>Past the age of 29 specifically, a man without a wife, at least one kid born or on the way, a paid off car, a home that is owned and not rented, a full time benefitted job, total family income of at least $100K, at least one outdoor hobby, membership and regular attendance in a Christian church of any denomination that professes the Apostolic Creed and uses the Trinitarian formula for baptism, reads at least one book a month, is reasonably familiar with the canon of Western classical music, and hates all niggers can be a bad thing
>tfw 32, rent, don't know how to drive and don't want to, shitty part time job, atheist >still manage to bang 20 year olds because I'm skinny with a full head of hair Only thing standing between you and sex is yourself
Logan Lee
well fiddlesticks if the incels at Yea Forums say it then it must be so
Jackson Perez
>tfw 28
phew well looks like im in the clear boys! that was a close one
Jackson Jenkins
>unironically working in 2019
this is where you fucked up, retard
Carson Allen
>banging sluts is how you measure life success at 32 Yikes. I’ll give you another five years before you kill yourself, 10 tops
Dylan Hill
I went back to college in my early 30's and I'm the best in the class. Completely aced first year and second year looks easy >tfw probably won't be able to get a job because of my age At least I'll die with a degree
Christopher Roberts
Oldfag going back to school here as well. It's funny how entitled most zoomers are. They act like studying for an hour is some impossible chore.
Lucas Gray
"Success" means breeding and passing on your genes. That's literally it. Only incel freaks disagree
Right and how many of these sluts are you impregnating
Gabriel King
hey, language! haha
Jordan Peterson
BTFO
Thomas Carter
Two so far
Parker Howard
Why aren't you in a relationship with a nice girl?
Blake Rivera
Because all girls are whores
Jacob Sanchez
?
Andrew Lee
>you're the incel def not me! HahaHhaha tranny freak
William James
Ok let's run down the list. >29 Yes I'm right at 29 right now. >wife No, never had a gf, sex, or been on a date in my life >a paid off car Yes. But it's because my mom gave me her old car. >a home that is not owned or rented No. >a full time benefitted job No. >total family income No. >at least one outdoor hobby Literally the only thing I like to do outside is walk. >christian church I was raised lutheran and am not religious but I'll never be an atheist. >baptised Yes. >read at least one book a month No. >reasonably familiar with the canon of Western classic music No, not enough to fully qualify I don't think. >hates all niggers I don't hate black people, I'm only really disappointed in niggers. There's black people and then there's niggers and I think it's a clear and easy distinction.
Jack Torres
Yikes if everyone’s major goal in life had been pussy then we would have never left the fucking cave.
Jordan Barnes
SAME user SAME
Justin Martin
>we would have never left the fucking cave. We never did
Henry Green
My only life goal right now is to chill. ;)
John Russell
Most of my hobbies are outdoor hobbies. I usually read at least 1 book every two weeks but I've been falling behind recently. I have nothing else besides that. I'm a suicidal NEET.
Gabriel Gutierrez
have sneed
Logan Martinez
A very intelligent poster over at Yea Forums stated that trannies and incels come from the same origin point and, in their embryonic stages, are indistinguishable. They have only devised different solutions to the same basic problems. Beat 'em or join 'em.
Enjoy those child support payments, assuming the girls didn’t flush them out already
Kayden Jones
>>tfw 32, rent, don't know how to drive literally me. I want to do it this summer just so I can clear that chapter but I have no parking space here and there's so many bus/metro station around that I won't need a car any time soon to get to work or whatever. Still, it feels bad at time to not be able to do it even if I don't want to.
Michael Cox
Don't you think that's an incredibly limited mindset though?
He's an atheist. He lives life a wink and a nudge away from committing suicide
Levi Flores
I think the true detectives in this thread are the friends we made along the way :)
Nathan Fisher
Incredibly based
Lucas Allen
HAHA YEAH BECAUSE REAL ADULTS HATE AFRICAN AMERICANS YEAH TOTALLY WOW SO SUCCESSFUL
KYS KYS KYS
Samuel Watson
And that’s why the world if filled with retarded fuck ups and brown people
Benjamin Cook
Marty Hart did nothing wrong
Luis Wright
Woody harrelsons father was a hitman
John Jackson
post the scene webm
Hudson Johnson
I would too, probably even faster
Matthew Rodriguez
sfw board ass too dangerous
Julian Ross
How the fuck can you guys not know how to drive? I can undertand the incel problem but not the driving part
Oliver Phillips
>Turn 30 this month >Have none of these
Jeremiah Richardson
What about hating n words like a normal adult
Elijah Miller
Being racist is the only proof of someone being able to be a free thinker.
