>He fantasizes in the shower about becoming a famous actor because he thinks he could act and is attractive
He fantasizes in the shower about becoming a famous actor because he thinks he could act and is attractive
How would you know that user?
Who doth thou quote
>not about taking shower with actress of choice
I unironcally fantasize to be a producer.
Melvin
Me, he's quoting me.
cast him
>tfw you used to do this and it came true
>Yea Forums poster
>taking a shower
im not attractive but I definitely can act
I once faked an OD and my whole family believed it
I unironically shower fully two-three times in a month. But I wash my armpits, feet, dick and face daily.
>not ass
Ew
By dick I mean: my dick, my balls, my dick area and my butthole
At that point why not just get in the shower
>standing in the shower not cleaning yourself at all
>fantasizing about being the world's next meme rapper (e.g. eminem, danny brown)
I seriously hope you all do this.
How would I and my actor dream ever recover?
it's too cold when I get out and it takes too much time and you need to dry yourself much longer
I'm neither a ni- or a wigger
That's retarded
if you don't appreciate meme rap you are not sufficiently autistic for this site and need to go back to plebbit.