Is it ever explained why he didn't help anyone on that day?
Is it ever explained why he didn't help anyone on that day?
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Lmao what was he gonna do ? If the fuel could destroy the beams his webs wouldent do shit
>One of Robertson's main hobbies was flying and, among other aircraft, he owned several de Havilland Tiger Moths, a Messerschmitt Bf 108, and a genuine World War II - era Mk.IX Supermarine Spitfire MK923.
>Robertson was flying a private Beechcraft Baron over New York City on the morning of September 11, 2001. He was directly above the World Trade Center climbing through 7,500 feet when the first Boeing 767 struck.
>He was instructed by air traffic control to land immediately at the nearest airport after a nationwide order to ground all civilian and commercial aircraft following the attacks
Peter.. come closer
He could've saved this guy.
GOOD RIDDANCE
>Peter, I didn't see any planes that day
>I just saw explosions Peter and...dancing Israelis...
>You have to tell the city Peter, you have to stop t...them
he didn't get his powers until a year later, stupid
Spiderman got his powers in the 60s, stupid.
spider-sense failed to find the thermites
He had AirPods in
The real question is why didn't Doctor Doom? The atrocity made him cry.
No that's uh... normal... aluminum, yeah aluminum.
Didn't magneto cry too? As if he of all people would give a shit.
>Oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. When I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.
To be honest Doctor Doom would probably laugh at dying American bankers.
He was going through the "I don't want to be Spider-man" phase.
One of the ingredients of thermite is aluminum.
>I missed the part where that's my problem
KEK
>This Sunday... the postman is going to deliver a package to the house. Don't let your Aunt see it. Dispose of it immediately. It's a realistic latex sex doll in the shape of a 5 year old child. A child, Peter. Yes, I couldn't resist the cunny. I craved and I coveted and I yearned. That wave of unsolved child abductions 10 years ago here in New York? That was me, Pete. Your uncle Ben. But I've changed my ways. I've changed, and you can too. Recently, I felt that evil fire rekindle deep inside me. I feared of relapsing so I ordered the doll to quench those urges without hurting another soul. They are made in the Phillipines by master craftsmen and modeled after real kids. The shipping alone is over 2,000 dollars, Pete. I emptied your college fund for that doll, Peter. Forgive me, Pet-
What is he actually supposed to do? This goes beyond Spider-Man's skope of abilities. At best he could climb through a window a few times and save half a dozen people but considering the severity of the structural collapse and smoke he really can't do much.
>it's real
MASAKA
Why are we joking about innocent civilians being burned to death or crushed again?
>During the infamous execution scene where Spiderman executes 7 black criminal against a wall, Raimi intended to use a replica gun but McGuire insisted on realism. He brought a luger from his "personal collection". Luckily the team spotted in time that the gun was actually loaded and removed the bullets before they filmed the scene.
Wow. No wonder this guy doesnt get work anymore.
go away
Like I believe that Bush did 9/11, but the idea that there were fucking bombs placed in all the buildings is nonsense. The goal was create cause for war. They had it regardless of if the buildings fell down.
It's a lot easier to just look the other way while some Saudis take care of business than it would be to be able to pull off a conspiracy of that scale with that many moving parts. There's no reason and people aren't that competent.
I was 13 when it happened and I remember being stoked because I was real into anarchy at the time.
>The NWO rises!
>Woo, anarchy!
They made a comic about Spider-Man and the WTC attack.
It was like someone took all the idiot boomer comments about how "the world will never be the same" and "I used to feel so safe" and turned it into a masturbatory tragedy comic.
>I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me.
I kek audiably errytiem
lol
No it unironically wasn't. It was the Bush administration letting Bin Laden pull off something because Cheney wanted cause for war. They just looked the other way. Trying to hyper complicate things and bring in all these other bad actor agencies is just autism that retards buy into to reinforce their feelings.
>calls out J man
>[Deleted]
its a comedy
yea, but it was extra convenient the buildings fell down, considering they were chalked full of asbestos that was going to take millions to get rid of.
>Saudis
Israel did 9/11
Mass Satanic Sacrificial Ritual?
