Admit it, you were the Simon in your group of friends
Admit it, you were the Simon in your group of friends
Yea Forums is a board full of Jays
>group of friends
I make small talk with my work colleagues. I didnt gave frirnds at school or uni. Whats it like? Seems horrible
>implying Yea Forums isn't filled with Wills in denial
I had the shit hair of Simon, the cope of Jay, the psued of Will and the stupidity of Neil. I was fucked m8
I'm literally Will:
>private school background
>had to move to public education after my parents got divorced
>carried a satchel around instead of a backpack
>never did anything mental when sober
>would chat shit about everyone and made a scene when drunk
>mates all wanted to shag my mum
I was none of them but everyone has a mate like Jay. Nothing better than being a kid and hearing your mate talk about how he went go karting with Michael Schumacher at the weekend before spotting Ian Wright in the park and having a kick about later in the day and managed to bang the hottest girl from the year above but we need to keep it a secret because she has a bf and hes hard as fuck
Jay without the bully dad
U ever have a good wank over ur mum?
this show fucking sucks
literally the most boring and unfunny "comedy" I've ever seen
>implying I ever had any friends
Can't say I have, shame.
shut up you bus turd
I don't fit.
I was both the poorest and most working class and the smartest and I attended a public school.
So like the opposite of Will.
I wish
full Simon
>basic social skills and looks
>get laid at 17
>still the most beta
Watching the MCU might be more your speed.
Just been rewatching it all today and Jay talking about the caravan club being one big orgy reminded me of my best mate in high school saying the same thing lol. He also said his nan smoked weed and gave him some all the time but never brought any in when people asked to buy it off him.
I was more like Neil and very nearly became a dad after a Tinder date a couple of years ago, found out on New Years Eve I got the all clear before 12:00 AM and cheered
I had a mate like Jay in college, I entertained his bullshittery until one day I had enough and just started calling his stories bollocks
Had a proper Will moment on my first time:
>set up with a bird from school on the weekend
>can't go wrong, just have to wait for her to show up
>pretty nervous, took my friend's advice to have a cheeky wank the night before
>couldn't get it up when we actually did it
>in your group of friends