have a reputation and possible inclination towards pedophilia?

>80 sexual partners
That's disgusting

Do you think he means just going up to random women in the street?

>over 80 sexual partners
I noticed how you didnt say women

>he could be at home or on the toilet
what did user mean by this

Well he said outside, that doesn't leave many options to meet women outside the park.

Your right I’ve dabbled in twink boipusssy and shemales too

To each his own

He gets more pussy when acting the opposite way.

Haven’t you hear of places like clubs, bars , libraries, and a multititude of other social settings how are incels so delusional

>Your right I’ve dabbled in twink boipusssy and shemales too
Yeah I dont wish to walk that line. If I wanted a dude to suck my dong I could have done that years ago because gay men are fucking degenerates. You arent an authority on shit. You're just a retard.

Nothing wrong with spending your Sunday evening shitposting

I think most people here don't want to whore themselves, that's kinda fucking easy to do. I imagine they mostly want some princess charming to come along and lift them out of their life slump

To each his own it was about 5 times so not a lot plus they were nice looking femboys

but no one said he was jewish, except you david

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Well men are seed chasers who Persue women and try to gain access
To sex not the opposite and lmao and the princess coming around to rescue somebody who won’t even get up themselves

None of these places are outside.

Tbf the only reason I have "so much success" is because I just get wasted til I don't care. Sober approaching a girl in a library? Oh no no no no no no

I don't think english is your first language

he's literally Larry David's self insert

You probably won't have much luck approaching a girl drunk in a library either, I know I haven't.

>To sex not the opposite and lmao
What did he mean by this?

Yes it is my keyboard is filled with drywall so the keys are all fucked up

Outside is outside your house there is so much functions that women are at, I got a handjob and a function I volunteered at for deaf children because I lied to
Some Asian milf

I assume you looked them up or something? I've been mildly curious about getting my dick sucked/fucking a trap/tranny/crossdresser/etc but it's never been enough of an interest that I actively go looking for them and in day to day life I don't bump into a lot of effeminate dudes to see if they're interested.

Why is your keyboard filled with drywall? Did you bust down a wall next to your computer?

Yeah I did I’m doing renovations and it’s a damn mess.

I decided what the hell went to Grindr and matched with a few and asked if the wanted wrestling lessons at my house and they came over fucked and left

>I got a handjob and a function I volunteered at for deaf children because I lied to Some Asian milf

How come every thread like this the dude who gets laid a lot always slowly reveals he's a sociopath. Is that what it takes?

his posts are clearly bait. He's talking about fucking trannies off grindr now.

For some it does for some it doesent and depends on the situation I lie all the time to women especially if you’re just looking for a hookup

I was working construction at this elderly Asian lady’s house and it was her and her son and they were out of the country so I updated my profile with me in their living room and said it was my house and brought a girl over and fucked in the old lady’s bed and ghosted the hookup

it was a different time. Back then, women didn't get courted by literally hundreds of men on social media.

>you now notice the IMMENSE sociopathy induced by social contract
The funniest thing is that most people walk around thinking they're good people because they DONT great people around them like shit
>mfw humans are kind and society is advanced yet people skirt around the homeless like and NBC-suit-mandatory area

Don’t underestimate how preverted I am

I'm not giving my hard earned money to some drug addled thieves.

It's all about HEIGHT, FACE, AND FRAME. CHAD eats PIZZA while you FAP to CARTOONS.

Lol

It's so cliched, but I have an asshole cousin who is kind of like George and he used to get with some pretty hot women. He lived in New York and he could just go up and talk to any woman and just completely bullshit them. He didn't even hide that he was an asshole, he was just so over the top confident that it worked.

To be fair, though, he had most of his hair and was only like a semi-manlet. But I always thought the whole confidence is all you need thing was complete bullshit until I actually saw him in action in person.

>jews cannot be attacked under any circumstance because they are jews
All kikes will burn in hell.

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It was a different time. Before tinder.

Big dick energy

No. He was NEVER himself. That was his whole character. Art Vandelay

He had a job that wasn’t fast food services like most anons have

I work out enough to have an average build, I also shave my head completely. my current girlfriend is an amateur model, definitely 8 out 10 at least, i met her at a space-themed party. I saw she came alone so I walked over and talked to her before any other guys could. turns out she is a total nerd for the space shuttle. So I basically dropped my knowledge on that too, she stood by me the whole time, I didn't act like a horn dog, just diving into her common interests as well as mine, by the end of the night she gave me a huge hug and asked for my number. that was 3 months ago and we see each other at least 3 days week. moral of the story:

>just look as normal as you can
>don't fucking hesitate when you have a chick targeted
>don't fucking act like you are hitting on them
>you will be surprised that sometimes even the hottest of women can have the nerdiest of hobbies

I went on two dates with a girl from A dating app, and we both had great conversations each time, and I still got the “not looking for a relationship” text after the second date. I’m not an attractive guy

Were professional type women that easy to get in the 90s? Did you really just have to have a normal job in manhattan to get one?

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Cool story, faggot

>I'm a fucking loser so that means the rest of the world is
Nice projecting, faggot

I think it's still pretty much like that. You gotta keep in mind they aren't gonna cast realistic looking hogs for these parts. It's TV dummy

its a tv show, women get paid to pretent they go out with george...

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ok...

It's a fictional character in a fictional show. But you already know that.

I'm sick of threads that are allowed on Yea Forums because they are "kinda Yea Forums related" even though they are just used as a means to have a /r9k/ thread on Yea Forums

This must end. This incel shit must end.

>and we both had great conversations each time

apparently she disagrees. was she smiling a lot during those conversations? did she ever touch you? if not then she was very bored

ok what?

What's the cure doc?

Seething

He tries and then some

>seething because I am not single
ok.......

>He lies and then some
fixed

>How does he do it?
unironic answer: because women back then were not blinded to this idea that even if they were 300 pound lard-whales they deserve an Abercrombie and Fitch male model.

Fun fact: most "lesbians" are women who have snapped because they never got to date a 10/10 guy and never considered dating a man below that number. Hence they were 30 and still virgins

I can make women and man laugh like no other I've met in person.

And here I am. Liar.

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>in big city with massive dating pool
>usually has decent job

That gets you in the door with 50-60% in the 30-50 demographic right off the bat.

Jews did 9/11

This.

You realize this isn't even remotely true. If they try and fail to pull those types of guys, they stop believing in it. The rejection is too much and they start knowing their place.

>Beautiful
>Charming
>Smart

How is Elaine not a nudist?

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Because it’s a tv show and they wanted the cast to do well in the ratings

It’s fantasy

For fucks sake tv it’s a show on television it’s not real he pulled hot women because the casted them to act a part I’m worried about you tv

>80s/90s
>has good job
>friends with popular comedian

money. or at least the pretense of.

lmao if anything based Lar was the one pointing out how all the holywood pedos and #metoo guys were jews

Why am i laughing so hard

He actively tried to get women.

Most of you could also get women if you actually tried.

cringe and retardpilled
based and redpilled

I am not a manlet. I am not balding. I am not neurotic.
But I am a kissless virgin.

Weird haha.

Didn't Jerry push for attractive actresses to get casted on the show so he could fuck 'em?

i wonder which ones he banged

That’s pretty much Hollywood dude

SEXIST
YOURE HARRASINGME
RAPE RAAAPE
CALL 911

thats what happens when u approach women at the library

Anyone remember this
youtube.com/watch?v=KB8KwxseUmE

Because this is jewish fantasy

Julia was a nudist back in the 90s