"Father.. I've become addicted to twinks and traps now that Leia has turned me off of women for good."
How does Vader react to this?
"Father.. I've become addicted to twinks and traps now that Leia has turned me off of women for good."
Andrew Roberts
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Matthew Brooks
Faggot
Dominic Jones
>Back to the discord
Sebastian Peterson
>"Indeed you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen..."
Chase Evans
>"for fucks sake luke, im gonna get obi-wan to appear as a force ghost just for him to tellyou how much of a pussy slayer he was back in the day"
Jaxson Turner
>Go jerk off your tiny three incher, son. I have little use for you and your faggot genes now that I have the superior waifu with Dr. Aphra who will give me a proper son.
Mason Torres
NOOOOOOOO......
Nathan Campbell
[heavy breathing intensifies]
Kevin Collins
>incel
>volcel
>have sex
>seething discord tranny
>alt right
these should be bannable offences
Charles Jackson
>vader capable of having kids
user...
Adrian Diaz
heard your son's a fag, lmaoooooooo
Leo Perez
Any old fags here that watched ESB in the theaters?
What did you think of the twist? Did you think Vader was Anakin Skywalker, or he was just messing with Luke, or that Vader and Anakin were still two separate entities and Vader had cucked Anakin, or Anakin had stolen Vader's baby or something?
It's not explicit until Return of the Jedi that Vader was Anakin
Dylan Cooper
How did the Emperor know Luke was Anakin's son in Empire Strikes Back? He did not know Padme had given birth. For all purposes he could have been Owen's son, with that surname. Unless he had sent spies to Tatooine who got to know that Luke was being called Anakin's son there. Or he felt in the force
John Barnes
how did a 10/10 chad like Anakin father such a twerp?
Dylan Miller
>2D or 3D?
Hudson Edwards
did he know? I thought the emperor couldn't sense Luke?
Adrian Perez
Aphra is one of the shittiest new characters Disney has created. Anyone who disagrees is a faggot that faps to her drawings.
Gavin Gomez
>jerk your tiny three incher
But Vader cut off his wanking hand.
Ryder Butler
Luke got all of Padme’s latent homo and sissy genes. Leia got all of Anakin’s Chad genes.
John Rogers
Vader and the Emperor learn drom Boba Fett in the Holiday Special that some guy named Luke Skywalker blasted the original Death Star
But it could have been Owen's son, the Emperor tells Vader on ESB that he has to be Anakin's son
Eli Hill
I think I remember reading a story in the EU when Anakin's force ghost appeared to Leia and she basically told him to fuck off which is how most people would probably react considering everything he did as Vader.
Ryan Brown
John Green
get cp3o to do it
Chase Ortiz
>"That's fine because traps aren't gay."
Christopher Butler
"From henceforth you shall be known as.... Darth Incel"
Camden Rogers
back then the force was still hereditary so luke couldn't have been just some random. this was before the 90s when family and tradition became evil things in the media.
Christian Ortiz
>join the dark side, together, we will rule the galaxy like the top and the bottom
Lincoln Watson
But Owen was also the son of Anakin's mother
Jackson Morgan
Anakin's mother didn't have force powers, did she?
Carter Morris
She might if Disney takes her character and tries to make a strong woman out of it.
Evan Hill
She gave birth to a baby out of nothing
Daniel Young
In 2019 the real female power would be to not give birth.
Hudson Nguyen
>force abortion