/trek/

God I Wish That Were Me edition

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>foot on bench
Guess the country

. . .

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Why would you want to be a paper cup?

what do you call a chinese shapeshifter?

a change Ling

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>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?

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Are we just going to sit down and take it lads?
are we?

>he doesn't want Bill to drink out of him
gay

>did you just offer to lick my asshole?

>STD
who cares

Spam is bad.

Canada? Because that's where he's from.

What's her endgame after she gets Crusher out of the way and replaces her as chief medical officer?

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You're such a fucking Pike
i'm a sick 'Ville i like a quick Krill

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I don't know how the actors unions and stuff work but I find it pretty problematic that the DS9 writers forced Kira's actress to get pregnant just because the story needed her to be

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They also aborted Keiko's actress' baby. I don't know if that's even legal, but hey, it's Hollywood.

Rey FINNA got dabbed on by our Michael

Just imagine the panic that happened behind the scenes when Nana Visitor got knocked up by her young co-star and the writers had to scramble to write a plot about why Kira is preggers and yet women demand equal pay

citation needed

no one thinks about CBS All Access at all, either.

Imagine being expected not to have a kid for 7-8 years because of a bunch of nerds.

How else am I supposed to watch Discovery, Short Treks, Twilight Zone and eventually Picard and Section 31?

Actually that wasn't the Trek crew, that was just under China's one child policy

or because of workplace obligations for a high paying job where the work asset is your looks for your character and physical acting ability haha crazy amirite

kek Imagine being this much of an incel

Don't forget Lower Decks, and the Starfleet Academy series

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>7-8

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Lower Decks isn't coming out until 2021 or 2022. Starfleet Academy isn't confirmed and sounds like fucking shit.

>Lower Decks isn't coming out until 2021 or 2022
Neither is section 31, and you listed that also.

Lobai crystals had significance with time travel

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Section 31 will be out by 2021. The range is sometime between the end of Discovery season 3 and 2021.

>Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi is an English actor.

that's a lot of names

He was married to Nana Visitor.

His friends call him "Sid"

The range is after Disco S3 airs, and is projected to come out in early 2021.

It'd be dumb of them to have 2020 empty.

plan to watch the rest of the std epis tonight lads. 4-12, wish me luck

>epis

hmmmmm

>Implying actors can have friends

>implying pakis can have friends

>Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi
>paki
>He was born to an English mother who worked as a theatrical consultant[4] and a Sudanese father.

He's Sudanese, not Pakistani

Who's a good cyber pup

2020 is Disco S3.

Does Scott wear a rug?

>dude NAMES
boring and gay

>He's Sudanese, not Pakistani
Trips aside, it doesn't matter. Pic realted.

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This isnt even funny. Please fuck off.

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Miles beat his wife
#StopMilesFandom

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You're a whiteoid Amerimutt that's so ugly half of us can't decide if you're a man or not. Also you listen to nigger rap music, you don't get a say in this conversation.

And she's a communist who works at Starbucks. It's incredible it thinks it's opinions even have merit here anymore.

I can tell he's a man. He looks like Ben Shapiro.

She's still better looking than VF.

Just a goof, Jess', ease it back.

Guys, xhe has feelings as well.

Fuck off, VF is elder god status, who da' fuck are you?

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TRIPS DON'T LIE!

>Determined Bashirfaggot's gender yet?

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All we know is she gets 3 points and the Steelers are headed to overtime.

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I'm just tired of seeing unrelated hate in this thread. I'm off topic all the fucking time, but I'm at least off topic posting shit I LIKE. In not off topic posting toxic shit about how I cant shut the fuck up about feeling insecure around brown people. I just post anime tits. The random fucking hate is just killing my vibe, and making these threads tiresome and draining to participate in. I dont know if anyone else feels this way.

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Nice anti-thought answer

Then ignore it, like I try to ignore you. Or bitch about it, like I occasionally do about you. Why is your go-to reaction to anything you don't like to silence it?

>You're a whiteoid Amerimutt that's so ugly half of us can't decide if you're a man or not
It's just you, KC.

Maybe it shouldn't show its tranny face on Yea Forums.