Charles Reyes
>tfw 33 year old khv >low income what do?
Liam Jenkins
Not either of them, but I moved out of home at 14, have been working since then and never really found the time/need for it. I got into a profession that's city based and made sure I was always living close. A car just seems like a needless investment the way I have my life structured. It'd be fun to learn and good to know, don't get me wrong, but it's not a priority.
Lincoln Green
Mmmmmm >29 Just turned 25 >wife No, casual relationships, hard to find someone for a proper relationship >a paid off car Yes. But it was a gift from my father >a home that is not owned or rented Yes, planning in buying another house. >a full time benefitted job Yes >total family income Huh? >at least one outdoor hobby Well this city is boring and dangerous but sometimes trekking or paintball >christian church Raised by a christian mother and catholic father. >baptised No >read at least one book a month Yes >reasonably familiar with the canon of Western classic music No, I like reggeaton like the degenerates >hates all niggers I don't hate black people, can find niggers as annoying as every other human
Nathaniel Gray
based reddit
Ethan Young
I know someone that met a girl who lived pretty close by to him, they both work, bought a house together and got married, they'll live and die in our hometown, and I think he's quite smug about having built the life where most people would consider you to have 'made it'.
I'm not a neet, I have a job and I've worked in different countries around the world, I also have a long term girlfriend, both our families accept each other, and we will probably get married and have kids. But for some reason, the whole idea of being born, growing up, working and marrying a local girl, then settling down and dying in the same town, never having left, feels like a horror story to me.
James Jackson
Anyways fuck it. >29 24 >Wife Engaged, been together 7 years >A paid off car Nope >A full time benefited job Benefited to the extent a chef can be without working a hotel/corporate catering gig >100k total family income You're dreaming >At least one outdoor hobby BBQing counts right? >Christian church Grew up Christian, now I'm just whatever with a lean toward Satanism casually >Baptised Nope >Read at least one book a month Cookbooks, sure >Reasonably familiar with the canon of Western classic music The basics maybe. >Hates all niggers Niggers are fine by me, it's the Aboriginals here that can fuck off.
>25 >Born to a rich family, literally have millions in a trust fund, could literally buy a house right now if I wanted to (pretty late cycle tho) >Also high functioning autistic >Don't know how to make friends now that I'm out of school >Never had a girlfriend >Work a reclusive data science job during the day and shitpost on Yea Forums in my free time
desu I feel like an absolute god damn failure because I have all these resources at my disposal but I'm still so fucking alone
Joshua Fisher
>29 24 >Wife For 1 year >A paid off car 2014 Corolla paid in full with a debit card lol >A full time benefited job Yup, also I work remotely from home. >100k total family income Roughly 200k between me and my wife. >At least one outdoor hobby Jogging >Christian church Not a godfag >Baptised Yes >Read at least one book a month I suck at reading, might be dyslexia. >Reasonably familiar with the canon of Western classic music Classic music or classical? Classical is overrated trash. >Hates all niggers Yes.
Joshua Clark
Everyone else seems boring by comparison at this point. Might not last forever, who knows, but I'm happy.
Easton Ortiz
Oh and we just bought a house
Matthew Fisher
based
Jose Cook
>I suck at reading, might be dyslexia. >>Reasonably familiar with the canon of Western classic music >Classic music or classical? Classical is overrated trash. these may be related
Worst wrestlemania ever, I thought this was supposed to be their biggest event
Daniel Rogers
Probably, I was raised from the poorest of the poor so I'm not cultured at all
Isaiah Thompson
I basically fulfill everything except marriage, as far as I'm concerned. I don't base my life on relationships.
Adam Wood
woah...
Cooper Barnes
>A better driver >A safer car >Baby smiling in backseat >No longer afraid of the dark >Calmer >Fitter >Happier >More productive >A pig in a cage on antibiotics
Brandon Gomez
Since this is a datamining thread...
>I'm a 22 year old man that's never had a girlfriend, failed my driving test 5 times, lives in an apartment, never had a job, never goes outside, laughs at Christcucks, doesn't read, listens to 80s rock on Spotify, and thinks some black guys are based.
