Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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/ALITA/
Tyler Martinez
Brayden Phillips
Hunter Wright
Liam Hernandez
Hayai!
Jack Parker
Alexander Reed
That explosion is so goofy what the hell
Noah Foster
What thread number is this?
Chase Parker
god damn Chinese fanart continues to crush it.
Brody Campbell
It's almost like it's a 40 years old movie.
Jack Hernandez
well, in my original vision...
Juan Evans
How’s your comfy Sunday going? I’m watching Wrestlemania with some friends and thinking about Alita
Jordan Powell
>6666
Patrician art
Dylan Clark
TODD, WHERE ARE YOU!!!?!??!
Kevin Jenkins
#335
Julian Hughes
#335 I think
Carter Torres
Father figures... sometimes falter.
Levi Thompson
15th for pregnant Alita
Adrian Torres
working on models, posting, don't want to go to work tomorrow etc gotta make them fat stacks though.
Kevin Reed
The real collection of fans is in China, they love it there. We're the minority in the US.
Jordan Rodriguez
So about that Florida meetup
Luis Baker
Exploitable Ido.
Liam Cooper
THIS IMAGE IS HERESY AND IN VIOLATION OF FACTORY LAW
Juan Butler
When preggo Alita gives birth, just what exactly comes out?
>what even was Alita to start with?
Jeremiah Ortiz
Robert Phillips
I think we're pretty scattered
James Myers
>mfw this fag starts posting his Gollum waifu again
Joshua Harris
Hello new bread. Please be healed by Arita.
Leo Evans
That's a damn nice OP.
Parker Carter
What did Kishiro mean by this?
Jonathan Baker
Who is this young boy and why does he keep posting himself? very strange
Henry Smith
Hnnnngg
Michael Jackson
you are a faggot
Nathan Bell
>hugo...
>jackin off cyborgs...
Jonathan Taylor
Unless we're all willing to drive 4 hours or more just to watch a movie with fellow Alitan's it's probably not happening.
Jeremiah Sanders
I mean, if I found a good day to do it, I potentially could, but I don't know about other anons.
Anthony Smith
Freud.
Gavin Flores
good /w/ thread for alita wallpapers here: boards.4channel.org
fuck me, dont know how to do cross-board post linking
Jaxson Lewis
Cancer.
Jaxon Gray
Settling in for some writing and also thinking about Alita.
Jayden Mitchell
Shame. The FloridaMan meetup would have been legendary.
Angel Smith
electra complex and shieett
Christian Turner
Dubs and alita gets raped by monstrous niggers livestream
Zachary Miller
This isn't even Alita. Just a random thot cosplaying as Alita.
Eli Stewart
Do any theaters in FL still play it?
Joseph Lee
Two theaters in a 50 miles radius of me still are, one in Miami and one in Fort Lauderdale. It's been dropped from most others.
Grayson Thomas
It's alright user, we love you anyway.
Adrian Phillips
So what is so special about this movie that it warrants a general?
Hudson Thomas
TMZ says you guys are incel MRAs. Is that true?
Justin Watson
Whew she dodged a bullet
Nolan Garcia
They live in a cyberpunk world where their parts are swapped out on a whim, and they struggle to keep their emotions where they should be.
Easton Sanders
Any Seattle/Puget Sound area anons up to meet and watch the movie? Apparently there was a caravan of 5 people from Seattle who drove to LA for the Alita Experience, so I know there are some fans around.
Jonathan Clark
The fact that it has spawned haters vitriolic enough to spend all day camping out to condemn the generals
Xavier Clark
It's a commonly known secret all men are virgins. All of them. Forever.
Mason Fisher
Reroll
Aaron Bennett
335 generals friend
Please, join us
We have chocolate and oranges
Grayson Gonzalez
Ha, not this time Jerome
Lucas Collins
>hey user, meet me in the blanket fortress in 5 minutes
>I have something I want to show you
Christopher Jones
Yeah I like Alita but I don't think I'd go that far unless I was doing something else in Miami. That's more than 6 hours of a drive for me.
I'm not lol
Parker Ward
I can't wait to see it!
Levi Collins
>Not until after your chores, young lady.
Jackson Martin
torrents out yet?
Landon Watson
That can't be true. I mean, there's an actual girl here sometimes
Thomas Lee
Something about it resonates with people.
Maybe it's all waifuism, but who really cares?
At least it's contained in a single, easily filtered thread right?
Matthew Price
I haven’t seen the movie but it seems kinda mediocre to me.
