There's no such thing as involuntary celibate, that's why god invented hookers

>how many levels of entrapment are you on my dude?

Here take the (You) you have earned it

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Do they use this kind of method for the plot

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His limbs are short, he poses a safety risk because he can't reach the spice rack.

Yes, that and the Daily Mail.

is it actually possible to be involuntary celibate?

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"I'd rather not?" So you voluntarily choose not to?

fucking kek

But seriously why don't virgins just pay a prostitute?

Just go to vegas.

took me a second to get it kek

They wont accept tendies.

Incels don't want to bang whores because
A. They are too scares to actually contact one
B. Are so autistic that they think their pathetic self worth will be diminished if they pay for sex

>god invented hookers
Then why prostitution is illegal in USA?

too shy/scared of intimacy/worried about legality
personally I've fucked a few and gone to massage parlours, it's a nice way to treat myself and most of them are nice although there are some annoying ones who try to make you leave after 10 minutes if you cum early. I usually ask beforehand now if I can cum twice so I get my moneys worth and it's not a problem. I even do this in massage parlours lel

That said I don't want to do it anymore because it's expensive (£60 average) and i'm trying to live a good christian life now

lol

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voluntary celibate is literally just celibate you illiterate retard

I live in my parents basement
I have to find a job to be able to pay for a place of my own
Then I may pay for a prostitute
Or buy some rope and hang myself like a faggot

Volcel's a clearer term when you're also discussing incels.

>tfw pretty cute heroin addicted homeless girl walking around in front of my apartment

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lmao

>hen I may pay for a prostitute
>Or buy some rope and hang myself like a faggot
Why not both, you can tell satan at least you didn't die a virgin.

time to fap

No money. I'm a 32 year old virgin living with my parents.

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How are the wizard powers?

Bro you hit the jackpot. Offer her place to stay + some pocket money = free gf.

I mean she will probably rob you at some point but whatever, free gf.

Can a hooker teach me how to kiss?

Serious question. How do you think it would go if you asked mom for $100 to get laid? Assuming you asked the question nicely like you were talking to your mother.

add me in screencap

I don't think they know I am a virgin. I pretend to have friends too. Sometimes I ask to borrow their car saying I am going to watch a movie with friends or whatever and then just park and sit somewhere for a while. I'm pathetic.

The right one will do it while tickling your balls for the right price.

I want to bad but I'm paranoid about getting herpes/aids. I have nothing worth stealing.

>The LA Player MC Ice-T

youtube.com/watch?v=rKckKbZ3O9w

Sex is 50/50 a physical and mental experience. The other half of it being two people agreeing to give themselves to each other. Incels seek that feeling of love and affirmation.

Stabler wouldn't coddle or put up with this shit
>Awww, sad no one touches your dick? SHE WAS ONLY 7 YOU ANIMAL

I've only kissed 1 (one) hooker and it was a cute chinese girl who was jerking me off at a massage parlour, asked her on a whim and she smiled and said ok and gave me a peck on the lips

So yeah a hooker would but I don't think you would want to

all the time, that or Ice will be the one asking a really dumb question
youtube.com/watch?v=F1sd4CRcaE0

>gave me a peck on the lips
That doesn't even count as a kiss, sorry bro

>single male past 30
>parents and friends accuse you of being gay
>closet cases try to subtly hit on you

Its fucking hard to get laid fuck off.

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She probably would have made out with me but i've never wanted to do that with a hooker and I find kissing really gross even with normal girls

buy her lunch, you'll get laid for sure

AIDS is basically a non issue so long as you don't stick it up her pooper

catie.ca/en/pif/summer-2012/putting-number-it-risk-exposure-hiv

If you stick your uninfected weanus into an AIDS-infected vagina, you have a 0.04% chance of contracting HIV.

Wear a condom and it's statistically zero.

