Two questions

it's also never explained why cape wearing dwarves operate a giant desert tank.

>needing to see a shot of everything for it to make sense.

Bet you wondered how lady gaga knew the whole song in a star is born but also why she was dropped off in daytime after it was pitch black.

You zoomer brainlets need your hand held through every movie.

What a weird example to use.

Dwarfs usually love rocks and caves, right? So they just make an artificial mountain with a cave inside to always be comfy.

you just admitted to watching a star is born lol

I am pretty sure he is lampooning the people who criticize TLJ for not explaining every little thing.

>Now I am the master.
>Only a master of evil, Darth.
Doesn't Obi-Wan know darth is a title, not a name?

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So? It still works

This. It's like calling him "Count" or something.

Of all the things people nitpick I always found this one to be weird.

>Only a master of evil führer

also, is he guarding the sky? couldnt they use robot, sensors, camera WHATEVER WORKS. Why waisting someone's time?

maybe he used "darth" ironically

Where did the blood come from? I thought lighsabers instantly cauterize wounds.

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rebels pool. robot expensive. manpower cheap.

Lucas suggested it was space ketchup and at some point he considered adding a digital ketchup bottle in the alien's hand.

Ponda Baba was known to carry jars of strawberry jam in his sleeves. Unfortunately when he was disarmed his jam fell to the ground.

cameras are cheaper. and more efficien if they have good software

Umm turn your brain off

In the EU book "Chronicles of the imperial web", Jedi master Casandra Bilal enters cyberspace to fight a sith computer program. The book explains how the rebels can't afford good software.

The real answer is that it is safe to assume that the humans (Anakin, Windu, Luke) and the Humanoid Darth Maul have the same type of circulatory system as we have. This is called a closed circulatory system. Blood circulates through the body via blood vessels (veins and arteries). We have a lot of internal flesh and tissues, which are burned when a lightsaber cuts through. The same for the blood vessels. By burning the blood vessels with a light saber, they are closed which inhibits the bleeding. It is more or less the same as cauterization, an ancient medical practice used to close amputations. Ponda Baba has a completely different anatomy. He has an open circulatory system, like arthropods (Spiders and insects). This means that the blood doesn't flow through vessels, but is collected in a much larger body cavity named the hemocoel. To simplify: Baba is kind of a walking can of blood. A light saber might cut off his arm, but the hemocoel is to large to cauterize. Small blood vessels might be closed by burning the surrounding tissue, but not a big blood cavity.

Their ships can hover in mid-air, he probably just has a platform at the base that ascends when he needs to get out. The spear is for defending against those savage bears.

I can't find any evidence that something with that title or character even exists so I dunno if you made that up on the spot as some sort of joke but if so that's pretty amusing because there actually was a Jedi in the EU that got trapped in a computer.
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Callista_Ming

IIRC she was Luke's girlfriend for a time but it didn't work out.

It's a fucking lift. Stop posting this.

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Is there really no underwear in space?

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Did no one play the original two Battlefront games? is canon. That's what happens when you get in those turrets on the Yavin map. Although the center pole doesn't stick out the top like that, it goes in on itself.

Imagine if you took a step back by accident.That's an accident waiting to happen.

gay as fuck

I did make it up as an attempt to show how retarted the EU is. I had no idea I should have become a star wars writer. Goddammit.

that's an OHS nightmare.
there's no way this is empire approved

Lol, whoops guess I better kms

It wasn't his title when the movie first came out.

I bet that object has its own wookiepedia page

seeThe pole underneath slides into itself like one of those fold out umbrellas.

Well you would have been a little late with that idea considering Children of the Jedi is from 1995 but that is pretty funny that the EU is so ridiculous and widespread that a random idea you came up with would have already been done over 20 years ago. But I'm impressed that you even gave gave her a name that begins with C and ends with A.

it doesn't look like a telescopic pole.
I'm favouring the hover mode but it's not helicopter blades but some space thrusters n sheeeit

I like this explanation.

Star Wars fans never cease to amaze me.

The lift mechanism could be underground though.

The real reason was that Star Wars was originally going to be rated G, but G-rated movies were seen as kiddy movies, and didn't make as much money. So they added shots of the bloody arm and Luke's family's skeletons to get the "more adult" PG rating.

The skeletons scared me when I was young.

Yeah, like the Empire was big on handrails. They don't want their guys leaning all day.

I'm not an SJW (even though a lot of people who liked TLJ are accused of being this) but I legit loved that film.

This scene is unironically kino.

Success!!

People are beginning to admit that it was at least well done from a cinematography standpoint.

>retarted
> I should have become a star wars writer

Not with that piss poor spelling.