Juan Johnson
>You have a blanket fortress?
Evan Brooks
What's even an MRA? Men's Rights Activist or some shit? That's dumb.
Wyatt Lewis
you'll change your mind when she does alita cosplay
Jayden Richardson
been bingeing on amphetamines for 2 weeks until I ran out yesterday
I wanted to go see /ourgirl/ high one last time last night but got too jittery and paranoid to leave my apartment
now I'm dead in a dull nightmare world and I know even Alita couldn't save me at this point
I need to kill myself
Lucas Reyes
Ok but you should see the movie tho
Luis James
>come closer, user
Austin Howard
>closer
Joshua Allen
Juan Ortiz
RUN K!!!
Liam Russell
IS SHE GONNA DO IT THIS TIME?! KISSU OR BOOP?!
Adam Richardson
wut
Women attempt suicide more but men succeed at a higher rate, in the end more men die.
Alexander Thomas
*boop*
Levi Wilson
Gollum thot btfo
Ayden Long
idk, I like to think it would be some kind of experiment to see what would happen during which it would leave Alita quite bewildered and unsure of how to proceed with her changing figure
Owen Cruz
Don't be confused by the picture, user. It was clear what was stated.
Aiden Scott
What is it Alita? Show me I’m shy
Aaron Diaz
I'd like to peel that orange if you know what I mean
Joseph Price
>that unzipped coat up to her--
I'LL BEIN MY BUNK!
William Allen
> This isn't even Alita. Just a random thot cosplaying as Alita.
That's right, she's not Alita. Just someone who looks a bit like Alita. There's nothing wrong with appreciating the appearance of a healthy, virile woman. The fact that she resembles my adopted daughter has nothing to do with it.
Benjamin King
Christopher Cook
>BOOP
>Haha you keep falling for it user!
Ethan Jenkins
>I'm leaving.
Ryder Ward
>There's nothing wrong with appreciating the appearance of a healthy, virile woman. The fact that she resembles my adopted daughter has nothing to do with it.
Landon Roberts
Them legs hnnng
Nathaniel Stewart
Actually, Nazis.
Carter Morales
H E A L T H Y
my lord is this woman healthy
Bentley Lopez
>No please
>We're having fun
Michael Brown
I have always denied that men should have rights
Isaiah Ramirez
>Gotcha!
Hunter Myers
Josiah Moore
>...
>Very funny
Zachary Powell
No you don't, friend. We're here to talk if you need to.
Lucas Hill
Can you just imagine if Gosling was actually hired for the sequel to be Figure Four or some new boyfriend for Alita? You know Cameron is going to do it.
Jacob Bennett
>1 girl
Based
Alexander Wright
We need Rosa and Gosling meetup
Elijah Martinez
>ALITA
>I FOUND A BOTTLE OF BEER INSIDE YOUR BLANKET FORTRESS
>EXPLAIN YOURSELF, YOUNG GIRL
>SIE BIST IN SEHR GROßEN SCHWIERIGKEITEN
John Baker
Well, confirmed one. There may be more.
Logan Anderson
Chase Perez
If they cast Goose the sequel is guaranteed to cross $800m, the sheer memetic energy guarantees it. He should play Kaos.
Luke Bailey
Don't show this to CutOut I don't want him to hurt himself
Levi Kelly
Leo Powell
The term is also a misnomer because it strongly suggests that they have actually done any activism. Even actual incels are slacktivists at best. They did not go see Alita - they just stayed home from Captain Wokerwoman.
Josiah Reed
Holy YUM
Eli Turner
.. and blesspilled!
What a guy.
Jose King
HOU JE MOND VADER
Kevin Nguyen
NOPE!
Connor Barnes
Bucky?
Sebastian Harris
Nathan Harris
Does anyone have the picture of the artwork of her arms and legs?
Grayson Perry
Well thanks user, just going to try and struggle trough a crappy Shazam rip before I go to sleep.
Christopher Stewart
For the record, I saved the pic, but it's going to be a long-term project.
Chase Gray
>FRÄULEIN...
Gavin Morales
>Sup
Adrian Rodriguez
I don't know how to cope with life without drugs
I don't feel like a legitimate person
I'm trash, bought a 9mm last week but I'm too pussy to go through with it right now even though I know I'm better off dead
Jordan Brown
Logan Adams
Thot-busting Buckyposting has become an unexpectedly warm addition to this thread.
Brayden Davis
Yes fren please be more specific I have quite a few
Ryder Scott
>Don't show this to CutOut I don't want him to hurt himself
you mean cut himself
Nathaniel Diaz
>tattoo
Why is every muhlennial girl like this?
