B-body?

The guy's an idiot, and did a really obvious crime.

I know but the fact that apparently graduated from law school is maddening considering how dumb he is
did he just cheat his way through?

Remember to vaporize the body and clean her vagoo out beforehand. Then you need to act cool ;^)

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he entered the apartment with the victim's friends when they where trying to find her, so he had an alibi for any hairs or dna in the apartment
I will never understand why he agreed to be interrogated without a lawyer, he was in law school he knew better

ey steven, ya wahnna watch wrasslemaniya?

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>clean her vagoo
>vaporize her body

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>so he had an alibi for any hairs or dna in the apartment
pretty sure they found hair on her body though once they found the body

>vaporize the body

Easier said than done mate.

yeah
if they hadn't found the body he probably would have gotten away with it

>I will never understand why he agreed to be interrogated without a lawyer, he was in law school he knew better

He should have known how terrible his crime was planend out. But he didn't. Guy was low IQ.

I didn't do it.

Honestly why did he throw the body into the dumpster? Did he really yhink they were going to ignore the smell of decomposing flesh. Seriously why?.

Don't get interviewed? What a rookie mistake, someone on TV could see it and think 'I saw that creepy jewfro dude by those dumpsters' if you do commit a murder why the fuck would you make your presence known

Why'd he do it?

she was a mildly attractive white female
no way would they just stop looking.
maybe if the didn't find the body AND he hadn't appeared on tv AND he moved to mexico after things cooled down he MIGHT have gotten away with it.

Just eat it, humans taste pretty good

You could argue finding a hair in a dumpster you use regulalry isn't that big a surprise

I don't know.

Where do I buy a people sized vaporizer?

it was trash day, he didn't think it'd be in there too long
tired of being told to have sex
his reasoning was like "hiding in plain sight". he thought that the police would think
>only an idiot would show up on tv, he's obviously not a suspect
the hair was on her body, not just in the trash next to her

There was no way he was going to get away with it - he might have gotten away with it for a week or two weeks, but they were going to find him.

funeral homes let you rent their crematoriums

actually I lost my virginity just the other night officer.

Mates, just dump her into the sun. Easy :^)

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yeah I'm just thinking of a rare scenario in which he even had a small chance of succeeding. it certainly didn't help how many times he shot himself in the foot

>life in prison for this
JUST

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have you SEEN Georgia women?

youtube.com/watch?v=WiNMbCvc5Sk
You can pinpoint the EXACT MOMENT he cracked.

K so what I don't get is why aren't more people murdering others?

Everyone can kill at least one stranger and get away with it. Truly random acts of violence where you have no motive or personal connection to the victim are basically impossible to solve without eyewitnesses.

You could leave all the DNA in the world, doesn't matter. Cum on the body, fuck it. Unless you're a viable suspect the cops would never randomly cross-reference your DNA with the DNA found at a crime scene.

It's only fucking RETARDS who get caught the first time.

Anyone that talks to them is a 10/10 for gaymer incels like Stephen and (You)

>hiding in plane sight
>jewfro virgin boy
He didn't think that one out

>try to rape some random woman you know
>too weak to subdue her enough to get it in
>RREEEEEEE and strangle her to death on impulse because you are pathetic
>somehow think it's the perfect crime and insinuate yourself in the investigation
>dump the body right next to where you live
lmao

Is anybody else sort of glad that he killed that girl? If he hadn't, we wouldn't have this kino saga to enjoy. Sick, I know, but still.

>K so what I don't get is why aren't more people murdering others?
because most people aren't murderers and want to just get home at the end of the day

at least in western nations.

I think I need to sit down

There's a big social taboo against murder, and thats hard to over come. You need some good motivation to kill someone typically. That's why it's usually relatives or lovers.

Becausr people who are intelligent and hard working enough yo get away with random murders simply don't feel compelled to kill. There's a reason why all these murderers seem to come across as dumb lazy fucks when they're inevitably caught: it's because they are.

I could write a book about how to actually get away with murder but the dumbasses who would actually commit one wouldn't even read past the preface.

But wouldn't the vagoo be vaporized too? Did you remove the vagoo and preserve it?

hahahah

Kinda true. His fuckup has brought some kind of joy to untold thousands across the western world.

What joy was that random roastie really giving the world? Sure, her family misses her, but that's like a dozen people at most.