VF is meh tier at best.

>It's just you, KC.
No, don't lump me in with this false flagging user, I actually like black people and when I make blue humor it's all in good fun.

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>being Anonymous allows your opinions and viewpoints to stand independent of your reputation

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I get reported for off topic posting all time time? And I have a tripcode so it's really easy to ignore and block me. It's also harder blocking racist off topic pictures as opposed to racist off topic text.

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Don't worry. The snitch will be permabanned Monday

Its not a good idea to accuse someone of something without proof

Mods don't like it

Who was that young costar?

Cirroc Lofton

The kid who played Jake.

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>it's a someone insults BF's husbando and she goes on a rant about racism episode
can I skip this one? I feel like we've had this episode like a hundred times already.

Look, just stop spamming your unrelated alt-right remarks. No one cares how you feel about modern society or how much you hate minorities and women.

please just stop taking the bait, you're helping him shit up the thread.

>1 cent has been added to your Shareblue account.

How are the CBS shills handling Pike leaving STD?

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>Moon cricket
What

Don't want to talk positively about std, its ban worthy apparently

>Derived from early slave times when black people would come out at night and sing slave songs under the moonlight like crickets.

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I thought new captain every season was the plan.

As it should be, as the only people who would talk positively about that dumpster fire are paid advertisers

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It's just like the Defense Against the Dark Arts professors at Hogwarts!

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Pretty much. Last time I tried to explain something by pointing out the same thing in ds9 I got a 3 day ban

So Fuck it

I talk about how I prefer STD to ENT all the time and never been warned or banned before.

Glad you've finally accepted defeat. Although Kurtzman is not gonna be happy with you tbqh

The mods are just shocked you have a taste so bad so they forget to ban you.

god I wish

let's not do this

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>I prefer STD to ENT
Holy fuck imagine being this much of a beta...
How much do you vape on a daily basis out of curiosity? gage size? I want details!

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Based Based Shran poster.

>std shitposting (both for and against)
>/pol/ posting
/trek/ is dead

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You forgot to complain about the tripfags, the actual cancer that is destroying /trek/

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>Nice weekend of /trek/ threads
>Vee Eff and Bashirhomo show up

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Guys, STOP, Valley's with me!

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This is the fastest the thread has been all weekend.

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I don't know your story but this has happened to multiple user now. A guy was banned for asking the same question 3 times a couple weeks aho, another guy was banned for posting a picture of riker smoking a bong

This place is turning into Reddit

Hey there Morn!

The anonymous /pol/ spammer is far worse. Get rid of him and then maybe things will be good enough for me to complain about VF dumping images of random girls and Bashirfag posting unrelated anime.

Are you any good at blowjobs? Do you like doing the sloppy ones?

>t. Ethnically challenged Hebrew

can't be that surprised really. The current star trek show (STD) is almost as redditcore as game of thrones or rick and morty, we've got an abundance of cringey namefags and avatar posters...
If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

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Thats inappropriate,sir.

>it's another "that one guy who always stalks and creeps on BF" episode

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lmao

Giving you hugs.

aaaahhhh I'm drunk and can't tell if you're being rad or shitty

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Craft's going to be alright but only Lorca-Prime can replace Pike. Pike needs a spin-off though.

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its literally not
The fact that you can identify posters so easily and there are regularly meta-converstations related to them
>often more then actually dicussing trek
is a fucking travesty and absolutely reddit-tier. They both need to fuck off, they are a much larger problem then any amount of racism.

Actually, i'd say some good ole racism would be a good thing as it scares those type of faggots away quickly.

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But I'm a Trump supporter and I just hate liberals, mudslimes and fags.

That Vulcan is based.

Wait what?
EXPLAIN!

>a nigger
r u fucking serious? wait, isn't that the darkie from the short trek? those timelines don't work

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Wew

>But I'm a Trump supporter and I just hate liberals, mudslimes and fags.
Based and redpilled

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People that complain about racist humour on a site that routinely enjoyed it in its early years whilst acting like oldfags are probably the worst type of people this site has ever had.
I am with them if it's spammed constantly and they are aggressive about it but acting like book burning leftists on Yea Forums of all places will never get you over lest the entire site turn into Reddit and we're forced to log in every time we post.

