Now that the dust has settled, who had the best card?

Pauls is the best. It literally looks dreamy. All the others can be proud that theirs isn't as bad as Luis'.

Hideo Kojima.

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dumbest shit ever

From best to worst it's: Allen, Bateman, Bryce, and Patten.

Paul Allen had the best card

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Never leave the cave without it

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1, Allen
2. Bateman
3. the other two niggers

>Good Until: Forever

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none of the cards matter. they all have the exact same info on them. the only difference is the name. they are all equally basic shit.

How many Vice Presidents did they need?

At least 5 apparently

>most professional card
Patrick Bateman
>most aesthetic card
Paul Allen
>entitled white boy card
David Van Patten
>Office Depot card
Timothy Bryce

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>a new player has entered the game

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for me, it's paul allen's card

Unironically Paul Allen

>he literally became so angry he was seconds from killing him
is the message of the movie to be gay?

>Murders and Executions mostly.

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Shut up Louis

Where is the watermark on Paul Allen's card?

Paul > Timothy > Patrick > David
Paul's has clear and crisp lettering. The design is simple but that's what makes it so elegant, it has a certain glow to it. The all capitals allows for easy readability. One subtle detail which I'd like to point out is the periods between the phone numbers. Also, he didn't try to squeeze the address and contact info into one line, it reads better this way. The emphasis on his surname over his first name is very subtle.

Timothy's texturing stands out but isn't excessive. There is a larger emphasis on his surname than on Paul's, but his style of lettering is also simple and effective. However the color is blander and doesn't have the same glow as Paul's. He didn't capitalize his title or department, either.

Patrick puts the most emphasis on his surname out of the four, which could be a commentary on how he lacks any real identity as a human being. He is defined by his job position, and even then nobody can remember his name. The curling on the 5's is excessive, they sag down about half the height of the number below the others. On the other hand, the 6 is hanging way up high in space, it is a disorganized mess. The address and contact info suffers from the same problem, and the ampersand is too close to the second "Pierce." However the choice of font does stand out even if the outline of the lettering is less smooth, and the slightly yellowed tint to the whiteness is rather appealing.

David's name seems to be bolded, which is an immediate red flag for narcissism. The numbers seem meek and don't stand out much. The texturing is excessive and gives the appearance of cheap toilet paper, his position and department are not capitalized.

Bro that's the point. Even all of their extensions are the same. They're all supposed to be the same person, as evidenced when Patrick is called Paul by everyone at the end of the movie.

Actual finance fag here, actually met with card experts
Paul has the best card, Patrick is second (big nono on the font) , and the other two would be laughed out of any meeting room

Is this pasta?

No, I'm just that autistic