H-hey Peele, please pick up the phone

>h-hey Peele, please pick up the phone

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Cringe

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Post the stan parody.

Why doesn't he just befriend Drake Bell?

this nigga whiter than obama

Dear Peele,
I DM'd you, you still ain't callin
I left my Insta and my MadTV resume at the bottom
I sent a couple sketches back in autumn, you must not'ta got em
There probably was a problem with the spam filter or something
Sometimes they cut my power when I'm insolvent
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up man? How's your "daughter"?
My ex was pregnant too, before we split apart and
If I had a son, guess what I'ma call him?
I'ma name him Jordan

I heard about "Get Out" too, I'm sorry
All that #OscarsSoWhite shit was just corny
I know you probably hear this every day, but I'd like to see
A reunion between the Academy Award Winner and me
We owe it to the fans bro, at least a callback sketch or three
Please don't think of me as white; I'm 1/64 parts Cherokee
Anyways, I hope you get this, Peele, hit me back
Just to chat, you're my man,
This is Key.

(Chrous)
My check's run dry I'm wondering why I
Got married at all
Foreclosure sign outside my window
And I can't pay at all
Even if I could it would all be sold
Without Jordan Peele's payroll
It reminds me marriage is not so grand
It's not so grand

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Thank you.

>Hey, Peele! I heard you got an oscar! Congrats, man.
>How am I? Oh, just a bit problem with lack of job opportunities. You know how people do to us brothers, am I right?
>Anyway, you make your own opportunities, could you help me?
>No? I understand, it's alright, projects are hard to manage, and you always want your time.
>Wait, you are done? So why can't I help?
>What do you mean I am not black enough?
>No?

>lack of job opportunities
keegan has done more movies/tv shows then jordan since their show ended though