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Dude its the backlash against std. All the people with inferiority complexs are reporting anything liberal or "off topic" because they lack any power in their real life so they snitch to feel any power at all

R r edit is the same way

Wow. Just... WOW. I can't, I just, I can't even, I....

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>faggy setup
>soda
>watching std
checks out

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What does this thing do?

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I'm not a book burner. I'm mad I get banned for 3 days for unrelated anime, but unrelated hate speech is okay and stays up.

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God damn the left can't meme. gets truer every year, i don't even understand how...

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Try talking about Star Trek and no I don't pretend you're talking about Star Trek but actually just spamming /pol/ memes.

>People that complain about racist humour on a site that routinely enjoyed it in its early years whilst acting like oldfags are probably the worst type of people this site has ever had.
Stop pretending you're an oldfag, you fappening/election tourist. If you're such an oldfag, surely you can tell me what /pol/ was originally called.

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Nobody called it PSX

Does it make you cry?

Yea Forums

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>I'm mad I get banned for 3 days for unrelated anime, but unrelated hate speech is okay and stays up.
Because this is a regular thing with you, Jessie, what don't you get about it?
And not only that, you have also posted pedo and shota anime which is taking it even further.

>If you're such an oldfag, surely you can tell me what /pol/ was originally called.
I never said I was an oldfag and I don't go on pol so nothing you said matters. NIGGER

You should be permabanned for being a cancerous tripfagging piece of garbage. fucking fag
*dabs disrespectfully in your direction*

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it's a vertical mouse, helps prevent carpal tunnel
watching it purely for the memes and
>trek

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I havent cried in like eight months dude.

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>Yea Forumseddit

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You're NOT MY FECKING MODERATOR!

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>bitching about bans

They're going to be marooned in the future at end of season 2. They're going to Craft's time. Pike just got them a time crystal and the last battle against Control is Thursday. Craft is their next captain.

you're retarded

>they don't know it
That's how new you are. Go back to r/Donald. You don't belong here.

We both know that's a lie.

I'm a conservative and Janeway is my favorite captain. What the fuck?

>That's how new you are. Go back to r/Donald. You don't belong here.
I thought it was /news/ which is still up by the way.

Okay let me try again

I can't talk about discovery and defend it because I get banned for spoilers or off topic

I don't care about racism or off topic or any of that shit. Its fine

The problem is right now, you can't say what you want to say even if its reasonable because some cunts with thin skin are reporting people. That's some reddit shit. I come here to say what I think and if you hate nigg°rs you should be allowed to say it. I don't but its fine you say it

1 day until permaban for the snitch

Anime is faggotry.
There is no such thing as hate speech.
There are threats of and calls to violence.
None of which has showed up here.

Picard is a liberal faggot though. In character and his actor.

fucking weak
It would be one thing if that had a cool nigger like sisko, but craft came off like a little bitch boy in the short trek.
They really are comitted to making std the worst trek property ever made, huh? at this rate generations and V are gonna be redeemed
>still no luck for into darkness tho

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Shut up nigger.

It won't stop, that's the nature of /trek/ these days.
It's a painstaking, arduous task that seems to go on without end and just when you think things are going your way...
NOTHING HAPPENS

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You don't cry when you dilate? How big is that axe wound?

Hi, I like STD. I enjoyed the recent episode about the time crystals on Borath. I will not get banned for this post.

Emotionless gommunist

See I'm fine with this.

No one gets banned for spoilers. You're clearly being a fucking retard.

Spoiler alert.
Craft is the next captain.
Tilly is fat.
Burnham sucks Klingon dicks.
Pike is going to use the time crystal to send them into the future.
Picard series is going to blow.

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Bashirfaggot is not post-op. She has a feminine penis.

>axe wound?
Should I post the .webm of the Melbourne tranny who went haywire?

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V was always good. You're just a cuck.

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>replying to datamining

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V is actually great.

