Villains name is sauron

>villains name is sauron
>sidekick is named sauronman
was tolkien retarded?

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Fuck off low effort lotr bait poster. Too dumb to start a lotr economy thread? Fucking brainlet

based
acidic

>Mountain called Krakatoa
>Cracks
who the fuck wrote this shit?

I'm literally going to come to your house and kill you if you keep talking shit

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>Catholic
Yeah, probably retarded

>villains name is Hitler
>sidekick is named Himmler
wtf was with this?

Who is the villain of ASOIAF?

>villain
uhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm

Yeah, he was the villain, he killed Hitler

>admiral's name is Yamamoto
>ships name is Yamato
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

when are we getting over this guys?

>characters name is Aragorn
>All my friends pronounce it Eragon

>characters name is gollum
>he literally says "gollum" everytime he coughs

Gay

It's a good thing Tolkein died before he could go full on Rowling with LoTR because doing shit like turning the symbolism of Frodo using the Ring to kill Gollum and the Rung being undone by the greed it spreads into "lol God tripped him" is the stupidest fucking thing and it pisses me off.
Tolkein is equally as big a hack and Rowling and only onions will disagree.

>heroe's sidekick name is Legless
>two gay midgets are named Marry and Pimpin
what a weird series lol

Eragon backwards is Nogare

i saw your thread the other day and am amused that youre still angry about this

Gollum was going to fall in the fire anyway.

Checked and thanks. It is my hope that one day I can successfully enlighten everyone on just how terrible Tolkein was.
He like Rowling took many already existing tropes and borrowed much from other fantasy works to create his work. The parralels are many.

>samefagging your own thread

>trusting an evil looking dude with a name like Grimy Wormtongue
What the hell were they thinking?

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>other fantasy tropes
LoTR literally created almost all the tropes you're likely thinking about.

No one pronounces it Eragon.

>enemy is ANGRY about his WRING
>sends our minions called wringwraths
hack

Imagine if anyone oulled this shit now. It only gets a pass because its muh Tolkien. He a great writer, but come the fuck on.

>Captain America
Redskull
Redskullman
>Heat
Waingrow
Waingrowman
>Berserk
Griffith
Griffithman
>Schindlers List
Schindler
Schindlerman

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>TDKR
Batman

ser duncan the tall. if he would have just raped and murdered egg, none of this bs would be happening

you must not be american

>Hitler
>likes to hit people

>Himmler
>uses male pronouns

BRAVO YHWH

Are there homosexual hobbits?

no because there's no jews in the shire

>1 month into bilbo being gone, his family has him proclaimed dead and steal all his shit
>no jews though
hmmmm

Cringe

Oof and yikespilled

Maario Naharis

she was a saruman the day that she left me

Frodo and Sam were gay and Sam didn't like the ring because gay marriage was illegal

some say the real sour men are the friends we made along the way

What would you do? What would you do if I Frodo you?

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(((Sackville)))-Bagginses

Wasn't it more like 11 months? I've only read the Hobbit once.

Look in the mirror

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t. Satan

>smaug
>sounds just like smog

how did 2nd age fags even know about L.A.?

>Anglo’s land
>Angland
>England
Who were the englos and when did they overthrow the anglos? Was this before or after the finno/Korean hyper war?

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SARUMAN

you reek of pleb, and haven't read anything, it would be sad if it wasn't so pathetic

Just wait until you hear about what happened to Numenor, youre gonna flip your shit.
Its not like its a very interesting concept that the literal Devil himself was all part of Erus grand plan, but the devils lieutenant forced Gods hand not once but twice.