Unpopular opinion; Star Wars (all of them) sucks. It's shit made for little kids

Unpopular opinion; Star Wars (all of them) sucks. It's shit made for little kids.

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correct
it's literally a collection of things lucas liked but he diidn't want to deal with licencing issues so he changed it a bit

t. jew who can't into the hero's journey

Yes. It's literally a fairy-tale in space complete with knights, wizards, and princesses.

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Hence the term childhood hero. Now fuck off troll

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Theres nothing wrong with fantasy and science-fiction stories.

Unless you're a pretentious literary teacher in which case it's your god-given duty to hate the with seething passion.

I know theres people who think they're better than everyone else because they only read biographies and non-fiction. These automatons lack souls imo.

but that happens all the time.

he could get the rights to Flash Gordon, so he made this.
he couldn't get the rights to LOTR, so he produced Willow.
Paul Verhoeven couldn't get the rights to Judge Dredd, so he made RoboCop.
David Fincher couldn't get the rights to Heavy Metal, so he made Love Death + Robots.

It's how the world works.

Western canon is literally filled with fantasy and sci-fi

It's an alright flick that turned into the cornerstone of soiboi culture, and I hate it for it. Cant enjoy it anymore either because its been memed to death

You think its good to let kids watch movies where people get limbs amputated or even worse when they have the main characters slaughtering little kids? What kind of children's entertainment is this?

>made for little kids.
Even Lucas himself said that.
No one sane is going to disagree.

OP here

and to add
>I dont include Rouge 1
It's a great film and doesnt fall under "Star Wars"

1t's 10/10

Your kids are going to grow up to become a bunch of slack-jawed faggots.

the first wasn't and you're a retard if you can't recognize that

Like fucking what? And don't you dare say the Bible

Are you fucking retarded?

The Odyssey or Iliad would be examples.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_canon

Star Wars is not science fiction, though.

Sick argument
Except those weren't see as fantasy at the time of their conception. Try to understand what fantasy and sci fi are. Their creators understood that they were creating fictional worlds

Why did you link me the western canon? You don't even read lol

Because it's filled with great examples of fantasy in the western canon.
You'd know if you read.

Again, youre wrong. Ovid is not fantasy. Milton is not fantasy. You clearly don't know what fantasy is

>t. Trekkies

You clearly have a juvenile idea of what fantasy is. Fantasy is not poets using a mythical framework to write an epic poem. Fantasy is creating a work a fictional world. It can by inspired by myth but myth does not equal fantasy

>You clearly don't know what fantasy is
Clearly I know better than you.

lolno
og trilogy is top comfy
prequels are alright
tfa was watchable

But without it, we wouldn't have masterpieces like KOTOR 2, Jedi Outcast, or Dark Times.

>myth does not equal fantasy
Yes it does, mouth-breather.

Not so unpopular
It's the most overrated thing in existence

And yet you're not telling me how I'm wrong

what's unpopular in this?
I thought everyone who liked star wars knew they were just consuming kids product?

>t. underage