>going for the low hanging fruit
You make us proud user

This fucking thread

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spearing

Which Star Wars movies had a good reception? I remember the same for Revenge of the Sith; people initially saying it was crap but later saying it was pretty good.

based this fucking thread poster

The first one. It was massively popular, people standing on long lines to see it. It was the first time that a movie was that big, and so universally a hit.

Next would be Jedi, and then Empire, then the trilogy. Phantom Menace didn't do horribly when it came out, there was a ton of hype for it.

Well the difference between that and this is that the critics are still insisting it was good, but I suppose film criticism has changed a lot in the 15 years since RotS. But Empire did have some pretty lukewarm reception in its time. Also, THX-1138 was absolutely reviled until Star Wars turned out to be a hit. So who knows if that's actually good or not.

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>But Empire did have some pretty lukewarm reception in its time

I remember hearing about this when I watched the making off documentaries on the DVD. Imagine the fucking shit taste of normies back then to like ANH but not ESB. I swear to god, half the fanbase are manchildren who just want happy endings and good guys beat bad guys fairy tale shit. Fucking shitters. ANH attracted the wrong type of people to this fanbase. It attracted the proto MCU fans.

how did han move his head so fast?

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If there was high ground nearby this battle would have ended much differently.

The BD fixed a lot of issues in this scene.

I'm more mad at people on my side completely rejecting bringing different directing styles into the franchise. That's what I was looking forward to when I heard Rian was directing and he delivered.

Because of all the whining, we're now back to boring ol' JJ.

They picked JJ for episode IX before TLJ was even out. Disney made that decision independent of the whining because they didn't like whatever Trevorrow was doing. Once we're past IX I think we'll see a lot more different directors. That movie is like a band-aid we have to rip off before we can get to the true Star Wars.

That's what people said after TFA, now we have to rip this JJ bandaid off again. Unless KK goes, she's gonna nitpick directors, change their visions and reshoot their films again, they will leave the projects over it and JJ will be called in yet again.

He's a hologram, he's actually on the ground in a cosy control room

he is force sensitive

The bigger question is how the fuck did Greedo miss from there? Han didn't even have to move.

People focus a lot on who shot first but I always wondered why Greedo fucking EXPLODED from being shot with a blaster. That never happens with any other blaster shot in the series.

Yeah I'm worried about a lot of executive meddling at this point.

Which is why Obi Wan was forced again to take the metaphorical high ground. By lowering his weapon and becoming defenceless he raised himself above Vader, enabling him to reach Force Ghost power levels.

Either way, even without it, everyone is forced to follow on from JJ's founding turd, TFA, which fucking gutted the setting, reset the universe and really, what can you do. You need to be inspired and passionate to make a good Star Wars film. You can't do that with the shitty hack setting that JJ, KK and the story group shat out with TFA. It's so fucking soulless.

It was explained in the 5,000 word wookiepedia article.

His opponent was a woman so his reflexes shot up 300%

>spoonfeed me because I lack the imagination to comprehend a children's movie: The Post

Go back to wherever it is you wandered in from.

The SkyView 7 Observation Pole (Serial #6F-P84) was developed by Kuat in 16BBY. The proposed solution...

The Post isn't a children's movie you idiot.

This one is especially convincing because you used Kuat which is a real name from Star Wars and even included the date in the format the wiki writes it. However you slipped up because they always write Kuat Drive Yards.

Side note, did you know that Kuat Drive Yards is located in Hyrule?
starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Kuat_Drive_Yards/Legends

Are you underage or American?

Are you stupid or British?

He pressed Y

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Shit like this is why I fucking love Star Wars. Not some Skywalker saga monomyth crap, though that's good too. The real meat is all this autismo stuff that I can't get enough off. Best fictional universe by far.

>A fictional Star Wars company has fucking subsiridiary companies
>they are all blue link highlighted which means they aren't just made up for the article, but also actual companies with products featured in EU works
>Techno Union is it's parent company, they are a seperatist faction in the PT

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He has one of the spears from Black Panther obviously

In BF2 you just teleport to the top, I think in BF1 they actually had the animation of the pod descending down for you to get inside it.

>pressing Y
>not pressing E

Gay.

So they put less animation work into the sequel compared to the original? That's unusual.

So yes and yes to both of my questions.
I genuinely find it hard to see how you can come to Yea Forums and enjoy the schlock that was TLJ with its abysmal choreography, plot straight out of a teen girl flick and amateurish pacing.
Unless, of course, you only come to Yea Forums because its the most accessible board, we do how near constant capeshit threads.

