What a bitch

what a bitch
her parents are pleasant, why the fuck can't she be

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But that girl doesn't even have an overbite. I don't get it.

Which loli are you referencing?

the one who thinks she's goth

Because her cold sarcastic attitude is boner fuel

She will never look at your penis with expressionless disdain.

Because Amanda is a little cunt

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That cameltoe thou.

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She's actually got the metal piece they give actors so their vagina bones don't show.

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What is the essential Addamscore?

Sleepy hollow. You still get gothic ricci but none of the pedo guilt.

>being attracted to a 12 year old Christina Ricci is pedo

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Wednesday best 3D goth loli gf

Spider Baby aka The White Trash Addams Family

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haha imagine if she made fun of your penis haha

This movie is total Jewish propaganda

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Uhm...

too old

Should be an Edgar Allan Poe book tbqh

>implying girls know how to read

>have a class with a hot goth girl
>figure it's hopeless since i'm not one of the goths or wannabe punk rockers she talks to
>last day of school she asks me why I rarely talked in class and tells me she likes my nin patch on my backpack
dont let your dreams be dreams
its cliche as fuck but gosh golly fuck, if only I had tried

The Boners in the Lewd Whore

Hebe then.

You fucking retard.

Stop being coy. There is a difference between sexual attraction and being attracted to girls. Stop making everything sexual you sick fuck

Did you know that men think about sex at least once every 13 seconds?

Only pedos know that term.

Dont bathing suits have padding in that area anyway?

she's negging her

Not really no.

I've had my share of goth girls, "preps", normal girls. Goth are marginally better but smoke too much.

It's chock full of it. It also has some Disney bashing. Apparently that was ok back then

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>guy who never talks
>goth girl

Literal match made in heaven. If you just shrugged your shoulders and said 'whats your number so we can hang out later' you'd have fucked her raw.

That's some God-tier comeback, though.

>be 13
>in summer club that ranges from 10 to 13
>only friend is ten year old chick
>every thursday is pool day
>one time she tells me she's going to wear her see through bathing suit her mom doesn't like
>she does

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god bless raul julia for these movies you guys dont give him enough credit on here. hes a fucking masterful gomez.

How so?

>vagina bone

It's to hide the cameltoe you fucking Virgin.

>the orangutan scene

The camp is literally about attacking gentile Whites while being aided by a neurotic intellectual Jewish child. You tell me.

>vagina bones

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>red nails
boner deactivated. black or none, bat girl

imagine being the person from the wardrobe crew that had to give it to her and explain what it was for, then having to come collect it from her at the end of shooting

it's a Yea Forums term. they get upset when you can't see girls vagina bones.

user, I ...

It's an Yea Forums term, newfag.

Pretty sure "vagina bones" are the Ilium of the pelvis, not pusy lips.

and 5 years later, as an irrelevant past-her-prime hag, she was doing some playboy bullshit
CP legalization can't come soon enough

What if wardrobe guy is secretly a pedo?

hot

This, obv
what if he's an straight male with a normal sexual drive?

Then he'd cum just from the scent of her taint.

haha do you think he would smell it? just to sate his curiosity

you're right.
but the fact that she implied she has one will stick with her for a long time and do more damage than her surface level comment about her bathing suit

Addams Family pinball machine. Best selling pinball machine of all time. Could have sold even more than it did if the manufacturer didn't underestimate the demand. Original voice work by Raul Julia. Find one near you and play it... NOW! NOW! NOW!
(or look up footage on youtube)
pinballmap.com

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It's OK user, if you had started talking to her she would quickly have realised how abhorrent your personality was and lost interest, have no regrets because you never had a chance anyway

Then he wouldn't be turned on by children.

She needed a good dicking

do you have a single fact to back that up

Our bowling alley had one of those. if I ever own a "video game" cabinet it'll be a pinball machine

All men are perverts, just like all women are sluts

Here is every Addams Family joke:
>Dear, our love is like rain on a parade
>cue laugh track
get it because usually a rain on a parade is bad but they're wacky opposites so bad = good

Damn great pinball machine. The cousin It voicework is my favorite bit

Loved this one, tied with the South Park pinball machine for greatest of all time

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There's an aging family amusement center down the street, and it's got this game BUT NONE OF THEIR PINBALL MACHINES ARE EVER FUCKING WORKING

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>vagina bones

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dat smile tho

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>metal piece they give actors so their vagina bones don't show.
What? Do you even know what "vagina bones" refers to? They are not covered up by cod pieces.

fuck time

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Why girl on right three boobs?

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>vagina bones
You're using that meme wrong.

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Roast beef has bones.

Don't tell me, she's looking at a Chad?

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Thats the pelvic bone you nonce. It's in no way associated with the vagina, which as canal of soft mucosal tissue and muscle.