America got SO cringey during the aughts. I fucking hated high school because it was so many fucking retards calling everyone UNAMERICAN and reeeing about freedom fries and acting like hoorah faggots for invading Iraq.
there was a page of this comic where Spider-Man is pulling people out from the rubble and people are literally asking him "where were you?"
NOT CANON!!!
Stay indoors.
yea but... the world never really was the same. 9/11 started a domino effect.
Because it makes absolutely no difference?
3/10
>Cheney wanted cause for war.
Let's not forget Israel, here.
because nothing is sacred, least of all your feelings.
nope.
If 9/11 isn't sacred why do people take pleasure in mocking it?
I tried to talk with some classmates after 9/11 about Osama bin Laden and Al-qaida because I actually read newspapers and remembered the USS Cole bombing, they shut me down with jeers of "oh yeah I bet Aladdin and Abu were there too, get a load of this tard"
next week these are the same fucks wearing Osama-in-crosshairs t-shirts
>No worries, luckily jet fuel can't melt steel beams! Those people will be fine
nope, no one gives a fuck any more in non burger countries
Right, Bush hated Iraq, Syria, Libya, Iran, Yemen, Afghanistan, et al because they were an existential threat to his country. Never mind the Clean Break Memo, Office of Special Plans, PNAC and incidental anthrax attacks it was Bush because war for oil! You're a useful idiot.
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Hola shillo.
I remember when Saddam died and some dumb bitch in my class was happy that the victims of 9/11 could rest in peace now. I tried to explain how Saddam wasn't related to the 9/11 attacks and she cut me off and walked away shouting, "Whatever! I'm just glad the terrorists are done!"
>What is he actually supposed to do?
Make a giant web hammock to catch jumpers and encourage more jumpers?
Except for the entire middle east and every nation's foreign policy
>Right, Bush hated Iraq, Syria, Libya, Iran, Yemen, Afghanistan, et al because they were an existential threat to his country.
I don't think he hated or hates anyone. He's "the compassionate conservative" after al. HIm and Cheney wanted Iraq but that was more just because Iraq was unencumbered by alliances and they had beefs from the 90s.
> Never mind the Clean Break Memo, Office of Special Plans, PNAC
ok.
>and incidental anthrax attacks
That was domestic though. There's billions of people in the planet all with their own motivations. Not everything is some fantastically connected conspiracy about the jews.
>it was Bush because war for oil!
no it was just war for war. It's a trillion dollar industry. And taking out Iraq to try and install another foothold in the region right next to Iraq was huge for the neocons.
>You're a useful idiot.
You're literally one though. You're shilling for the Saudis and real malignant bad actors in your country just to keep your joogieman memes going. Like the Saudis LOVE seeing "Americans" whatabout away from them to le spoopy jews. They spend a lot of money encouraging people like you to embrace that. They're probably funding the propaganda you watch. You're quite literally being a useful idiot right now.
>Hola shillo.
keep posting your actual propaganda lol
Lol i actually had a copy of this one
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Reminder America deserved 9/11 for a nearly a century of the rape of the middle east.
The middle east deserve the next century of rape for 9/11 lol
This. If 9/11 was a conspiracy it would have leaked because way too many people would have to be involved for not one of them to come out and confess with proof. It's way more likely that either intelligence knew the plan was in action and let it happen for a justifiable precursor to war or that they were just obliviously retarded to the attack. Use your brains and find the likely answer rather than the one your pavlonian minds want to believe for more entertainment, low iq faggots.
Why are you here
You're so full of shit.
>no it was just war for war
Yeah you're an abject fraud. Lockheed Martin and Raytheon don't create war they only lower the threshold.
>Not everything is some fantastically connected conspiracy about the jews.
And some things are especially those that destroyed their enemies at a time of existential peril.
>Written before the September 11 attacks, and during political debates of the War in Iraq, a section of Rebuilding America's Defenses entitled "Creating Tomorrow's Dominant Force" became the subject of considerable controversy: "Further, the process of transformation, even if it brings revolutionary change, is likely to be a long one, absent some catastrophic and catalyzing event – like a new Pearl Harbor."
So it wasn't war for war you fucking liar, these were established plans that happened to be executed subsequent to 9/11 and the anthrax attacks.
>>You're a useful idiot.