Jose Fisher
>What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked.
Landon Wood
>Well you know, I do not stand by in the presence of evil.
Ian Morgan
Spam in her comments #GetMichelleinAlita2
youtube.com
lets use her to help the movie promotion
Nicholas Ward
I-Interlinked.
Chase Bennett
make sure you get every single hole in the netting transparent
Samuel Rodriguez
I want Rosa to stalk me
Joseph Jackson
Levi Watson
Hudson Gonzalez
she can't even act interested for this garbage
Sebastian Rivera
I think she felt guilty about acting like a bitch and running away from Ido after yugo’s death.
Angel Carter
You have doubts?
Leo Lee
>Thinks about Hugo after losing to G-2
>kisses with Kaos
>Has feelings for Kaos
>Her most important man is Ido
Is there a bigger cuck than Figure Four?
Elijah Nguyen
Men don´t need rights, we have FREEDOM!
Easton Myers
Ironically, the most chadiest chad is the weakest.
Elijah Bell
Have you tried just not bingeing on amps?
Christian Young
>tfw I have gone through over 35 redbulls this week to get this story written
Aiden Turner
Do you exercise regularly or have any hobbies you can throw yourself at? I couldn't save my father from addiction so I don't really know how much help I can be. Eats at me to this day.
Colton Gomez
>Missed link to new thread
>thought /alita/ was just dead AF
Hunter Gonzalez
>thinking Rosa gives a damn about his opinion
or any other woman for that matter
Gavin Price
You should have more faith in me, user.
Leo Baker
I do! I'm just used to the late late nights when it's like three people
Jace Anderson
Have to wait for the bluray release. Torrents will show up shortly after.
Benjamin Nelson
Okay? That doesn't change the fact that 1) you're retarded because I didn't specifically voice an opinion in that post and 2) tattoos look like shit
Feel free to kill yourself, you unironic brainlet
Brayden Williams
Done : )
Colton Thomas
It´s a harsh world, especially alone.
Unload that gun right now and hide away that mag.
Then hit yourself in the face as hard as you can.
Do it once an hour until you´re feeling better or the drugs wears off.
Maybe then watch Alita and concentrate on her eyes.
Or maybe seek better help.
Isaac Gonzalez
What about the netting and her hair?
Chase Sullivan
I walk obsessively about 2 hours a day for exercise but don't have any hobbies outside videogames that I don't even enjoy anymore
been addicted to speed ever since my first adderall script at age 16 and that was a decade ago
basically haven't grown as a person at all since 2009
I'm sorry about your dad, I know I've disappointed my family at every step of the way on my addiction journey
god damn it's all so hopeless
Jeremiah Hernandez
it's still shit
like the last time
Owen Rodriguez
Please don't hate on another user's work.
Owen Reyes
it's gonna be ok bud
Sebastian Bell
Here's Rosa on a white background, not as good as transparent but you can use some Photoshop layer blending modes to put her on light-colored backgrounds. Making an actual transparency will be a hellacious job. Left out the solid background at the bottom because fuck that.
Nathaniel Martin
Caleb Anderson
Dont even have photoshoop and would barley know how to use it.
Xavier Perry
*pats all Alitaposters on the head*
Anthony Butler
GIMP2 is free, my friend. It's what I use.
Eli Carter
Parker Collins
HHHHHNNNNGGG
Jacob Gonzalez
do better or shut your mouth
Jaxon Thomas
>says he didn't voice an opinion even though it was clearly implied
>doubles down on his opinion that tattoos are shit
>uses an insult like 'unironic brainlet' unironically
I've thrown out used condoms that had more brain cells than you
Asher Gomez
you're a good frog
David Price
sorry frog, i didn't want to be mean
i thought that pic was a repost of an older thread
Easton Wilson
Thanks ill grab that.
Easton Bennett
I think I am gonna go see Alita again tonight despite the withdrawal yeah
she's still in Seattle through wednesday and I might as well see her every night
I want to know that's true man, so badly
I feel like my thoughts don't hold any value anymore, I can't remember what real humanity felt like
Christian Brooks
Dunno where you are or what resources you have on hand, but there are clinics in Canada and Mexico where they administer a drug called ibogaine. It's a potent hallucinogenic and not one that sends you on a pleasure trip. More of a painful, wrenching journey through your memories.
There have been cases of people who used it and lost their drug addictions, because it seems that by activating all these memory pathways, it resets the brain's pathways similar to rebooting a computer.
