ATTENTION! ATTENTION! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT...

imagine that Hell is real and you get fucked over because of that

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Have s**

youtube.com/watch?v=mrSUROagyDc This is now an EAS thread. How fucked are we that they cant even correctly identify a false alarm with all of those protocols?

Incest is love, God would never punish someone for loving.

Where did Jesus say don't bang your sister? That's some shit the Catholic church made up.

Stay hydrated lad.

Replay Soma and remember that being dead isn't the worst thing that could happen

As the asteroid approaches, temperatures begin to shift. What was hot is now freezing, what was cold is now burning hot. What do you do now?

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I would tell all my friends and loved ones how much i love them, then i would prepare a nice dinner, open a few bottles and wait for the end...

I would withdraw all of my savings and pay cute girls huge amounts of money to bully me and kick me in the balls

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Bang a chick and maybe rob a bank for fun.

Robbing a bank won't be fun when there's no one to defend it since everyone will be panicking over the world ending.

cunny

youtube.com/watch?v=xU0h8LS6uSg

>Riots have broken out over the continental United States. Many people believe the world is going to end, and are looting, pillaging, and raping in their final hours. Law enforcement have been overwhelmed by looters, and there is approximately 6 hours until the asteroid impacts the Earth. The President has been escorted to a safe bunker, but implores the citizens of the United States, and the world at large, to stand together, instead of falling apart.

What do you do now?

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Call my immediate family, tell them that I love them, and then get blackout drunk.

ur mom, because now she's hot

I find that sound oddly comfy. It reminds me of springtime thunderstorms.

>false alarm
fucking cia niggers promoting their "false alarm" story everywhere. Have you _seen_ hawaii since the missile strike?

Holy rekt

spbp

Absolutely nothing different than what I'm doing now just going to do it all happier knowing this trash species is finally going to end.

>hey mom im being edgy on the internet...mom?

They were not even edgy you moron

*rapes you

we live in a clown world where people don't understand the concept of hell

Most likely, specially considering how Lot's daughters got him drunk, as the infamous "Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father." shows.

>At the time the US was ramping up for war with North Korea over ICBM testing
>"Accidentally" gives the public a scare over a missile strike

I get why they do it but I'm surprised nobody thinks this through

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Thank god

You know that even in this scenario there will be a wagie out there that will not want to leave his wagecage fearing he will get fired

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I am really indifferent to the fate of humankind. The way humans are wasting the precious fossil fuels in an orgy of consumption (for an example, internet now consumes more energy than the whole planet in the eighties--surely Yea Forums shitposting is the pinnacle of the human endeavor) and trashing the environment with this for the future generations they supposedly care about, let's just say destiny is the sum of the consequences of your acts.

>10 MILES IN DIAMETER
>ALL LIFE ON EARTH WILL CEASE TO EXIST

It's the far low-end of the scale in the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs. It won't even wipe out human civilisation.

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I'm likely never going to have any kids, so I could give a fuck less about the future of humanity.

So I am not; one bad experience with my oneitis was enough. Yes, I am a bitter faggot. But why the ones who say they care clearly don't? Actions speak louder than words.

I couldn't give a fuck less*