>Picard is a liberal faggot though. In character and his actor.
true
Thats probably why picard memes are all shit like "le ebin face palm" and whatnot

The new picard show is going to be absolute fucking trash and i kinda can't wait

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>She
>feminine
Wew

If you're either 22 or 30 exactly, which do you pick?

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Wow such great conversations can be had like this. So exciting

Upvoted

lmao you can tell hes doing everything in his power to not jam that pencil straight through that freaks temple

Still not banned for it.

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[17-22)
[22-30)

No, it wasn't /news/. Dumb newfaggot.

thanks

>tripfaggotry
>chartfag
>caring about /pol/
nice Star Trek discussion

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>No, it wasn't /news/. Dumb newfaggot.
I never claimed to be a /pol/tard or an oldfag though so nothing you said or asked me means anything at all, nor do I need to be aforementioned to point out the hypocrisy of the types of posters I mentioned here

Bashir is ethnically challenged don't make fun of him.

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Saved
This is why Kirk will always be better then Picuck and TOS will always be GOAT while TNG is rapidly falling to the back of the pack the more i rewatch it.

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. . .

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You've gotta admit I'm refreshing among all of the faggotry that's going on today and goes on everyday here.

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#basta

>expose how much a tourist you are
>begin sperging about something else entirely
Your deflection is ineffective. You don't belong here. Go back to r/Donald.

>chartfag actually made an accurate chart
w-whats happening here?

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>spamming charts barely anyone replies to is refreshing content

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>Captain of the Enterprise, huh?
>That's right.
>Close to retirement?
>I'm not planning on it.
>Let me tell you something. Don't!
>Don't let them promote you.
>Don't let them transfer you.
>Don't let them traffic women to space miners.
>Don't let them get your brother get killed by giant space amoebas.
>Don't let them get into a bar brawl on a space station.
>Don't let them replace you with a shoddy murderous robot.
>Don't let them swap bodies with you.
>Don't let them allow a pedophile to take command of your ship.
>Don't let them take your son away and raise him without him in your life.
>Don't let them decommission your ship.
>Don't let them give you a replacement ship built by monkeys.
>Don't let them conspire with Klingons
>Don't let them christen a new ship without photon torpedoes.
>Don't let them do anything that takes you off the bridge of that ship, because while you're there, you can make a difference.

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>Your deflection is ineffective. You don't belong here. Go back to r/Donald.
So you accuse me of deflection even though I actually addressed your post but in turn you deflected the main points of my post by not even addressing it at all. Typical leftist hypocrisy and lack of self awareness.

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>im le based old fag because i read about /new/ on encyclopedia dramatica!
holy fucking shit you're cringey as fuck my man
>go back to r/donald
They ban people on reddit for saying nigger i assume, what you're complaining about if im not mistaken, so maybe its you who should go back to i don't know, is there an r/faggot? that should be a good fit

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watchington malkov review of star trek v with another guy. terrible performance by the one guy who play god. just over the top

personally, i'd happily recieve oral sex from any tripfag in this thread
i'd also inseminate a husk

God I hate Picard. That faggot got fatherly advice from JAMES TIBERIUS KIRK and is still going to have retired by the time of the new series. Hopefully it'll lead to a Data or Riker series. They're not stupid cucks.

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accurate, but a tad obvious

HEYLO STEELY

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this is the same faggot who buried Kirk, a legendary captain, under a pile of rocks in the middle of nowhere when he could have had his body beamed up with him for a proper burial.
Are you really surprised?

dum idiot

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>average liberal

He wanted Kirk to die because he knew Kirk would immediately become captain of the Enterprise again because of how amazing he is.

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>nasty mutt
Is there some kind of contractual obligations to hire ugly as shit broads on std? TOS had bombshell babes far as the eye could see, even in the background

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I just realized, I have never once seen a sisko sheeeeit edit
Someone should make one about when the magic plot device wormholes aliens save his shit from the invasion forces

Just imagine based Kirk taking command of the Enterprise D while making Cuckard take the Troi seat. He would have defeated the Klingons, saved the planet and NOT have crashed the ship.

wouldn't surprise me. Movie picard is a deranged fucking lunatic who shoots his own crewmen and violates orders to virtue signal and get milf pussy after all

Fuck off

hi, Bill!

well if it makes you THAT angry ill make one myself after I finish this drink :^)

>strawpoll.me/17764243

>implying people give real answers

Anyone that tries to mine on a chan is legitimately retarded.