And?

I got my first boner in this scene as a kid, even then I used to pause on shots of their feet

W-what’s that thing sticking out of the girls crotch on the right?

little girls are sluts

Oh. She was right, I could see why her mom didn't let her wear it. It was fine dry, but after getting in the pool you could everything.

wouldn't you?

>secretely
>just the wordrove guy

Her vaginal bones.

a girl penis

>he doesn't know girls have a penis that eventually shrivels up and falls off
remind me again why we don't teach sex ed in elementary school?

was it all white? or just thin fabric that turned clear when it got wet?

the ilium is on top, the hips
the pubis is on front, hence mons pubis
the ischium is what you sit on
these three bones (three ossification centers really) make the pelvis

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Have sex

Why didn't the counselors say anything?

Fuck off Poindexter

Too busy fapping

Should have been thicc

That's a male pelvis superimposed(subposed ?) on that image

based costume desiger

get something beyond a bachelor's degree, neet shitter

t. seething pedo

i'll take that as a no

cause she's hot

Fucking nerd if I ever see you in real life I'm going to beat your ass and take your lunch money.

christina ricci isn't even hot

t. Gay faggot

You're right she isn't hot, she's cute

I bet you unironically believe all men actually have deep seeded desires to fuck children. You need to realize your sick thoughts are not normal.

haha, he's got the big gay

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All men have deep seeded thoughts, just not about one specific perversion. If it isn't about fucking kids it's about something else. Being a pervert is part of being a man

>I bet you unironically believe all men actually have deep seeded desires to fuck children
pretty much
>You need to realize your sick thoughts are not normal.
nope

do you have a single fact to back that up

Reminds me of the one time I took my nieces/nephew to the kiddy pool one summer so they wouldn't be cooped up all day. Out of nowhere an african/haitian immigrant family shows up, strips their outer layer of clothing and start splashing around in like 2 feet of water. They had a daughter that must have been 14-15 wearing nothing but booty shorts and a white tank top that became 100% see through the second she hit the water. Me and like the 2 other people there at the time were just sitting there staring dumbfounded.

Your dad

I'll make sure to stay away from whatever factory you're working at for the next 3 months before a mexican, robot, or robot mexican gets your job instead.

all of human history

Is that Malfoy

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i'll take that as a no

Some people think back fondly to their youth and the first sexual urges they felt. Obviously you never made such memories.

We all know why OP made this thread

The film made me feel so attracted to her

I felt sexual urges to girls my own age. I googled things that I'm surprised didn't get the FBI at my parents' door.

i don't, why?

she looks like a crack whore

Just a thin fabric one piece

Good, that will be start of The day of rope and I'll come looking for your book reading ass.

Try me untermensch, I'm 6'2 265lbs

as a kid, i fapped to grown up 13 year olds. 20 years later i preffer them 10 yo

He was bullied for his overbite

Nonono you were supposed to grow out of liking 10yo when you grew up. You did it wrong.

The female isn't matured until she reaches the age of 18. It has been legally proven.

rapid growing, aka maturity, goes from 9 to 13 years old in females. growing stops completely at 17
funny enough, sexual maturity in males goes from 12 to 15, and they only stop growing up until 25 years old

It has been proven that 16 is the age where the body has settled enough from puberty to handle a pregnancy without undue risks.

The virgin "well akshually"

The chad muslim

They wanted you to buy her you user.

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10 year old girls are already full blown whores

Damn. You're actually right.
Delightfully devilish, if I may say.

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Remember the ogre they cast in the original?

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>pinballmap.com
youtube.com/watch?v=UrcGUwEemgI

based

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i know Yea Forums has a thing for wednesday, but i'd rather do the blonde

Reminder that this is an illegal thread and you should all destroy your hard drives right now before the cops break the door down

>closest to me is at The Whiskey Depot
>it's The Dark Knight 2008
what. i thought pinball machines went extinct in the early 90s

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>what did ((they)) mean by this

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i'm eagerly awaiting the remade woke version where everyone is a shade of brown, directed by Peele where everyone is rayciss against them and sheeiit

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>aiding the enemy
Now you could get in trouble if there is any loss of evidence.

Are girls on this website as into Pugsley as we are Wednesday?

a mean jab at an innocent man. MJ was working on a song called "Family Thing" and an accompanying short film with the movie, then the civil suit was made public and they added this last minute joke at his expense and removed the affiliation with him.

developed teenagers are not children, user.

i always find it weird how people think a healthy young woman at 14 is on the same "level" as a 6 year old child

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>14
Jesus Christ she's practically a fetus you sick fuck

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youtube.com/watch?v=70Ww1crg078

So many great gags in hindsight.

I lul'd

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I sure do hope Abatap returns.

Why are they at a summer camp?