I was wrong you're intentionally pernicious spreading misinformation.
>You're shilling for the Saudis and real malignant bad actors in your country
Ah yes all those Arabs in the media Alex Jones has been warning about for whatever benefit. You're a saint, thank you for your hard work.
>the neocons
>First, 'neo-conservative' is a codeword for Jewish. As antisemites did with big business moguls in the nineteenth century and Communist leaders in the twentieth, the trick here is to take all those involved in some aspect of public life and single out those who are Jewish. The implication made is that this is a Jewish-led movement conducted not in the interests of all the, in this case, American people, but to the benefit of Jews, and in this case Israel. -Barry Rubin
Believe it or not culture isn't dictated by locations but by people, whereas Yea Forums is appealing specifically as a location of anonymous discussion. Even if I don't agree with the culture I have a desire to use the location, so go fuck yourself
What's the most ridiculous part about the Pentagon one? That a 757 hit it leaving no clear evidence, or that 2.3 trillion dollars "went missing" because of it?
Right but the way the buildings fell and tower 7 is really bizarre though.
That is aluminum tard, jet fuel actually can melt aluminum.
Based. Anyone who thinks different is a schizo tranny
They were collapsed on purpose.
It was symbolic of Solomon's temple.
Hey I've got this old piece of shit right here
>I want to be here
>But I hate it! Why is everyone acting like this?! It's terrible!
>I just want a place for anonymous discussion where everyone is nice!
Reddit perhaps
CIA saw the attack but didn't do shit to stop it for the war but building would've fell on other buildings causing more damage so they had to be demolished. Tower 7 had secrets that needed to be destroyed /thread
>You're so full of shit.
You're so full of youtube videos lol
>Yeah you're an abject fraud.
attacking me won't make your elaborate jewspiracy any more real
> Lockheed Martin and Raytheon don't create war they only lower the threshold.
They didn't the administration did. It's not a single player it's the whole plunderbund that benefited amazingly from the terror wars. Do you not think it's weird how you're conditioned to reflexively defend the Saudis and American war profiteers?
>And some things are
not with the fucking Anthrax shit there's no evidence that that had anything to do with 9/11 or fucking Israelis.
>especially those that destroyed their enemies at a time of existential peril.
They're arguably dealing with way more "existential peril" now than they were in the 90s. Lighting all of the middle east on fire and creating an industry for grooming and radicalizing militant muslims against the jews and Americans is generally pretty bad for Israel.
>"Further, the process of transformation, even if it brings revolutionary change, is likely to be a long one, absent some catastrophic and catalyzing event – like a new Pearl Harbor."
Yeah we start all of our wars with a false flag meme. This isn't some secret knowledge. The Bush admin started looking into building cases for war, assuming a "catastrophy" would happen, as soon as they got the keys.
>So it wasn't war for war you fucking liar,
What you just cited IN NO refutes what I said. You're reinforcing what I said. When you have war you can do shit like Patriot Act and get away with it and just dump trillions into the Defense industry. Thank you for supporting my argument.
>these were established plans that happened to be executed subsequent to 9/11 and the anthrax attacks.
Yeah they let another "Pearl Harbor/Remember the Maine" meme happen.
>I was wrong you're intentionally pernicious spreading misinformation.
You're the one spamming literal Saudi propaganda m'dude
Kill yourself
Checked
Eh... the British really started the ball rolling with that one. Specifically the Sykes-Piccot agreement from the end of WW1 that basically tore Arabia apart and pretty much created the Saudi Arabia we know today. After that the Russians got involved in Afghanistan in the 80s and the USA then tried to help the Saudis back then. Really it was only the US's reluctance to continue helping the Taliban following the dissolution of the USSR and a few military interventions in the area in the 1990s (i.e. Desert Storm) that justified the tragedy.
Don't get me wrong the middle East has been fucked over for a century now but before 9/11 it really wasn't much to do with America. Ironically of course Iraq pt. II happened in the aftermath and the middle East has just gotten worse and worse ever since.
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Reminder that The Dead Kennedys called it
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Anons, would you have jumped or stayed and been burnt/died in the collapse?
jump all day bb. Or try and get on the roof and surf it down.