>If he hadn't, we wouldn't have this kino saga to enjoy
there would have been another kino saga and you wouldn't know what you had lost in the first place.
I personally find it unfortunate that such a young life was lost.

off-topic shit that gets deleted for everything else?

he was framed

Lol you just know there's an unintelligent user in this thread reading all the clear murderbait and thinking people are really this okay with killing other people -- hey dumbo, don't do it, you're falling for a classic Yea Forums trick

Buy enough refractory bricks and steel beams to make a person sized chamber. Hook up a propane tank and a high output burner to a hole in it. Add the body. Turn it on. Wait a few hours.

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it's also a classic Yea Forums to trick to play along my newfriend

He was a fucking dumbass.

I don't really like the ethos of this

Do you realize how much of a gigantic faggot you are?

>hey let me dump a mutilated body into a trash bin
>they totally wont find that

Literally fucked at that point.

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[Sits completely still for 10 minutes]

What's the best way to dispose a body?
I often think about this? I know I need to get rid of the teeth but what can I do about the bones? I could always blend the meat and throw it around the city in random dumpsters but what can be done about the bones?

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bet he was trying to really see if he could will himself into another reality where he wasn't a fucking brainlet kek

Sorry to upset you

>this is the average frogposter that you share a board with

They'll run the DNA through genetic testing records and find the DNA sample your aunt sent in to a geneology website a few years ago and they'll ask your family members to send in samples, and you can refuse, but your mom or dad or brother will agree because why shouldn't they, and their DNA will show a close enough match to what you left at the crime scene that they can get a warrant to have you tested, and then you're fucked.

>I personally find it unfortunate that such a young life was lost.
I agree. All good things come at a cost, a terrible one in this case.

I live in the middle of a giant desert and I can just go dig a hole and nobody would find shit, all I gotta do is hide the tire tracks

Cut the body up and feed it to pigs.

I do this regularly

Make those lil doodles into a comic or something

Desert, dig a nice big hole and put the body in there, then throw kitty litter on top of it so the stench isn't too bad.

dismember it for easy transportation. bury it somewhere far away from the crime scene. don't commit another murder in those areas for long time. you can get away with using the same areas for dumps like the currently active serial killer in the northeast US but you are risking someone seeing you. also, this is a given but don't kill fucking people you know.

real talk mate don't kill people

Unless the locals or Feds had a sample of his DNA in the database, finding a random a strand of hair is fucking useless.
DNA and finger print evidence are useless if the gov doesn't have sonething to compare it yo

>she was attractive

I never understood this meme

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yeah fucking too right cunt

You mean like the DNA and fingerprints they're going to get when the killer walks into the station for an interrogation?

I laugh but this is literally something I would try

Just fucking around while I was watching the video, some more detailed drawings could be neat

That's not even remotely close to how the real world works, kiddo.

okay so how do you solve this dilemma

youtube.com/watch?v=p3uw9EY0TjI

M I L D L Y you dip

>watch Forensic Files
>Don't do what the people who got caught did
wtf murder is easy

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me too but at least i know enough to not kill people

Law schools actually do not prepare you very well for actual practice, only the basics. It's an actual problem that the ABA acknowledges.

horny and lonely

The cops literally beat the trashmen by 2 hours.

The rest of her body was never found. They only found a torso and had to identify it as hers by DNA.

If he had used a different dumpster:

Macon Police Chief Mike Burns said: “It’d have been a missing person from here on out. I think we beat trash day by two hours. When I got
there (to the scene), we started talking about why (the torso) was put there, and I was told, ‘Well, if we’d waited two more hours it would’ve been gone.’ And then we would have had a missing person. ... We wouldn’t have known if there’d been a crime involved or not.”

what'd he do with the arms and legs?

No, she's mildly ugly. Next you're going to tell me how she could light up a room by sheer tyranny of will.

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Can somebody please clarify Stephens political views for me? I know that on the internet he called the Westboro Baptist Church members "bigoted idiots" or something like that, but I also thought that his college classmates described him as some sort of right-winger.

welcome to every occupation

You solve the dilemma by walking back and then clearing the tracks, brainlet

big hollow tree

okay but now you have foot tracks

Raping and killing women is a short term solution to a long term problem. Not only that, it's much more difficult and risky than the long term solution, which is simply to build confidence and keep better hygiene. People will risk their lives in the short term so long as it's in one moment of hardship, to spare a little extra investment in themselves daily for a year. It's absurd.

WBC pissed off both sides by doing things like protesting soldiers funerals and saying they died because gay marriage was legal

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have sex

How is this even remotely Yea Forums related?