Herpes is more of an issue, but if you take a look and she doesn't seem to have them you're probably going to be fine. If she has an active outbreak then you'll almost certainly get it, but if all seems good then the odds are significantly lower. (She might also just be clean - and these days hookers actually tend to be cleaner since if they get something and infect a client it could end up very bad for her)

Take her in and fuck her, but only after she eats all the eggs.

>Why not both
If I pay for a prostitute then I'm going to hang myself because if I have sex I'm still going to be a fucking waste of flesh loser
I often think of jumping in front of the underground train but this seems like such a faggot attention whoring move

A drug addicted white girl walking around almost naked in downtown miami is not getting tested. What planet are you on?

Nigger please

>female incel
You guys don't know real suffering.

Let's have sex bae

Just do erotic massage. Its usually very slow and relaxing. It will help you get through your autism.

>Stabler
for years they talked about the "CSI effect" on jurors, were jurors want to see slam dunk forensic evidence. Now they talk about the NYPD Blue/ Law & Order effect on cops. They grew up watching cops on these shows do all sorts of illegal shit and never being punished for it, because their ultimate goal was good, so even after Stable slaps a suspect around and pins him against a wall and tells him how he's going to make sure he gets put in with the biggest meanest brothers in Attica, nothing ever happens to him.

Can I pay her extra to choke me dead or stab me with scissors?

Sure, but he's still not going to get AIDS from her even if he sticks it in raw like an idiot (and gets himself a nice dose of Hep or Chlamydia)

Not like he can't take her to get tested anyway

You wouldn't want to if you saw me, I promise.

Because I live in a Clown country where it's legal to sell sex, yet illegal to buy it. Is rather not get fired and have to move from my comfy town just because I'm now on some sex offender list.

Also i fucked two whores in Deutschland, shit was so cash

Can you get herp through a condom?

I wouldn't mind, I would kiss you

post pics, if you are fat and smelly and I fuck your armpit?

OK I'm laffin

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I think I might have one of my panic attacks is a woman touched me tho.

Not through a condom, no, but you could get it around your groin - it basically has to be skin-on-skin contact

If she's not having an outbreak though the chance of infection is much lower - especially if on medication (though if we're talking about a homeless person medication is probably not there)

there are no girls on 4chin.
m->f trans DOES NOT COUNT, YOU UNGODLY ABOMINATIONS
IF YOU HAVE A PENIS U R A BOY .

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEREEEFREEEEEEEEEEE

Let's rent the Aphrodite room bae, at worse we will drink some wine and eat cheetos

YES
AND IT SPREADS TO YOUR FACE.
EVERYONE WILL KNOW THAT YOU FUCKED A WHORE BECAUSE YOU'RE A DESPERATE FUCKUP WHO PROBABLY READS BOOKS BY JORDAN PETERSON AND BOOKS ABOUT MILITARY SPECIAL FORCES

Because i don't want sex asshole, that's just a bonus.

I want prostitution to be legal just so I can get with a titcow

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>there are no girls on 4chin.
wrong

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Being decent looking and not being able to have a normal relationship is worst than being ugly but know that you are fucked since the start because people look at you as a looser or a closet gay.

Take her in, fuck her, and then call the police and say she robbed you after you plant your CC (void of course) and 50 bucks cash on her.

no it doesn't. I have herpes on my lips sometimes (though it's been a while since it's sunlight-induced and I don't really go out) and I have never even talked to a woman outside of family.

of the millions of sexually frustrated, socially inhibited, manchild fuckups you you managed to sift through and find one token female (who's probably a guy anyway)

DID YOU FUCK YOUR MOM??

>>>/iama/reddit/>>>

yikes

>GOT'EM

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Almost wizard here.
I could easily afford and find one but I find hookers repulsive.

DON'T.

because the only thing more pathetic than being a virgin is a virgin paying for sex.

post that blue dyed pit hair

I do this except I pretend to go to work...

missing my favorite one

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Not surprising the show quality nose dived when he left and it became the Benson show