>joker poster acknowledging this board is a psyop and the world is a fucked up place
>911
pottery
I would rape and murder my co-workers.
That's great edgelord. I didn't ask what youd do to your coworkers (though stapling someone tongue to their face is intriguing). I asked if youd jump or wait it out
Is that a trick question?! Jump all day erry day
lol look at this kike. They're fucking terrified. I can't believe Jews actually did 9/11 lmfao
Go sniff some anthrax jew boy.
Hard decision. Wouldn't you die of monoxide poisoning first though than the fire? Jumping really sucks and I reckon you wouldn't die right away. You'll have like a split second to feel your body shatter to pieces.
Get the fuck out of here with your historical revisionism. The middle east has been war torn since before the crusades. Even before Mohammed the middle east was enraptured in civil wars. Don't pretend like its history was all sunshine and rainbows until Henry Ford invented the automobile.
The only reason places like Dubai exist and the only reason they're not riding camels right now is because of western influence. And as soon as the west no longer needs oil, it'll go back to being poor and irrelevant camel jockeys beheading each other.
He stopped a train NIGGA
can do literally anything
t muslim
made a phone call and tried to get out most def, three times the people survived as those who died
Something is only mean if it's hurting someone's feelings.
I seriously doubt that anybody that sees this thread was personally affrcted by 9/11
Web the buildings up and save a few lives instead of doing nothing
go down the stairs
there were people that survived the collapse and were recovered even days later.
Bin Laden said he did it because he hated America for its support for Israel but the greatest consequence of the attack was America's increased support of Israel.
Are you really so weak you think I'm forcing you to be nice by questioning your stupid jokes? You're too vulnerable to be on Yea Forums if you can't deal with dissent
>You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack
mfw every time
You're a fag.
nel
not an argument
Yes it is. You're a fag therefore what you say is irrelevant.
You're a fag.
Yikes. A little late on that one.
not an argument
Okay fag.
this was actually flipped upside down right? somehow less striking of an image feet first
thanks for proving my point
No, it isnt
Why are you on this website again?
That photo is just eerie with how calm and deliberate he seems
Do we know who he was?
Reminder that this piece of shit page was actually published
>tfw watch people jumping to their death instead of being burned alive on live television at 8am
Would you want to land feet first?
AHEM, EXCUSE ME GENTLEMEN
jews did 9/11
ALSO FUCK JANNIES
He was on vacation
nah, i just thought there was some controversy where the image was actually flipped upside down to look more dramatic. don't know where that came from
>Juggernaut did this only some 4 years before, while laughing like a maniac
>we
What joke have you made, faggot?
Based juggernaut ripping shit in half.
I was there you know. Up to my knees in blood and bone, looking for my brother. He was in northern canada.
I remember in highschool in like 06-07 2 guys dressed up as a plane and the towers on halloween and kept crashing into each other lmao Im canadian tho
>the exact moment I stopped buying marvel comics
unironically
It WAS a national tragedy
>he doesn't want to know the joy of fucking an invisible woman and seeing his own dick
What a fag.
Jesus christ this is next level cringe.
so are (You) but you don't see me making a big deal about it
This tbqh. Not only could no admin really pull this off with no leaks or fuck ups at all, we are talking about the Bush admin. The one that couldn't even smear some CIA operative without a 5 year investigation. If they could do this why didn't they fake Iraq having weapons of mass destruction after the invasion? Why did it only happen once?
Also
>Have crew pose as some maintenance crew in super crowded buildings
>You have at least dozens of potential leakers now
>Also countless potential mistakes
>And the huge threat of witnesses because who knows who else is their during all days and nights leading up to it
>You also have to tell the Jew who owns and it a bunch of others according to most theories
>None of these people leak, or get seen
>Despite this being information that would give you the biggest leverage over the Presidency ever
>Also for some reason special bombs that would not ever be explainable away by terrorist are used
>Add in some fake plane hijackings to increase the wide amount of potential fuck ups and leaks
>And finally do all of this knowing it will be one of the most investigated things ever
All of this is done and contained somehow, instead of simply using one or two bombs for a similar impact since that already happened.
Too busy crying with doom.
