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What went wrong?
Zachary Lopez
Ryder Gonzalez
It wasn't Shazam
Ryan Parker
They couldn't even spell cemetery right. What makes you think they'll make a good movie?
Camden Perry
The seven deadly sins in Shazam were much scarier than that stupid Halloween costume movie.
Dylan Wilson
Speaking of costumes, what was the point of those kids in masks?
Robert Murphy
Decent build up, consistent theme about death and guilt and protecting family, but the resurrected girl fell flat.
She wasn't scary as much as weird. The scene where she dances and breaks shit had half of the audience laughing. When she finally went violent it was like a weak attempt at the Exorcist or something.
The girl being scary was key to the last act of the movie, and it failed pretty badly.
Ian Brown
Remind me why they killed Ellie instead of Gage again.
Ayden Garcia
The ending made people upset.
Hudson Campbell
wouldn´t surprise me if the movie has anti Christian themes for no reason in it
Austin Cook
What happened?
Leo Allen
The original didn't need an update and everyone is sick of reboots.
Jace Reyes
Well for one thing, judging by that still in your picture, they added shit that wasn't in the book.
Oliver Lopez
I never fucking understand why so many adaptations change shit that doesn't need to be changed, for no reason that I can think of.
Hunter Cox
Yeah,
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE KIDS IN ANIMAL MASKS
Alexander Wilson
I read somewhere that they couldn’t get the Gage actor to act well.
That’s what happened when parents these days are shit.
Thomas Ward
Oh. Well, I guess that's at least a semi-valid excuse. They should have put more effort into casting, then, but at the end of the day I understand that there's only so much you can do.
Eli Anderson
Elaborate
Alexander Long
Everyone dies/becomes a zombie
Evan Parker
How?
Michael Perry
Zombie Daughter and Zombie Mom kill Dad, then bury him in the Pet Cemetery. Dad comes back as Zombie. Approaches car that has the still living son in it.
Josiah Rivera
And it just ends like that?
Daniel Thompson
Was that ever their motivation? I only ever saw the old movie but it didn't seem like the zombies wanted to make more zombies, they were just violent and evil
Luke Morris
Forget that question, WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE KIDS IN ANIMAL MASKS
Jacob Ward
Ceremonial
Brody Morgan
What ceremony?
David Bailey
The movie is an allegory for NPCs
Nolan Clark
Bland and pointless "disturbing" shit. In the book, the kids just bury their pets on the cemetery, there's no such thing as a sectary ritual
Robert Garcia
Sure, what's the point on going further? A sitcom about a zombie family?
Xavier Rivera
Funeral procession for their pets.
Julian Evans
So that people wouldn't make cunny threads
Landon Wright
hope you're pretending to be a tard.
Brayden Parker
this triggers me. the returned people are supposed to be mindlessly evil. to give them agency like that is a pretty big diversion from the book and the first film. and I was fine with the daughter/son switcheroo.
Camden Diaz
Because creepy kids are SPOOOOKY OOOOOOOO
Jose Cox
It was hoping having IT in the ads would be enough to carry the film.
Joshua Wright
>IT'S NOT THE BOOK
Holy fuck
Chase Ramirez
Pet Semetary is honestly just not a book that translates well to the screen. The slow crawling details in the book are what make it creepy and that just doesn't translate to film.
Camden Murphy
Stephen King injects 'muh scary christians' in all of his stories.
Nathaniel Wood
The masks were just there for the advertising, then?
Jacob Morgan
If it didn't work for this, then it's probably gonna turn out worse for the Child's Play reboot
Nicholas Garcia
Pretty much, yes. They were there mostly for cosmetic purposes cause the spooky/deranged kids concept always sells well
Hudson Miller
Maybe Hamill can save it?
Jacob Flores
>The screenwriter wrote another creepy kid movie with “spookiness” on faces released two months before
Coincidence?
Luis Martinez
No based Ramones soundtrack
Nathaniel Long
>Implying he’s going to be in a lot of it