E is the aim button

Cinematography, you idiot. Cinematography. Not choreography. Learn to read.

>Not choreography
I was referencing the fight at the end where the elite guard where to busy hitting each other and having their weapons edited out in post you retard

Yes? They still call Dracula “Count” from time to time, and Marty still calls Emmet Brown “Doc”

To fend off space crows

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CINEMATOGRAPHY.

Yes? They still call Dracula “Count” from time to time, and Marty still calls Emmet Brown “Doc”

...

I agree. I don't hate the Jedi stuff but it's kind of a shame so much Star Wars stuff is centered around space wizards when they have such interesting technology and all the minute details that spiral out from it.

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No, right click is aim

>he doesn't rebind
>he lets a developer pick his controls for him.

It's strange, there were a bunch of features in BF1 that were removed from 2. I guess they were to improve framerate, or because they added other things instead.

Namely it was crawl, recovering from a roll after being near a grenade, first person vehicle HUD, and most importantly, flying vehicles on ground maps. It's for this reason I insist people play both BF1 and BF2. As good as 2 is, 1 has some nice things over it. But then BF2 also added tons of new shit that BF1 didn't have.

>stand in the middle
>someone calls the lift down
>before you can react, you have a 30 foot metal pole in your ass

He's mocking Anakin's edgy sith name.

Why does this make my dick hard..

Too poor to afford a blaster, but union rules say all new rebellion employees must take shifts on the watchtower.

You're all casuals itt. Git gud at hip firing like a boss

I thought they were meant to be honorifics. Kind of like how you address a knight by saying Sir

Don't actually kill yourself though

>he lets Yea Forums decide which movies to enjoy
literal NPC

why are the buttons on the outside

>Star Wars is just goatse in space

You should at bare minimum have some resemblance of taste and knowledge of film when coming to Yea Forums, but who even cares anymore.
Enjoy your Disney Film No. 241

Bravo

How powerful do you think gravity is?

So now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that RotJ was the best of the OT?

t.reddit

custom modifications

Because years of Yea Forums have lead you to a path of ever weirder fetishes

So you don't accidentally touch them from the inside.

>From the planet Chad
Guys cmon

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There is not enough room for that to work

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but how does he press them without dangerously leaning off the side?

Isn't there the exact same scene in Rogue One ?

Huh, could be it.

With the spear

How'd he get in there?

It makes sense now.

Step inside it first (when the container's at ground level) then they raise it

With difficulty.

>thread so underage that no one has the cup+ball with this guy and his post
fucking zoomers

but why were they badguys in Super STAR WARS?

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>Only a master of evil, Obergruppenführer.

What order should you watch star wars movies in? Don't hate me, it's not my fault I was born when I was born

Illegal mods. I remember reading some bullshit about how Han's DL-44 had destructive capabilities equivalent to a 40mm grenade. Of course being a blaster weapon its destructive power could be dialed in or "charged up".

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Originals -> Prequels -> lol

In order of release date, you brainlet

>not rebinding your keys to suit your needs
Scrub ass baddie. I bet you use the noob combo in Halo too.

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Is noob combo BXR?

Would you, Yea Forums?

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it would be extremely painfull

>If there was high ground nearby this battle would have ended much differently.
why didnt he bring a chair with him? permanent high ground, nobody can beat him (ok if the enemy has a chair with them they can even the ground; so better bring a few back up chairs just in case)

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ANH
ESB
TPM
AotC
Genndy Wars
The Clone Wars
RotJ

Then play the Dark Forces games and realize Jan >>>>>>>>> Jyn

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Plasma Pistol + BR / Covie Carbine / DMR / Magnum

I want to fuck that mouth!

tfw Greedo was a trap

Reverse trap best trap

Checkem 50cents at a goodwill

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ROFLMAO

They were on Yavin IV and I clapped!

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You can address someone by a title, you retard. In fact it actually works better as a sneerimg rebuttal given that fact.

Actually based and logic pilled

>”why didn’t they explain that in the movie”
Why the fuck does the Star Wars fandom need every little autistic detail explained to them otherwise they go apeshit?
t. Star Wars fan

Order of release. Anyone who says otherwise is a retard.

It's a fantasy series though

>you cant call people by their title

>Marty still calls Emmett Brown “doc”

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>those fucking heels

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From the Robert Downey Jr collection

Imagine hot-dogging the pole with your butt as it goes up and down haha

Test

Doesn't matter, they're all the same movie anyway

It's a sniper nest / observation platform. It traverses vertically on demand. The gizmos on the outside are additional sensory equipment.
The "lance" is just the overly long barrel of a sniper rifle, rest is hidden beyond the platform edge and he kinda rests his weight on it.
Being over a 100 feet in the air really helps with observing and giving covering fire.

