>all critics: 55%
>top critics: 25%
>audience: 36%
>critics consensus: "[...] it suggests Brie Larson has a future behind the camera."
okay.
All critics: 55%
Dominic Jackson
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Adam Ramirez
>it suggests Brie Larson has a future behind the camera
and in front
Dominic Williams
why does this board hate her so much?
Gavin Reyes
Because she doesn't want to grab my balls and spit in my mouth while calling me a gross white dude.
Cooper Nguyen
Mommy issues.
Dylan Ortiz
Because she has horrendous feet
Liam Moore
She's literally /ourgirl/. Get your facts straight.
Christopher Johnson
I want to be inside her box too if you know what I mean.
Oliver Sanders
She already has told us the opinions of white men don’t matter to her so we don’t have to feel bad.
Anthony Sanchez
How come. She repeated several times she doesn't hate white "dudes".
Evan Reyes
I don't follow
Logan Stewart
>Samuel L Jackson playing the Magical Negro role
Come on man you're better than this
Blake Howard
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she is an unlikable person
Logan Hughes
Reminder that Brie Larson Hayes white men because of her poor relationship with her dad
Wyatt Cox
That was before she took the pill.
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Caleb Russell
Why is it when women make shows they always dress characters up in bright, colorful, in-your-face outfits no sensible person would ever wear?
Charles Murphy
Antifungal pills?
Gabriel Reyes
She's just bitchy and unlikable, like a young Hillary Clinton
Easton Jones
>a netflix film
>its complete shit
WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING?
Sebastian Evans
>Show about a girl who was kidnapped at the age of 14 and didn't mentally mature has the girl dress like a 14 year old
weird
Andrew Edwards
T-t-the incels did this somehow
Easton Smith
have sex
Asher Perez
It's every god damn character.
Aaron Wood
Look at the top of her head
Ian Miller
"Show don't tell".
"Do what i say, not what i do."
She is an narcissistic hypocrite. I don't believe a single thing she says, because everything she says and does is to get power, like any of these extremist feminists.
I completely ignore what she says and judge her by what she does.
What did she do recently? Piling on a dude on twitter (together with the official netflix channel) because he dared to call her movie "meh".
That's grade A spoiled Disney-princess behavior and not the sign of a mature and classy woman.
David Cruz
hemsworth would get it
Josiah Wright
Is she bald? Is her hair a wig?
James Ross
ah bloo bloo
Jack Young
I don't hate her and the idea of her movie actually sounds kind of cute. What everyone says about it seems to subtly suggest it's another obnoxious liberal feminist crapper. Tell me if I'm wrong.
Tyler Baker
Ian Robinson
Why is Samuel Jackson so irritating
Bentley Taylor
Jonathan Perry
Are you afraid of colors?
Jose Cooper
I mean I want to have vaginal intercourse with her.
Adam Rodriguez
Fuck that's a pretty good shop
Asher Lee
And bellow camera. Three angles in economic casting couch style set up film porn.
Landon Davis
Bitch want attention by saying stupid shit, we give it to her
Isaac Evans
This picture has shown me in a very tangible way the successful survival strategy of women throughout history.
Consciously I know Brie Larson would be an annoying person to be around and up until this point in the thread I was all aboard talking shit about her.
But I see these things and I I am suddenly willing to pretend to listen to her.
Adrian Sanders
>But I see these things and I I am suddenly willing to pretend to listen to her.
Aside from the PC bullshit and the toe situation I think she's alright. Just needs to drop the Disney/Lib marketing mask and act like a normal being.
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Ian Martinez
Because they have the minds of children.
Jose Smith
This tbqh.
Evan Peterson
Remember when we found Samuel L Jackson cool? Its been so long I can't. Now he seems like a bit part player
Kayden Robinson
Because she talked shit about white men which is 90% of this boards userbase. This whole website is embarrassingly white.
