He fantasizes in the shower about becoming a famous actor because he thinks he could act and is attractive

>He fantasizes in the shower about becoming a famous actor because he thinks he could act and is attractive

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How would you know that user?

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Who doth thou quote

>not about taking shower with actress of choice

I unironcally fantasize to be a producer.

Melvin

Me, he's quoting me.

cast him

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>tfw you used to do this and it came true

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>Yea Forums poster
>taking a shower

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im not attractive but I definitely can act
I once faked an OD and my whole family believed it

I unironically shower fully two-three times in a month. But I wash my armpits, feet, dick and face daily.

>not ass
Ew

By dick I mean: my dick, my balls, my dick area and my butthole

At that point why not just get in the shower

>standing in the shower not cleaning yourself at all
>fantasizing about being the world's next meme rapper (e.g. eminem, danny brown)

I seriously hope you all do this.

How would I and my actor dream ever recover?

it's too cold when I get out and it takes too much time and you need to dry yourself much longer

I'm neither a ni- or a wigger

That's retarded

if you don't appreciate meme rap you are not sufficiently autistic for this site and need to go back to plebbit.