There's three of us. And I know I'm not Bill.

second out of the three guys. I can only tentatively say im not Bill

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Bill's not one of us, guys. Stop bothering him.

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I solved the std red angel bullshit lads
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chase_(Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation)
et wala

Okay gang, I'll admit it. Yeah, I think Star Trek is pretty rad.

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you're welcome

We've known who the Red Angel was for weeks, newfag. It's Burnham's mom.

>std garbage
hate to tell you but literally no one cares

waaaaaaaaa

I care about STD though.

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>pike
>not god tier

do you care about that Tardigrade game?

Sometimes its Michael.

do you have one for ds9 or tng?
I need that one to judge how accurate your charts are since I don't much about std

No chartanon, all you care about is shitposting and (you)s. which i respect immensely, unlike the literal faggots who are still trying to shove the std turd down peoples throats

*Don't know much about std

WHO'S A GOOD CYBER PUP

Also, fuck off. You have now cursed yourself to a few computer malfunctions of your own.

>he went on encyclopedia dramatica to look up what /pol/ used to be
>he knows that he'll get banned on reddit for saying nigger
Congratulations, you just played yourself.

>keep smiling

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hol up
gay doctor gets cured by mycelium??
HOOOOOOLLLLEEEE FFFUUUCKKKK

*gets cured of his gayness

I've never seen such circular logic but I shouldn't be surprised. You could never admit defeat since this place is all you have.

if mickael was raised in Vulcan how is he so volatile? don't they teach restraint over there

its because she's literally retarded and didn't learn shit, also she's black and a double traitor. What a racist tv show.

Bill probably looks better for his age than anyone I've ever seen.

Chimpouts are canon in Star Trek
youtube.com/watch?v=_moAVIjNtE4

k

>its the ent episode where phlox's wife keeps making advances on trip
>mom gives me a weird look

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Ba'ul are pretty bad ass innit

WHAT THE FUCK
celebheights.com/s/Marc-Alaimo-2450.html

>I've never seen such circular logic
Don't use terms you don't understand.

ok
this is a new low even for STD
>yoga pants while exploring the stars
shaking my head literally rn

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By waiting for his demise, and then Kirk.
STD is breddy gud, and reddit is not, because it excludes unpopular opinions. Those of us that like the show have a right to post here. Don't engage in solipsism, even if you are part of a hive mind.

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>'haha you're not an oldfag'
>prove otherwise
>'oh that means you're a newfag'
>'oh and reddit'
Go away. You're boring and needy.

Where's Bash?

Right, we saw these posts the first 1,000 times you posted them. He's not 6'5", what a shocker.

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Come on, /trek/! Be funny, entertain me, chop, chop!

>gets proven that he's a tourist
>goes on encyclopedia dramatica to look for answer
>complains about getting banned from reddit
(You)

You're wrong to discourage him. He's generating traffic for the thread.

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LAWL

You've been talking to two people as though they were one which isn't surprising seeing as you originally said something to me before another user did my work for me and then you responded to him again, then me. But you actually managed to get what you asked for knowing you could just call him/me a tourist and a Redditor and never have to deal with the fact that my original point about racist humor was 100% correct.

Go fuck yourself.

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That's not doing it. I'm in a bad mood and any comedy has to be spot on to work.

>catty VF
>handing out warns and slappying people with a trout
>forgets his trademark gg
WEW & LARPilled

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Burnham posting isn't entertaining.

>You've been talking to two people
More than that, tourist. Go back to ED.

This is edgy humor only oldfags would get.
>>>/new/

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Pretty sarcy and vitriolic but still not funny per se.

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No you haven't, not in re: to my OP about whiny "oldfags" who are really just converted leftists. Show me a third that directly comes from my OP and I'll gladly recant, delete, and throw my DVD player into traffic.

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Unimpressive t b h

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>traffic
Oooh sorry, the word we were looking for was CON-TENT. Content.