Jose Bennett
Its okay fren
Luke Cruz
Benjamin Sullivan
> no one will never look at you like this
Robert Young
>leave for dinner
>only gone for maybe an hour
>see all these HOT Rosas
I need to help
James Richardson
If you have parents or family left then talk to THEM about it, instead of wallowing in self pity.
Mine are dead the other schizophrenic and wandering the city as a homeless.
Streets here are teeming now with feral Muslim Orks and Niggers, but they seem afraid don´t want to go near, thank god for small favors.
If yours are sane and alive, talk to them.
Brandon Bell
Why must you do this to me, user?
Jonathan Davis
The thread only gets better with more Rosas
Caleb Johnson
You get used to it after a while, like, 30 years or so.
Kevin Bell
Rob's got tree trunks for arms
>you just know
Julian Johnson
I think they shouldn't have used the "Alita couldn't get out of the way fast enough" line. It's pretty obvious what happened to his daughter after Amok swings at her and it shows the empty spinning wheelchair. The voice-over I think ruins the moment.
Camden Sullivan
Ryan Jenkins
I'm in Seattle, I can go tomorrow if you want to meet then and talk. I promise not to steal your kidneys.
Bentley Morris
yeah I've thought about ibogaine, I just don't know how well it would work for speed addiction since the oppressive boredom/negativity of withdrawal will still be there, it lasts years, I was sober for 3.5 years at the longest and I still craved it every day
Oliver Rivera
Bentley Ross
Juan Brooks
Cameron Cook
Does anyone have the webm of Alita kissing dying Hugo after he says he loves her?
Brandon Cook
Luke Reed
Landon Price
sure thing man, that'd be great, I guess it'd be the 7:45 downtown
James Lee
Jackson Young
i can make one
Owen Sanchez
I think that line is fine, because cyber-Alita also couldn't get away from Grewishka fast enough but Ido saves her just in time
Luke Anderson
Nope, did it already.
Daniel Thomas
Why was he so based bros
Liam Sullivan
Brody Myers
Oh fuck you I didn't even notice that
Blake Johnson
>mfw this and Hugo's (((2nd death))) scene comes on.
Luke Thomas
Nice try VA you Hugo-apologist
Bentley Baker
sup
Jack Anderson
Thanks fren. I love the aggressiveness of the way she kisses him there. Like, "Shut up and let me kiss you one last time because you might die at any moment"
Ryder Richardson
reminder that you'll never last as long as /ksg/
Jeremiah Ramirez
I like Hugo too, though. I don't think he was based, he was unfortunately flawed, but went through a redemption.
Christian Foster
Jacob Barnes
Not me, actually.
>mfw people start posting good Hugoes without my intervention
Alexander Ramirez
t. Voiceanon
Lucas Young
never check these generals, but that OP picture is fucking great
Hudson James
g o t t e m
Benjamin Foster
I love how you keep raising the goal posts. We're already at 335 only two months in. They're at 3000 after 4 years.
Lucas Lopez
Austin King
i've never posted in this thread, i hoped it would die before i finally got bored enough to click it
Dominic King
come hang with us some time if you liked the film. it gets pretty comfy in the late night/early morning
Lincoln Sanchez
Cool, I'll be there, will have a black bag with a white plastic bag in it.
Mason Rodriguez
You guys are the same people that tried to make /reylo/ a think here, aren't you. Would you even admit it if you were? I'm posting from a burner phone so there's no sense in mass reporting me, I'm genuinely curious because the homemade alita memes and the people making gifs are scarily reminiscent of what happened with /reylo/.
I'm just looking for a straight answer, I'll take my answer and leave you guys to alitaposting.
Tyler Diaz
Hugo was a good lad who made some bad choices. Got no problems with the guy.
Nathan Reed
Tl;dr
Grayson Cook
it's tms: "The Marie Sue", not TMZ
David Lopez
>dad, do you think user is gonna like this dress?
Justin Kelly
>I'm posting from a burner phone
Dominic Phillips
Well thanks for getting us that much closer to 3000 threads
Robert Garcia
thing* not think, stupid cell phone autocorrect
Julian Morales
that's because this is a literal chatroom for +-50 people
Levi Ross
How well did it do in China?
Jace Thompson
I did not care about nu-wars enough to ever post about it on Yea Forums. Glad you're taking extreme precautions about us reporting you because that's totally something we do ALL the time.
Jacob Taylor
She actually looks real here, wtf?
