Stupid Yea Forums, be more funny!

You are going to look back on the countless hours you spent doing this with sadness and regret. Eventually your mother is going to die, and you could have spent more time with her if you weren't doing this.

You could have gone to college or fallen in love and instead you have nothing, you're just alone. Screaming into the void of nothingness begging for others to hear you
>SNEED
>SNEED
>SNEED
What will you do when you no longer receive a response, when your words bounce off the walls of the cavernous pit you've turned your life into. Do you even have any friends left, anyone at all to give you a frame of reference to what sanity is? What's going to happen when your parents stop supporting you and you become a ward of the state?

Based.
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little Sneed post and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The two farmers picture, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about a Simpsons gag. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Sneedfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FORMERLY CHUCKS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...

>Chuck?

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A meme that started on reddit, that you autistically screech and deny every time someone brings up the fact that it is from reddit. You claim to be some sort of champion of Yea Forums but you're not, I remember how happy you sneedposters were on April 1st when we had upvotes and silly gifs and skeletons and it took me a few seconds to figure out why these childish reddit tier gimmicks made you so happy until I came to understand the sick truth. You loved them so much because you are reddit, because they made you feel at home on a board you really, genuinely don't belong on.

You don't belong here. Nothing you say or do will change that sad truth, that's why you have this insatiable need to sequester yourself in threads like these, daring to venture out only when you see another cartoon thread. Again, you're only comfortable in threads that don't belong on Yea Forums in the first place.

I'm not even mad, I just feel sorry for you. To fit in nowhere, and still insist you belong instead of simply leaving. Borderline masochistic, and perhaps that's the point.

>And at the end of days there will be an user who emerges from his basement to gaze upon the setting sun in his quest to get his evening meal of tendies after waking up at 5 PM and he will say solemnly and sadly the one word of regret and longing we all know- "Sneedbud"

Then show me it's body

>Caring this much about Sneedposting

Yea Forums
formerly funny

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Yea Forums is a serious board, didn't you know that?
Also check my 8

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blame the zoomers

HAHAHA LE SNEED HAHAHAHA FORMERLY HEH HEH AM I FITTING IN SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

I care about sneedposters, and how they've essentially ruined their lives to post a reddit meme they refuse to even acknowledge is a reddit meme. You wasted the last six years of your life doing this, and for what?

What single substantive thing did you get out of doing this?

Holy shit have you ever seen people triggered harder by a meme

Sneed.

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Sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

See? That's the fucking sad thing. You don't even know why you're doing this. You have no clue. You're like a mental patient smearing his shit on the wall but he's too far gone to even explain why he's doing it. Is he trying to paint? Is he trying to meme? You can't even get an answer out of him because he's mentally broken, and you people are no different.

You're fighting a war that ended 6 years ago, and the board you claim to fight for doesn't want you. It never wanted you. Put down your shit covered sword and go home. Go talk to your mother, tell her you're sorry you've been so emotionally unavailable. Go to Mcdonalds and get a job application. You really don't need to live like this, even if you refuse to get mental help you can still move on from these threads, this doesn't need to be the thing that defines you for another 6 years.

Please for God's sakes, help yourselves out of this rut. You're not bad people, you're just really scared and stuck in a bad spot in life. It happens, you dug yourself this hole and you can climb out of it just as easily.

Cringe
This

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Kek

if dubs sneed is based
if trips its cringe

You're actually the worst out of all of them, I could write a dissertation on why you are the way you are but just to keep it short and simple, you're so desperate for relevancy that you're roleplaying as a faux-outraged simpsons poster and you only do it so that you can fit in. You desperately want to fit in with these...creatures. Do you lack even the slightest modicum of pride? THIS was the community you felt a sense of brotherhood with? You're not fooling me, you're not fooling anyone else who stumbles into these stupid fucking threads and you need to get a life kid, while you still can.

Why did sn*ed replace big guy as the number 1 meme?

I have a doctorate in behavioral therapy and social disorders are a specialty of mine and I can help all of you but you need to let me in, you need to let me help you.

back to your daily capeshit threads, city slicker

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Let me help you. Please.

Everybody in the house do the Bartman!

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Sneed.

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Based

Is that what you plan to say when your parents pass away from old age? When you can't take care of yourself and you end up in a group home? You think that's out of the realm of possibility for you? Look at yourself son, look at what you've been doing with your life.

This is a serious situation, and you're not going to just say your comforting meme and pretend it isn't serious because it is.

files.catbox.moe/udd8um.webm

Man that GITS movie was superb.

>Call Mr. Plow,
>That's my name.
>That name again is Mr. Plow.

Is this supposed to be funny? Is it a reference to some Nirvana song or something? Did Gen-Xers and boomers really laugh at this? Can someone please explain why this is "iconic"? And this is supposedly during the """"golden era"""" of this shit show.

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The amount of people that just went >sneed proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Yea Forums.

You remind me of this guy
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Sneed.

The joke is that several years later, Homer would flee to the countryside and raise a tobacco/tomato hybrid called "Tomacco."

for me, it's sneed

If he's the tall guy, that mean Sneedposters are Nelson; the catchphrase spamming fat little kid who hides a weak, faggotty personality behind a fake and edgy 'toughguy' exterior

Really makes you think, huh

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This guy is seething...

great psychoanalysis faggot

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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Sounds like it struck a bit close to home there chief

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whatever you say freud

sneething

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Faggot mods should permaban anyone posting Simpsons threads on Yea Forums
Post to Yea Forums you fucking retards, it's a cartoon. Let Yea Forums deal with the spam.

Global rule 10
There's no counterargument to this.

We'll take them if you guys take back the live-action capeshit, how bout that

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Yeah, when MLP first aired.

What do you mean? Capeshit threads permeate both boards, though Yea Forums is the proper place for them since they're LIVE ACTION movies and not animated.

Exactly my point, they never belonged on Yea Forums in the first place and are nothing but cancer for the board. I always thought it unusual that Yea Forums wasn't strictly live-action so it makes sense to relegate it to Yea Forums

We don't disagree user, the problem seems to be our various mods won't do any work to enforce the rules of the site, and as such shitposting has ran rampant and decimated the quality of multiple boards.
Live action for Yea Forums, animation for Yea Forums, death to the lazy mods and long-live better ones.

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Should permanently bad from Yea Forums anyone posting one-word 'Sneed' replies, then that unfunny shit would dry up real fast.

Agreed, however we both know the shitposters are all rampant ban-evaders anyway. I miss the days when spamming had consequences.