Lucas Campbell
>This picture has shown me in a very tangible way the successful survival strategy of women throughout history.
>Consciously I know Brie Larson would be an annoying person to be around and up until this point in the thread I was all aboard talking shit about her.
>But I see these things and I I am suddenly willing to pretend to listen to her.
Now try this for 40+ years and you can make a marriage work
Jose Moore
chinese fob women dress like that
i think this character was ratarted too
Mason Foster
And yet you posted a pic where only two of them fit the bill, dipshit.
Christian Wilson
>why does this board hate her so much?
Brie Larson is a fugly butch, zero charisma, non-entity with a fivehead, shit-tier body, horrible bolt on tits, negative ass, utterly fucking disgusting Crypt Keeper feet and is a raving Feminazi/SJW cunt.
Furthermore, Hollywood (((executives))) have been fucking this skank since she was a child which is why they've been relentlessly shilling her. They tried to make her a TV star, then a popstar, now they gave her an Oscar and a billion dollar grossing movie as the new lead of the biggest film franchise in history, all unearned.
Seriously, she must have MAJOR dirt on some powerful people because she's a complete and utter zero charisma non-entity!
Oh and let me explain why Cheese Noass has an Oscar beside sucking and riding kike cock. The Oscars are soo fucking politicized that all you need to do is make a movie that sucks up to women, niggers or fags and you'll win. Larson won because she played a woman imprisoned and abused by an EVIL WHITE MALE. The Shape of Water won Best Picture because it was about a degenerate whore who fucks a fish while her friends are a fat black woman and a gay man while the "villain" is a straight white male and the movie takes place in the 1950's which is vilified by Feminazi's and SJW faggot for being oh-so-oppressive because you couldn't act like wild animals and fuck up civilization as you have been doing for the last several decades. Moonlight won because it was about Gayniggers who were, sadly, not from outer space!!!FACT!!!
Brayden Nelson
Finally, when some feminazi and/or one of their SJW white guilt numale closet faggot lapdogs calls you an "INCEL", it's because women are nothing more than three holes which is why even the ugliest, fattest, poorest amongst them can get laid whenever they like. Withholding sex from men is the only power they have. Without that they have nothing and are nothing!
And the so-called "men" who use the word are even worse because they're virtue signaling numale cucks who think that they'll get some of that sweet college/university hipster chick pussy when those women will be fucking Chad Thundercock and only settle for them once they're looking to nest with a beta orbiter provider after they're done riding the cock carousel!!!FACT!!!
Nathaniel Bell
THE UNICORN STORE CALLED...
Samuel Russell
Jack Foster
damn, based
Elijah Diaz
based
Gavin Torres
She was in a marvel movie about a girl and NOT about a boy and we don't like that here. Also she's got icky feet (ew lol)
Jaxson Thomas
Why do they do the average critic score out of 10 but the audience score out of 5
Nolan Diaz
Are you honestly surprised that parts of the market react negatively to being told they are worthless? What's funny is people like her see the writing on the wall, how whites are being replaced in their own countries - her reaction is to throw white men under the bus as if it will save her.
Juan Johnson
She's a rich famous cute white girl who literally never stops complaining about how hard she has it
Isaiah Roberts
>embarrassingly white
Logan Davis
>be Disney
>in talks with Fox for decades about acquisition
>Captain Marvel due for release in a few months
>get close to striking a deal to acquire Fox
>deal will mostly be paid in shares in Disney stock
>deal will finalize after Captain Marvel release
>can't have Captain Marvel bomb, which would reduce Disney's stock value
>movie is projected to not do too well, especially in China
>can't bomb
>send employees to buy out entire Captain Marvel showings around the nation
>YouTube changes algorithm
>RT redesign
>RT stops accepting reviews below threshold
>Metacritic drops user scores
>"Journalists" in a tizzy
>Twitter in a tizzy
>Half empty theaters
>insanely low critic and user scores (the ones they let be posted)
>Hollywood accounting
>Prelude to the biggest movie ever
>Captain Marvel becomes 6th most profitable release in movie history
>but numerous reports of empty or near empty "sold out" showings for Captain Marvel
>Fox thinks these numbers are legit, finalizes the deal
>movie tanks in China
>Disney shares drop slightly
>Fox gets fucked over
>The Mouse gets away with it?
