Hey big boy, what can I give you?

hey big boy, what can I give you?

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testosterone blockers

Those tits.

*I reach at her dress and tear it open*

*I rub my hands across her tits and lightly squeeze*

You can give me those bewbies haha

H-hey Brie, c-can you lift the no singles policy for the Joker p-please?

Dubs and I get a perfect girlfriend.

Warm milk, straight from the source

Your ass!

*I jump over the counter and then push her to the ground*

*I turn her over onto her stomach then violently grope her ass*

Got any toe nail fungus?

W-where's Robert?

Tee-hee we're at the beach you silly user. Come, join us. Last one in the water is a pasty white boi *slaps your ass and runs off*.

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HPV

Service without the sass, just give me my goddamn 12$ mini pack of sour patches

Gee Robert

A-A higher box office please ma'am

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congrats

piss off

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A footjob.

Your tight puss

Was it good? I'm getting tired of Marvel's overreliance on shallow quips.

Nah

Yeah

Your panties?

Listen, Just because Robert likes to fuck you up the ass doesn't mean your special to him, and for damn sure doesn't mean you can do his job

Now go get him, tell him i want two lobsters and big bucket of popcorn

Do you guys carry that popcorn flavoring stuff? Can I get one in the black foot dust flavor?

A tall glass of milk. Human.

He's off fishing, we were running low on crab legs

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a ticket to Shazam please, Brie

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Tape is giving her cleavage. There's very little tit there in actuality.

that dress is kino

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am i allowed to smile back at her in such scenario?

It's called crabbing you mong

your dignity, self respect and several holes

crabs aren't his only prey

I'd like to have sex, please.

Show me your HOLE.

What can you give me? Well first off, you can give me some professionalism by putting on a uniform that doesn't have your saggy milkers dangling out of them. Second, you can go get Robert and tell him user is here, and he's having Sea Bass with his Shazam experience tonight.

tell...tell me more?

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Oh, it's user right?
I am sorry robert told me we can no longer close an eye on you, single policy applies to you too now.

>“Large popcorn. And if your coalburning fungus hands make contact with even a single kernel I’m going to have you start over with a new one. Oh, and extra butter.”
>Here’s your popcorn, enjoy Captain Marvel!!!
>”I’m leaving after the Joker preview, bitch.”

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>thinking you somehow have the upper hand after buying a ticket and some overpriced popcorn and sparing the rest of the theater guests from smelling your fat ass by leaving before the feature.

Just give me a smile

rolling

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maybe

i'd like 1 paper bag for you to put over your face *vomits*

y-yea I'll uh have y-yo- I mean I you....nevermind...

Can I have your number?

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Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things.

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based! but the reality is you'd be too afraid to talk to a woman let alone call her a bitch

stop posting her, I think I'm starting to fall for her, lads, break me out of this conditioning

just let it wash over you

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gimme that sweet good feeling
i've never understood why a guy would want a woman to perform anilingus on him until i found her

ello ello ello wots all this then? football match is it? jolly good. i'll be just a moment with you. oi mum, step over ere please. thats a good girl. now i'll need to be seein yer loicense for the silly hat, mum.

A sandwich, thanks babe

yike

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Have you not seen the leaks? Her tits are actually quite nice, with delicious Jovovich-tier pencil eraser nips.

be honest if she offered you a footjob you'd take it

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Her career is fucked. Guaranteed. She is officially box office poison. And no, Captain Marvels numbers do not count because they are fraudulent.

all she probably wants is in her life is to be shopping at williams and sonoma with a baby stroller. all women like her, except the lesbians, are like this. she'd probably be a good mother. she goes out to do her pussy hat politics on the weekends, but it's like her yoga, just something to keep her busy.
also guarantee she's a sub.

cursed image

Hello Brie. Want to date my friend? He looks like a lesbian

ok

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>oh yeah

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Who's got more of those shopped images??

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ok

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give sex

I don't know.

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I'll cum if I want to reee

>give

Bitch I'm paying.

wait
THAT was brie larson?

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the only way to break the conditioning is by flooding

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Just let it happen

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Dubs and you’re an incel forever

proof that chad can't be misogynistic

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misogynistic means you hate women, trying to take a sneaky peaky of some fatty tiddies isn't that.

he was literally raping her chest with his eyes you shitlord

I'd "rape her chest" if you gnome sang

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Can you even imagine having such shit taste that you don't want to get absolutely railed by Brie Larson?

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Do they actually serve crab legs with popcorn in America?

do they not in Urop? ?