Enter the plane through the crashed part, borrow a parachute and glide to safety
Well, it's true. 9/11 changed things and turned everyone into a paranoid asshole. Modern SJWs are the natural result of 90s do-gooders merging with 00s "support the troops" nonsense.
faggot
>die of smoke inhalation before even getting near the plane
LARP
Everyone was joking about it the day it happened
Hell there are archives of forums where folks were making light of it before the south tower even collapsed
The twin towers were uniquely designed buildings, it makes sense that they would collapse in a unique way.
Just hold your breath in, retard
Son of a bitch. Now this is what I'm going to think of every time I see see this image.
>Everyone was joking about it the day it happened
I already I was joking about it the day it happened.
I said during THE AUGHTS not that day nigger.
Tears of Joy
absolute state of western literature
still doesn't explain tower 7. Also, they didn't collapse uniquely, they collapsed like any other building that's been demolished.
And they used a missile for just this one building because?
Nah it was Jews
Based
Parachutes don't melt?
Haven't they done worse?
Right, designed to withstand the impact of a plane with beams covered in asbestos as flame retardant.
Only the Kingpin is somewhat legitimized to mourn. Sure he's a mafioso but he considers himself a New Yorker through and through
Yes. There pretty sure. And his family was really religious. And got pissed because his "suicide would send him to hell.
The photo looks peaceful but there's more out there of him tumbling like a mad man
Use your imagination. The only certain thing is that the official story is absolute dogshit and they're hiding the images from 200 different surveillance cameras that must have been pointing at that wall when it happened.
Hahaha. Nine eleven. Ha!
>Peter! Look behind you for God's sake! You know who did that? Sandniggers, Peter and I'm not just talking about Muslims. Never forget what those Kikes did to our city, Peter. Never forget.
Jesus Raimi
Kingpin would maybe care(probably be more sad over lost business)
Doc Oc I would imagine would be most apathetic besides trying to attack Spider Man if he showed up
Magneto would take note of a new form of metal weapon with good results
Doom would not give a single fuck and probably try to protect Osama
For the LuLs, newfriend
Yeah I imagined since all the air resistance and length of fall would make falling like a lawn dart hard
That suicide thing is silly. I mean it is very possible he didn't even choose to fall, plenty of people were ejected from the building for one reason or another. And I would usually take religious prohibitions against suicide to be a prohibition against taking your own life in the regular context of life, not jumping if a plane renders your only other choice to be to burn to death
Marvel Comics just hated the Twin Towers.
Is there a more faithful comic book adaptation than Sam Raimi's Spider-Man?
Magneto would be happy no muties died and would celebrate all day
how old was the twin tower by the way? wouldn't it benefit the government in some way if they were destroyed?
>Use your imagination
So in other words just make shit up
How would he know no mutants died
You do realize an entire passenger jet made of aluminum had disintegrated inside the tower? The parts are still inside. They didn't just disappear. This isn't video games bro. And remember, molten aluminum has a nice reaction around water. This would explain some theories here lol.
Built in the 70s
Not really at least for the NYC government
It was over a decade of a shit storm from every possible angle
His story is pretty sad. He was just an audio technician working there for the day. Imagine going up on the wrong day. I was there myself visiting maybe 6 months before they fell.
Most of the jets actually punched straight through the tower and out the other side
You can see it on video ffs, think all those debris flying out the other side of the building is fucking office chairs and pot plants?
No, that’s the dismantled frame of an aircraft moving at 500mph after it’s passed through a supersized cheese grater
He would have sensed a disturbance in the, uh... magnetic field.
>nearly a century
it happened 18 fucking years ago
Why didn't MF Doom help? He's literally a native of the city.
Every time a mutant dies the magnetic field cries
Wasn't he born in some made up country?
>>Peter, I didn't see any planes that day
Fucking based kek
MF Doom was born in England but was raised in New York.
I would love to see that video. Does anyone else remember a video of the plane actually going through the building to the other side?
Anyone?
Americans, as a people, are such fucking pussies it's mind blowing.
turns out the terror wars and conditioning everyone to justify themselves with fear and outgroup contempt and whataboutism was a BAD thing
Why didn't he pack a parachute that day?
>Americans
>innocent civilians
Absolute cringe faggotry.