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THIS. i got in a car accident once and the lady that hit us wanted me to sign a paper admitting fault. I told her to screw off and my law student now lawyer friend told me "user you should sign the paper"

Im like fuck you too buddy. Turned out I was in minority fault after all so screw both of them

Same thing, cut them apart, same with the head and dumped them in the school dumpsters.
he was a retard and put the body in the dumpster of the apartment building everyone is looking for a missing person.

greenvilleonline.com/story/news/local/south-carolina/2019/04/06/greenville-cold-case-solved-forensics-genealogy/3362145002/

>WBC pissed off both sides
IRL shitposters

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No you don't, because you clear the tire tracks and the fresh foot tracks as you're walking back

How is that remotely an argument?

Melt down the soles of a new pair of shoes and shuffle your feet. Shuffle your feet and vary your gait until you get to terrain which doesn't leave foot imprints.

There's like 3 made TV specials on it and a fourth upcoming.

Maybe because it was on tv you fucking absolute mongoloid

if you live on a coast and have a boadt middle of ocean isn't bad.

otherwise just bury in your own basement assuming the murder happened at your house

lose your virginity

It's the Truman Show only IRL.

>he moved to mexico
you're not sending your best.

This is literally how they caught the golden state killer, nice dubs tho

>99% of new phones have fingerprint scanners
>facial scanners
>family members sending dna to ancestry.com
Nowadays even if you have no criminal backround there's going to be records with your data on, if you commit a crime and leave no trace fair play but its becoming almost impossible to get away with a random act, CCTV everywhere as well

>and you can refuse, but your mom or dad or brother will agree because why shouldn't they

after the golden state killer case I red pilled all my immediate family to never take that shit. Plus there isnt any point both my parents were born in Sardinia so we know where we are from.

My father in law however already did the 23 and me so I guess my kids, if I have any are fucked lel

>when a murder is committed, the police cross reference the fingerprint data of EVERY CELL PHONE IN THE COUNTRY

Does that make sense to you, really?

This is web sleuths we're dealing with, so yes.

NTA but they at least operate under that whole "9/10 victims knew their killers" thing and check those people

>Be autist that never talks to anyone
>Murder a girl
>Decide the smoothest way to get away with this is to be completely out of character and involve yourself completely with this girl's search party and be overly emotional despite never publicly talking to her at all

Why was this guy so stupid?

If you live near a woods bury the body in a vertical hole (so thin but deep) as sattelites apparently look for 6 feet graves. If not then you can dismember into segments (leg, head, torso) After you've drained the body, so run the body in a bath whilst you clear out the guts and blood. You can dump these bags anywhere if you have small enough parts. You could probably throw a backpack worth of body parts away across multiple public bins without anyone realising.

>I told her to screw off and my law student now lawyer friend told me "user you should sign the paper"
I'm not the cream of the crop and I make dumbass mistakes every now and then but literally why
if you want a laff watch young attorneys go at it

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you need a permit which requires a doctor-signed death certificate

unless you WORK at the crematory of course..

Autists can't into theory of mind

Realistically what's to stop someone from killing someone, cutting up their body, and putting the pieces in garbage bags into your bin for the trashman to take? It's all automated here nowadays, a claw grabs and dumps the cans, how would they be able to tell a few non descriptive black bags apart from anything else?

I was making a funny

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I unironically believe that governments have access to such records, whether your local sheriff Joe has access to them is another story

That's my point. Cops are blinded by the principle that most victims have some sort of connection to their killers. If you commit a truly random murder they're pretty much never going to solve it unless the killer fucks up and does something retarded.

This is when McDaniel knew

he fucked up

He thought he was the big brain lawyer who would out smart the cops.

incels are dangerous to society
if male is older than 18 and still is virgin he should be sent to labor camp

>how would they be able to tell a few non descriptive black bags apart from anything else?
Smell, shape, literally opening every bag to make sure a huge puddle of bloody goo isn't in it.

It half worked. They never recovered the parts of her body he tossed in the second dumpster. Someone fucked up and didn't put the first bin out to be collected on garbage night.

>torn bags
>smell
>hair
>random body part drops out
>strangely shaped and weighted bags
>compactor crushes and blood pours out
Last one is a bit farfetched but even with garbage men throwing the bags in you'd probably a chance of getting away with it

Brainlet here, how come people never just bury the body somewhere? Like would it be so hard to keep it in your trunk and drive 3-400 miles away to bury it in the middle of nowhere?

Sure, if you get pulled over you're probably boned, but the odds of that happening are literally several million to one unless you're blatantly breaking driving laws.

He should be sent to the Bunny Ranch at a discount

A man of culture, I see.