Levi Robinson
>Burner phone
>for Yea Forums
>.....
Oliver Brown
better than anywhere else basically.
Adrian Sanders
Isn't that most generals? We have more than 50 anons though.
Jaxson Gomez
>I'm posting from a burner phone so there's no sense in mass reporting me
Aiden Gutierrez
sure thing. i'm more of a captain marvel guy but i respect your autism.
Luke Campbell
>I'm posting from a burner phone so there's no sense in mass reporting me
Who failed you in life user? Who let you down so much that you became bitter enough to buy a burner phone just so you could get the last word in an internet net arguement about who can post what silly pics where?
Kayden Price
It was the most successful market, got around 133 million box office and merchandising.
Brandon Rodriguez
i have no idea because generals are a tumor for any board, the only reason i replied was because i saw your post while scrolling the frontpage
Ian Sanchez
Oh, yes we will
In about 7 years, /ksg/ has made around 3600 threads, right? That's about 43 threads a month.
We've been at it for less than 2 months and we've already made 330+ threads. About 180 threads a month. At this rate, in 24 months, that's 2 years, we'll have caught up with the number of threads /ksg/ has.
Colton Allen
The trek one is alright.
Dylan Foster
jannies will kill your general eventually just like they killed my beloved /kspg/
Luis Gomez
shit even if we don't, if we reach 999 and completely fade away /alita/ will have been a success. But we'll last longer than that.
Justin Morales
Well, that does depend if we keep up momentum, there's no telling at this point. We will hit 999 though.
Jason Collins
You're right. They should just sticky us.
Bentley Turner
>have seen /ourgirl/ 12 times
>going to see her again tomorrow
>don't want unlucky number 13 to be the last time i see her
>have to see her one more time before she leaves theaters wednesday
I mean what if I jinx our chances of getting a sequel
Julian Hall
Oh man, I'm fucking laughing. Jannies are on our side. You haven't been around for the mass deletes of posts from spammers.
Cameron Young
if you can see her, see her. There is no unlucky number for Alita besides 0.
Jack Ward
After thread #999 we celebrate and we’re going to have to move to another site permanently
Thread 999 is our zalem
Mason Johnson
Okay so I've got a tl;dr, a greentext accompanied by a meme that looks like it was created by an 8th grader, a post subtly threatening to report me, that old Kermit the frog meme that I actually like, this guy is pretty based desu...another guy making fun of my sweet burner phone, and a guy who dropped out of community college and thinks he's a psychoanalyst.
Good talking to you guys, I'll leave you to it.
Cameron Hernandez
>mass replies
Nathan Wright
>a post subtly threatening to report me
I thought people on Yea Forums were poisoned by sarcasm. Did you not understand that we don't actually report people that much?
Brody Young
>Jannies are on our side
hope that works out for you lol
Michael Bell
It has wonderfully, thank you.
Ryan Cook
>he doesn't know that they are
oh my this is good
Thomas Sullivan
He's a great guy but he's just chad. He could never replace Ido and Hugo in Alita's heart.
Angel Carter
Will there be a collector's edition blu-ray? Not even just the steelbook, but a book like how Avatar got one. And what kind of bonus features would Rodriguez and Cameron put on it?
Brody Murphy
Dude, he's the only guy to actually nail Alita.
Hunter Collins
I hope there. It's gotta be a huge tome of goodies.
Evan Adams
Jesus christ I leave this morning and come back and there are 3 threads down. Fucking crazy
Carter Reed
We're dedicated to her.
Grayson Edwards
>You missed a few things user
Nolan Murphy
Austin Roberts
thanks doodds
Lincoln Cook
It sounds very eerily similar to Tears In The Rain
youtu.be
youtu.be
Andrew Morgan
I love the soundtrack but I can't listen to it because maximum feels.
Nathaniel Myers
Levi Foster
>still can't listen to the soundtrack because it always gets me too emotional
Nathaniel Cooper
The annoying thing with Figure is how he was dropped after one volume and goes home but Alita stays faithful to him and that's it for love interests in the series.
William Turner
Saved.
Writing right now though.
Andrew Reyes
Grayson Lee
>but Alita stays faithful to him
Read it again.
Alexander Campbell
Nice headcanon.
Christian Phillips
Cameron loves his romances in his movies, so he'll be made a bigger role in the film, Hugo was.
Julian Edwards
So (you) got a second burner phone?
Hunter Miller
She picks Erica over him desu.
Blake Jones
Wait... this isn't his first?