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Work on your English ability.

eww what is he doing

Your complaints about my English only reveals a lack of reading comprehension on your part. Thanks for stopping by.

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I quit watching Voyager at the blatant normalization of pedophilia. Paramount should be sued.

Watch more Voyager.

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>kelpians
as in Sea kelp
Lmoa
REAL original trekgeniuses

No, really. Work on your English, tourist.

Does anyone have that smug pic of data where he looks a little condescending

Burnham is the key to solving the zzzzzzz

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Michael Burnham is the center of zzzzzzzz

>le tourist
Jesus, everything you've posted in this thread has been cancerous and stale. Defenestrate yourself while holding a VCR.

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Watch the season 3 episode Worst Case Scenario. VOY was rarely better than that.
I'll give the Year of Hell episodes some credit, though.

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Michael Burnham is caught in the middle of zzzzzzzzzzzzz

Why do you want him to take the VCR on his way out? Not cool man especially if it is a good one.

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Do Kohlinar masters have a problem with killing?

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>attacks Grammar and spelling not the argument.
gg

Thread's getting bitter and hostile. Not very comfy.

>Watch the season 3 episode Worst Case Scenario. VOY was rarely better than that.
This is actually 100% wrong and that wasn't even the best episode of season 3. The first three seasons are spotty with the good and the bad. Season 4-5 are very consistently good and then this drops off in season 6 and then nosedives in season 7.

For the most part, the show experiences it's greatest uptick in quality when Neelix separates from Kes, the EMH obtains the mobile emitter, followed by teasing the Borg. Unity was arguably the best Borg episode of the entire series.

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Fuck off and die, pigfucker.

crinfe

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YOU HAVE TO WATCH CHRONOLOGICALLY

I've never been catty in my life I'm always nice

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awwwwwwwwwwww
why is Amanda mad at Michael

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Why did you ragequit the Discord then?

>selar saves lives (2)
post (1)

Loser. VF is still there and you know nothing.

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Link it, chomo

you wouldn't believe me if I told you
something to do with being bitten by a radioactive ghost something something great power great responsibility
I don't know what your question has to do with my post

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Oh, I'm the loser for not going on discord to orbit and masturbate to trannies?

>chomo

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Generate a new thread.

I'm gonna have to agree, VF, you are always polite.
I am kind as well, but get rude with bully posters.
I have a psychotic side. It is in my nature, as the scorpion said.

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make it so

>le
Hi leddit

>It is in my nature, as the scorpion said.

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That's a lie, unless you mean you're always polite when you have your trip on.

It's in the archives but you already knew that, didn't you Colin?

>orbiting
We argue constantly and BF spams cockamamy commie theories. Nothin' doin'.

We are not at post limit or image limit.
It will just kill someone else's Page 10 thread.

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>That face when Nightbird

It puts the lotion on the thread

*flute intensifies*

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scorpion venom is the most valuable liquid on the planet, worth more than gold
apparently you can get hella high off it but idk I'll stick to huffing jenk for now

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good ep, huh?

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You lthink Valley's done real jail time before?
Me t'inks non.

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Because she called him a bad name once. Literally the worst thing ever, and a perfect reason to be angsty for a decade and constantly bring up how it ruined your family
uhoh, time to break down and cry for 5 minutes again

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You know, I still don't disbelieve the satire and/or post-modern art theory of STD.
I know part of it is meant to be blatantly contra the original series and TNG. It's supposed to appeal to the surface of society and not anything deeper than that.
Her acting almost seems like someone's take on a woman doing bad Shakespearian acting. I, of course, do not believe this for a second and I do believe that she's just a terrible ham fisted actress with no talent at all but it would explain a lot.

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Enjoy your Jenkem while I smoke pot, drink beer, and save up my venom for when it is needed. It is not for sale.

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Nice compression. Haven't seen this .gif since Mitt Romney was president and the Browns upset Jacksonville in the big one

If you were also at that table it would be three losers.

You just did it to copycat me, like you always do.

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cope

Like I give two pungent BRAPS what some pathetic LARPing /pol/ incel thinks. UGH!

Based Col'

BEAM ME UP

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