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just trying to find something, don't mind me

it doesn't counts if you do it with a prostitute dumbass incel
male virginity is physically non existent and that's why in order to "lose it" you have to do your best to get laid, not just pay to a hooker
stupid fucking incel, must be american

youtube.com/watch?v=7e9NX60dXJ4

>After you've drained the body, so run the body in a bath whilst you clear out the guts and blood

AAAAND that's where you are busted. Your drain trap is filled with blood and guts and offal. They literally remove the traps and look inside them to see if people washed away blood.

>must be american
Rent free

Did he actually have illegal porn? Or did the retarded Alabama cops mistake hentai comics as being illegal?

>torn bags
So? If the pieces of body are small enough and distributed widely enough this isn't an issue
>smell
All garbage smells like death in the summer
>hair
Really? You think they're going to notice hair? Have you ever emptied a vacuum?
>random body part
Just chop up the pieces small enough and no one is recognizing a kneecap
>strangely weighted bags
I don't understand this. All garbage bags vary widely in weight. And again this isn't a bag of JUST body parts
>blood
Liquids ooze out of garbage all the time. They're not testing garbage juice for human dna.

Are you going to be okay?

>Truly random acts of violence where you have no motive or personal connection to the victim are basically impossible to solve without eyewitnesses

Yes, but most murders aren't and thus why people get caught. Criminals are very often morons.

Why didn't he just get a haircut

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>Becausr people who are intelligent and hard working enough yo get away with random murders simply don't feel compelled to kill. There's a reason why all these murderers seem to come across as dumb lazy fucks when they're inevitably caught: it's because they are.

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>WHO'S CAR WAS IT STEPHAN?

Poland

Ted is based but did some very stupid things like literally telling people his real name when he was out murdering, and regularly returning to scenes of crimes and areas the police were monitoring etc, which got him picked up. Also would just leave his murder tools around to be easily seen by various people.

Yeah they would find out it's a body at the compactor or whatever, but then how do they trace it to me? Investigate everyone on the route individually?

>Justice for Stephen McDaniel

fucking lel

/r/asianmasculinity is leaking again.

>All garbage smells like death in the summer
dead people stink something fierce user

Manlet rage

Wait, so this is the ugly abomination that wouldn't have sex with him?

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND

I don't know

She looks like she could kick his dopey ass. What was she 4'9? How did he over power her?

>Investigate everyone on the route individually?
Why not? That's their job.

Weights and a body of water. Getting a boat out unnoticed might be challenging though.

>implying theyre wrong

but who would you kill? if it was someone you had ties to then that route search just made you suspect number one

Shit meant to say clean the guys ect to get rid of blood/bile not try and shove organs down the drain. Yeah I'd be fucked if they searched the place but aside from that I'd be alright I reckon, also bleach destroys crime scenes

Feed them to pigs

>they link pick up locations to suspects
>who would know when trash is collecte
>any CCTV around bins
Slippery slope from then on

Hint: It involves yogurt.

Probably just some homeless dude, my state has an abundance of them littering every city street. Would it be easier to just light a sleeping one on fire? I've almost stomped one out while near black out drunk and felt like a dick about it

>That annoying "eeeein" noise this autistic fuck constantly makes

I bet his ass is getting blasted daily in a Georgia prison

It's actually so simple

You lay the body down and sprout mushrooms on it. After a few weeks the mushrooms will have consumed the body entirely. Not sure why more people don't do this. Or maybe they do and just never get caught because it's so effective.

No one thinks to DNA test a mushroom.

Real answer: he lived in the same apartment complex and stalked this woman for a while, and then stole the master key to the apartments when he knew she was in there alone and broke in, murdered her when she heard him in her apartment by strangling to death, and then he chopped up her body into pieces with a saw in her bathtub.

>No one thinks to DNA test a mushroom.
yeah haha

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but where will the body be rested for those three weeks? deep in a forest where some animal will rip of an arm and drop a piece of finger on the shoulder of some dirt road that where someone stumbles upon it?
three weeks is a long time.

Did he pass the bar? If not it is likely he just skated by with bad grades

Shoot the body, then throw it out of a plane. It'll work for most people, but avoid anyone who wears masks.

You have all been reported to the FBI

CCTV in area, passers by, random hobo who's friends with the hobo you kill spots you, someone filming a Snapchat catches you in the background around the time the guy dies in the same area

Lots of ways to be unintentionally caught, the day's before media was everywhere I imagine you could just go out and kill someone fairly confidently

>voluntarily goes to get interviewed
kino
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Or war

t. seen Hannibal once

You're thinking too much. Use a local shed or something, idk man fuck

CCTV from the mcdonalds across the street, or from the red light camera at the intersection, or the liquor store down the street, or the random Uber driver who drove by while you were dumping it.