None of the girls posted in this entire thread are "developed".

Sorry I'm into Wednesday too.

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Wednesday was my waifu at young age.

But a cute one

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she either is forever you're waifu or she never was. it's about love, not about just liking someone

... What's on her mind?

anything above 8 is already developed

that's true, i would say ricci and the girl on the right are not on that spectrum.

i just find it absolutely ridiculous how someone can claim that cindy crawfords' daughter isn't sexually appealing to them, even if she is under the age of 18 (afaik?)

bunch of lying hypocrites. the only people offended by age gaps in relationships between males and females are men who for whatever reason do not attract younger women, and women who find themselves challenged and robbed of their own sexual appeal by younger peers. it is all hypocrisy and jealousy intertwined.

I have never loved anything or anyone for more than a few months.

Everything in this universe dies, from planets to stars. Love is not an exception.

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I thought that was a dinner plate at first.

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I wonder if the blond is fat and ugly now.

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>Wednesday sure did grow up hot, I wonder what happened to Pugsley?

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reminder she had a boob reduction

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no, and the gap in her teeth is gone
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes_McNab

HEE HEE

Mutt face and celulite butt.

Disgusting

any pic from before they got sliced off?

He cute

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November 2006
FIND IT

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Based

I saw this as a child, it scared the shit out of me just because it pretended to be spooky

nice tits

I'm eating bitch don't post that!

>blurry fatguy laying sideways.jpg

oh shit, I didn't know she was on Buffy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harmony_Kendall

look at those bazongas

Why do people have webms of little girls? It's very creepy

They're movie scenes. People like to save scenes from movies they like around here. Do you have a favorite movie scene? If you do, make a webm of it and save then you'll understand why people do this.

>he doesn't have 6 gigs of similar webms meticulously sorted by content

They couldn't say "gap teeth" because it'd make the actress cry, right?

exactly, they're just movie scenes haha, it's not like we jerk off to them lmfao

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that's a pretty cute and funny movie scene

yeah, they used to bash Disney all the time before (((they))) took it over, they still hate Walt Disney.

It's really good to enjoy movies with little girls in them and not masturbate to them haha. This is the Television & Film board after all!

Every time

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love how christina ricci is still hot as fuck all these years later

What movie?

nice trivia

orphan

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HP Lovecraft is reddit
Edgar Allan Poe is 4channle

FACT

wat movie dis?

Eww too old

were you expecting some poo poo for dinner?

4channel doesn't read at all dumb dumb. All books are reddit son.

Black Snake Moan

Damn, I wish that were me

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the choker really does it for me

Fluffy pillows suck ass. shits like sleeping on a cotton ball

youtube.com/watch?v=0NTxAunl_tE

I was thinking about this show yesterday. Seems so funny and wholesome.

>White Guilt: The Movie

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cheers senpai

Plastic, not metal. Forget what they call them in wardrobe, but they're used all the time, along with the "petals" for nipples.

Why do they deprive us of a superior viewing experience?

Wardrobe are almost always female, or gay. Any movie with a female cast has female wardrobe assistants and workers for exactly that issue.

Is this movie worth it other than to perv on Ricci?

This is the best version of Wednesday.

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ah yes, i remember thinking she was hot in the cartoon too.

Does this movie have the most perfect casting of all time?

why does she have a penis?

That's the rib cage... a flared one to be exact.

They were probably afraid someone would then ask "Why were you staring at a young girl to have noticed in the first place?"

>redditor thinks christcucks name the jew
lurk more

It's legal to fuck underage girls
Only if you're Chad though

didnt based owen benjamin get engaged to her or something?

Lydia > Wednesday

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>bangs
not in this life time
pigtails rule

good, fat disgusting old men don't deserve cute and funnys

thoughts?

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Because Aryans are evil. Accept it goyim.

fat old dudes are chads when they have money, redditor

>t. fat fuck

Ricci looks like a meth whore in this.

god damn cal arts

This movie heavily implies that American whites should be genocided. And as a white European I absolutely agree with it.

>vagina bones
holy shit this made me laugh way to hard

Sometimes it's better without the "metal piece"

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very brave of you

E.A.P. is comedy. Every one of his tales are hilarious.

Imagine Buffalo '66 era Ricci reprising her role as Wednesday.

Thicc Goth gf.

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So is everything that comes out of Wednesday's mouth

This unironically

the great thing about this suit is that it shows the full pussy lips all the way to the crease next to the thigh

they were on to the gold digging whore's plans, so she told gomez and morticia that they wanted to go to camp

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This is insane. Not that I'm complaining, I just can't believe this was on American television.

Nice pinball machine

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Either way you're openly admitting you're a pedo.