Someone made a thread about getting a million dollars if you would go back in time to the top of one of the buildings 10minutes before the crash. Is it feasible to do 10floors in 1minute? What would be the best technique for getting down?
Why does sharing the Australian shooting up a mosque get you banned from the Internet and your house raided and you thrown in jail but if you post 9/11 shit nothing happens? What's the difference?
>Is it feasible to do 10floors in 1minute?
Maybe, but how are you supposed to sprint for 10 minutes?
I only ever feel regret when thinking of 911.
Why couldn't those dumbass mudlsimes just hit the lower floors? So many more would have died.
>chalked full
Reminder that Israel knew
>have a job working in a skyscraper
>not a single person carried a chute even as a joke
The adrenaline of knowing you're gonna die. I think you're still ok if you're on the lower floors by the 10minute mark since it doesn't collapse for until like an hour after it was hit
If I was above where it hit and there was no chance of getting out jumping for sure.
It would be terrifying and I'd be depressed as fuck but it would be cool to experience what it's like to fall such a huge distance even if it ends with you getting splattered.
>they found a hijacker's wallet with ID in the rubble
Give me a fucking break
yeah it was partially their intel that was given to Bush in August.
we truly do live in honkin society
>earth gets invaded three times
>professor X be like "Tony can handle it its fine"
>bombing civilians in vietnam and the middle east
>YEAH KILL'EM
>some jew yorkers get killed
>NEVER FORGET, I WILL NEVER FEEL SAFE AGAIN, IT'S ANNUDA SHOA
are mutts even human?
Americans wer never patriotic about Vietnam you absolute retard. There were more protests from that war than any other
You
How did Raimi get away with casting a nudist?
Yeah its not like the only reason most people know about Vietnam is because American filmmakers endlessly criticized for almost a generation
t. zoomer
He would web both towers and hang in the middle of them holding them up showing his true strength in a Christ like allegory
>2006
Little late weren't they?
Why would he face any trouble when casting a nudist? Its not as if she displayed it in the films
I just realized that in movies like transformers and pacific rim buildings of these sizes get absolutely demolished all the fucking time and it’s surreal to see a comic book character actually stop for a moment and be overwhelmed by the travesty of it.
All it takes is
One
Bad
Day
>>We were going to build our lives together, Peter!
2006 was when there started being a big muh'rica push because the Iraq occupation was going to shit and conservatives were worried about 2008. 300 movie was a big example of that.
This guy already used his 1 save by spiderman card, that everyone gets.
LOL, what faggot doesn't wear a parachute to work in a building higher than 8 floors????
I have a parachute at my desk, in longer term storage in support/supply and keep one in my trunk. They're like $40 a piece - free if your just steal them on your way out the door of the Air Force.
This is something straight out of James Bond films.
he likes muslims
Now read this this in J Jonah Jameson's voice
I don't know man. I saw her perky tits in Spider-man 1
Why were there no helicopters to rescue people from the roof?
Every news station has one, could have saved hundreds until it collapsed
not many people can handle this level of truth.
thank you for bravery.
Theres a whole documentary on the photo. It's pretty brutal watching Briley's family come to the conclusion that it was him, especially knowing how he died. Not that being atomized inside the towers when the fell was any easier but still.
Access doors were locked, too much smoke blowing up made visibility poor.
>A shitty writer suddenly decided that something meaningless is now canon
This is why I don't read comics.
thanks for absolving me retard
You wipe your asshole with it?
It actually came out in 2001. They published this comic in the middle of an arc.
Fuck off Zack.
Fucking magnificent edgelords
>WE
What the fuck did they expect him to do, teleport into the cockpits and kill the muzzos?
One word, user.
>Zipline
laugh in the face of death or spend your life cowering at its approach
It's not related to fear of death. It's universalism and the belief that you should respect innocent people who die in unfortunate and uncontrollable ways. I don't think you're immoral for laughing at 9/11 but I think it's destructive to your character and eventually you will be immoral if you continue to take serious emotions as a joke instead of living through them as they naturally occur
i'd wait around for spider-man to help out
Great, Langley is here. You damn gov pricks and your misinfo.
ridiculous tinfoil shit
have sex
I heard about it during gym class and no joke my response was "what a bunch of retards"
more like 2 decades but ok
Don't laugh at this next part
>merimutt anything
>innocent
lmao
i did live through my emotions as they naturally occured
i watched it as it happened on tv just like everyone else
i felt upset and disappointed in mankind and was generally bummed
then i got the fuck on with life and started jokin
because being in touch with your emotions is ok but there is such a thing as too much
This.