TIP TOP KEK
Justin Wright
Someone post shirtless hugo I have an extremely stupid piece of OC
Thomas Martinez
Wait, wtf is that from MC? I thought Kishiro was allergic to anything gay.
Ryder Thomas
yes, but did you watched the movie?
Carson Taylor
>?
Colton Robinson
Liam Thomas
Jonathan Perry
Based and cute Alita
Brandon Turner
Here's a video.
Oh, god damn it.
Kevin Ward
Kek nice1
Christopher Smith
This meta humour is out of hand
Dominic Morales
>your gf will never be this excited to go out and spend all day with you
Luke Robinson
Have you ordered yours, Alitans?
James Russell
crashanon excellent work, I was not expecting this.
Gavin Williams
>that coy smile
FFFFUUUUUU GO AWAY FEELINGS
Jeremiah Bailey
Tyler Reed
How much?
Jace Harris
Jonathan Williams
too much
Owen Scott
> Hey user, can I feed you orange slices?
Tyler Rogers
please
Cooper Hill
Ok this is bugging me where in the film is this cap from?
Kevin Wright
>tfw only just bought a s10 plus
Kayden Torres
when she tells Ido she wants to be a HW.
Michael Barnes
>"I want to be a hunter warrior like you."
Hunter Martinez
When she tells ido “I want to be a hunter warrior”
She makes that cute little face when she expresses her excitement for that suggestion
Anthony Russell
>using a phone at all
Jacob Hill
Ty autist friends
Tyler Carter
Nicholas Roberts
Grayson Russell
Now this meme... I like this meme.
Dylan Reed
Excellent dad smile for the finale
Alexander Kelly
Blessed last image
Lucas Adams
she would spend it on that.
>here's your first sack of coins for your motorball wins, what're you gonna spend it on first?
>"where's the chocolate guy at"
Xavier Murphy
I said it once and I'm saying it again, I want to see Alito eat something s o u r and or s p i c e y
Asher Rodriguez
We'll get there eventually. It's on the list.
Aaron Wilson
AAWWWW yeeeeah
Luke Perez
>eats a warhead
"WTF IS THIS?"
Aiden Ward
Hot dog! writefag will deliver!
Mason Davis
next bread better be cookin' and it better have some excellent Chinese artwork or something even a fraction as good as the /Alita-bakery/ or Peaches' CIA edition.
Logan Davis
Post new bread
Michael Phillips
3 more posts fren, then bread
Easton Barnes
I love Alita's profile
Jose Hernandez
is anyone even baking?
Nicholas Mitchell
1
Julian Moore
BREAD TIME
Carter Collins
WHERE'S MY NEW BREAD
Landon Morales
Her hair suits her face so well
Noah Moore
I bet he has a monster dong
Evan Martinez
Hi Rosa
Owen Brooks
dubs confirm that was Rosa
Asher Allen
Good night thread, good night.
Jonathan Young
Yes her BLACK SHOULDER-LENGTH HAIR WITH NO BANGS
NOT BLONDE OR RED
Gabriel Cruz
Post new bread
Leo Ross
I smell bread but I don't see bread
Ian Brooks
Pretty sure Rosa would know if he had a monster dong or not
Cameron Campbell
I will bread if nobody else is bread
I have the technology
I have the skills
Ian Martin
do it then! Nobody be stupid and go and make it.
Adrian Kelly
Ok stand back everyone I'm going to do it
I'm going to make some bread
Don't anybody try and stop me
Isaiah Powell
Don't burn yourself!
Gabriel Sanders
I bet Rosa at least sucked his monster dong.
Or tried to, maybe she couldn’t even get her mouth around it all the way, shit
Nicholas Evans
yeah dude all right sure
Daniel Thompson
stop
Andrew Miller
Standby for bread
Oliver Morris
standing by
Lucas Watson
Why is it some threads it takes forever to get new bread and others we get too much, i.e. doubles.
Evan Mitchell
Give
Isaiah Bell
because we're kind of bad at organizing.
Nathan Thompson
maybe he's just stalling to let the thread die
Hunter Jenkins
>5 minutes later...
Jacob Campbell
is the bread maker an impostor
Tyler Gomez
Maybe he's waiting for someone to get frustrated and make one themselves, then he'll pop a new one up to cause confusion.
Nicholas Rivera
*ding ding ding*
FRESH BREAD
Wyatt Wood
He's stuck at the captcha.
James Garcia
>5 million years later
Caleb Rogers
it's up
Benjamin Ortiz
Now we got three...