Will Yea Forums be watching WrestleMania?

Trailer park soap operas go on

I for one am very excited to Wrestlemania, exclusively on the WWE Network!

no

And how much would it cost to recieve such a wonderful network?

Yeah and then I'm canceling the network immediately after.

Yep

Why would anyone over the age of 11-12 watch wrestling?

Any good matches happening? I don't mean midgets doing flips, I mean charismatic bad-asses in cool rivalries.

No, G1 Supercard already ended

No

Yes although i am an autistic loner so..

I would enjoy seing this woman in a variety of situations

Punjabi Prison Match

Wow that's messed up

>Come on son, at least keep it for 2 months!
>Haha, I'll owe you one kid!

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Batista v HHH

>Kurt Angle is actually back in WWE after 10 million years
I don't know the guy he's fighting but this is probably gonna be the only good match.

>he thinks barely alive broken down Kurt can still pull of a good match
>against a shittier like Corbin
bruh, I have bad news

I want her to crush my head with her thighs while she berates me

Why do little bro Yea Forumsfags always have to run to big brother Yea Forumschads when anything surprising happens in wrestling...

>"Look! Look! We have cool stuff too! See what happened? Isn't this great? ...No? It still sucks? Really? I thought you'd like it. Huh. Okay, we'll be back whenever something cool happens and of you like it, say we're cool too please."

You aspies are a bunch of cringey cocksuckers. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some more shazamfags to destroy.

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Your time is up, Becky

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i watched ring of honor wrasslin last night (this morning) at 1am. needless to say i'm hooked. so much better than wwe.

they drew a crowd of over 50 people

>sweaty

is this possible natty?

Take the owlpill

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They used to come running to/sp/, till the purge

is alexa bliss still in this?

About to go see Shazam at my local kinotorium. What should I yell when he defeats villain?
>that’s a spicy meatball!
>stick a fork in him, he’s done!
>ooof! Dental appointment!

/tv+asp/ when?

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I knew you were lying, but I wanted to see what matches were actually happening. Why the fuck is this actually happening?

>Triple H vs. Batista
>Kurt Angle vs. Baron Corbin
>Shane McMahon vs. The Miz
>Samoa Joe (c) vs. Rey Mysterio
>Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Kofi Kingston
>Two fatal four-way tag team matches

What fucking garbage.

no but ill listen to autistic peoples youtube videos about it monday morning

>Haitch and Batista main eventing in 2019
Pretty sad

Does HH still wrestle? He was me and my brother's favorite growing up, when he was in the NWO.

That's not the main event

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just wait till HHH [sp]goes over[/sp]

an absolute black hole of charisma that makes Roman Reigns look like the Rock by comparison

>watch wrestling years ago
Nobody cares, nerd
>stop watching wrestling a few years later
DUDE WRESTLING IS COOL NOW

The Canadian Crippling Machine is a good one too. Is he still wrestling?
Thanks OP for the heads up, I may check into this.

>Kurt Angle
>only good match

Bitch, it's probably gonna be the only shitty match lmao

>women main event
kek, who the fuck watches this shit anymore?

You joke, but this is the prime kino viewing angle.

>16 matches
Kill me now. Chances of my weebfantasy Skypirates showing up for the battle royal?

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Who is that jism prism on the right?

It’d be pretty weird for Trips to lose, considering they still have “HHH’s last match ever!” as a draw for future manias.

>ronda moving into a niche where she's less likely to get beaten up because the fighting is pretend but her abhorrent personality is much more evident
It's a bold strategy, let's see if it pays off for her

Is Triple H vs /ourguy/ Batista the main event?

based

probably since the rest of the card is garbage
it's always hilarious taking a 1-2 year break from wrestling and absolutely nothing changes

You can sign up for a FREE 30 day trial and it’s only $9.99 a month after that

god i love THE MAN

Is this one significant or something?

>where is sarah connor

Definitely! What match are you most anticipating? For me, it's gotta be Seth VS Brock.

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I don't know man I could buy like 3 beers for that

network.wwe.com

There's a pretty decent chance, we only have half of the field confirmed and they will definitely fill it up with NXT talents.

Kairi Sane.

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>yfw you realize WWE is still a thing

No, there is literally not a single interesting match on the card.

Basedbro isn't even on the card

>tfw no qt latina valet

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>watching wrestlemania instead of just watching the NXT takeover the night before that will be a million times better.
... will probably wake up at 1pm and find a stream just because. nothing on the card seems that interesting.

Kiss my feet ya little weirdo

They stuck him in the Andre, sadly.

This
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Pretty much just watching until Kofi because none of the other matches interest me. Maybe Orton and Styles if Orton doesn't just dial it in.

she smol

Takeover has happened already

Inb4 People like you don’t get to be champion 2.0

The Wrestlemania main event has women in it, how the fuck does that qualify as "nothing changes"

No because John Oliver told me no to.

TFW she'll never wrestle you to assert her dominance

i used to think WWE was real until i watched extra in which the partied together without feud

>shoehorning charlotte into this match

they always find a way of fucking it up

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Is undercarder showing up?

The card looks like shit

As far as I can tell, no. It seems like they're saving him for the next Saudi show, which was supposed to happen in May but is now possibly pushed back to June.

Only if the president shows up and drone strikes the arena.

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What the ass is this shit? Wrestling in America is as good as dead

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I was going to watch it to help me get through my fast and keep my mind off it, it's perfect since it's pretty much a whole day event, however I discovered there is a cod eSports tourney live in Toronto right now so I'm going to go watch that in person instead. I don't like wrestling but it's a good time waster

How much longer until they bring him onto the main roster?

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They already have, kinda.

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>Will Yea Forums be watching WrestleMania?

it already peaked yesterday

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I like looking at Becky

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ronda is just disgusting to look at.
it doesn't work, no ass, no hips, absolutely no trace of tits
the women wrestlers need to all have some amount of sex appeal, ronda has zero.
Even big girl has mountains more appeal

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Does Brock Lesnar even have any muscles left? It breaks my immersion when Walmart greeters pretend to be intimidating wrestlers.

As always Fanatic will be hosting for Yea Forums over at vaughnlive on the Yea Forums wrestling channel.

This pic is from January, you tell me.

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based jesus

youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

Based Steiner

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Hell yeah I wanna watch with my friends, my buddies

Why do I always miss the fun stuff?

>women's wrestling

Sorry, I only watch chad-style.

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