Couldn’t have said it better myself

couldn’t have said it better myself

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Yea Forums incels don't understand what big of a deal this is for normal people.

This is the cultural/movie event of a lifetime, nothing comes close.

>attractive women will suck my dick
Why did you edit this one out?

>what big of a deal this is for normal people

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And if I don't follow the rules?

>rules if you're watching any Marvel movie ever
>rule #1: neck yourself you fucking nigger
>end of rules

its only a big deal to 38 year old boomers

Fuck your rules I'm smoking a blunt in the parking lot and rolling in during the middle of the previews

I don't care how cliche it is to say it, but it is just so utterly pathetic to see how many grown adults care about such childish stuff.

>rules
>watching with me
how sad and cringeworthy
the person who wrote that crap up is probably a lonely loser who never went to see a movie with anyone else besides their mom

Post your hairline

I remember I decided to give Infinity War a try and most of the theater there were clapping and chanting whenever a superhero would come out.

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Some people really have nothing else to live for

Why do people pretend they don't watch these movies? Literally all of you do and will talk about little else the week after Endgame comes out.

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What's he going to do if I don't follow the rules? Cry?

I unironically have never watched a MCU movie

>Literally all of you do
Projecting

I haven't watched a single one since Iron Man and I don't plan to change that anytime soon

LOL

kino

Let me translate for you all

>I'm so afraid of being at home that i need to be not there
>If you're not as empty as me then you might not have filled your head with comic books and I'm not gonna tell you what types of Void i consumed
>I really need to forget reality so dont interrupt or I'll remember my life is meaningless and I've wasted years while others have lived normally. Please i get violent when i remember I'm not it fantasy land anymore
>Consume. React. Be happy. Have Emotions. Be happy. Reality doesn't exist. Everyone is equal. Be happy
>Don't leave or you'll interupt my fantasy.
>Because i want to stay in Fantasy land as long as possible were gonna sit and stare at the screen longer until the bright colors and happy noises stop
>After we leave I'm still gonna be mentally in fantasy land so don't interrupt. Please. Or I'll forget I'm not in fantasy land
>We will talk about fantasy land together after I'm done thinking about Fantasy land alone so we both think and talk about fantasy land together

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What kind of pussy faggot needs a day to recover from watching a Marvel movie?

There is actually nothing wrong with this list except for the fact that it's about fucking capeshit.

>go to the movies
>laugh my ass off
>tell my friends to laugh at the shit im laughing at
>throw popcorn at people down the aisle
>slurp my soda loudly
>yell YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO when something cool happens
>yell OH FUCK when a main character dies
>yell NICE TITS during a sex scene
>just generally have a good time

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based

I watched:
Iron Man
Iron Man 2
The Avengers
Captain America: Winter Soldier
Guardians of the Galaxy
Ant-Man
Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2

I haven't kept up with the movies because they're all pretty much the same thing and their overall impact on the cinematic universe can pretty much be summed up in three sentences each, being generous

what massive faggot wrote this

>We must give People of Color and underrepresented minorities their space on opening day as they suffer from racialized violence and this movie presents an safe venue to reflect on White violence
Honk

you lol

HAHAHAHAA


YOU COWARD


ENJOY WHATEVER YOU LIKE BROS, AND NEVER BE ASHAMED OF WHO YOU ARE

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this person sounds like they don't have healthy priorities

DUDE

>emotional wreck
If he unironically cries in a capeshit movie then he must be an incel.

I’m the guy that yells

>OOF, THATS GOTTA HURT!

At every opportunity

>implying this would make you less interesting to women, not more

i just hope a woman wrote that

yikes oof

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I wanna go see it just to ruin somebody like that's experience
>clapping/cheering a tragic death
>chewing loudly, sometimes moan
>"That's what she said"
>eat something garlic-y af so I'm just beefing toxic fumes loudly periodically

Do it

>normal people
Normal people don't watch garbage that's catered for underage children.

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End game will be the first movie I will watch in the theater all by myself since no one wanted to go with me (I only have a few friends and they hate these movies)
I'm really anxious. Already got my tickets

Yeah like the biggest movie of the year isn't going to enforce the standard no singles policy

You wasted your money

Good luck, hopefully you can enjoy your own experience while the entire theater is whooping and screaming and clapping at every little joke the raccoon makes during the movie.

They do if they bring their children.

This is sadly accurate for all MCU movies.

The last superhero movie I've seen is X-men 2. I'm not knocking anyone watching these movies and I can't really tell if pics like OP are serious or not.

Caring what other adults do with their free time is the most pathetic thing of all though.