You all should be ashamed of yourselves.
nah there's no such thing as too much of a genuine reaction to tragedy. this is how you become apathetic to life
>You also have to tell the Jew who owns and it a bunch of others according to most theories
>None of these people leak, or get seen
I mean the Jew that owns the buildings recently bought them and took out a massive insurance policy on them that covered terrorist attacks (it paided out twice because of two planes)
>Despite this being information that would give you the biggest leverage over the Presidency ever
Except for the insurance fraud of cash in the billions
>And finally do all of this knowing it will be one of the most investigated things ever
Except it wasn't, the planes themselves burned up to practically nothing burning hot enough to melt steel apparently but three blocks away a hijackers passport was found miraculously by an alphabet agency personnel who was just going for a walk at the time. That is in fact the official story without a trace of irony or exaggerating.
sorry, can't agree with you
c'est la vie
thanks for the exchange tho
>trying to speak to women intellectually
He didn't kill himself, he was probably just trying to escape and one of the explosions forced him into that situation.
Everybody in that building was a dead man.
zoomer
Oh there's one more exchange I can give you
*pulls you by your tie and jams our mouths together*
how do you submit a Yea Forums banner
there's a comic where Captain America breaks some muslim's neck
The fire didn't melt steel, it heated the steel up to a point it got too soft to hold up the building.
The passport could have been blown out during impact, though it definitely is suspiciously convenient how it was found.
It's far more likely that there was a small conspiracy that either organized the attacks or let them happen, than a huge conspiracy that faked the whole thing.
this is possibly one of the worst and stupidest shit out there, Doctor Doom is supposed to be a villain who hates everyone and wants the worst for everyone, why would he feel sad about people dying in a tragedy when he makes tragedies that kill thousands of people all the time?
Stop trying to make villains sympathetic, villains are supposed to be people you hate and that's why it makes a satisfying finale when the hero wins
You don't. Most nu-banners are shit and they're slowly taking away all the classic ones like the Chidori one
because we're not on reddit where you belong
So you're telling us your classmates were based and redpilled?
Holy mother of kek
I literally thought it was shopped the whole time. Lmao it's not actually shopped.
Seth McFarlane was suppossed to be on one of the planes but he got drunk the day before and missed the flight.
He saved himself from death by getting drunk.
Life is just like that.
giwtwm
It's crazy how perfect this photo is.
Why do moments of chaos like wars and disasters always have such good photography?
It's like in all the chaos the natural order of the world sets up beautiful shots.
imagine outing yourself as a kike after being btfo
>Americans
>Innocent
>he thinks the towers were held up by their facades
Based and retardpilled.
i immediately laughed but then covered my face in shame. Good job user, but damn.
Except for the heroic and brave WOMEN!
Youd only need to do about 60 floors to be safe I'd think
How do you slowly take away a banner? You neither do or you don't.
are you fucking braindead
I think you will find it was the Turks who fucked up the middle east.
This was a banner for several years, newfags.
how fucking loud would this have been?
for you
The middle east was owed due to centuries of rape of Europe!
WE STILL OWE THEM!!!!!!
i never noticed because my concentration is on shitposting, not staring at banners.
>The video also frames the attacks as Freudian drama on a national scale. The towers are phallic, and the gashes made by the planes are vaginal. The violent penetrations ultimately deflate and invert the towers, in a forced transsexual surgery that emasculates America.
Go ahead tell me this is not accurate.
Go ahead act like you don't notice that 9/11 was a shift in everything and the men did not start becoming more pussified afterwards..
>i never noticed because my concentration is on penises, not staring at banners.
Tragedy + Time = comedy
You’ve posted here, that in and of itself is enough
you are absolutely correct. I am a gigantic homosexual and i love penises. They bring me pleasure and i enjoy touching them.
Is it really suicide if you're going to die anyway except in a more painful way? Being burned alive is not my cup of tea.