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based

a ladder

>yeh, that looks amazing George!

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You forgot ROTS after Clone Wars.

OT fags wish this was true. The PT being different films is why they seethe so hard over them. Then when JJ remade ANH again they all clapped and sucked Disney's cock over the shithead that was TFA.

oh no no no no no

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4K77 is fucking embarrassing. There's a fucking reason George wanted to fix the films with the special editions. The BD's look fantastic in comparison. OT fags are just fucking delusional.

its the pole for a roller brush, he was painting the background

He used the X-8765RT43 droid to get up there , the "spear" is a MT-6574 TIE fighter detector

Don;t you geeks have access to the star wars bible ?!?

Based Dark Forces.

oops

>"scanned in 4K and meticulously restored"

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impressive

Jesus, somebody turn down the lights!

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Imagine seeing pic related and just fucking seething uncontrollable, to the point you become deranged because they replaced a bad looking background prop with a better looking CGI one. So you retaliate and watch that fucking mess called 4K77 and then shitpost about the SE online.

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>but I legit loved that film
Because your a brainlet pleb.
No they don't.

>Because your a brainlet pleb.
>your

Oh, the irony.

Game?

>CGI
>better looking

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based and bloodpilled

looks like fallout 3, but I'm not sure

Vader literally BTFO

>Special Edition

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Maybe that point lookout. Never played that dlc

Fixing the error is fine. Making Han Solo shoot second is not. Understand?

>It's a lift
>it's an antenna built in with the lift

>Going for the headshot style instead of the sure body shot kill

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Deranged and seething.

Yeah, it's Fallout 3. There's just a tree mod being used to make the landscape not look as desolate.

Lightsaber battery wasn't fully charged, probably was in energy saving mode.

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This is bait.

>space asians control the biggest trade coorporation
did George predict chinas rise as a superpower?

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Did they remove Greedo shooting? If not then they “fixed” nothing. The entire point of having Han shoot Greedo in such a nonchalant way was to establish Han as a ruthless character out for only himself.

Where the fuck is this in fallout

These guys were great

Considering the FIRST wound lightsaber wound ever shown is this one, you would have had no reason to have thought that.

ha ha he should have said "Dark" cuz his name is Dark Vader

They both shoot at the exact same time now.

Good post

>I meant Master of Evil, what did you think I meant, idiot!

Look at this fucking crap retard. Look at the horrendous work between the dewback and the wall behind it. It looks so fucking fake. It's even worse in motion, it looks like there is fucking aliasing on it, or it's a digital composite or a badly done matte. Not to mention the amount of fucking grain, christ. That's one good thing about digital, no fucking annoying grain.

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Then compare the shitty original to the absolutely based restoration job done by based Lucas (I honestly cannot stress enough just how absolutely fucking BASED that man his, George Lucas is highly based and redpilled in every single way).

Firstly, we get more shot info because the image isn't cropped. The scene feels more lively and clues us into this being a spaceport by having a ship taking off in the background, the two farmers getting of their double seated ride gives more of a reason for the shot, rather than being an empty cutaway. There has also been more colors added to the shot to make it look less washed out. The ugly composite matte painting background building has been removed and replaced with a high res composite of a real set building. And the plastic looking dewback has been replaced with a CGI model that is so fucking based it makes deranged manchildren seethe when they see it.

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I always wondered what the story is with this weird space pod thing.

Is that a vehicle? An ice cream stand? The head of a giant robot? Inquiring minds want to know.

>It looks so fucking fake. It's even worse in motion, it looks like there is fucking aliasing on it, or it's a digital composite or a badly done matte.
It's a real building user...

What did user mean by this?

The background between the animal and the main cantina, is that bluish looking building. It looks horrendous. It's a different color and it has a slight jitter or something when seen in motion. It just looks abysmal. And because of the grain, it looks like it has alaising on the edge with the dewback creature.

No, it's not.

Just let it go George.

Interesting

Wait for the prequel to see how he got up there.

...

>Leader: Kuat of Kuat
Neat

>doubling down

The Last Jedi, Revenge of the Sith, A New Hope, Rogue One, Star Wars Christmas Special, Phantom Menace, Solo: A Star Wars story, The Empire Strikes Back, The Force Awakens, Attack of the Clones, and as the last film watch The Return of The Jedi to see the last good Star Wars movie.
Any other watching order is pure bullshit for plebs but this the order Lucas wanted people to see the movies.

He was dropped there by one of the swings. He uses the spear to fight enemy ships (spears are long range weapons)