It's not just the Disney/Fox merger, they also had to top WB/DC's Wonder Woman which did 821 mill worldwide. Anything less than a billion would have been seen as a failure.
Plus you have to take into account that Feminazi's and their SJW white guilt numale closet faggot virtue signaling lapdogs are easy marks who will white knight someone (Anita Sarkeesian) or something (Captain Marvel) using their own money like the suckers they are and all because Daddy (The Patriarchy) didn't love them and hand life to them on a silver platter!!!FACT!!!
Ian Martin
No ass
Austin Russell
>directing yourself in feature film
>there is a flat-angel center composition shot of yourself facing camera
Nathan Cox
Now you incels believe Rotten Tomatoes?
Also, why is anyone expecting a Netflix Original Film randomly released in April to be remotely good? Netflix has made like two good movies.
Bentley Foster
Have you even seen the show?
Jackson Hall
based
Hunter Rivera
It was actually made in 2017, couldn't find a distributor, then thrown on Netflix 2 years later to cash in on Captain Marvel hype.
Wyatt Clark
Based
Eli Scott
Cringe thread.
Have sex.
Matthew Lopez
look again
Justin Martin
She is an sjw + she was cast as a shitty character Yea Forums already hated.
Adam Carter
jesus christ that guy on the left needs a better workout routine
Tyler Torres
She doesn’t play the character well. Comes off as shrill and uptight rather than cool and badass. Charlize Theron does these characters better.
She also has a few irredeemable qualities in the personality and looks department. Honestly I think that could be excused if her performance was better.
Brody Green
I'm white and not embarrassed suck my nuts
Ryan Bailey
Is this what happens when Disney doesn't buy reviews?
Wyatt Wood
>ultra-feminist
>hates white men
>no ass, generally quite ugly and gets mogged by a flat chested Gal Gadot
>has a very unpleasant personality judging by every interview she is in
>has a very sketchy background, had a failed television and music career and then won a bullshit Oscar when she was awful in that movie, she had certainly been fucking some powerful people
she just seems like an awful toxic person
Xavier Butler
>she was awful in that movie
The fuck are you talking about? She was great in Room.
Alexander Long
she was absolutely terrible and can't act convincingly to save her life
Asher Wood
>the soles of her feet are sparked in glitter
That should distract your attention from her fungus.
Thomas Taylor
Ugly as a sin 40-year old with gangrene feet is playing whimsical unicorn girl who don't want to grow up.
If she wants to be a director, why not cast a likeable teenager for protagonist?!
WhY?
Liam Anderson
How can one person be so cute bros?
Cameron Foster
>why not cast a likeable teenager for protagonist?!
Michael Walker
Good.
If it’s anything involving Brie Larson it needs to be destroyed without mercy!
Justin Allen
>This whole website is embarrassingly white
Go self-loath and hate daddy somewhere else and suck nigger cock while you're at it you fucking faggot!!!FACT!!!
Dominic Carter
A 17 year old is not in her prime.
I'm in my prime.
Mason White
>17
I'll allow it.
Charles Hill
You know most 16 year olds are completely physically mature AND very legal to put your peepee inside in quite a lot of countries
Robert Allen
He's making a reference to hannah gadsby you shitskin pedophile
Jaxon Murphy
Maybe the directing is good but the script sucks?
Aiden Perez
WHO FUCKING LAUGHED
Aiden Walker
another samael jackson movie?
Jaxson Moore
that's just white male critics revenge. surely minority and female critics gave the movie 100s, A+s, etc. Right? Right? Anyone?
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