And then after getting your license plate on camera, they'll subpoena google and get the GPS data of your smart-phone, where they'll find out that not only did one of the apps on your phone check-in at the nearby mcdonalds at a shady time of night but that you were also milling around at the place she was murdered, on the night she was murdered. And now you're a suspect.

Jada Stevens is from Georgia

I think criminals should have a fighting-chance at getting away with their crimes. It should be difficult to get away with murder, but not as difficult as it has become/is becoming. That's freedom. You get to do whatever you want as long as you're willing to deal with the consequences, but it shouldn't become impossible to murder someone or to get away with murder.

KNOCK KNOCK
MIND IF WE LOOK IN YOUR SHED. MISSING PERSON REPORTED IN THE AREA. ANY HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED.

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>i don't understand

>N-nobody is h-home

the key is to obfuscate time of death, if they have time of death then they have a lot of possibilities to solving the case like without time of death they have nothing
this is why the serial killers who dont get caught take prostitutes/drug addicts, people who will often 'vanish' for weeks on end, and bury (or just leave the body) somewhere obscure where it either wont be found or will be found only after a few weeks

Oh looks like you need a judge to sign off on a search warrant now coppers, haha

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This but unironically

>Don't shake your head all the time it is terrible body language
>Stop describing details of the crime scene
>Keep it vague in general
Our class is not big so I knew her but not well. I hope she is okay she seemed nice in class

SIR IT SEEMS LIKE I SMELL MARIJAUNA.
IM GONNA ASK YOU TO OPEN THE DOOR WILLINGLY OR I WILL KNOCK IT DOWN.

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It's way easier to get away with murder even with modern technology than you think. Over 50% of missing person cases go unsolved to this day, and you know that the vast majority of those are murders. Even active murder cases where they find the body rarely bear fruit when the killer doesn't have an easily traceable relationship to the victim.

Why did he do it though?

Yeah.So?

1. digging a deep grave isn't exactly easy
2. you have to actually kill somebody discretely enough to not get caught immediately. again, not exactly easy
3. unless it's a literal rando and you honestly had zero personal reasons to kill this person, they will likely still deduce that you were involved based on your relationship to that person and other circumstantial things

I don't fuck with this kind of thing, I just am interested in forensics and true crime

okay but there's a doorbell you don't have to yell KNOCK KNOCK

NEIGHBOR OF YOURS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOME SMELL. STRONG MUSHROOM SMELL, BUT ENTWINED WITH THE SMELL OF DEATH.
YOU SMELL ANYTHING OF THAT SORT?
*EXAGGERATED LONG SNIFF*
YEP. SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.

WARRANT, EH? FUNNY HOW WE JUST INTERVIEWED THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE REQUESTED A WARRANT. BE SEEING YOU REAL SOON.
I'M GONNA GO GET THAT WARRANT, BUT MY PARTNER WILL BE HANGING OUT IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE.
JUST KEEPING TABS IS ALL.

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based baldies

Yeah but...so is Virgo Peridot

Am I being detained? Please get off my property sir

Jerry get iPad

She was insanely hot when she was younger and doing those solo dance videos.

>I occasionally like to murder women and wear their lingerie, but that doesn't make me a bad guy.

What was he thinking?

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NO SIR. YOU ARE NOT BEING DETAINED. THAT BEING SAID MY PARTNER WILL BE ON THE SIDEWALK WATCHING, KEEPING AN EYE ON YOU FOR YOUR SAFETY.

>after the golden state killer case I red pilled all my immediate family to never take that shit.
quick rundown?

>to have
>to have
>to have
>to have

This autistic interview is hilarious

Him and Bernardo became bros in jail

>Jada Stevens

Based. I love that big booty mutt.

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>and then I would take her body to the woods and bury her in a very very very deep grave

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>when you realize how easy it was to murder people before dna and security cameras

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she looks like

what hairstyle is that?

>maybe uh... maybe molest her a couple of a times before giving her the final dirt nap...

>gets an idea to cover up a murder from a tv show
>forgets that the murderer was caught handily
top tier criminals, tv

is that Kevin Feige?

The Island

People are still trying to solve jack the ripper. Even though it's completely pointless by now since we will never be 100% sure who it was

The Island

What exactly is $5,000 going to do? Is that what it costs to get a lawyer in Burgerland?

Jack the Ripper is probably dead too

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The Phil Collins

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I was already being unironic

they solved this in Star Trek already.
it's just a sentient energy field that possesses the body of someone prone to women hating

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What's his psychological profile?

>Jack the Ripper
why didn't they just round up every Jack in town and interrogate them?

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