Oh... oh no

No no no....

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>say or something she doesn't like
>goes aileen on you
not I said the virgin

somebody post the bit about her parents

Maybe a decade ago sweetheart

blacked raw

Doesn't she have a bunch of adopted niggers?

come back and see me when you adapt a few more kids

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Is this going to be a mommy thread? It feels like it’s going to be a mommy thread

Reminder that Charlize Theron said she found Tom Hardy creepy and unpleasant to be around while she was filming Mad Max, and tried to keep a distance from him.

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She’s so hot I’ll be her bf

You can be Rich and be extremely attractive for your age. But if you've got two black kids in tow, no-one will want you.

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>has a pair of niglets
No.

wow user, do you think you have the balls to do it?

i'd date her if it would end with long pegging milking me dry
one night stand ony because of her niggers

me on the left

>Old hags think they can shame men into dating their worthless asses
God, women are so stupid.

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She doesn't seem like a well adjusted human being. I bet she doesn't have a man is because she is a massive sociopath

Why is she not married already ? Did she really adopt ? What a waste.

Like 99% of men aren’t in her league

Sounds like she's butthurt. He probably rejected her and her niggers lmao

True she's a single mother of two

No no no...

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>I'm shockingly available

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So she's in the bottom percentile of all women

Exactly. The only men capable of satisfying her hypergamy have access to higher SMV women, why would they settle for a post-wall bitch of a woman with (adopted) children?

>women who constantly berate men in the media and actively work to disempower them wonder why they don't have boyfriends

LMAO

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>TYRONE STOP BEING A FUCKING NIGGER AND GET ME A HUSBAND
>Fuck yo ass, bitch, I caint be anything else, I'm a nigga, yo, you blonde incel bitch!

the chad cartoonist pump & dump

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I wish more porn had interracial rimming. That shit gets me insanely hard.

notice she says someone and not man

you guys know she's a lesbian right?

>I'm 43 years old, which means I can't bear children without spawning genuine retards
>I've been riding the cock carousel since I was 18
>I've adopted a bunch of black kids and I'm trying to turn one of them into a tranny
>Now it's time for men to step up, give me the emotional support that I deserve and service my wrinkled old vagina

Love it.

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She seems like an uppity, self rightious snob, while Tom Hardy is a gruff, rough-around-the-edges working class type, which probably seemed umpleasant and scary to her bitchy, sheltered sensibilities.

That's because he's gay and she's aggressively heterosexual.

They will kill her in her sleep

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Being around a big guy can feel imposing and awkward.

That’s exactly what I was thinking of.

>Bought an unruly pet nigger
>”Why won’t anyone date me?”

First celeb incel

why are sons of actresses so likely to be transgender? has anyone researched this?

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I love 18 so fucking much.

>he's having a fun go at the paparazzi
>she's upset because he's ruining the shot

lmao

>Trying to turn one into a tranny

She'd deserve it.

Hm, wonder why noone wants to date her.

Is that kid a boy? I just assume the celeb is raising there child as a tranny at this point.

this is the one time the nigs have nothing to do with the equation

shes fucking crazy guys with or without the kids

shes rich enough to leave them at a daycare forever

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They actively push for their kids to be transgender for extra points in their liberal circle of friends.

For a while adopting black kids gave the most goodboy points. Now trannies is the trend.

>accept me, my imported token niglets and my borderline personality disorder
I can already imagine the amount of betacucks that must be flocking to her side

There is no way both of those boys wanted that. She's literally forcing it on them to virtue signal.

Makes me think of that 'protect trans kids' line. More like 'protect kids from trans-crazed parents'.

>Yo lemme get that dick white boy fo I tear yo ass up during recess

Entitled femcels, men don't owe you companionship!

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>played a character that kidnaps a guy's wives in a truck
>starts begging for men to marry her
So many layers of irony.

J U S T
U
S
T

Not even betacucks are that stupid.

>MOMMY NO! DON'T CUT OFF MY PEE PEE!

Look at her face like she's proud of all that mayhem lmao

I thought she was with Sean Penn, when did that end?

Lack of a father figure, and the constant realization that his mom success is based on looks
They become ballerinas

An omega might do it, but women would rather be alone than settle for such a low value man.

based Seth

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in like the early 00s?

is that a bottle of skyy?

So she's actually a MR F?

>Theron's co-star in the film, Seth Rogen, echoed her sentiments saying, "She's out there!"
>"I've made it very clear," Theron joked.
Is this as bad as getting rejected by Jonah?

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Fuck it. I'll do it if I have too.

Seth just wants to watch.

male incel
>all women are whores and wont date a real man who would care for her
female incel
>all men are pussys and fags for not dating a real woman who has to be cared for

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Id still be down tbqh.

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>even hollywood is weary of coalburner niglet farmers
My sides have left the universe

>single mom of adopted blacks
YIKES

Adopted nigger children*

>adopts nwords
LOL ENJOY DYING ALONE BITCH

MOMMA DON'T YOU BEAT NO BLACK BOYS BOOTY
300 YEARS, AIN'T NOTHIN' CHANGED

>marry her
>no prenup
>bang her a few times
>do elite hollywood shit make connections
>divorce her
>profit

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Based Charlize killed her father and is redpilled from living in South Africa so she adopts male niggers so she can feminize them effectively removing them from the gene pool.