I had to dump a girl because she grew spurs on her vagina bones.
Became to painful for both of us to sex anymore.

you tell him gurl

Gross, what happened to her chub?

if every man has these desires then, yes, they're normal

>he doesn't want a cold goth gf

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what a cute and funny thread

ow my balls

As much as I find amusing the prospect of a grown nigger-hating Wednesday, she's obviously a Poe gal and wouldn't think of Lovecraft as fiction anyway. The Addams' have a strange relationship with popular culture to begin with.

Goths are usually degenerate though.

MY FUCKING DICK AAAAAA

>The Addams Family Wednesday
prime Cùnnysseur tier
>The Addams Family Values Wednesday
that whore from camp

My bowling alley had it too.

If the libshits actually do legalize pedophilia i'll take back all the shit I've said.

if someone gets me hq screenshots of this scene i'll xray blondie

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If they do it'll be a lot of garden variety chads and Tyrones fucking them, not you. It will just be a repeat of the current drift towards harem culture with 20% of the men getting all the puss except now it'll be underaged too.

The flesh sings

They tend to be pretty loyal to their couples.
Only thing is some have tattoos or piercings.

I always wonder how her parents felt watching this scene.

cπnny?

I have no doubt that daddy got a boner. Jealous his baby girl was doing that to another man and not him

STOP BULLYING PRECIOUS CHRISTINA RICCI

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Original Morticia is GOAT

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This movie never got a Blu-ray release.

of course, but then i least i could fap to legal CP
only solo stuff, anything else is degenerate cuckoldry bullshit

What the FUCK is wrong with you?

On top of tattoos and piercings they also do drugs.
May be ok for you but I rather not go down that rabbit hole.

what a goddamn tragedy. oh well

R U I N E D

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It's perfect for that, but it's also a great anti-degeneracy movie.

D I S G U S T I N G

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cunnies are dangerous, never accept candies from an underage predator

solo porn is wholesome

alright, sold.

Ewww, imagine drinking coke.

>What the FUCK is wrong with you?

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I was low-key fishing for this post.

best post in Yea Forums in the last 24 hours

I'm at LEAST hoping you're talking about ages 14-17, right?

Top kek.

>pedos ACTUALLY think they define this board
You are not welcome. ANYWHERE.

Of course. It's not like i'm a pedophile.

My Chinese gf dressed as Wednesday for Halloween last year.

9-13, i'm very open minded

Cool.

and you are welcomed in reddit

who are you quoting?

posts like these should come with fines or jailtime

Do you think a reddit writer would name their cat Nigger-Man?

if shes not far west Chinese or far north east you have a shit gf

10-13 here, AMA

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i don't get it???

how do you stop the boners in public and staring

Fuck off Yuropian

>If you can't get off to another man fucking a girl you want to fuck, something is wrong with you
Are you ok buddy?

>too much
no such thing

easy, get some standards, most girls are ugly

dark sunglasses if you're a pussy. otherwise just own it and check them out. they love the attention

Have you never seen this movie? It's much better than that, you should see for yourself.

i might fap to cute little girls pictures, but i'd never stare at them irl: that's predatory, abusive behavior. shit should be punishable

>watching another guy
>even when it's with a woman

Are you gay, bruh?

What was this movie actually about? Like, what is the plot?

woman on woman always comes as fake and overacted. plebbest kind of porn

Nigger, are you high? He's easily the single worst part of these movies. There has never been a better example of miscasting. He was a terrible actor, and he didn't fit any role he ever played. He's Brie Larson and Tess Thompson tier garbage. You should consider suicide for that horseshit opinion of yours.

Maybe the shit you watch. Fuck outta ere!

Literal whore gets imprisoned by a magical negro who cures her of her whorish ways and sets her and her boyfriend right.

>doesnt watch straight porn
>doesnt watch lesbian porn

so its gay or chicks with dicks then?

Not judging desu

Richard Kiel? Yeah, he was awesome.

Also, there's always a hot one and a meh one
You could be as well watching only the hot one

>cures her of her whorish
How?

>Would rather watch a dude with balls flopping all over the place than a slightly less attractive woman

Ok.

I need you to delete this post and then delete your entire life.

cute

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Snake_Moan_(film)#Plot

hands-free orgasm denial

tl;dr

Porn with more than 1 single character makes no fucking sense. The whole idea is to appreciate your object of desire, a thing of beauty, the superlative female ideal, the apex of visual aesthetics. I'm talking about real KINO, not disposable pleb bullshit

Your life is tl;dr. Shorten it.

You probably fap to Beautiful Agony. Looser.

>Beautiful Agony
they used to only show the face, but they dropped that whole "it's art, we swear!" bullshit and started showing everything.

what do plebs fap to nowadays?

No shit? I haven't watched it in years but I always thought it was nice.

Based on that reply, I don't think you understood my post

incest?

>Not strictly watching solo female acts
I pity you